Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:01 pm
A/N: I totally love you all for your comments and your GREAT opinions. Yes, I know Maxy Poo is being a well, poo! But trust me chickies, he WILL redeem himself. With tons of groveling!
And as a side note, the reason some of this seems really ‘believable’ is because this situation has actually happen to me in reality. Yep, I was… DUN DUN DUN! The other woman! And let me tell you, the lies these guys come up with are so believable you find yourself doing things you thought you would never do…
Part 11 – The Affair
Date: 7/16/2005
From: "Liz" <PunkPrincess87@hotmail.com>
Subject: I’m having an affair
To: "Maria" <ImToxic@gmail.com>
I think I’m having an affair with Max Evans. I didn’t end up going to that party this past weekend and Logan didn’t even try and call me about that message Max left him. I saw him the other day at school and he smiled and waved like nothing ever happened. I was like, “…” and then I was like, “???” so yea, needless to say life is going on as if nothing out of the ordinary has happened. The only indication that life IS different is the fact that Blair is gone (off to Paris) and Max climbs up my fire escape every night. We talk for hours, sometimes we make out, but mostly we just sit there and talk. OH and by sit I mean he sits in my lawn chair and I sit on his lap and we cuddle.
God, what is wrong with me? I know this is bad. This is B-A-D! But I can’t help it! You try having your crush make your fantasies (well, the CLEAN ones) come true and then tell him to shove it. Well, I guess I’ll just take what I can get. I mean it’s not like I have anyone else in the running or have guys lining up at my door to date me. I know what you’re thinking, so don’t. I know you think I’m scum, I’m worse than scum, I’m a home wrecker! Maybe so, but I’ve never been this happy before. Well, except for the time I made Michael cry a couple Christmases ago when I broke his cd player cuz he wouldn’t let me eat the rest of his stocking candy. We were 12!
We never talk about Blair, we never talk about life at all when we talk. All we talk about is movies and life in general. Like, what we want to do when we graduate, what colleges and careers we wish for. It kinda feels weird sometimes, I mean, he has a girlfriend. A girlfriend who is infatuated with him, and lately I’m starting to think she suspects something. I don’t know how since me and Max don’t even talk to each other when we’re at school. I mean, we say hey in the halls but other than that… Besides, the girl isn’t even HERE! But she calls like every five minutes! She calls me then she calls Max then she calls me…
Maria! Help me! Every part of me knows this is wrong but I don’t know what I’ll do without him. God I sound so fucking pathetic! I’m gonna go because I’m depressing myself.
Love you, please still love me,
…Liz
Date: 7/16/2005
From: "Maria" <ImToxic@gmail.com>
Subject: RE: I’m having an affair
To: "Liz" <PunkPrincess87@hotmail.com>
Chica I don’t know where to start. I don’t know what to say, and I sure as hell can’t talk. Why? Because I have stolen lots of boyfriends in my past time. What can I say? I’m irresistible to men! Okay that’s a lie but whatever. I can speak from experience chica, this is bad news. It’s all just gonna blow up in your face sooner or later. You need to stay away from Max. Oh and another thing? Max Evans is so lucky I live on this side of the country or I would so personally kick his ass.
Now let’s get to my drama because the world does not revolve around Liz Parker, it’s revolves around Maria Deluca. Okay? Okay, so here’s what happened. Preston and I went out this past weekend, because I thought you were going to that party so I felt like I had to party too so that the next tome we talked I we could be like remember that one party? And we could like totally pretend it was the same party only we were on separate parts of the room. I know, sad.
But anyways, I met this guy. He was so hot Liz you would totally be drooling. He’s like… Remember Colin Farrell in “A Home at the end of the World” ??? Remember when he first cut his long hair? Yeah well this guy looks nothing like that but Colin sure did look really hot in that movie right? Haha! Anyways we kinda… We kinda hooked up. Shut up! Shut up! You know I’m not like that! You KNOW this! But I was so wasted cuz Preston kept giving me drinks that he mixed cuz he was totally experimenting the entire night at the bar (yeah the girl who had the party is totally rich and she had her OWN bar) and the next thing I know this really hot guy is kissing me and I’m kissing him. Then the next thing I remember from that is waking up in someone’s bed… alone. Yeah, so now I feel like a total slut and Preston feel completely responsible (which he so should) since he gave me so many drinks.
Luckily no one has found out about my little one night stand and I’m SO glad for that. Can you imagine the rumors? I already gotta live with the fact that everyone knows bout my parents and then this? I can only take one rumor per year and given the choice I so choose the divorce rumor. Which actually isn’t even a rumor, it’s true. Ugh, whatever. So yeah, there you go. You’re best friend is a major slut whore who sleeps with guys she doesn’t know and doesn’t even remember the next day.
LIZ PARKER! How DARE you agree with what I just said! You should so be calling me right now saying, “Oh Maria I can’t believe that jerk take advantage of you like that!” I’m taking all this pretty well I think. I mean, I only cried like one time and that was alone in the shower. Oh and another thing?
