101 ways to get rid of Tess

Sologirl102 · Post by **Sologirl102** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:04 pm

Tess dies after proving Zan is the Spawn of Satan and it's Rosemary's Baby all over. Naturally her death is painful. Maybe getting stabbed to death by Spork-wielding pigeons or electrocuted by a vibrator or something.

Stars in my eyes · Post by **Stars in my eyes** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:45 am

Sologirl102 wrote:Tess dies after proving Zan is the Spawn of Satan and it's Rosemary's Baby all over. Naturally her death is painful. Maybe getting stabbed to death by Spork-wielding pigeons or electrocuted by a vibrator or something.

You say the funniest things. Makes me laugh until I can't breathe. Spork-wielding pigeons. Good god that is freakin' haliorious.

Max&LizLuver6 · Post by **Max&LizLuver6** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:56 am

touched by an alian wrote:Has anyone said something about her getting eating alive by gerbils (a.k.a. her own kind ) while drowning in green Tobasco Sauce?

Lol... that would be so funny!!

very ironic!!! lmao...

FaithfulAngel24 · Post by **FaithfulAngel24** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:28 am

Getting electrocuited by a vibrator?

Ouch... LOL!

hks_bsb · Post by **hks_bsb** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:18 am

Where did the name "gerbil" come from for Tess?

~Hannah~

Sologirl102 · Post by **Sologirl102** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:09 pm

my bet... Maria. She's the one who would give her the nickname. Plus, her features were kind of pinched looking.

Sologirl102 · Post by **Sologirl102** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:10 pm

FaithfulAngel24 wrote:Getting electrocuited by a vibrator?

Ouch... LOL!

Okay that sounds painful even if it isn't really possible. It's a funny yet creepy image though.

Fehrbaby · Post by **Fehrbaby** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:20 pm

hks_bsb wrote:Where did the name "gerbil" come from for Tess?

~Hannah~

We made it up at the original fanatics board, way back during season 1, when we first heard she was coming onto the show and there were spoiler pics floating around.

Sologirl102 wrote:
FaithfulAngel24 wrote:Getting electrocuited by a vibrator?

Ouch... LOL!
Okay that sounds painful even if it isn't really possible. It's a funny yet creepy image though.

I don't know...it wouldn't really kill her, but I do know someone I used to work with who got electrocuted by her vibrator - and chemically burned by the battery acid inside at the same time - and she had to walk around bowlegged for the rest of a week. Imagine having to explain that one to your friends.

Max&LizLuver6 · Post by **Max&LizLuver6** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:06 pm

Fehrbaby wrote:
Sologirl102 wrote:
FaithfulAngel24 wrote:Getting electrocuited by a vibrator?

Ouch... LOL!
Okay that sounds painful even if it isn't really possible. It's a funny yet creepy image though.
I don't know...it wouldn't really kill her, but I do know someone I used to work with who got electrocuted by her vibrator - and chemically burned by the battery acid inside at the same time - and she had to walk around bowlegged for the rest of a week. Imagine having to explain that one to your friends.

Lol... ouch...

dreamer19 · Post by **dreamer19** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:48 pm

Tie tess down under a tree, put honey all over heard body and then unleash some killer bees.

Get Kyle to take a picture of Tess in the shower and then black mail her into leaving Roswell. She doesn't want everyone to know that she's really a male.