Heaven Comes to Roswell (UC/AU, Mature) COMPLETE

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Title: “Heaven Comes to Roswell”

Author: suicide_eagle_rath

Rating: Mature

Pairings: UC

Disclaimer: The characters belong to Melinda Metz, Jason Katims, WB and UPN. They are not mine and no infringement intended. Characters and ideas of the Wizard of Oz belong to their respective owners, this is only a parody not intended as an infringement.

Summary: Hard copy of a news report that was carried live by KUFO concerning the Grand Opening of the new Roswell Heaven

Challenge: This was created for the “Roswell Heaven Grand Opening AU Fic Contest” held at Roswell Heaven, the story was the winner “For the Best UC Fic”.

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Heaven Comes to Roswell


Exclusive Red Carpet Event
Reporting from UFO News Station
Right here in Roswell and carried by KUFO Channel 2


KUFO Studios
Friday 25, 2006
5:00 News Report
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ALBERT RAINES, KUFO ANCHOR: Good Evening viewers today we take you directly to the streets of Roswell New Mexico where quite a large crowd has gathered to see this exclusive premier event being unfolded right here in our little city. Lets us join UFO's very own favorite local celebrity Gabriella Monroe, on location at the Roswell UFO Museum. Gabriella, hi.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Hi, there Al, the energy in the sir here is astounding, electrifying. The crowd started to appears hours ago, to get the best locations to see their favorite personalities. As you know Roswell had all been a buzz over what is going on here, the Grand opening of the Roswell Theater of the Performing Arts located right here in the newly remodeled and enlarged UFO Museum. Let us talk to the director of the museum Brody Davis. Brody tell us why a performing arts theater?

BRODY DAVIS: OWNER OF UFO MUSEUM: Hi Gabriella, well I got the idea from a dream, no more like a walking daydream. I woke up one day in New York, still not quite sure how I got there, across from a theater of performing arts. Someone in my head kept saying over and over, Roswell needs one of these. So I came back to Roswell and had the Museum expanded and put in the second floor with the rooms for the arts.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Well that certainty is an unusual way to come up with the idea.

BRODY DAVIS: OWNER OF UFO MUSEUM: Yeah these things just come to be like I have a another person inside me calling out. Some days I feel I am on an alien world.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Well Brody thanks for a fascinating side note into the creation of this new exciting element of entertainment here in Roswell. Are you going to cut the ribbon now and open the door?

BRODY DAVIS: OWNER OF UFO MUSEUM: Yes, I declare the Roswell Theater of the Performing Arts now OPEN. All are welcomed, aliens and humans.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Tell me do you believe in aliens Brody?

BRODY DAVIS: OWNER OF UFO MUSEUM: Of course, they are among us; you may be standing next to one right now and not know it.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: So who is your escort this evening Brody?

BRODY DAVIS: OWNER OF UFO MUSEUM: Why this is Ava, all the way from New York City. When I woke up she was the second thing I saw and I fell madly in love with her.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Well Ava welcome to Roswell. I must say you do have a colorful outfit on. What color is your hair, magenta?

AVA FROM NEW YORK CITY: Ya pink with green ends. I thought it looked real punk alien.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Punk alien, you must be another believer in aliens.

AVA FROM NEW YORK CITY: Hell ya, you dum twit, where do ya thunk I came from originally Jersey!

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Okay....well once again congratulations on your endeavor Brody and we will be spying on you tonight at the after-hours party. Al as you can hear the crowd cheering, Brody and his date are definitely a hit here on the red carpet.

ALBERT RAINES, KUFO ANCHOR: I can see that Gabriella must be exciting there. Is that another stretch limo I see pulling up?

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Why yes, it is and the crowd is going wild, the fans are blocking my vantage point of seeing who it is. Can you hear the screaming, the sound is defeating. I hear the chanting of Max, so I can only concur it is Max Evens.

ALBERT RAINES, KUFO ANCHOR: Who is his date tonight?

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: The crowd is parting. Wow, all I can say is this is one man is extremely blessed. Max Evans, looking suave and debonair, is being escorted by not one but two phenomenal knockouts, the founder of Roswell Heaven lissalou72 and BixieSandra one of the top notch administrators there. Let us see if we can get this trio over to talk with us tonight.

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GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Hello, we are back on the red carpet here at the Grand Opening of the Roswell Heaven Board at the Roswell Theater of the Performing Arts. I hear Al, that there are many celebrities expected tonight, performers and writers collaborating to make this a phenomenal part of Roswell community.

