Title: Yes, Elizabeth, There Really Is a Halloween Fairy
Disclaimer:The characters of "Roswell" belong to Jason Katims, Melinda Metz, WB, and UPN. They are not mine. If I did, Zan wouldn't have died. It would have been a good day. I do own Seki. Also I twiked the title"Yes, Virginia, There Really Is A Santa Claus". It's a movie, and a good one at that. I don't know who owns the rights to it, I just know I don't.
Pairing: Zan/Liz, Ava/Kyle, and if you listen to Seki it's also Seki/Max
Rating: Teen
Summary: With the the crew of DoZ, a Halloween Party is never dull.... Add Seki into the mix... Even scarier
Author's Note: This is the newest in the Domestication of Zan. It helps if you read all the fics before this one.
Like always I want to thank the fans of this series. Seki was runner up for Best Original Character. Plus Kyle won for Best Portrayal of Kyle for 'Good Things Come in Twos. Your dedication to this series blows me away, and humbles me to my core. Thank you again, a thousand times over. The series has also been nomed for Best Series, and if I wasn't in awe of you before... I am now.
Thank you to Burningchaos, who took the time before she went to work to Beta this. *Loves*
“Whaz dis?” Zan looked over at Liz as she walked out of their bedroom.
“It’s a costume. Remember the Halloween party? There is a reason you are dressed like a pirate and it’s not because I want to film the porn version of Pirates of the Caribbean.” Liz fixed her horns. She smoothed the red dress again as she petted her very pregnant belly.
“I’s knows dat.” Zan said very drolly. “I’s means whaz wit da Devil outsfit? Where’s you get dat?”
“The internet is a wonderful invention. I bought it in the maternity section.” Liz smiled as she grabbed the forked tail attached to the dress and swung it in the circle. “I’m a horny devil.”
“Yes, you’s is.” Zan pulled Liz close. “I’s wants ta makes a deal wit da devil.”
“Is that a sword in your pocket or are you happy to see me?” Liz kissed Zan’s nose before walking out his arms towards the door. “We can’t miss this party. We’ve promised, and the last thing you want to do is piss off your pregnant first in command.”
“Aves understands hows it goes.” Zan shrugged and tried to pull Liz back into his arms.
“Ava will not understand, and would kill you in a pregnant woman rage. And since I’m also very knocked up, there is no way I could save you.” Liz waddled out of the way.
“Pleaze?” Zan looked hopeful.
“We are going next door. We will eat, drink and laugh at everyone’s costumes.” Liz stomped her foot good naturally.
“Fine… I’s filin a formal complaint when we’s get back.” Zan grumbled.
“Come on, Captain, my Captain.” Liz grabbed Zan’s hand and pulled him out the door.
Ava greeted them at the door with a t-shirt reading ‘Surprise, it’s an alien… and Seki’s’ stretched over her pregnant belly. “You’re late. Was it him, or her?” Ava pointed to Liz’s pregnant belly.
“Her. Bumpy was playing on my bladder. I thought I was never getting out of the bathroom.” Liz complained as she followed Ava to the buffet table.
“At least he wasn’t all, ‘Ava will understand if we have sex now’.” Ava rolled her eyes.
Zan blushed as Liz looked over at him with a knowing look.
“Oh, he did try that. You are my hero, Liz. You said no to sex? Well, it is with Zan. I mean it’s not like it’s with Kyle.” Ava teased.
“I’d never say no to Kyle either.” Seki bounced up behind Zan. “Captain, my sweet piece of…”
“If you finish that sentence, I’ll let him bruise your trachea again.” Liz glared teasingly.
“Oooo, you’re such a little devil.” Seki stuck his tongue at Liz.
“What kind of Angel are you supposed to be again? The fallen kind?” Liz teased back.
“You are just jealous that I’m rocking the wings.” Seki snapped his fingers, as he bopped his head sideways.
“Yes, Seki, I cry myself to sleep because I can’t wear wings the way you do.” Liz monotoned.
“Is that a mockery on my sexuality?” Seki raised an eyebrow, and pretended to think.
“No, it’s just a mockery of you.” Kyle walked up and snagged a chocolate chip cookie from the buffet table. “Why did we invite everyone again? I mean Max is dressed up as an Emo Goth… that he calls a Vampire. And Maria is a cat… again.”
“You know that it’s not a party with only four people.” Ava pointed out.
“No, but that’s enough for Naked Twister. And since Liz and you are unable to play, we’d have to invite Michael to play.” Seki smiled evilly.
“What about Max?” Ava smirked, wanting to hear this answer.
“Please! That man is so in the closet I think he’s found Narnia.” Seki rolled his eyes as he looked over at Max, who was dressed in a black t-shirt and black jeans. “How is that a vampire? I mean I’ve seen Goth High Schoolers who look more like vampires everyday then that!”
“He wanted an easy costume?” Kyle shrugged helpfully.
“There is easy and then there is Max.” Seki rolled his eyes. “Hell, I won’t even hit that. And at this point, my standards are low.”
“Iz I da only one’s dat wants Seki ta play minutes in da heaven with Emo Princess?” Zan looked amused.
Seki just rolled his eyes. “You are not funny.” Seki looked over at Kyle. “What are you supposed to be? Because seriously… what ever it is, you’re failing.”