I’m starting to remember that night. Yep. I remember the name “Brice Adams” and I remember a hot guy with a fucking CUT body. I remember that because I remember how good it felt when it was pressed up against my own. TMI? Oh shut up. God. I feel so dirty. Call me, okay? Fuck Verizon and your lack of a good minute plan. I need to hear your voice.
Luv,
-Maria
Why is it that boys complicate everything? My short yet important conversation with Maria was full of tears and fears. I cried because I was ashamed of myself and Maria cried because she was ashamed of herself and then Preston started crying because he said everyone was crying and it was all just too emotional. Max hasn’t come to my window in two days and though that’s technically a good thing I want to know why. Why isn’t he here?
I sit here on my balcony and stare up at the stars by myself. Alone. Michael’s been really clingy lately I’ve noticed. He won’t leave me alone for like three seconds. Ever since I left school without telling him he’s been like this non-stop overprotective brother figure. It’s annoying and if he doesn’t quit it I’m going to have to make him pay. Alex, well, Alex is currently tutoring Isabel Evans in English because her grammar sucks. My grammar sucks too but when I asked Alex to help me he said to watch Sesame Street instead. Gee thanks Al, I feel so special… Ed.
I glance down at my watch and read: 11:43p.m. and call it a night. I’m getting mosquito bites waiting out here. If I get West Nile I’m kicking some ass. I climb through my window and shut it behind me. When I face the room I just about have a heart attack.
“Michael!” I hiss, “What the hell?”
“I know.” He says.
“What you did last summer?” I tease and walk towards my bathroom to brush my teeth.
“I know Liz.” He follows me inside.
I squint from the minty tang taste when I start to brush and wave Michael away, “Go!” I gripe. I finish brushing my teeth and walk out of the bathroom, “Okay, what?” I set my hands on my sleeping spongebob covered hips.
“Quit the act Liz, I know about you and Max.” Michael snaps and sits on my bed, “What the fuck are you thinking?”
Whoa. I’m more trapped than a deer caught in headlights. I’m more busted than a piñata. I’m in deeper shit than a sewer. I’m more screwed than Paris Hilton.
“Well?” He looks at me for answers.
I have none. So I play dumb. “Whaaaa??” I grimace, “Psh, nah man. I don’t even know what you mean. You must be crazy.”
“Elizabeth Claudia Parker!”
“It’s my life!” I scream.
“No it’s not! Until you’re 18, your ass is mine! And you will do as I say if you want to continue to live under my roof!” He shoved a finger in my face.
I blink back at him and go over what he just said in my mind. Yes, he did in fact say live under my roof, okay. I’m not crazy. He is.
“So here’s how it’s gonna go. Max has already been dealt with and will no longer continue to lead you on in any way, shape, or form. If I see him anywhere near, and I mean even if he accidentally bumps into you in the halls. I’m going to fucking murder him. Do you understand me Liz? Because it don’t get any more serious than this.”
“Michael, mind your own damn business!” I shriek, “You are not my father and this is not your house or your—your roof! So butt out of my life!”
“Fine.” He nods.
“Thank you.” I sigh.
“I’m not your dad. You’re right. I’m not. So then let’s get him involved. You stay here, I’ll be right back.” He goes for the door and I dodge to tackle him down but he’s so determined that I slam into the door instead and slide down to lie flat on my stomach.
Michael pulls me up to my feet, “I can’t let you do this Liz. You’re gonna get hurt. You’re gonna get hurt and then I’m gonna have to kill my ex-best friend.”
“You guys really aren’t talking still?” I ask quietly. I’ve made a deal with myself. If I make it through this conversation without crying I’ll go down stairs and eat a big bowl of mint n chip ice cream with all the yummies. Whipped cream, a cherry, sprinkles, fudge, peanuts…
“No. We’re still not talking. We’re not even friends.” He growls.
“Michael,” I pause and take a deep breath. Sprinkles! Whipped cream! Do it for the cherry! “Michael, why are you doing this? Don’t you even care about how I feel?”
“DUH!” He shouts, I wonder why my parents haven’t come in my room from all the shouting. They must really be dead asleep. “If I didn’t care would I have gone through all this trouble? I had to find this out through Alex! Who heard it from Isabel! The only reason she’s not spreading that round like a wildfire is because Max has threatened to spread shit around about her. And the only reason I know that is because I went down to Max’s house and blew up.”
“Oh Michael,” I cover my face, “Why did you do that?” I groan.
“Look, I know you’ve had a crush on Max since forever but this entire situation should be living proof that he’s not all that. What kind of guy has a girlfriend and a whatever you are on the side?” He shakes his head, “What do you think you are to him Liz? You’re a dirty little secret.”
Sprinkles, cherries, ice cream…
“If he really liked you he’d be with you. Why isn’t he with you Liz?” He snorts, “Think about Blair, I thought you guys were friends.”
Whipped cream and peanuts…
“And another thing?” He pulls my hands from my face and stares straight at me, “What do you think is gonna happen when Blair comes back? You think Max is still gonna climb up onto your balcony and whisper sweet nothings in your ear? I don’t think so.”
