New Banner by Burningchaos
Title: Dirty Little Secret
Disclaimer:The characters of "Roswell" belong to Jason Katims, Melinda Metz, WB, and UPN. They are not mine . If I did, Zan would have lived. It would have been a good day. But Seki and his family are mine... And that worries me to no end. I also don't own Dr. Who. It's owned by the BBC.
Pairing: Zan/Liz, Kyle/Ava
Rating: Teen
Summary: Seki has something to tell the crew.
Author's Note: So I said that It's A Nice Day For a White Wedding was the end... I kinda lied... A LOT! They keep writing themselves. And no worries, I'm working on how they got together. Thank you to Buringchaos for her continuous pushing. And a giant thank you to all my wonderful readers of this series!! You keep me going! I doubt I'd keep writing this if you all didn't keep reading!!
This is my birthday fic to me!!!! Yay for I was born!!! I'm not Narcissistic, Nope!
The fics before this one are The Marrying Kind, Who Says Romance Is Dead?, Transmogrification and Spaceman Spiff, Drinking Thinking, This Is Why Parties Have Strippers, It's A Nice Day for A White Wedding, Married Life is Just Another Word for Sexual Frustration and The Changing Shape of Alien Sex with the side note of Kyle/Ava's adventure Good Things Come in Twos
Zan didn’t know why the crew was in his living room. The creepiest part was Seki lying with his head in Liz’s lap. She was stroking his hair.
“Why is you all heres?” Zan closed the door, and crossed his arms.
“Seki has something he wants to tell you.” Liz looked down at Seki with a stern look.
Seki sat up and looked around the room, his eyes never staying on any one person. “I know.”
“Know what?” Isabel tapped her fingers against her arms, which were crossed in annoyed fashion.
“Vilandra.” Seki rolled his eyes. “You are as bitchy as they say.”
“How do you know that name?” Isabel’s eyes widened as Michael, Max and Zan placed a hand ready to blast Seki into nothing.
“My real name is Prince Gabriel Seki Tsuki of Saulontz in the Crab Nebula. I am the youngest of my pod of six. My Queen Mother has had four pods; my siblings and I are the youngest and the most adventurous.” Seki stood up, and bowed his head. “I didn’t realize that the Antarian Royal Four had landed on Earth. I didn’t want to admit that you were actually who I thought you were; I also didn’t realize that they sent two clone sets down.”
“How the hell do you know about us?” Michael had a pained look; the knowledge that if Seki knew, then so did Jade.
“Everyone in three galaxies knows about the Antarian Royal Four being cloned and sent to a backwater planet to grow. I just didn’t realize that the backwater planet was Earth.” Seki shrugged, and then yelped as he held his wounded ankle.
“My planet isn’t backwater.” Liz glared as she kicked Seki’s ankle.
“As I was saying, I wasn’t going to let you all know that my family and I knew who you were, until Liz announced her pregnancy.” Seki smirked at Zan. “Good job. She’s going to be so pretty… just like her mom.” Seki stuck his tongue out at Liz. “And yes, it is backwater. You people haven’t even mastered cold fusion.” Seki waved Liz’s glare away as if nothing.
“Then why are you living here?” Liz snidely growled.
“I like backwater. It’s fantastic next to the Better then You crap back home. It’s worse then Gallifrey.” Seki placed a hand to his face and slide it down in an act of frustration as the confused looks appeared on all but Michael’s face.
“What? I like BBC America, almost as much as I like Nick At Night.” Michael shrugged as everyone looked to him for answers. “Gallifrey is Dr. Who’s home planet. They are really stuffy, and have funny hats.”
“We don’t have the hats, but if the sticks were any further up their asses, they’d cough up toothpicks.” Seki shook his head.
“Why are you telling us now?” Zan rubbed his head, the whole ordeal was giving him what he thought could be a headache, or possibly brain cancer. You could never tell with these things.
“Did you hear me say Liz is knocked up?” Seki’s eyes seemed to be in permanent rolling motion. With a sigh of annoyance, he looked back at Zan. “You’ve created an heir. I wanted you to know that I might not be the Crowned Prince, but I will do everything in my power to protect your child.”
“Because it’s my heir.” Zan finished.
“No! Because it’s Lizzie’s baby!” Seki looked at Zan in disgust. “I just figured I’d let you know so that it would be easier to explain why how I can protect your child ands that you aren’t the only aliens on this rock.”
“So I got dressed just to come over to find out that Seki is an alien?” Kyle spoke up for the first time all night. Everyone had forgotten that Ava and he were even in the room.
“You didn’t have to dress. Boxers and skin are a good look on you.” Seki smirked. “What planet are you from, by the way?”
“Earth.” Kyle placed an arm around his pregnant wife.
“Not possible. Earth doesn’t have the genetic will power to make someone as pretty as you.” Seki scoffed.
“Seki, I got me a real live Earth Man.” Ava butted in.
“Oh, yeah, you’re knocked up too. I’ll protect your child too. It’s half Kyle. And you are scary enough to want to protect anything of yours.” Seki pointed in the general direction of Ava’s belly.
“Thanks.” Ava raised an eyebrow. “Baby girl, we’re heading out. Bitch… I mean Bella, take Maxie and tell Drama what went down while she was at work. Mikey, talk to your woman. She has a good reason for not telling ya this.”
Ava watched as the group filed out, before dragging Kyle out with her. “Baby girl, take care.”
Liz nodded thanks as Ava closed to door behind her. “So we aren’t as secret as we thought.” Liz bit her lip.
“Least it’s da good ones, not da bad.” Zan walked over and kissed the side of Liz’s head. “You know what you need?”
“If you say sex, I’m withholding till after the child is eight.” Liz gave Zan a look that screamed that she wasn’t kidding.
“I goin’ ta say ice cream, sex bett’r.” Zan nodded, as Liz giggled. “We needs qualities time wit bun.”
Liz snuggled closer to Zan. “What do you make of Seki calling the baby a her?”
“You’s caught dat too?” Zan smirked. “I’s agree. She’s goin’ be smokin’ sexy wit big brown eyes at ya wanna drown in. Just likes her mama.”
“I hope she has amber eyes, like her daddy.” Liz smiled. “I love you.”
“Loves ya too.”