ALBERT RAINES, KUFO ANCHOR: Who is with there Gabriella, I do believe that is Max Evans, star of both screen and literature. Max how are you doing this evening?

MAX EVANS TELEVISION STAR: I have been great Al, thanks to the Roswell fans keeping me alive for these last few years.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Tell me Max what do you think of all the roles you have played in fan fiction these last few years.

MAX EVANS TELEVISION STAR: Well it has been a challenge I can tell you that. One minute I am a typical teen on a date with Liz and then the next I am in bed with Michael.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Yes, you are Roswell’s favorite literary character over all and who can blame the writers. I myself have ventured over to the Roswell Heaven Board for a sneak peek and I must say the writers have done an excellent job with you.

MAX EVANS TELEVISION STAR: Well you have to give credit where credit is due; these wonderful ladies on my arm here are the reason behind the board and have made me look damn good.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Lissalou72 as the founder of Roswell Heaven. Tell us when did you begin Roswell Heaven?

LISSALOU72 FOUNDER OF ROSWELL HEAVEN: Roswell Heaven started on April 15th but was officially opened on August 1st it's a reincarnation of DAS.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: I have to ask the question what is your secret for having a successful board. I mean it has only been open a short duration and already the airwaves are burning up with excitement.

LISSALOU72 FOUNDER OF ROSWELL HEAVEN: Hmmmm that one is hard. I try and make the board a friendly and loving place where we all can be friends I have met lots of great new friends and also some new family members because I spend so much time with them all I think of them as family.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Well you have done an excellent job in your endeavor.

LISSALOU72 FOUNDER OF ROSWELL HEAVEN: That is kind of how I feel. It’s more of a team work not only me but we all help each other and have each others backs through everything and that makes us all a tight community.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: And with you is one of those team members, BixieSandra. Tell us what makes Roswell Heaven in your opinion, so unique from the other Roswell boards.

BIXIESANDRA ADIMINSTARTOR OF ROSWELL HEAVEN: Because we are a close bunch and everybody is free to share ideas to see if it works on Roswell Heaven. Something that they might not find on other boards.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Well that formula certainly is working here at Roswell Heaven, I have never seen happier place on earth than maybe Disneyland.

BIXIESANDRA ADIMINSTARTOR OF ROSWELL HEAVEN: I am just so glad to here on Roswell Heaven and to be a part of this wonderful community.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Before I let you guys go into the party, I want to comment o the stunning outfits you two women have on today. Cliff bring that camera in close and get a full scan of these two from head to toes, they are incredibly dressed for this event.



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Thankyou FaithfulAngel24 for the feedback... the interviews keep coming.

I would like to invite anyone who is able to come to an author’s chat on Oct 10th (6 EST) at Roswell Heaven. If you wish to find out how my demented little mind works feel free to come and ask me WTF.... ...lol s_e_r


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GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: We have been joined on the red carpet by none other than world renown fashion critic Joanna Roveria.

JOANNA ROVERIA, FASHION CRITIC: Hello Gabriella I am so thrilled to be here today at this premier event, what a day it will be. I have been told we will be seeing some of the most exquisite jewels by Harry Winston along with exclusion designer fashions.

Max is wearing a single-breasted, peak lapel tuxedo with besom pocket Cooler tux by Ermenegildo Zegna. Reinterpreting a classic, Max elected for a white shirt worn in a careless yet daring manner.

Lissalou72is wearing a light pink-colored silk and cotton voile gown. With soft makeup hues from Christian Dior created by Pati Dubroff exclusively for this event, the pink tones are perfect for her gown. In addition, she is wearing a delicate platinum necklace encrusted with pink sapphires and diamonds from the exclusive Edwardian Collection and teardrop earrings from Damian.

BixieSandra is the embodiment of elegance in this sheer yet opaque black from Atelier Versace gown. An exquisite circle of diamonds designed by Harry Winston adorns her neck. The exclusive, one of a kind shoes are by none other than Rickard Shah.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: I want to thank you three and have fun inside I hear it is quite a party tonight. Looks like we are being bombarded now by a fleet of limos as one after the other pull up; let us see if we can pull over a few couples to talk to them. Coming towards I see the writer Dreaming in with none other than Zan da Man. Tell me Zan how is it going?

ZAN DA MAN TELEVISION STAR: Great it is great to be alive and in so much demand nowadays.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Yes it does appear the interest in you multiplied after your death. How do you account for this sudden flood of fictional stories starring you?

