The Four Faces of Rath (Sequel to Children of the Universe)
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 4:09 pm
The Four Faces of Rath
Not in a Million Years
Chapter 10
X
Michael took one last look at the CrashDown. He didn’t see Maria or Liz, and he didn’t wait to find out who else might have come to the party. As soon as no one was looking, he moved into a side alley…
“Portal!”
“Ask.”
“Take me to the year, uh, 1999… in Roswell.”
The portal appeared, and Michael stepped quickly through it. He stepped out on the other side and walked back onto the main road. The UFO Museum didn’t look much different… and the CrashDown was the same as he had just left it except for a new coat of paint in a different color on the sign outside. Michael walked over to the door. The CrashDown was open… and fairly busy it would appear. He started to enter but then changed his mind. As he turned, he noticed a group of tourists leaving the UFO museum wearing various garish mementos of their visit. Michael walked quickly across the street then went into the museum. When he emerged, ten minutes later, he was wearing a UFO hat that tilted over his left ear like a crashed spaceship, alien-eyes sunglasses, and a T-shirt that said, “I was abducted in Roswell.”
“What’ll it be,” Liz asked, smiling at the sight of the new customer. Michael noticed Maria behind the counter giggling and shaking her head. He was sure that they couldn’t recognize him. “It must be this stupid UFO crap,” he thought to himself. But he wasn’t going to take it off; the whole purpose of wearing it was to make them think he was someone else.
“A cherry Coke… Monster Crashburger… Alien Fries, and…” he looked around, and not seeing any on the table “…a bottle of Tabasco sauce.”
Liz looked at him suspiciously then glanced back at the cook in the kitchen. Michael looked to see what Liz was looking at. It was him… well, his 1999 counterpart anyway. Liz looked at the new customer again and decided that any resemblance must be a coincidence. Clearly, this guy was older than Michael… and a lot less picky about what he wore. Liz grinned again and took the order to the kitchen.
“Order, Michael!”
“Yeah, yeah! Just give it to me.”
“Take a look out there, Michael. You see that guy at table three?”
Michael glanced through the door. “The one with the UFO crashed on his head?”
“Yeah. That could be you in… say fifteen years.”
Michael looked at the man with the alien-eyes sunglasses, the crashed UFO tilted over his left ear, and the “abducted” T-shirt.
“I never knew you had that cruel streak in you, Liz.”
Maria snickered.
“Well, he does look like you… maybe a few years from now…”
Michael glanced at the customer again. “Only if I lose my mind and my last shred of dignity between now and then… and if that happens, promise me you’ll shoot me before anyone else sees me and I totally ruin my image, okay?”
Maria lost the battle for self-control and had to leave the kitchen, laughing and waving her hand as she walked out the back door. Michael plopped a burger onto a plate with some fries and handed it to Liz.
“I don’t think it’s done, Michael.”
Michael waved his hand over the burger quickly, making it well done.
“Satisfied now?”
Liz carried the order to the stranger and placed it in front of him on the table. Michael tasted the fries approvingly then bit into the burger. He quickly spit it out.
“Is something wrong, sir,” Liz asked.
“Wrong? No… yes. This tastes terrible!”
“I’m sorry, sir. You want me to have the cook make you another one?”
Michael knew full well exactly what was wrong with the hamburger. He had long ago learned that “cooking” the burgers with energy from his hand imparted a strange taste to the meat… the same taste he was tasting now.
“No… let it go. Wait… On second thought, let me talk to the cook.”
Liz started to object, but Michael was already up and walking toward the kitchen. Half way there, he decided against it. He looked back at Liz and returned to his seat, put the burger back on the plate, and handed it to Liz. “Just tell him… uh… the meat will taste better if he cooks it slowly… Tell him it was cooked too fast… must have been a power surge or something.”
Liz nodded and took the burger back to Michael in the kitchen.
“Too fast?” he heard Michael exclaim in the kitchen. “I could set one outside in the sun for him! It’s probably hot enough out there! Maybe in a couple o’ hours, it’d be just right…” Michael plopped another patty on the grill. “I think that UFO damaged his brain when it crashed onto his head,” he muttered to himself more than to Liz.
A few minutes later, he finished cooking the new burger. Maria, who had just come back in, offered to take it to the customer.
“Here you are, sir. See if that’s okay for you.”
Michael tasted it and nodded. “Just right,” he said. “Thank the cook for me.”
Maria suddenly realized that she was staring at Michael. He seemed to notice it at the same time.
“Oh! …Oh! I’m sorry,” Maria said, “It’s just that you look so much like our cook! I can’t get over it.”