“I knew that he’d get over me eventually.” Kyle smiled happily. “I’m Dean Winchester.”
“I’m not over you. I still want to tap that, but you are no Dean Winchester.” Seki threw his hands in the air.
“So what kind of games are we playing?” Maria walked up next to the crowd who were trying not to laugh at Seki’s antics.
“I think I need to sit down.” Liz waddled to a chair; she could feel her feet swelling as the pressure of standing was relieved.
Zan leaned down, looking worried. “You’s ok?”
“I’m fine, Zan. My feet are just killing me. Bumpy is making my body do the wonky.”
“I’ll take care of that.” Max volunteered, almost bouncing over to help.
“Emo, go plays with da Angel. I’s need ta take care of my’s woman.” Zan held a hand in a stop sign before kneeling before his ailing wife.
“Zan…” Liz wanted to complain at the pissing contest, but was easily swayed by the warm sensation flooding her foot and leg. The pain evaporated as if it never existed.
“Just says danks.” Zan smiled up at his wife.
“We already discussed you were getting a thank you later.” Liz smiled back.
Max yelped as Kyle dragged him to a closet. Seki grumbled as Ava held him by his ear, and helped him into the same closet. “You have seven minutes. I expect something more then we played Eye Spy and it sucked.”
“I can’t believe they did it.” Liz blinked in shock.
“Are you hoping my brother is gay?” Isabel stomped up to the closet, but was stopped by Ava, who grabbed one of the fairy wings on Isabel’s back.
“Not hoping. I thought if we do this, it’d get the stick out of his ass though.” Ava shrugged. “What’s the worst thing that could happen?”
“They could play Eye Spy and not see anything.” Maria piped in, dryly.
“Drama, please don’t help.” Ava rolled her eyes.
“This party sucks, and not in a good way…” Seki bitched through the door.
“Can we come out now?” Max whined. “This is really small, and I’m bored.”
Liz laughed. “You know, we should let them out. We aren’t in high school anymore, and it’s not like it’s for their own good.”
“Yeah, it’s is.” Zan rolled his eyes.
Ava opened the door to find; Seki smirking, and Max squinting. “You haven’t been in there long enough to get used to the dark, Max.”
"I found Narnia. It was in Max's pants...and I got a sword too!" Seki squealed like a fanboy.
Max blushed, and looked down. His hair was slightly messy, but no one was sure if it was from Kyle dragging him to the closet or Seki in the closet.
“He’s so easy to mock.” Seki stepped out of the closet. “Never thought I’d have to come out of the closet again!”
“At least we all get to be here for Max’s.” Kyle laughed, “and with Seki no less.”
“What can I say, I’m a stud.” Seki pointed to himself.
Max shook his head. “That had to be the stupidest thing anyone has ever done.”
“Now that’s a lie. Have you actually seen everything anyone has ever done?” Kyle snarked back.
“I’m going home. This was a stupid party.” Max shook his head.
Isabel glared at the group. “You are a bunch of bastards.” She stalked out of the apartment after her brother.
“How was this fun?” Maria grumbled.
“I got to be in the closet with Max. And I touched him inappropriately before someone opened the door. I say it was a win for me!” Seki smiled evilly.
“Well, since this party has kind of… gone to hell in a hand basket, we’re going home. Bumpy needs a nap.” Liz shook her head. “We need to start being nicer to Max. He’s not a bad guy, just a confused one.”
“Yeah, so confused that he thinks he likes girls! Kyle and Zan’s the same way.” Seki stage whispered.
“Seki, you are never going to keep those wings if you keep talking like that.” Liz shook her head before hugging Ava awkwardly, their bellies making it hard to truly hug. “I’ll see you later. Nice party… sorta.”
“I’ll see you later, Chica.” Maria petted Liz’s belly before hugging her tightly.
Zan shrugged and looked over at Kyle. “Good luck.”
“You too. Remind her that she owes you a thank you.” Kyle added helpfully.
“Neither of you are getting sex, so don’t even think about it.” Ava warned.
“I’m a guy; I can’t not think about it, it’s hardwired into my brain.” Kyle explained.
“What’s he said.” Zan nodded.
“You both are idiots.” Maria rolled her eyes and looked back at Liz. “Be thankful, I think you got the smarter of the two.” And with that sentiment, she left with a little wave.
“Come on, Tweddle Dumb.” Liz grabbed Zan hand and pulled him out of the apartment.
“Why’s I Tweddle Dumb? Drama saids I be da light bulb of da two.” Zan complained.
“Kyle’s Tweddle Dumber,” Liz rolled her eyes. “You are lucky I am really thankful about my feet and legs.” In the hall, Liz pulled Zan down for a passionate kiss. “And I don’t blame you for the whole Seki/Max thing.”
“You left me in there with them making out!” Seki could be heard storming out the door. “I’m going home to my futon, and first season of Queer as Folk!”
“But you’ve also pissed off Seki, which amazingly enough is also a plus in my book. He’s way too easy going.”
“So I’s get to give ya a little somethin’ somethin’?” Zan picked up Liz as he walked to their apartment.
“Well it would be a waste to not use the costumes properly. I mean I don’t know if they have a porn version of Pirates of the Caribbean with the Devil involved.” Liz giggled.
“You's are such a dirty girl, and I loves dat about you.” Zan laughed as he carried her into their bedroom.
