Just a few little comments I have to a few of you...oh hell to all of you...
I'm glad you are all enjoying Sarah because well I *try* to write her truly as I know her. With that said...to know Sarah Marie is to love her! *MUAH* love you *twin*
Ellie - Girl I have known you since I was...uhm...9 or 10...I should hope I could do you justice
Secondly, the events that Liz is tortured with, which you are about to read about are all true...Seriously guys I'm truly a brunette
Chapter 10
“Damn Liz, nice house!” Maria says to me when we pull up to Max’s house. They all still couldn’t believe he let me drive his truck and now they were seeing his beautiful house, they were all speechless.
“I know guys but lets retract the drooling and get inside.” I pull up the driveway and I see there are two other cars in the driveway. I’m starting to sweat and that is so not cute.
“Liz?”
“Yeah?”
“Are you okay?” I turn to Maria to see just what the hell she is talking about and she points to the steering wheel, which I am currently gripping onto for dear life. This is bad; I’m not even in the house yet. They aren’t going to like me at all. I just know it.
“Hello! You wanna get your ass out here? I have a fine man waiting inside for me!” Maria yells as she hops out the car. I am totally fucking mortified!
“Come on Liz! Don’t make me start to whine.” Sarah Marie says practically dragging me out of the damn car.
“Okay! Now just calm down and stop acting like your desperate or something.” I say trying to calm my nerves. I straighten out my dress for about the tenth time since we left the car. I hope Max likes it. I reach out and ring the doorbell and when the door swings open all I hear is.
“Hot damn!” That’s Maria.
“Shit!” That’s Tiffany
“Hubba hubba!” And that would be Ellie.
“Oh yeah!” Can you guess who’s left? That’s right Sarah Marie.
I roll my eyes in embarrassment at my friend’s reaction to Max without a shirt and his swim trunks. I murmur a quick, “I’m sorry,” to Max before he pulls me inside and drops a kiss on my lips.
“Hey.” He whispers down at me.
“Hi.” I look up at him and I just get lost in his eyes. I know cheesy like the song but so true.
“Ahem!” Maria clears her throat grabbing our attention.
“Oh sorry! Max this is, Maria, Sarah Marie, Tiffany and Ellie.”
“Hi girls!” Max motions for them to enter and I slowly close the door after we are all inside.
Once we are inside Max tells us the guys are out back and the girls can’t get their asses out there quick enough. I am so nervous; I don’t want to go outside.
“Liz?” Max’s voice from behind me halts my steps. I turn around slowly and I think I might be sick.
“Are you okay?” I just nod but don’t look him in the eyes. I know I’m acting like a five year old but this is a big deal. These are guys and guys are brutal!
“Liz, don’t lie to me. I know you’re nervous but they will love you don’t worry.” He smiles and somehow that made me feel better. He’s definitely a keeper!
I nod and turn to head outside but his hand on my arm stops me. He turns me around and wraps his strong arms around me and kisses me breathless then tells me, “You look beautiful today.” Weak in the knees I tell you, he knows exactly what to say.
He grabs my hand and walks me outside; my friends of course have already mingled and are joking around with the guys. I wish I could be outgoing like them.
I know what you’re thinking, I went after a guy I just met, slept with him all in the first night, I’m definitely outgoing. But no sorry I’m really not. I’m just a shy girl from a small town.
I grip Max’s hand tighter and he pulls me closer to his side before introducing me.
“Hey fellas!” They all turn around when they hear Max.
“I’d like you guys to meet Liz.” They all looked at me and I swear did it get a few degrees hotter outside? He goes around pointing out each of them to me.
“That’s Michael.” Spiky!
“Hey Liz.” Oh Maria can’t swipe that smile off her face.
“Eric.” Oh he’s cute, he’s got short blond hair and blue eyes and a very nice body. Not as great as Max’s but yeah we can’t win them all.
“Hi Liz.”
“Jason.” Boy Max has some hot ass friends. This one has got dark brown hair, kind of long, but not shaggy looking, and green eyes. And again, he must work out cause damn that body!
“Hey.”
“And finally this is my cousin Zan.” I think my eyes are literally popping out of my head right now. Talk about fucking twins! I mean they look exactly alike, just like Max said. I turn slightly to see Sarah Marie giving me the ‘wink, wink’ oh she owes me big time!
“What’s up baby doll?” Gotta love the New York accent. I know Sarah Marie is! Couldn’t wipe that smile off her face, it’s like she stuck her finger in a socket and is lit up like a fucking Christmas tree.