“I do?” Michael asked. “Wow! How can you tell with these sunglasses and this hat? Oh! I’ll bet your cook has some just like them!”
Maria’s lips broke into a slow smile then she began to laugh, shaking her head. “I don’t think so. No… I’m sure he doesn’t have any like those.”
“What a shame,” Michael said. “Well, I could give him mine. I could get some more!”
“Oh, no… no! Don’t bother,” Maria said. “I don’t think he… needs them.”
“Okay,” Michael said, finishing up his meal. “But if he wants some just let me know. I have a cousin who’s a wholesale distributor, and he can get them for me real cheap.”
“I’ll tell Michael you offered,” Maria said, nodding and trying hard not to giggle. Michael paid his bill, put a tip on the table, and walked out. Liz watched him walk down the street then she and Maria both broke into hysterical laughter.
Michael looked out of the kitchen. “What’s so funny? Geez! Don’t you two have anything to do?”
Maria made a little flipping sign with her hand, and the two of them started cleaning off the tables, which had mostly cleared out by now.
“He’s bringing you a hat and some specs like the ones he had on,” Maria yelled to Michael. “His cousin sells them.” She winked at Liz.
Michael came back to the door. “Don’t even imagine that you girls’ll ever see me in that get-up. Not gonna happen! You’d have to put that stuff on my dead body!” He started to go back to the grill then turned back around again and added “…and if you do that, I swear I’ll come back and haunt you for as long as you live.”
Maria and Liz both laughed.
Down the street, Michael ducked into a side alley and called for the portal.
“Take me back about six months… just to before I started working at the CrashDown… I want to speak with my past self… but a little further back in time. Not here.”
Michael thought he was being very specific in his instructions, but with the sphere, it is always a good idea to be clear as well. The portal opened, and Michael stepped through. As he stepped out on the other side, he fell into a sitting position… in the back seat of a car.
The passenger in the front seat was Maria, and she was yelling at the driver, who appeared to be his younger self…
“You’re telling me to get out of my own car? This is my car, Michael! Well, actually, it’s my mother’s car, and if anything happens to it, life as I know it will be over. So wherever this car goes I go!”
“Suit yourself. You had your chance,” the driver said.
“Oh my God! You’re kidnapping me! No… you’re abducting me!” Maria exclaimed in utter disbelief.
tbc
Coming next: “285 South Plus One”
Not in a Million Years
Chapter 10
X
Michael took one last look at the CrashDown. He didn’t see Maria or Liz, and he didn’t wait to find out who else might have come to the party. As soon as no one was looking, he moved into a side alley…
“Portal!”
“Ask.”
“Take me to the year, uh, 1999… in Roswell.”
The portal appeared, and Michael stepped quickly through it. He stepped out on the other side and walked back onto the main road. The UFO Museum didn’t look much different… and the CrashDown was the same as he had just left it except for a new coat of paint in a different color on the sign outside. Michael walked over to the door. The CrashDown was open… and fairly busy it would appear. He started to enter but then changed his mind. As he turned, he noticed a group of tourists leaving the UFO museum wearing various garish mementos of their visit. Michael walked quickly across the street then went into the museum. When he emerged, ten minutes later, he was wearing a UFO hat that tilted over his left ear like a crashed spaceship, alien-eyes sunglasses, and a T-shirt that said, “I was abducted in Roswell.”
“What’ll it be,” Liz asked, smiling at the sight of the new customer. Michael noticed Maria behind the counter giggling and shaking her head. He was sure that they couldn’t recognize him. “It must be this stupid UFO crap,” he thought to himself. But he wasn’t going to take it off; the whole purpose of wearing it was to make them think he was someone else.
“A cherry Coke… Monster Crashburger… Alien Fries, and…” he looked around, and not seeing any on the table “…a bottle of Tabasco sauce.”
Liz looked at him suspiciously then glanced back at the cook in the kitchen. Michael looked to see what Liz was looking at. It was him… well, his 1999 counterpart anyway. Liz looked at the new customer again and decided that any resemblance must be a coincidence. Clearly, this guy was older than Michael… and a lot less picky about what he wore. Liz grinned again and took the order to the kitchen.
“Order, Michael!”
“Yeah, yeah! Just give it to me.”
“Take a look out there, Michael. You see that guy at table three?”
Michael glanced through the door. “The one with the UFO crashed on his head?”
“Yeah. That could be you in… say fifteen years.”
Michael looked at the man with the alien-eyes sunglasses, the crashed UFO tilted over his left ear, and the “abducted” T-shirt.
“I never knew you had that cruel streak in you, Liz.”