ZAN DA MAN TELEVISION STAR: Don’t know but I am on for the ride, and I can tell you it has been a wild one.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Your escort Zan this evening is the writer Dreaming in Purple. Tell us who is your favorite Roswell character and why?

DREAMING IN PURPLE FAN FICTION WRITER: Zan cause he's the freakin man! And he's really hot

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: What attracts you to this pardon of godhood besides the fact he is gorgeous?

DREAMING IN PURPLE FAN FICTION WRITER: He's confident, doesn't back down from his decisions under peer pressure, and isn't afraid to be an individual.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: I have to agree with you on that Dreaming in , he is an incredible BAD BOY. Joanna any comments on this couple, from a fashion sense.

JOANNA ROVERIA, FASHION CRITIC: Of course Gabriella, we cannot let these two escape without comment.

Zan is sporting a pin stripe tux by Pierre Cardin with matching dress shirt in a cotton rich fabric with stud buttons. And of course to top off the Cardin image a pair of grey Jazz Oxford.

Dreaming In Purple is looking like she just stepped off the pages of a Paris magazine cover is wearing an deep purple Victorian styled dress by Chloe. Her shoes are by Donald J. Pliner, who designed a set of deep purple sandals, eructed with amethyst and diamonds. Donning her ears is a pair of Victorian era earrings from the estate of Wallis Simpson, the Duchess of Windsor.


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GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Thanks Joanna. Well you two have fun tonight. Coming in right behind is ros39 with her date Kyle. Kyle tell me you were the comic relief in Roswell did that ever bother you.

KYLE VALENTI: TELEVISION STAR: No it was fun, I always got the one line punches. And with the Buddha additive, it was a great part to play.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: How do you like the way you are portrayed by the writers her in fan fiction land Kyle? Is there anything you would change?

KYLE VALENTI: TELEVISION STAR: No it has all been good, I love being paired with Tess or Isabel, those two are gorgeous. The only thing is when Michael goes all nuts on me in some stories that can get a little scary. He is a big guy, in more ways than one.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Telling secrets Kyle?

KYLE VALENTI: TELEVISION STAR: No of course not, just that is tall. (cough cough)

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: I think there is more than what meets the eyes. But for now, I want to talk to your date for the evening, ros39. The viewers are dying to know why Roswell ros39 and what attracts you to the characters?

ROS39, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER: Why Roswell? Because I felt a connection with the characters especially Max and Liz. What attracted me was the complexities of their lives as teenagers.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: That is a great answer ros39. They were a unique bunch the Roswell group, full of energy, sexual overtones, and even common everyday problems, of course through alien eyes. Joanna can you describe what these two are wearing.

JOANNA ROVERIA, FASHION CRITIC: Thanks Gabriella, lets take a close-up of this dress. The designer is Valentino, in a classic signature color red silk strapless dress. Adorning this dress is a diamond rope chain and drop earrings by Martin Katz, a final touch, that piece-de-le-résistance a clutch handbag by Daniel Swarovski

We definitely cannot forget this specimen on your arm ros39. Kyle is wearing a classic blue silk tuxedo shirt by Lord West with black tux pants and draped so informally over his shoulder is a classic black tux jacket by Giorgio Romazzini.

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GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Thanks for that great fashion information Joanna. You guys have a great time at the party, and behave in there. I see our next guest is the writer rathsbtch with of course Rath. I have been dying to ask you rathsbtch, what is it about Roswell that you find a challenge.

RATHSBTCH, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER: I liked that Roswell was about aliens and believe that there is life on other planets

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Why do you write basically UC?

RATHSBTCH, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER: UC well cause I think Michael was wrong for Maria n she wanted to leave so since she knew about the aliens would have some how ended up with Rath in the city.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: SO Rath tell us why did you kill Zan? Was it for the power?

DUPE RATH, TELEVISION STAR: Hey, hold on who said I killed him. He ran into the street. Any who I got more power right here on earth than any man on Antar. I am invincible, I am Rath.

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Well I have to agree that you are a great BAD BOY and very sexy in the fictional stories

DUPE RATH, TELEVISION STAR: Damn right.

JOANNA ROVERIA, FASHION CRITIC: Wow that is all I can say rathsbtch, your dress completes the styling of the dupes and of your escort so well. This is a formfitting black sensual dress, accented by waist cutout filigree. Finishing off the dress are red and crystal stiletto heels and a hematite necklace.

