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Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen

Welcome back to GRAND REOPENING of Kit-Shickers …

Yes, you heard right, management after having surviving a minor setback we are back in business. We are expanding our line up of songs and to celebrate that new direction, we have went gone to no expense to bring you a sampling of the songs from the NEW Sensational Musical that is seeping America by storm: The Magus of Antar. coming to a theater near you soon.

We here at Kit-Shickers are proud to present the original cast members in this short musical salute. Sit back and enjoy, oh when you leave everyone gets a free theater ticket to the premier showing. See everyone at the cast party afterwards, to be held here, that is right, a red carpet affair held right here at Kit-Shickers.

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Song Set Seven by The Magnus of Antar Original Cast Members

Short Selctions from “The Magnus of Antar” Soundtrack
"The Wizard of Oz” Soundtrack


Somewhere pass the horse head nebula, far away
There's a land my mind has seen, I don’t know why
Someday, I will go, destiny call me why oh why I don’t know...................

Come out, come out, don’t be afraid
Meet Liz ‘the small town girl’
She fell from the stars, from very far away
And Roswell she says is the name of her star...........................................

Ding Dong! The Wicked old Bitch is dead.
The Wicked old Bitch?
The Wicked old Bitch
Ding Dong! The Wicked old Bitch is dead................................................

We represent the Tabasco Guild,
The Tabasco Guild,
The Tabasco Guild,
And in the name of the Tabasco Guild
We wish to welcome you to Antar...........................................................

Follow the Road made of Silver
You're off to see the Magus
The Wonderful sorcerer of Antar
You'll find he is a techno wiz...................................................................

Do? Why, if I had my memory
I would know what my name really was
I could remember why I am here
Talk with the people
Everyone knows but me.........................................................................

We’re off to see the Magus
The Wonderful sorcerer of Antar
We hear he is a techno wiz.....................................................................

If I only had a heart.
I'd be warm -- I'd be loving
And really sweet and wonderful
Love everyone, especially the men........................................................

We’re off to see the Magus
The Wonderful sorcerer of Antar
We hear he is a techno wiz.....................................................................

Stuff, stuff here,
Stuff, stuff there,
And a bunch of new white fluff
That's how we keep you hunky
In the Antiquated Land of Antar..............................................................

If I were King of Antar
Not Queen, not Duke, not Prince....
Everyone would bow down to me
I would command everything in the land
Even you and you would bow down to me ..............................................

The Wicked old Bitch is dead! The Wicked old Bitch is dead!
Hail - Hail - The Wicked old Bitch is dead!
Which old Bitch? - the Wicked Bitch
Hail - Hail - The Wicked old Bitch is dead!
Hail - Hail - The Wicked old Bitch is dead!
Which old Bitch? - the Wicked old Bitch....................................................

Well that is all for tonight… will be back later with our regular line up of songs. Stay tuned for more of “The Magus of Antar” songs as well as other show tunes from up coming musicals.

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen

Welcome back to Kit-Shickers …Tonight we are having a bar drinking song fest and have brught to you all the way from Antar, the famous bar room crooner I. B. A. Drunk, so put your hands together and clap for the Warriors Lament.

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Song Set Eight by I. B. A. Drunk

“Warriors Lament”
Old Irish bar song

As I came home from battle one day as drunk as drunk, could be
I saw a strange horse outside my door, where my old nag should be
So I calls to my wife, eternal old hag, tell me kindly what is to be
Who owns the fine black horse out where my old nag should be

Nay you are drunk, you are drunk you drunken old fool
You are drunk as drunk can be
Out in front, where you nag once stood is a poor goat with me

Well it has been many a day, and I have traveled hundreds of miles
Drunk as drunk can be
But I have never seen a saddle on a goat, sure that is a sight for sore eyes.

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As I came home from battle one day as drunk as drunk, could be
I saw a coat on the chair, where my old coat should be
So I calls to my wife, eternal old hag, tell me kindly what is to be
Who owns the fine black coat right there where my old coat should be

Nay you are drunk, you are drunk you drunken old fool
You are drunk as drunk can be
That is a fine black haired blanket, where you coat would be

Well it has been many a day, and I have traveled hundreds of miles
Drunk as drunk can be
But I have never seen buttons on a blanket sure that is a sight for sore eyes.

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As I came home from battle one day as drunk as drunk, could be
I saw a sword on the table, where my old sword should be
So I calls to my wife, eternal old hag, tell me kindly what is to be
Who owns the fine silver sword right there where my old sword should be

Nay you are drunk, you are drunk you drunken old fool
You are drunk as drunk can be
That is a fine silver knife, where you sword would be

Well it has been many a day, and I have traveled hundreds of miles
Drunk as drunk can be
But I have never seen a hilt on a knife sure that is a sight for sore eyes.