After we all settle back and wait for the guys to start the barbeque, we decide to hop in the pool in the mean time. We all take off our clothes and all of a sudden the bickering that was going on between the guys comes to a halt. We turn around and see them all staring at us.
I see Michael whisper something in Max’s ear and Max just nods, followed by the other guys. What the fuck? I mean I know we look good, how can we not? We have matching bathing suits.
Before you look at me funny let me explain. I have on a black string bikini with pink trim and a cute little pink rhinestone playboy bunny over my left breast. Maria has on the same suite except hers is black with a green trim and green bunny. Sarah Marie has on a pink string bikini top with black trim and a black bunny, but instead of the bikini bottoms she has on the cute little boy shorts. While Tiffany has on a white bikini with a light blue bunny, and Ellie has on the light blue bikini with the white bunny. I told you we look cute!
We look at one another and shrug before running and diving in the pool. We mess around in there for a few minutes forgetting that we have guys to impress before we all turn around and see them still staring at us. Finally Maria yells out.
“Are you joining us or what?!” All of a sudden they drop whatever is in their hands and make a mad dash for the pool. We of course are screaming like schoolgirls when they finally dive in.
When the guys finally surface they are next to their picks I guess you could say. Cause Jason is all over Tiffany; not that she’s complaining. Maria and Michael are looking kind of cozy on the side of the pool. Ellie and Eric are making nice next to me and, where the hell is Sarah Marie and Zan? I turn to my left nothing…then to my right…oh well I guess I’m not the only one that can’t resist and Evans.
They are at the other end of the pool and Sarah Marie has Zan pinned to the wall. Not that he looks distraught in anyway. He looks like he’s going to devour her; I should know what that looks like right? Since right now I see someone devouring me with their eyes across from me.
Max is sitting on the edge of the pool giving me that, ‘come hither’ look, and how can a girl resist? I swim over to him and stand between his legs, he leans over and cups my face in his hands and covers my lips with his. I will never, ever grow tired of feeling him caress my mouth with his tongue. It’s just not possible.
“Yo cuz!” Zan’s voice finally filters through our sexual haze and Max snaps his head up and I turn around slowly to see everyone staring at us. Ask me how mortified I am right now?
“We are getting hungry you think you can let baby doll go for a few minutes and make us some dinner?” How cute is he? I mean I know Max is cute, but there is something about when Zan calls me baby doll that makes me go “aww” inside. I’m strange what do you want?
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We finally get some food in our stomachs and I can’t say it’s not a relief because these guys just don’t stop fucking around. They have a joke for everything and I’m just glad that none of them have been directed towards me. I guess maybe Max told them how shy I am or how easily embarrassed I get. That’s good, takes a lot of pressure of you know?
“So Liz, my Boo here tells me that you are a great cook.” I’m a fucking kill Sarah Marie, but before I do that, let’s address his little nickname for her. How fucking cute is that? Anyway back to the matter at hand, she is so fucking dead when we leave here.
Oh I know I can’t totally blame her she has had like four beers so it is probably the alcohol talking but still! Somebody kill me now! I don’t want to talk about my cooking.
“Oh my God! That’s right!” Maria’s eyes light up. Oh no! Not her too! Thankfully, Tiffany and Ellie are having some quite time by the pool. At least I won’t have everyone jumping on me.
Max quickly lifts me up from my chair and places me in his lap. He kisses my temple softly and wraps his arms around my waist. Better not squeeze too tight there Max, cause I think I might be sick if I become the joke at the table.
“How about we talk about something else?” I say trying to desperately get the subject changed, no use. One track minds at this table. I groan inwardly and steel myself for the torture.
“Remember the time she first moved into her apartment and we got her that microwave?” Maria says while taking a sip of her beer. I slap my hands over my eyes and bury my face in Max’s chest. Oh did I mention that he’s all nice and tanned from today? Cause he is, damn I can’t wait to get his ass inside!
Sorry lost my focus there for a second but it’s easy to do with his hard muscles pressing into the tiny body right now. Now where were we? Oh that’s right, they are going to tell the microwave story. Looks like Sarah Marie is going to start it off, and just before she does everyone else joins the table.
Great! Where the fuck is the black hole when you really need it?!
“Yes! So we got Liz a microwave, her mother doesn’t believe in them, says something about the food not being…oh hell I don’t remember, anyway we give it to her and the first day we are there she decides she’s going to heat up Velveeta cheese in it, to make salsa or something.” She can’t finish the story. Why you ask because she’s laughing so hard she’s in tears. So my great friend Maria finishes it off.
