Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:06 am
Ok for those of you who don't know yes this thread was on another board. But we were asked to move it to this board and so here we are.Just like the name says,if you come up with something funny that would have never been said on the show.....well let's hear it.
Now as the first one I'm going to start it.
Max: Michael for the last time you have to be more careful! That stunt you just pulled could have brought to much attention down on us.
Michael *rolling his eyes*:Good Lord Maxwell would you lighten up and quit being such a royal, no pun intended, pain in the ass!"
Kyle *perking up when he hears the phrase pain in the ass come out of Michael's mouth. Turning to look at Liz and Maria he smiles* You know there's got to be a good alien anal probe joke in what Guerin just said. But damn it I can't think of one right now!
Liz and Maria *at the same time* Shut up Kyle!
This falls under the well duh category on how stupid the Roswell writers were.
Maria: So let me see if I have this right. You're daughter has a very sever type of cancer?
Brody *nodding his head* Yes that's right.
Maria: And so for her treatment you take her to your local run of the mill hospital.While at the same time forgetting the fact that you're also a multi millionaire with the means to take her to any state of the art cancer treatment hospital in the world. Where she would be waited on hand and foot while being taken care of around the clock with the best and newest treatments that are around?
Brody *slaps his forehead* D'oh!
Now as the first one I'm going to start it.
Max: Michael for the last time you have to be more careful! That stunt you just pulled could have brought to much attention down on us.
Michael *rolling his eyes*:Good Lord Maxwell would you lighten up and quit being such a royal, no pun intended, pain in the ass!"
Kyle *perking up when he hears the phrase pain in the ass come out of Michael's mouth. Turning to look at Liz and Maria he smiles* You know there's got to be a good alien anal probe joke in what Guerin just said. But damn it I can't think of one right now!
Liz and Maria *at the same time* Shut up Kyle!
This falls under the well duh category on how stupid the Roswell writers were.
Maria: So let me see if I have this right. You're daughter has a very sever type of cancer?
Brody *nodding his head* Yes that's right.
Maria: And so for her treatment you take her to your local run of the mill hospital.While at the same time forgetting the fact that you're also a multi millionaire with the means to take her to any state of the art cancer treatment hospital in the world. Where she would be waited on hand and foot while being taken care of around the clock with the best and newest treatments that are around?
Brody *slaps his forehead* D'oh!