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As I came home from battle one day as drunk as drunk, could be
I saw a medal in the case, where my old medals should be
So I calls to my wife, eternal old hag, tell me kindly what is to be
Who owns the medal of bravery right there where my old medal should be

Nay you are drunk, you are drunk you drunken old fool
You are drunk as drunk can be
That is a tin whistle of your sons where you medal would be

Well it has been many a day, and I have traveled hundreds of miles
Drunk as drunk can be
But I have never seen a whistle for bravery sure that is a sight for sore eyes.

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As I came home from battle one day as drunk as drunk, could be
I saw a boot under the bed, where my old boots should be
So I calls to my wife, eternal old hag, tell me kindly what is to be
Who owns the boot right there where my old boot should be

Nay you are drunk, you are drunk you drunken old fool
You are drunk as drunk can be
That is a lovely flower pot where your boot would be

Well it has been many a day, and I have traveled hundreds of miles
Drunk as drunk can be
But I have never seen a man wear a flower pot sure that is a sight for sore eyes.

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As I came home from battle one day as drunk as drunk, could be
I saw a head upon the bed, where my old head should be
So I calls to my wife, eternal old hag, tell me kindly what is to be
Who owns the head right there where my old head should be

Nay you are drunk, you are drunk you drunken old fool
You are drunk as drunk can be
That is my young nephew come to call, where your head would be

Well it has been many a day, and I have traveled hundreds of miles
Drunk as drunk can be
But I have never seen a boy that size, sure that is a sight for sore eyes.

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As I came home from battle one day as drunk as drunk, could be
I saw two lips suckling her breast, where my old lips should be
So I calls to my wife, eternal old hag, tell me kindly what is to be
Who owns the lips right there where my old lips should be

Nay you are drunk, you are drunk you drunken old fool
You are drunk as drunk can be
That is a baby boy, where your lips would be

Well it has been many a day, and I have traveled hundreds of miles
Drunk as drunk can be
But I have never seen a baby boy with full beard, sure that is a sight for sore eyes.

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As I came home from battle one day as drunk as drunk, could be
I saw lump under my sheets, where my old lump should be
So I calls to my wife, eternal old hag, tell me kindly what is to be
Who owns the lump right there under the sheets where my old lump should be

Nay you are drunk, you are drunk you drunken old fool
You are drunk as drunk can be
That is a just big old hammer where your lump would be

Well it has been many a day, and I have traveled hundreds of miles
Drunk as drunk can be
But I have never seen a hammer stand so erect, sure that is a sight for sore eyes.

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As I came home from battle one day as drunk as drunk, could be
I saw a man come running out of the door at half past three
So I calls to my wife, eternal old hag, tell me kindly what is to be
Who was that man who came running out with his pants to his knees

Nay you are drunk, you are drunk you drunken old fool
You are drunk as drunk can be
That is a nothing but the tax collector probably having to pee

Well it has been many a day, and I have traveled hundreds of miles
Drunk as drunk can be
But I have never seen a tax man pee a he leaves, sure that is a sight for sore eyes.

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As I came home from battle one day as drunk as drunk, could be
I saw a man come running out of the door at half past three
So I calls to my wife, eternal old hag, tell me kindly what is to be
Who was that man who came running out with his pants to his knees

Nay you are drunk, you are drunk you drunken old fool
You are drunk as drunk can be
That is a nothing but the tax collector probably having to pee

Well it has been many a day, and I have traveled hundreds of miles
Drunk as drunk can be
But I have never seen a tax man pee a he leaves, sure that is a sight for sore eyes.

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As I came home from battle one day as drunk as drunk, could be
I saw his pole in her hole where my old pole should be
So I calls to my wife, eternal old hag, tell me kindly what is to be
Who owns that pole inside your hole where my pole should be

Nay you are drunk, you are drunk you drunken old fool
You are drunk as drunk can be
That is a nothing but a candle ready to light the way

Well it has been many a day, and I have traveled hundreds of miles
Drunk as drunk can be
But I have never seen candle like that, sure that is a sight for sore eyes.

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As I came home from battle one day as drunk as drunk, could be
I saw man come to the door as naked as could be.
So I calls to my wife, eternal old hag, tell me kindly what is to be
Who is that man whio came to the door naked as naked can be

Nay you are drunk, you are drunk you drunken old fool
You are drunk as drunk can be
That is a nothing but my rolling pin I had in my hand so be

Well it has been many a day, and I have traveled hundreds of miles
Drunk as drunk can be
But I have never seen a rolling pin with balls upon, sure that is a sight for sore eyes.