“Okay…okay so she takes the cheese out of the box but apparently didn’t remove the cheese from the foil wrapping because all of a sudden we are in the living room and hear this popping sound, then we hear Liz screaming that the microwave is on fire!” Hey it was a simple mistake right? I mean it doesn’t say anywhere on there that you can’t put metal in there? I mean who knew right?
They are all laughing hysterically, even Max, I feel so stupid! I’m pouting right now with my arms crossed over my chest. If no one is going to stand up for me then I will!
“Hey! It didn’t say that you can’t put metal stuff in there!” They all look at me seriously and burst out laughing.
“I choked on my spit!” Sarah Marie says as Zan holds her in his lap to keep her from falling off the chair. Serves her right!
“What about the blender?!” Tiffany says and is it okay if I drown her in the pool now? Okay I don’t mean it but still! Damn! I look like a total ass. They still haven’t stopped laughing over the Velveeta.
“Blender?” Max tilts my chin to face him. He knows I’m embarrassed and kisses the tip of my nose and tells me it’s okay. Right! Like he’s the butt of everyone’s jokes.
“Yes the blender! Oh I’m a let Maria finish this story, me and Zan have some business to take care of in the living room.” I look at Sarah Marie suspiciously, she’s not going to do what I think she’s going to do right? Oh who the hell am I to talk? Anyway, Maria is now telling the blender story. Aren’t they tired of hearing about my cooking skills or lack there of?
“So we bought her a blender so when we went to hang out at her place we could make some drinks. Well that was a mistake; never buy Liz a kitchen appliance. I love you Liz but you just don’t belong in the kitchen.” Insert eye roll here.
“We bring over ice cream and strawberries to make simple ice cream shakes, well Liz decides she’s going to start without us, we were outside bringing in the rest of the bags, and when we get in the kitchen…” Oh did you want the rest of the story? Sorry but Maria is hyperventilating right now, Michael is trying to get her to breathe, so he takes her inside for some water.
“What did you do baby?” Max asks me, while everyone else leaves the table because yeah they can’t breathe either, cause Ellie shouts out that she’ll tell them inside.
“Nothing. I just put the strawberries and ice cream in the blender and filled it to the top cause there were going to be like five of us, so I wanted to make them all at the same time.”
“Okay so what happened?” He turns me in his lap to face him and pushes my hair behind my ears.
“I turned the blender on…without the top.”
“No!” I nod.
“Liz, baby you are too much.” He smiles and pulls me in a hug.
“I looked like a sundae by the time I was done. I was wearing the ice cream and strawberries and all my friends did was stand there and laugh at me.” I pout and he sucks my bottom lip into his mouth and runs his hands down my back.
“You are just so precious Liz, you just have no idea.” He kisses me again, this time I can’t help but grind myself into his lap. He cups the back of my head and slides his tongue in my mouth, over and over and I feel like I might actually explode, I need him so bad.
What?! Don’t look at me like that! I can’t help it…it’s been like hours!
We break apart panting when we hear Zan and Sarah Marie arguing. “What the hell?” Max says pulling me up to my feet.
“You fucking cheated!” Sarah Marie yells out. What the hell happened in here? I turn and see they are both standing between the couch and the television with the X-Box controllers in their hands.
“Boo I didn’t cheat! How could I?”
“I don’t know! But you did!” She pouts and I can see Zan wanting to crack a smile but chooses not to at that moment. Good boy. I take a look at the screen and see…Pac-Man?
“Zan what the hell is going on?” Max asks confused.
“She thinks I cheated…”
“You did! Cheater!” She waves her hands in the air like a mad woman. I walk up to her and ask her how is it that Zan cheated.
“He did Liz! I’m telling you, he brings me in here and is like, “oh you wanna play?” So I’m like aight why not?! Then he throws in Pac-Man and he just…cheated!” She finishes and I’m not even sure if I understand what the fuck she’s talking about now.
“How the fuck do you cheat in Pac-Man?” Michael speaks up for the first time and we all turn to look at him and back at Sarah Marie.
“Fucking shit! He cheated! Fucking X-Box sucks ass!” She sighs in defeat and drops down to the couch. Zan stands right in front of her, “Boo.” She looks up at him and at the blink of an eye she has her legs wrapped around his waist and he is just assaulting her lips. Hot damn! You get yours girl!
“Yo cuz?” Zan rips his lips away from Sarah Marie’s.
“Second door Zan…second door.” Max says shaking his head.
“What?”
“Nothing, it’s just he’s never like that with girls. It takes a special kind of someone to get him to react like that.”
“Well then he’s found his perfect girl.” I smile up at him and he lifts me up in his arms and carries me into the kitchen.
“Then I guess I found my perfect girl.” He smiles down at me before covering my lips once again.
TBC…
forgive me please 