101 ways to get rid of Tess

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Tess dies after proving Zan is the Spawn of Satan and it's Rosemary's Baby all over. Naturally her death is painful. Maybe getting stabbed to death by Spork-wielding pigeons or electrocuted by a vibrator or something.
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Sologirl102 wrote:Tess dies after proving Zan is the Spawn of Satan and it's Rosemary's Baby all over. Naturally her death is painful. Maybe getting stabbed to death by Spork-wielding pigeons or electrocuted by a vibrator or something.
You say the funniest things. Makes me laugh until I can't breathe. Spork-wielding pigeons. Good god that is freakin' haliorious. :lol:
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touched by an alian wrote:Has anyone said something about her getting eating alive by gerbils (a.k.a. her own kind :lol: ) while drowning in green Tobasco Sauce?
Lol... that would be so funny!! :twisted: very ironic!!! lmao...
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Getting electrocuited by a vibrator?

Ouch... LOL! :wink:
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Where did the name "gerbil" come from for Tess?

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my bet... Maria. She's the one who would give her the nickname. Plus, her features were kind of pinched looking.
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FaithfulAngel24 wrote:Getting electrocuited by a vibrator?

Ouch... LOL! :wink:
Okay that sounds painful even if it isn't really possible. It's a funny yet creepy image though.
Magic Mushroom Omelets. You know what I'm talking about.

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hks_bsb wrote:Where did the name "gerbil" come from for Tess?

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We made it up at the original fanatics board, way back during season 1, when we first heard she was coming onto the show and there were spoiler pics floating around. :)

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FaithfulAngel24 wrote:Getting electrocuited by a vibrator?

Ouch... LOL! :wink:
Okay that sounds painful even if it isn't really possible. It's a funny yet creepy image though.
I don't know...it wouldn't really kill her, but I do know someone I used to work with who got electrocuted by her vibrator - and chemically burned by the battery acid inside at the same time - and she had to walk around bowlegged for the rest of a week. Imagine having to explain that one to your friends.

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Fehrbaby wrote:
Sologirl102 wrote:
FaithfulAngel24 wrote:Getting electrocuited by a vibrator?

Ouch... LOL! :wink:
Okay that sounds painful even if it isn't really possible. It's a funny yet creepy image though.
I don't know...it wouldn't really kill her, but I do know someone I used to work with who got electrocuted by her vibrator - and chemically burned by the battery acid inside at the same time - and she had to walk around bowlegged for the rest of a week. Imagine having to explain that one to your friends.

:lol:
Lol... ouch... :lol:
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Tie tess down under a tree, put honey all over heard body and then unleash some killer bees.

Get Kyle to take a picture of Tess in the shower and then black mail her into leaving Roswell. She doesn't want everyone to know that she's really a male.
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