Well I may be drunk old drunk, for I am so drunk you see
I am so great in the bed free beer they give to me
Drunk I may be for instead of one I get me forty -three

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen

The Time has come, yes a sad event in Roswell Land but Kit-Shickers is closing down. But tonight for our final farewell appearance we have no other than the “Final Abyss” here to entertain you. The management wishes to thank everyone for his or her support over the last year. Goodbye to all, love, peace, and look to the stars. They are out there. remember me always, AL, your loveable Roswell Alien


Song Set Nine by "Final Abyss"

“Goodbye Blue Marble Earth”
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John

“Ki’var, Zan”
Hello Goodbye by The Beatles

“ Goodbye Ki’var”
Goodbye Earl by Dixie Chicks

“ Back to Me”
Here With Me by Dido

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“Goodbye Blue Marble Earth”
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John


Why we going back home?
When are they going phone?
We should have stayed on Antar
We should had never left Antar

They cannot hold us here
We did not sign up for here
We are not born of this world, we trust
This king too young rule, yet must

So goodbye Blue Marble Earth
Where the freedom lies on the ground
We can’t stay here forever
I'm going back to my throne

Back to the galaxies so far away
The V shape in the sky
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the Blue Marble Earth

We have been called forth
Enemies shoot us down
It will take our blood and armies
To set us on our feet again

We are forced to return
Do not cry for we shall be found
We remain in your hearts
Wait for us, we shall return

So goodbye Blue Marble Earth
Where the freedom lies on the ground
We can’t stay here forever
I'm going back to my throne

Back to the galaxies so far away
The V shape in the sky
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the Blue Marble Earth


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“Ki’var, Zan”
Hello Goodbye by The Beatles


You say Ki’var, I say Zan
You say war and I say peace, no war

OH NO

You say Ki’var, I say Zan

Ki’var Rules
I don't know why you say Ki’var, I say Zan

Ki’var Rules
I don't know why you say Ki’var, I say Zan

I say free, You say no
I say why and you say I don't know,

OH NO

You say Ki’var, I say Zan
(War Peace War Peace) which way to go

(Ki’var Zan)

I don't know why you say Ki’var, I say Zan
(War Peace War Peace) which way to go
(Ki’var Zan)

I don't know why you say Ki’var,
(Ki’var Zan) I say Zan I

Why why why why why why do you say Ki’va, not Zan

OH NO

You say Ki’var, I say Zan
Ki’var a Fool
I don't know why you say Ki’var I say Zan,
Ki’var a Fool
I don't know why you say Ki’var, I say Zan

You say Ki’var (I say Zan) You say Ki’var (but mean Zan.)
You say war (I live peace) and I say Zan (till it's time to die )

OH NO

You say Ki’var, I say Zan
Past future

I don't know why you say Ki’var, I say Zan
King Zan

I don't know why you say Ki’var, I say Zan
Peace Now

I don't know why you say goodbye, I say Zan

Hela heba Ki’var’s a fool CHA CHA, hela...Zan rules


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“ Goodbye Ki’var”
Goodbye Earl by Dixie Chicks


Max and Michael were the best of friends
All through their high school days
Both members of the alien club
Czechoslovakians they were
After graduation they went on the run
running for a bright new world
Wander all around the land
Till Antar called them home

Well it weren’t a year
After they ran, that news came home
Ki’var started abusing the land
He tormented the people till they scream
Loud and long for King Zan
He went to Spa on Antar to plot
Well Zan finally took heed of the call
He gather up his might and strength
To lay it out to Liz and all

Right away Michael went ballistic
Liz went all red eyed and teary
Maria held Liz’s hand
As Max and Michael worked
Out a plan to free Antar

That Ki’var had to die
Goodbye Ki’var

That wine sure was good
Not good idea to drink in sauna
Ki’var feeling weak
Why don’t you lay down
Rest Ki’var from all the work
Sink down into the water
Wrapped in your watery grave Ki’var

The guards came to find Ki’var
They searched the palace
High and low
Then they put out the call
That Ki’var had fled
To set Zan back on the throne

Well week and months went
Spring turned to summer
Summer melted to winter
They were missing their loved ones
Despite the throne and all

So the boys got a ship
Headed back to earth
Landing in Roswell soil
They saw the girls
Waiting for them at the landing pad
Max and Michael
Are happy once again

Ki’var had to die
Goodbye die
You had to be killed
So we can return home
For turkey and trimmings they like
Well is that all right
Lets all go for a space ride
Bye Ki’var


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“ Back to Me”
Here With Me by Dido

I heard you leaving
It’s wonder I am still breathe

My heart bears the pain
I cling to my memories

Oh what shall I do?
I wait here for you
I cannot help but cry

You had to go
I cannot sleep
You are suffering

Waiting for you return to me

I never leave
I will wait
You had to go

until your resting here with me

I don’t want to be noble
I want my husband returned to me

Back in this bed where you belong
Risk all that life should be

Oh what shall I do?
I wait here for you
I cannot help but cry

You had to go
I cannot sleep
You are suffering

Waiting for you return to me

I never leave
I will wait
You had to go

Waiting for you return to me