Rath here is exquisite BAD BOY wearing a Ralph Lauren tux in a silky pure wool twill fabric, with the classic two button style. The surprise here in this tux is the bright red cummerbund, matching Rathsbtch’s shoes.

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GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Once again Joanna thanks for the great report. Well you two have fun tonight and don’t do anything I would not do. And here we have ultimatepickupline with her date Alex. Alex you look dashing in your tux.

ALEX WHITMAN: TELEVISION STAR: Thanks Gabriella, it is not hard when you have a gorgeous creature on your arm.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Tell me Alex, was it hard when the show killed you off.

ALEX WHITMAN: TELEVISION STAR: No not really, for a while there I walked around as a disembodied spirit. But basically it was fast, one day the writers went cut and I was out.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Well the writers in Roswell fan fiction land have certainly been generous and brought you back to life in many stories. Now to your date, I have a question for you, Ultimatepickupline what is your favorite category of Roswell fan fiction and why?

ULTIMATEPICKUPLINE, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER: I like CC because it can fix all the mistakes the writers made while writing the show. The reason I got addicted to the show was because of the relationships and the storyline with the science fiction and the aliens just trying to be normal. So I like to see that continue on in fan fiction. I also usually like AU with aliens, but I see AU without aliens as pretty pointless because it looses the whole point of the show. That is not to say that I don't read it though, some AU fics without aliens are still really good. I also am completely wrapped up in the conventional couples, particularly dreamer and candy, so I don't really do the UC, though I have read a couple that are written really well, and I do like.

JOANNA ROVERIA, FASHION CRITIC: Hi there Alex, you are one of my dream men on Roswell and need I say one classy dresser. Alex here is sporting American designer Calvin Klein in the six-button, two-to-button style. Very nice indeed.

Ultimatepickupline is wearing a gorgeous green silk gown created by Tom Ford forYves Saint Laurent's Rive Gauche collection. The color sets off her completion perfectly. Completing the ensemble is emerald earrings by Boucheron and crystal shoes by Oscar de-la-Rena.

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GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Thanks Joanna. Well you two have lots of fun in there. The crowd is still full here at he red carpet as more and more celebrates arrive. I see coming towards us now none other than Riverdog himself, being escorted by two very beautiful women, Isabel Evans and Maria DeLuca. I have to ask Isabel, how has life been treating you in fan fiction land since the end of Roswell.

ISABEL EVANS: TELEVISION STAR: Hi there Gabriella, well life has been pretty good. I have had my ups and downs but on the whole, it has been an incredible experience being in the limelight, especially in the stories.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Well you are one of our favorite aliens. And you Maria, you have had an exciting journey lately. From the arms of Michael to Max to that eternal bad boy Rath, you are covering al the bases. So if I asked you who was the better lover, you would say.

MARIA DELUCA: TELEVISION STAR:Nothing, I would just smile and say, two are better than one.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Well you two are not going to give me any Tops today huh. So let me turn to the person you are escorting in, Riverdog himself. Riverdog I have been yearning to ask you why do you find so interesting, almost compelling about the Native American element in the Roswell mythology?

RIVERDOG82, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER I think it's one area they just should have covered more it's likely that at the time of the Earth and Antar split, the Native Americans were descended from the people that stayed behind on Earth.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: That is a fascinating theory there Riverdog, I hope to read more on it one day. Joanna any comments you would like to add.

JOANNA ROVERIA, FASHION CRITIC: Isabel Evans, who needs jewels when you are decked out in a priceless white gown by Roberto Cavalli. The Italian designer had diamonds and rubies encrusted into both of the shoulder straps ending in the erogenous zone in the middle of her lower back.. Stunning, absolutely stunning. To complete the outfit she is carrying a clutch by Richard Shah and Stuart Weiztman sandals.

Maria is dusted in gold, grahams of gold leaf in a couture gown by Donatella Versace. The richness of the gown is only further enhanced by the 50-carats of diamond briolette necklace is by Fred Leighton.

And now to Riverdog who has dress traditionally in the style of the character enhancing the Native American style and cultural flavor of his favorite character.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: Thanks Joanna, you three enjoy the evening, and RiverDog thank you for your appearance here tonight. There are so many lined up to talk to tonight that our air time is running out.


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GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: So there you are, Al we were able to get through several interviews in such a short time. Thanks to all for taking the time out to speak with us. Inside the action has just begun, it is a great night here in Roswell. I bet you wish you were here right Albert?

