Ok this one might be a little hard but I'll throw it out there, its more than one line but it goes sooo well together:
This girl is absolutly beautiful, sweet as pie. She is the greatest child god ever put on this earth. But you do not wanna mess with her. If she hasen't had her medication in a dark deserted alley she will.. I repeat she will atack. This girl is a CARNIVOR!!!
Kyle : Great. So Michael's the boss-man? Think he'll offer a benefits plan? ...I for one am panicking here. I love the guy, but I don't want to be a member of any club where he's the leader.