“SHUT UP!” I scream, which turns into a sob. Fuck the ice cream. “Shut up and get out! Get out of my room!” I shove him backwards, “Get out!”
He doesn’t try and stay, he just gives me this sad sympathetic look and walks towards the door, “You’re only pissed because you know it’s true.” He says and then leaves.
“Liz? What’s going on in here?” My mom says and follows Michael downstairs, “Liz?” My dad walks into my room.
“I’m fine dad.” I try to mop up my face, “Please just leave me alone.”
“What did Michael say to you sweet pea?” He comes in further, “You want some ice cream?”
I laugh but it quickly turns into a sob. But I’m not in the mood for a father-daughter moment so I just walk over to my bathroom and lock myself in. Then I start the shower so my dad will leave. Sometime later I walk out and climb into bed, but I don’t sleep at all.
SexyPixie05: life sucks
SoOriginal87: yup
SexyPixie05: and I feel like I’m gonna vomit
SoOriginal87: I hate that word, vomit. who the hell made that word up anyway?
SexyPixie05: who cares
SoOriginal87: I do
SexyPixie05: I don’t
SoOriginal87: I do
SexyPixie05: I don’t
SoOriginal87: do!
SexyPixie05: I’m not much for playing that game right now
SoOriginal87: so you talk to that guy?
SexyPixie05: yeah
SoOriginal87: and?
SexyPixie05: and what? he’s dating some other girl now, he said if it doesn’t work out with her he’ll give me a call
SoOriginal87: what an ass
SexyPixie05: yep, so what about you?
SoOriginal87: I haven’t spoken to any male in 24 hours, unless you count my dad or my teacher
SexyPixie05: which I don’t
SoOriginal87: I hate how Michael always has to take matters into his own hands
SoOriginal87: I didn’t ask him to stick his big fat nose in my business
SexyPixie05: well, I’m sorry but I’m glad he did. You deserve better liz
SoOriginal87: do i? seriously because I don’t see any other guys trying to be with me
SexyPixie05: come here, I bet you’ll turn all these boys on! lol
SoOriginal87: lol
SexyPixie05: call me
SoOriginal87: can’t, I have zero minutes left
SexyPixie05: I hate you
SoOriginal87: blame verizon
SexyPixie05: I hate verizon
SoOriginal87: me too
It’s times like these when I really wish I had a dog. That way when I took my daily walks in the park I wouldn’t look like such a loner. I’ve really been on my dad’s case about getting me a dog since I took care of Michael’s moms Pomeranian, Bandit, a couple weeks ago. But instead, I walk along minding my own business when suddenly I’m beamed in the head by a soccer ball.
“Fucker!” I scream right before falling to the ground.
Black. Blue. Black. Blue. Camera one. Camera two. Camera one. Camera two. Great. Now let’s use them at the same time now shall we? Black. Blue sky. Blink. Blink.
“Liz?” Max’s voice jolts me from my eye tests.
I open both eyes and see his wonderful hovering above me. Then I feel the throbbing pain coming from the inside of my brain and touch the side of my face, “Ah!” I hiss in pain, “What the hell Max?” I sit up slowly.
And when I say slowly, I mean sloooowly. Cuz the world is ah spinnin and I’m not very comfortable with the spots that are currently dancing around my head. I sigh and close my eyes. I feel so tired, maybe I could just take a liiittle nap…
“LIZ!” Max shakes me (and my brain) awake. “Don’t fall asleep baby, you might have a concussion.”
“Dude that was crazy. Who kicked that ball anyways?” I hear someone else’s voice but all I see is blurry figures surrounding me. Male ones I can tell by the fact that no one has a shirt on. Unless I’ve stumbled onto a “girls gone wild” stage.
“I think it was Duncan but then again Logan was right there…”
“Dude! It doesn’t matter! Liz could freaking be brain dead!” I hear a familiar voice this time. Kyle Valenti.
“Lyle…” I smile at no one.
“See what I mean!” Kyle quickly lifts me up into his arms, “We are so going to the hospital.”
“Wait man, shouldn’t Max be the one to do that?” Duncan pipes up.
“And why is that?” Kyle turns around quickly, me still in his arms and flapping around like a rag doll. Just what exactly did they play soccer with? A freaking boulder!?
“Cuz that’s his woman.” Logan teases.
I feel a wave of nausea strike and push that baby back down. “Put me down.” I mumble to Kyle.
“Huh?” Kyle says to me. Or was it to Logan?
“Put me down.” I say a bit louder.
He sets my feet down gently but continues to hold me upright, “What do you mean she’s his woman?” Kyle asks the guys. “ I thought you were with…. Oooooh.” He stops as the light bulb above his head lights up, “Way to go man…” He laughs, “No wait.” He blurts as if realizing who the guilty parties are. I bet that light above his head is getting dimmer by the minute. “That’s not cool man, not when it concerns Liz.”
“Drama.” Logan and Duncan sing song at the same time, “We’ll just be over… here.” Duncan walks backwards and pulls Logan along with him. “Have fun kiddies!” Logan waggles his fingers at us.
I feel like such a call girl. “You told them?” I say to Max.