ALBERT RAINES, KUFO ANCHOR: Right you are Gabriella, I am planning to come right on down after the broadcast. I hear Isabel and Maria are basically dateless; maybe I have a chance there.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: You never know Albert, stranger things have happen. Well I am going on inside and checkout the action, if you can have Maria and Isabel, maybe I can finagle my way between Max and Michael. I'm Gabriella Monroe, reporting from the red carpet. Back to you Albert, in the studio.

ALBERT RAINES, KUFO ANCHOR: Thanks Gabriella, be seeing you soon. There you have it folks, exclusive from our own city. We now go to the exclusive behind the scenes glimpses of the antics. We take you now to our reporter in the fields, undercover as one of their own very writers, suicide_eagle_rath.

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Hello, that is right it is me S_E_R ready to rat out all my fellow writers during this exciting evening. Let me tell you the food and drinks have been plentiful, especially the drink as seen buy the action of a few of the party goers. Follow me and we will get a glimpse of what the A-list does behind the closed doors

Already in full swing, I have to mention one of the highlights of the evening. There was a surprise for Lissalou72 who had attended this evening without her husband as he was called away to play at a “wedding”. It was a classic moment; she was sitting at a table all by herself, having given her date exclusively to BixieSandra as she pined for her dashing and talented husband Donnie. Little did she know that he and his band “Dive Bomber” was scheduled to perform tonight; yes this event was the so-called wedding. Let me tell you the look on her face was priceless when the love of her life came out of the shadows and presented to her a rose.

Now let us find some of the more scandalous goings on tonight. Follow me through the crowd, Excuse me ... Hi there, how is it going? As you can see at home, the place is crowded, the band is keeping the tempo up and the energy around me is intense. Now I know I saw BixieSandra and that hunk Max Evans here a few minutes ago. Hi there Maria, have you see Max?

MARIA DELUCA TELEVISION STAR: Yeah he was heading for the cloak room something about furs and animals. I have no idea, I was preoccupied.

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Yes I can see how is it going there Michael.

MICAHEL GUREIN TELEVISION STAR: Great, love the party.

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: “I will be seeing you later.” Okay folks, oops sorry there Alex, for bumping into you.... this way is the cloak room. I must bumping into Alex is not bad at all. Oh my word what is that. Continue to follow but be quiet at home; think there is some hanky panky going on around this corner. Listen carefully can you hear the heavy breathing through his door. Give me a hand mic Cliff, let me see if we can hear what is going on

UNKOWN VOICE: “Oh yess, yesss....baby....”

UNKOWN VOICE: “More ... yes right there ... Oh god...”

UNKOWN VOICE: “Oh baby that is like it,, right there.... ohhh fine....”

UNKOWN VOICE: “Oh my ... yess... oh god...”

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Whoa, sounds like those two having a very private moment. But who are they? Let me try the door handle, shoot locked tight and no keyhole to peer through. Not sure, on the voices, they are muffled. Well this could be a while, they are going at it hard and fast.. we will check back.

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GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: So there you are, Al we were able to get through several interviews in such a short time. Thanks to all for taking the time out to speak with us. Inside the action has just begun, it is a great night here in Roswell. I bet you wish you were here right Albert?

ALBERT RAINES, KUFO ANCHOR: Right you are Gabriella, I am planning to come right on down after the broadcast. I hear Isabel and Maria are basically dateless; maybe I have a chance there.

GABRIELLA MONROE, KUFO CORRESPONDENT: You never know Albert, stranger things have happen. Well I am going on inside and checkout the action, if you can have Maria and Isabel, maybe I can finagle my way between Max and Michael. I'm Gabriella Monroe, reporting from the red carpet. Back to you Albert, in the studio.

ALBERT RAINES, KUFO ANCHOR: Thanks Gabriella, be seeing you soon. There you have it folks, exclusive from our own city. We now go to the exclusive behind the scenes glimpses of the antics. We take you now to our reporter in the fields, undercover as one of their own very writers, suicide_eagle_rath.

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Hello, that is right it is me S_E_R ready to rat out all my fellow writers during this exciting evening. Let me tell you the food and drinks have been plentiful, especially the drink as seen buy the action of a few of the party goers. Follow me and we will get a glimpse of what the A-list does behind the closed doors

Already in full swing, I have to mention one of the highlights of the evening. There was a surprise for Lissalou72 who had attended this evening without her husband as he was called away to play at a “wedding”. It was a classic moment; she was sitting at a table all by herself, having given her date exclusively to BixieSandra as she pined for her dashing and talented husband Donnie. Little did she know that he and his band “Dive Bomber” was scheduled to perform tonight; yes this event was the so-called wedding. Let me tell you the look on her face was priceless when the love of her life came out of the shadows and presented to her a rose.