Maria snickered.
“Well, he does look like you… maybe a few years from now…”
Michael glanced at the customer again. “Only if I lose my mind and my last shred of dignity between now and then… and if that happens, promise me you’ll shoot me before anyone else sees me and I totally ruin my image, okay?”
Maria lost the battle for self-control and had to leave the kitchen, laughing and waving her hand as she walked out the back door. Michael plopped a burger onto a plate with some fries and handed it to Liz.
“I don’t think it’s done, Michael.”
Michael waved his hand over the burger quickly, making it well done.
“Satisfied now?”
Liz carried the order to the stranger and placed it in front of him on the table. Michael tasted the fries approvingly then bit into the burger. He quickly spit it out.
“Is something wrong, sir,” Liz asked.
“Wrong? No… yes. This tastes terrible!”
“I’m sorry, sir. You want me to have the cook make you another one?”
Michael knew full well exactly what was wrong with the hamburger. He had long ago learned that “cooking” the burgers with energy from his hand imparted a strange taste to the meat… the same taste he was tasting now.
“No… let it go. Wait… On second thought, let me talk to the cook.”
Liz started to object, but Michael was already up and walking toward the kitchen. Half way there, he decided against it. He looked back at Liz and returned to his seat, put the burger back on the plate, and handed it to Liz. “Just tell him… uh… the meat will taste better if he cooks it slowly… Tell him it was cooked too fast… must have been a power surge or something.”
Liz nodded and took the burger back to Michael in the kitchen.
“Too fast?” he heard Michael exclaim in the kitchen. “I could set one outside in the sun for him! It’s probably hot enough out there! Maybe in a couple o’ hours, it’d be just right…” Michael plopped another patty on the grill. “I think that UFO damaged his brain when it crashed onto his head,” he muttered to himself more than to Liz.
A few minutes later, he finished cooking the new burger. Maria, who had just come back in, offered to take it to the customer.
“Here you are, sir. See if that’s okay for you.”
Michael tasted it and nodded. “Just right,” he said. “Thank the cook for me.”
Maria suddenly realized that she was staring at Michael. He seemed to notice it at the same time.
“Oh! …Oh! I’m sorry,” Maria said, “It’s just that you look so much like our cook! I can’t get over it.”
“I do?” Michael asked. “Wow! How can you tell with these sunglasses and this hat? Oh! I’ll bet your cook has some just like them!”
Maria’s lips broke into a slow smile then she began to laugh, shaking her head. “I don’t think so. No… I’m sure he doesn’t have any like those.”
“What a shame,” Michael said. “Well, I could give him mine. I could get some more!”
“Oh, no… no! Don’t bother,” Maria said. “I don’t think he… needs them.”
“Okay,” Michael said, finishing up his meal. “But if he wants some just let me know. I have a cousin who’s a wholesale distributor, and he can get them for me real cheap.”
“I’ll tell Michael you offered,” Maria said, nodding and trying hard not to giggle. Michael paid his bill, put a tip on the table, and walked out. Liz watched him walk down the street then she and Maria both broke into hysterical laughter.
Michael looked out of the kitchen. “What’s so funny? Geez! Don’t you two have anything to do?”
Maria made a little flipping sign with her hand, and the two of them started cleaning off the tables, which had mostly cleared out by now.
“He’s bringing you a hat and some specs like the ones he had on,” Maria yelled to Michael. “His cousin sells them.” She winked at Liz.
Michael came back to the door. “Don’t even imagine that you girls’ll ever see me in that get-up. Not gonna happen! You’d have to put that stuff on my dead body!” He started to go back to the grill then turned back around again and added “…and if you do that, I swear I’ll come back and haunt you for as long as you live.”
Maria and Liz both laughed.
Down the street, Michael ducked into a side alley and called for the portal.
“Take me back about six months… just to before I started working at the CrashDown… I want to speak with my past self… but a little further back in time. Not here.”
Michael thought he was being very specific in his instructions, but with the sphere, it is always a good idea to be clear as well. The portal opened, and Michael stepped through. As he stepped out on the other side, he fell into a sitting position… in the back seat of a car.
The passenger in the front seat was Maria, and she was yelling at the driver, who appeared to be his younger self…
“You’re telling me to get out of my own car? This is my car, Michael! Well, actually, it’s my mother’s car, and if anything happens to it, life as I know it will be over. So wherever this car goes I go!”
“Suit yourself. You had your chance,” the driver said.
“Oh my God! You’re kidnapping me! No… you’re abducting me!” Maria exclaimed in utter disbelief.
tbc
Coming next: “285 South Plus One”