“Wait, let me explain.” Max stumbles over his explanations.
“Oh my god.” I shake my head, “He was right. I am just a dirty little secret.” I laugh to myself, “I feel so… Special.” I snort, “I mean, hello? Max Evans chose me, Liz Parker to be his very own girl on the side!”
“Liz it’s not like that and you know it.” Max snaps, “You mean so much more to me than that!”
“Bullshit!” I shout in his face, “Break up with Blair then!” I jerk away from Kyle and grab the fallen soccer ball.
“You know I can’t!” He shouts back at me, “God Liz why can’t you just work with me on this? I’m trying okay? I’m trying to make everyone here happy!”
“Well try harder dickwad!” I shriek and fling the soccer ball in Max’s face.
He deflects it of course. But when I hear Duncan, Logan and Kyle shout, “Ooooh!” I can’t help but feel just a little ounce of satisfaction.
SexyPixie05: still not talking to Michael?
SoOriginal87: still feeling nauseas?
SexyPixie05: well, glad to see both our lives still suck
SoOriginal87: yes, it is comforting in it’s own sick and twisted way
SexyPixie05: see, I can be sick and twisted. you don’t have to count on just Michael to “get” you
SoOriginal87: I never meant anything like that maria
SexyPixie05: I know, but I still got miffed when you said that
SoOriginal87: sorry
SexyPixie05: all in the past my friend, so you really throw that ball in Max’s face?
SoOriginal87: wish I could say it broke his nose but he smacked it away before that could happen
SexyPixie05: sorry
SoOriginal87: it’s okay, I’m debating whether it not to get Michael to kick his ass
SexyPixie05: do it!
SexyPixie05: and then video tape it
SexyPixie05: and make them do it with the sprinklers on so their all wet and glistening, no shirts allowed!
SoOriginal87: lol! Maria! You’re such a skank
SexyPixie05: ixnay on the skankay
SoOriginal87: my bad
SoOriginal87: if it makes you feel any better I’m a skank in the eyes of Roswell’s finest young men.
SexyPixie05: that’s not true
SoOriginal87: yeah it is, I can’t believe he fucking told them about us! Is nothing sacred anymore???
SexyPixie05: a secret is definitely not a secret these days
SoOriginal87: no, it’s not
SexyPixie05: I’m hungry
SoOriginal87: I thought you felt sick
SexyPixie05: I do but I’m still hungry
SoOriginal87: lol
SexyPixie05: I wonder if I could get Preston to make a Taco Bell run…
SoOriginal87: Jack in the Crack!
SexyPixie05: Oooooh! Good idea!
SoOriginal87: damn you and your personal driver!
SexyPixie05: don’t be jealous
SoOriginal87: oh I’m jealous alright
So after convincing my mother that I totally needed to get these English notes from a fellow classmate I jump in the SUV and make my way over to the nearest Jack in the Box drive thru. After my conversation with Maria I totally needed sustenance.
“Welcome to Jack in the Box, may I take your order?” Crrrrck!
“Yes you can, I’ll take a number 4 with cheese and curly fries.” I grin happily at the voice box.
“What kind of drink with that?” Crrrrck!
“Umm… Dr. Pepper, and can you make my meal a large size?” I add contemplating the Oreo milkshake I see plastered across the menu screen.
My total is said through the static and I move up one spot in line. It’s ridiculous how many people are in line at 12 midnight. How I convinced my mother to let me take the truck out this late with such a lame ass excuse is beyond me.
I move up just a tiny bit more in line so the person behind me can move up closer to the menu when I realize who’s in front of me. Shit.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!
Stay still and maybe he won’t see me. I stay perfectly still and hunch down in my seat. But it’s no use because I swear that boy has eyes not only in the back of his head but in a satellite in the sky.
He glares at me through his side mirror and not two seconds later my cell phone is buzzing. “What.” I bark.
“Hungry?” Michael teases.
“Not anymore.” I growl.
“Oh c’mon. You can’t still be mad. By now you should realize that it’s all for the best.” He says while he watches me in his mirror.
I sigh, “I really hate you, you know.”
“I know.” I see his head bob up and down.
“And I hope you choke on a fry.” I add.
“I won’t.” He laughs.
I close my eyes to look away from his reflection, “You can quit acting like Kyle didn’t already tell you what happened.”
“I was waiting for you to bring it up.” He moves his moms car up an inch.
“I thought you were gonna fix your car?” I change the subject.
“Engines shot. I need a new one.” He shrugs, “Want me to kick his ass?”
I smile, “No.” I shake my head.
“You sure? Cuz I can do that, in fact, Kyle even said he’d like a little of that action. Says it’s not fair to have your cake and eat it too.”
“Nice analogy.” I snort, “Still reading that ‘phrase of the day’ toilet paper?”
Michael chuckles softly then says more seriously, “You okay? I mean, really?”
I play with my moms keychain, “I dunno.”
“Listen, I don’t want to tell you this because I don’t want you getting any ideas but…” He sighs, “Max really does care about you.”
“Thanks Michael.” I say.
“Yeah.”