Now let us find some of the more scandalous goings on tonight. Follow me through the crowd, Excuse me ... Hi there, how is it going? As you can see at home, the place is crowded, the band is keeping the tempo up and the energy around me is intense. Now I know I saw BixieSandra and that hunk Max Evans here a few minutes ago. Hi there Maria, have you see Max?

MARIA DELUCA TELEVISION STAR: Yeah he was heading for the cloak room something about furs and animals. I have no idea, I was preoccupied.

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Yes I can see how is it going there Michael.

MICAHEL GUREIN TELEVISION STAR: Great, love the party.

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: “I will be seeing you later.” Okay folks, oops sorry there Alex, for bumping into you.... this way is the cloak room. I must bumping into Alex is not bad at all. Oh my word what is that. Continue to follow but be quiet at home; think there is some hanky panky going on around this corner. Listen carefully can you hear the heavy breathing through his door. Give me a hand mic Cliff, let me see if we can hear what is going on

UNKOWN VOICE: “Oh yess, yesss....baby....”

UNKOWN VOICE: “More ... yes right there ... Oh god...”

UNKOWN VOICE: “Oh baby that is like it,, right there.... ohhh fine....”

UNKOWN VOICE: “Oh my ... yess... oh god...”

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Whoa, sounds like those two having a very private moment. But who are they? Let me try the door handle, shoot locked tight and no keyhole to peer through. Not sure, on the voices, they are muffled. Well this could be a while, they are going at it hard and fast.. we will check back.

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S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Okay folks we are back. Let’s go find that cloak room. It should be right past this grouping of tables... Oh hi there Riverdog, how is it going? Wave everyone. Great guy Riverdog. Okay folks still with me, I know the floor is crowded, just stick close to me. Finally, we are at the cloak room but no sign of Max or BixieSandra. Well where did those two take off too? Hold on, everyone be absolutely silent, I think they are inside the cloak room and the door is unlocked. Cliff ready the camera, I think we have an exclusive here to witness. Okay everyone on three, ONE.... TWO... THREE...SURPRISE

MAX EVANS TELEVISION STAR: What the...

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Hi there Max say hi to all your fans out in fn fiction land. So what are you up to? ummmm

MAX EVANS TELEVISION STAR: Funny S_E_R now leave please.

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Oh but why Max, you are so cute when your face is red. Just whom are you trying to hide under that sable cape, it could not be our beloved BixieSandra is it. Just wave to the camera if so.

BIXIESANDRA ADIMINSTARTOR OF ROSWELL HEAVEN: S_E_R !!!

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: WHAT!

BIXIESANDRA ADIMINSTARTOR OF ROSWELL HEAVEN: GO!

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Okay we well let the two of you go, bye the way Max, good looking chest there..”

Okay let us back out of here folks, wow that was informative, bet everyone out there wanted to run their hands over his chest; I know I barely resisted the temptation to grab and take him there and then. Well you never know the night is young.

Let’s go back out towards the dance floor and see what the action is. I see Ultimatepickupline over there with her Alex, awww they look so sweet together. They are all snuggled in together as they dace the night away. But what is this I see out of the corner, is that Isabel with some unknown person disappearing into that corridor. Come on let us follow and see what is going on. Tip toes, we are tipping toes here. I can hear voices, Cliff can you amplify the sound.

UNKOWN VOICE: “Mmmm yess oh god ....

UNKOWN VOICE: “It has been so long... so very long..”

UNKOWN VOICE: “I know... oh you make me feel so ...

UNKOWN VOICE: “Come one baby... turn a little ... oh yeah .. that is it...”

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Okay we are in visual of the couple but the distance is far and it is dark. We can only get a shadowy outline, but I know the woman is Isabel and the man has to be someone close to her, at least at one time. They are moaning again, quiet, let us listen...

UNKOWN VOICE: “Oh ... yesss... it has been so long .. I missed you..”

UNKOWN VOICE: “Oh fuck I have missed this...”

UNKOWN VOICE: “Rath... oh yesss..”

UNKOWN VOICE: “Fuck I am coming...”

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Well it is official folks that is Rath, but which one I do not see a Mohawk, but then again it is dark. If this is the Rath of Antar just where is the dupe Rath and for that matter Michael.

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