Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:59 am
lol!!! 
I must admit when I realized that Max was thinking of
Tess while Liz was touching him, it kind of made me
nauseaus.
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:06 am
Good one
I must admit when I realized that Max was thinking of
Tess while Liz was touching him, it kind of made me
nauseaus.
I must admit when I realized that Max was thinking of
Tess while Liz was touching him, it kind of made me
nauseaus.
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:34 pm
LMAO Wow that one was really good.
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:43 pm
Michael: I'm sorry Maria!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:41 pm
"Oh I got a lamp that definitely needs trimming." purred Tess.
"Well in that case." smirked Kyle as he pulled Tess closer to him "Do you want to rub on my Little Buddha?"
"I'm sorry Maria but I don't love you anymore. I'm in love with someone else now." stated Michael.
"What?!" Maria exclaimed angrily and began looking around the room at Liz,Tess and Isabel "Just who in the hell is it that your now in love with Spaceboy?!"
Much to everyone's surprise, including Kyles,Michael came over and put his arms around the former jock.
"I'm in love with Kyle now Maria." stated Michael who than leaned over and gave Kyle a big sloppy wet kiss on the cheek "And we're running off to San Francisco so we can get married."
"GOD DAMN IT!" shouted Kyle in anger as he turned in Michael's embrace so he could glare at the computer screen "Just which one you authors out there decided to write ANOTHER gay Kyle story?!"
"Well in that case." smirked Kyle as he pulled Tess closer to him "Do you want to rub on my Little Buddha?"
"I'm sorry Maria but I don't love you anymore. I'm in love with someone else now." stated Michael.
"What?!" Maria exclaimed angrily and began looking around the room at Liz,Tess and Isabel "Just who in the hell is it that your now in love with Spaceboy?!"
Much to everyone's surprise, including Kyles,Michael came over and put his arms around the former jock.
"I'm in love with Kyle now Maria." stated Michael who than leaned over and gave Kyle a big sloppy wet kiss on the cheek "And we're running off to San Francisco so we can get married."
"GOD DAMN IT!" shouted Kyle in anger as he turned in Michael's embrace so he could glare at the computer screen "Just which one you authors out there decided to write ANOTHER gay Kyle story?!"
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:43 pm
LMAO!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:27 pm
Oh my 
that's a good one 
Maria: Where have you been all my life, Courtney
Courtney: Oh no where just trying to get away from Michael.
He's stalking the hell out of me.
that's a good one Maria: Where have you been all my life, Courtney
Courtney: Oh no where just trying to get away from Michael.
He's stalking the hell out of me.
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:31 pm
LOL Killjoy!!! You always have me rolling in the floor with laughter,
Roslover39, Excellent Maria and Courtney quotes. That would never happen!!!!
Roslover39, Excellent Maria and Courtney quotes. That would never happen!!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:49 am
I don't really think these are all that funny.But this time I decided to put out here what the title says.Things you would never here the characters on the show say.Funny or not.
Courtney: "Not tonight Michael, I'm not in the mood"
Isabel:"Alex I'm in the mood."
Maria: "I'm just going to sit over here and be quiet."
Tess: "Destiny? Who gives a shit about that?"
Alex:"You know what Isabel I don't care if you dump me and than jump into a relationship with Grant. Because I'm getting really tired of your shit!"
Michael: "Look Maria I think we really need to talk."
Max; "I've decided to not be so uptight all the time and try to relax"
Kyle: "Will I have sex with you? Oh no! Sorry you're hot and all but I'm saving myself for marriage."
Liz: "Why don't all of you deal with your own shit and quit trying to drag me into all of your problems!"
Courtney: "Not tonight Michael, I'm not in the mood"
Isabel:"Alex I'm in the mood."
Maria: "I'm just going to sit over here and be quiet."
Tess: "Destiny? Who gives a shit about that?"
Alex:"You know what Isabel I don't care if you dump me and than jump into a relationship with Grant. Because I'm getting really tired of your shit!"
Michael: "Look Maria I think we really need to talk."
Max; "I've decided to not be so uptight all the time and try to relax"
Kyle: "Will I have sex with you? Oh no! Sorry you're hot and all but I'm saving myself for marriage."
Liz: "Why don't all of you deal with your own shit and quit trying to drag me into all of your problems!"
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:05 pm
heres one i did a couple of years ago for another tread
Max: Liz... they're taking our home from us. ...They want to kill us... and... they might. ...But when I look in your eyes, I... I don't feel angry... or... deprived. ...I feel like the luckiest half-human on the planet. (Liz smiles.) You're pure... you're... you're true... and... you're real. And right now that seems like the only thing that's important. ...I want to be with you Liz... forever.
Liz: ...Forever may only be twelve days...
Max: Oh well never mind then.
Max: Liz... they're taking our home from us. ...They want to kill us... and... they might. ...But when I look in your eyes, I... I don't feel angry... or... deprived. ...I feel like the luckiest half-human on the planet. (Liz smiles.) You're pure... you're... you're true... and... you're real. And right now that seems like the only thing that's important. ...I want to be with you Liz... forever.
Liz: ...Forever may only be twelve days...
Max: Oh well never mind then.