“Yeah.” I smile at him, “Now move up, I’m hungry.”
He laughs and drives up to pick up his food.
And as a side note, the reason some of this seems really ‘believable’ is because this situation has actually happen to me in reality. Yep, I was… DUN DUN DUN! The other woman! And let me tell you, the lies these guys come up with are so believable you find yourself doing things you thought you would never do…
Part 11 – The Affair
Date: 7/16/2005
From: "Liz" <PunkPrincess87@hotmail.com>
Subject: I’m having an affair
To: "Maria" <ImToxic@gmail.com>
I think I’m having an affair with Max Evans. I didn’t end up going to that party this past weekend and Logan didn’t even try and call me about that message Max left him. I saw him the other day at school and he smiled and waved like nothing ever happened. I was like, “…” and then I was like, “???” so yea, needless to say life is going on as if nothing out of the ordinary has happened. The only indication that life IS different is the fact that Blair is gone (off to Paris) and Max climbs up my fire escape every night. We talk for hours, sometimes we make out, but mostly we just sit there and talk. OH and by sit I mean he sits in my lawn chair and I sit on his lap and we cuddle.
God, what is wrong with me? I know this is bad. This is B-A-D! But I can’t help it! You try having your crush make your fantasies (well, the CLEAN ones) come true and then tell him to shove it. Well, I guess I’ll just take what I can get. I mean it’s not like I have anyone else in the running or have guys lining up at my door to date me. I know what you’re thinking, so don’t. I know you think I’m scum, I’m worse than scum, I’m a home wrecker! Maybe so, but I’ve never been this happy before. Well, except for the time I made Michael cry a couple Christmases ago when I broke his cd player cuz he wouldn’t let me eat the rest of his stocking candy. We were 12!
We never talk about Blair, we never talk about life at all when we talk. All we talk about is movies and life in general. Like, what we want to do when we graduate, what colleges and careers we wish for. It kinda feels weird sometimes, I mean, he has a girlfriend. A girlfriend who is infatuated with him, and lately I’m starting to think she suspects something. I don’t know how since me and Max don’t even talk to each other when we’re at school. I mean, we say hey in the halls but other than that… Besides, the girl isn’t even HERE! But she calls like every five minutes! She calls me then she calls Max then she calls me…
Maria! Help me! Every part of me knows this is wrong but I don’t know what I’ll do without him. God I sound so fucking pathetic! I’m gonna go because I’m depressing myself.
Love you, please still love me,
…Liz
Date: 7/16/2005
From: "Maria" <ImToxic@gmail.com>
Subject: RE: I’m having an affair
To: "Liz" <PunkPrincess87@hotmail.com>
Chica I don’t know where to start. I don’t know what to say, and I sure as hell can’t talk. Why? Because I have stolen lots of boyfriends in my past time. What can I say? I’m irresistible to men! Okay that’s a lie but whatever. I can speak from experience chica, this is bad news. It’s all just gonna blow up in your face sooner or later. You need to stay away from Max. Oh and another thing? Max Evans is so lucky I live on this side of the country or I would so personally kick his ass.
Now let’s get to my drama because the world does not revolve around Liz Parker, it’s revolves around Maria Deluca. Okay? Okay, so here’s what happened. Preston and I went out this past weekend, because I thought you were going to that party so I felt like I had to party too so that the next tome we talked I we could be like remember that one party? And we could like totally pretend it was the same party only we were on separate parts of the room. I know, sad.
But anyways, I met this guy. He was so hot Liz you would totally be drooling. He’s like… Remember Colin Farrell in “A Home at the end of the World” ??? Remember when he first cut his long hair? Yeah well this guy looks nothing like that but Colin sure did look really hot in that movie right? Haha! Anyways we kinda… We kinda hooked up. Shut up! Shut up! You know I’m not like that! You KNOW this! But I was so wasted cuz Preston kept giving me drinks that he mixed cuz he was totally experimenting the entire night at the bar (yeah the girl who had the party is totally rich and she had her OWN bar) and the next thing I know this really hot guy is kissing me and I’m kissing him. Then the next thing I remember from that is waking up in someone’s bed… alone. Yeah, so now I feel like a total slut and Preston feel completely responsible (which he so should) since he gave me so many drinks.
Luckily no one has found out about my little one night stand and I’m SO glad for that. Can you imagine the rumors? I already gotta live with the fact that everyone knows bout my parents and then this? I can only take one rumor per year and given the choice I so choose the divorce rumor. Which actually isn’t even a rumor, it’s true. Ugh, whatever. So yeah, there you go. You’re best friend is a major slut whore who sleeps with guys she doesn’t know and doesn’t even remember the next day.
LIZ PARKER! How DARE you agree with what I just said! You should so be calling me right now saying, “Oh Maria I can’t believe that jerk take advantage of you like that!” I’m taking all this pretty well I think. I mean, I only cried like one time and that was alone in the shower. Oh and another thing?
I’m starting to remember that night. Yep. I remember the name “Brice Adams” and I remember a hot guy with a fucking CUT body. I remember that because I remember how good it felt when it was pressed up against my own. TMI? Oh shut up. God. I feel so dirty. Call me, okay? Fuck Verizon and your lack of a good minute plan. I need to hear your voice.
Luv,
-Maria
Why is it that boys complicate everything? My short yet important conversation with Maria was full of tears and fears. I cried because I was ashamed of myself and Maria cried because she was ashamed of herself and then Preston started crying because he said everyone was crying and it was all just too emotional. Max hasn’t come to my window in two days and though that’s technically a good thing I want to know why. Why isn’t he here?
I sit here on my balcony and stare up at the stars by myself. Alone. Michael’s been really clingy lately I’ve noticed. He won’t leave me alone for like three seconds. Ever since I left school without telling him he’s been like this non-stop overprotective brother figure. It’s annoying and if he doesn’t quit it I’m going to have to make him pay. Alex, well, Alex is currently tutoring Isabel Evans in English because her grammar sucks. My grammar sucks too but when I asked Alex to help me he said to watch Sesame Street instead. Gee thanks Al, I feel so special… Ed.
I glance down at my watch and read: 11:43p.m. and call it a night. I’m getting mosquito bites waiting out here. If I get West Nile I’m kicking some ass. I climb through my window and shut it behind me. When I face the room I just about have a heart attack.
“Michael!” I hiss, “What the hell?”
“I know.” He says.
“What you did last summer?” I tease and walk towards my bathroom to brush my teeth.
“I know Liz.” He follows me inside.
I squint from the minty tang taste when I start to brush and wave Michael away, “Go!” I gripe. I finish brushing my teeth and walk out of the bathroom, “Okay, what?” I set my hands on my sleeping spongebob covered hips.
“Quit the act Liz, I know about you and Max.” Michael snaps and sits on my bed, “What the fuck are you thinking?”
Whoa. I’m more trapped than a deer caught in headlights. I’m more busted than a piñata. I’m in deeper shit than a sewer. I’m more screwed than Paris Hilton.
“Well?” He looks at me for answers.
I have none. So I play dumb. “Whaaaa??” I grimace, “Psh, nah man. I don’t even know what you mean. You must be crazy.”
“Elizabeth Claudia Parker!”
“It’s my life!” I scream.
“No it’s not! Until you’re 18, your ass is mine! And you will do as I say if you want to continue to live under my roof!” He shoved a finger in my face.
I blink back at him and go over what he just said in my mind. Yes, he did in fact say live under my roof, okay. I’m not crazy. He is.
“So here’s how it’s gonna go. Max has already been dealt with and will no longer continue to lead you on in any way, shape, or form. If I see him anywhere near, and I mean even if he accidentally bumps into you in the halls. I’m going to fucking murder him. Do you understand me Liz? Because it don’t get any more serious than this.”
“Michael, mind your own damn business!” I shriek, “You are not my father and this is not your house or your—your roof! So butt out of my life!”
“Fine.” He nods.
“Thank you.” I sigh.
“I’m not your dad. You’re right. I’m not. So then let’s get him involved. You stay here, I’ll be right back.” He goes for the door and I dodge to tackle him down but he’s so determined that I slam into the door instead and slide down to lie flat on my stomach.
Michael pulls me up to my feet, “I can’t let you do this Liz. You’re gonna get hurt. You’re gonna get hurt and then I’m gonna have to kill my ex-best friend.”
“You guys really aren’t talking still?” I ask quietly. I’ve made a deal with myself. If I make it through this conversation without crying I’ll go down stairs and eat a big bowl of mint n chip ice cream with all the yummies. Whipped cream, a cherry, sprinkles, fudge, peanuts…
“No. We’re still not talking. We’re not even friends.” He growls.
“Michael,” I pause and take a deep breath. Sprinkles! Whipped cream! Do it for the cherry! “Michael, why are you doing this? Don’t you even care about how I feel?”
“DUH!” He shouts, I wonder why my parents haven’t come in my room from all the shouting. They must really be dead asleep. “If I didn’t care would I have gone through all this trouble? I had to find this out through Alex! Who heard it from Isabel! The only reason she’s not spreading that round like a wildfire is because Max has threatened to spread shit around about her. And the only reason I know that is because I went down to Max’s house and blew up.”
“Oh Michael,” I cover my face, “Why did you do that?” I groan.
“Look, I know you’ve had a crush on Max since forever but this entire situation should be living proof that he’s not all that. What kind of guy has a girlfriend and a whatever you are on the side?” He shakes his head, “What do you think you are to him Liz? You’re a dirty little secret.”
Sprinkles, cherries, ice cream…
“If he really liked you he’d be with you. Why isn’t he with you Liz?” He snorts, “Think about Blair, I thought you guys were friends.”
Whipped cream and peanuts…
“And another thing?” He pulls my hands from my face and stares straight at me, “What do you think is gonna happen when Blair comes back? You think Max is still gonna climb up onto your balcony and whisper sweet nothings in your ear? I don’t think so.”
“SHUT UP!” I scream, which turns into a sob. Fuck the ice cream. “Shut up and get out! Get out of my room!” I shove him backwards, “Get out!”
He doesn’t try and stay, he just gives me this sad sympathetic look and walks towards the door, “You’re only pissed because you know it’s true.” He says and then leaves.
“Liz? What’s going on in here?” My mom says and follows Michael downstairs, “Liz?” My dad walks into my room.
“I’m fine dad.” I try to mop up my face, “Please just leave me alone.”
“What did Michael say to you sweet pea?” He comes in further, “You want some ice cream?”
I laugh but it quickly turns into a sob. But I’m not in the mood for a father-daughter moment so I just walk over to my bathroom and lock myself in. Then I start the shower so my dad will leave. Sometime later I walk out and climb into bed, but I don’t sleep at all.
SexyPixie05: life sucks
SoOriginal87: yup
SexyPixie05: and I feel like I’m gonna vomit
SoOriginal87: I hate that word, vomit. who the hell made that word up anyway?
SexyPixie05: who cares
SoOriginal87: I do
SexyPixie05: I don’t
SoOriginal87: I do
SexyPixie05: I don’t
SoOriginal87: do!
SexyPixie05: I’m not much for playing that game right now
SoOriginal87: so you talk to that guy?
SexyPixie05: yeah
SoOriginal87: and?
SexyPixie05: and what? he’s dating some other girl now, he said if it doesn’t work out with her he’ll give me a call
SoOriginal87: what an ass
SexyPixie05: yep, so what about you?
SoOriginal87: I haven’t spoken to any male in 24 hours, unless you count my dad or my teacher
SexyPixie05: which I don’t
SoOriginal87: I hate how Michael always has to take matters into his own hands
SoOriginal87: I didn’t ask him to stick his big fat nose in my business
SexyPixie05: well, I’m sorry but I’m glad he did. You deserve better liz
SoOriginal87: do i? seriously because I don’t see any other guys trying to be with me
SexyPixie05: come here, I bet you’ll turn all these boys on! lol
SoOriginal87: lol
SexyPixie05: call me
SoOriginal87: can’t, I have zero minutes left
SexyPixie05: I hate you
SoOriginal87: blame verizon
SexyPixie05: I hate verizon
SoOriginal87: me too
It’s times like these when I really wish I had a dog. That way when I took my daily walks in the park I wouldn’t look like such a loner. I’ve really been on my dad’s case about getting me a dog since I took care of Michael’s moms Pomeranian, Bandit, a couple weeks ago. But instead, I walk along minding my own business when suddenly I’m beamed in the head by a soccer ball.
“Fucker!” I scream right before falling to the ground.
Black. Blue. Black. Blue. Camera one. Camera two. Camera one. Camera two. Great. Now let’s use them at the same time now shall we? Black. Blue sky. Blink. Blink.
“Liz?” Max’s voice jolts me from my eye tests.
I open both eyes and see his wonderful hovering above me. Then I feel the throbbing pain coming from the inside of my brain and touch the side of my face, “Ah!” I hiss in pain, “What the hell Max?” I sit up slowly.
And when I say slowly, I mean sloooowly. Cuz the world is ah spinnin and I’m not very comfortable with the spots that are currently dancing around my head. I sigh and close my eyes. I feel so tired, maybe I could just take a liiittle nap…
“LIZ!” Max shakes me (and my brain) awake. “Don’t fall asleep baby, you might have a concussion.”
“Dude that was crazy. Who kicked that ball anyways?” I hear someone else’s voice but all I see is blurry figures surrounding me. Male ones I can tell by the fact that no one has a shirt on. Unless I’ve stumbled onto a “girls gone wild” stage.
“I think it was Duncan but then again Logan was right there…”
“Dude! It doesn’t matter! Liz could freaking be brain dead!” I hear a familiar voice this time. Kyle Valenti.
“Lyle…” I smile at no one.
“See what I mean!” Kyle quickly lifts me up into his arms, “We are so going to the hospital.”
“Wait man, shouldn’t Max be the one to do that?” Duncan pipes up.
“And why is that?” Kyle turns around quickly, me still in his arms and flapping around like a rag doll. Just what exactly did they play soccer with? A freaking boulder!?
“Cuz that’s his woman.” Logan teases.
I feel a wave of nausea strike and push that baby back down. “Put me down.” I mumble to Kyle.
“Huh?” Kyle says to me. Or was it to Logan?
“Put me down.” I say a bit louder.
He sets my feet down gently but continues to hold me upright, “What do you mean she’s his woman?” Kyle asks the guys. “ I thought you were with…. Oooooh.” He stops as the light bulb above his head lights up, “Way to go man…” He laughs, “No wait.” He blurts as if realizing who the guilty parties are. I bet that light above his head is getting dimmer by the minute. “That’s not cool man, not when it concerns Liz.”
“Drama.” Logan and Duncan sing song at the same time, “We’ll just be over… here.” Duncan walks backwards and pulls Logan along with him. “Have fun kiddies!” Logan waggles his fingers at us.
I feel like such a call girl. “You told them?” I say to Max.
“Wait, let me explain.” Max stumbles over his explanations.
“Oh my god.” I shake my head, “He was right. I am just a dirty little secret.” I laugh to myself, “I feel so… Special.” I snort, “I mean, hello? Max Evans chose me, Liz Parker to be his very own girl on the side!”
“Liz it’s not like that and you know it.” Max snaps, “You mean so much more to me than that!”
“Bullshit!” I shout in his face, “Break up with Blair then!” I jerk away from Kyle and grab the fallen soccer ball.
“You know I can’t!” He shouts back at me, “God Liz why can’t you just work with me on this? I’m trying okay? I’m trying to make everyone here happy!”
“Well try harder dickwad!” I shriek and fling the soccer ball in Max’s face.
He deflects it of course. But when I hear Duncan, Logan and Kyle shout, “Ooooh!” I can’t help but feel just a little ounce of satisfaction.
SexyPixie05: still not talking to Michael?
SoOriginal87: still feeling nauseas?
SexyPixie05: well, glad to see both our lives still suck
SoOriginal87: yes, it is comforting in it’s own sick and twisted way
SexyPixie05: see, I can be sick and twisted. you don’t have to count on just Michael to “get” you
SoOriginal87: I never meant anything like that maria
SexyPixie05: I know, but I still got miffed when you said that
SoOriginal87: sorry
SexyPixie05: all in the past my friend, so you really throw that ball in Max’s face?
SoOriginal87: wish I could say it broke his nose but he smacked it away before that could happen
SexyPixie05: sorry
SoOriginal87: it’s okay, I’m debating whether it not to get Michael to kick his ass
SexyPixie05: do it!
SexyPixie05: and then video tape it
SexyPixie05: and make them do it with the sprinklers on so their all wet and glistening, no shirts allowed!
SoOriginal87: lol! Maria! You’re such a skank
SexyPixie05: ixnay on the skankay
SoOriginal87: my bad
SoOriginal87: if it makes you feel any better I’m a skank in the eyes of Roswell’s finest young men.
SexyPixie05: that’s not true
SoOriginal87: yeah it is, I can’t believe he fucking told them about us! Is nothing sacred anymore???
SexyPixie05: a secret is definitely not a secret these days
SoOriginal87: no, it’s not
SexyPixie05: I’m hungry
SoOriginal87: I thought you felt sick
SexyPixie05: I do but I’m still hungry
SoOriginal87: lol
SexyPixie05: I wonder if I could get Preston to make a Taco Bell run…
SoOriginal87: Jack in the Crack!
SexyPixie05: Oooooh! Good idea!
SoOriginal87: damn you and your personal driver!
SexyPixie05: don’t be jealous
SoOriginal87: oh I’m jealous alright
So after convincing my mother that I totally needed to get these English notes from a fellow classmate I jump in the SUV and make my way over to the nearest Jack in the Box drive thru. After my conversation with Maria I totally needed sustenance.
“Welcome to Jack in the Box, may I take your order?” Crrrrck!
“Yes you can, I’ll take a number 4 with cheese and curly fries.” I grin happily at the voice box.
“What kind of drink with that?” Crrrrck!
“Umm… Dr. Pepper, and can you make my meal a large size?” I add contemplating the Oreo milkshake I see plastered across the menu screen.
My total is said through the static and I move up one spot in line. It’s ridiculous how many people are in line at 12 midnight. How I convinced my mother to let me take the truck out this late with such a lame ass excuse is beyond me.
I move up just a tiny bit more in line so the person behind me can move up closer to the menu when I realize who’s in front of me. Shit.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!
Stay still and maybe he won’t see me. I stay perfectly still and hunch down in my seat. But it’s no use because I swear that boy has eyes not only in the back of his head but in a satellite in the sky.
He glares at me through his side mirror and not two seconds later my cell phone is buzzing. “What.” I bark.
“Hungry?” Michael teases.
“Not anymore.” I growl.
“Oh c’mon. You can’t still be mad. By now you should realize that it’s all for the best.” He says while he watches me in his mirror.
I sigh, “I really hate you, you know.”
“I know.” I see his head bob up and down.
“And I hope you choke on a fry.” I add.
“I won’t.” He laughs.
I close my eyes to look away from his reflection, “You can quit acting like Kyle didn’t already tell you what happened.”
“I was waiting for you to bring it up.” He moves his moms car up an inch.
“I thought you were gonna fix your car?” I change the subject.
“Engines shot. I need a new one.” He shrugs, “Want me to kick his ass?”
I smile, “No.” I shake my head.
“You sure? Cuz I can do that, in fact, Kyle even said he’d like a little of that action. Says it’s not fair to have your cake and eat it too.”
“Nice analogy.” I snort, “Still reading that ‘phrase of the day’ toilet paper?”
Michael chuckles softly then says more seriously, “You okay? I mean, really?”
I play with my moms keychain, “I dunno.”
“Listen, I don’t want to tell you this because I don’t want you getting any ideas but…” He sighs, “Max really does care about you.”
“Thanks Michael.” I say.
“Yeah.”
“Yeah.” I smile at him, “Now move up, I’m hungry.”
He laughs and drives up to pick up his food.