Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:19 am
Chapter 21: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
During their courtship, David Parker had called Claudia Meuser a ‘shining star’. She commanded every room she entered, her natural light impossible to resist. The moment Claudia stepped through the doorway at La Casa de la Vida, arms spread wide and a brilliant smile on her face, she was swarmed.
Parker kid after Parker kid (including her own son) raced into Claudia’s arms. “Oh how I missed all of my babies!”
David Parker stepped in the house behind his wife, shutting the door behind him. Spotting Max and Isabel off to the side, he went over to introduce himself. “Claudia can be a bit overwhelming at first meeting. Actually, she can be overwhelming at every meeting, come to think of it. I’m David…Jeff’s father and grandfather to these hooligans.” David motioned to the large group behind him without turning around, his thumb resembling a hitchhiker’s.
Max took his hand first, then Isabel. “I’m Max Evans and this is my sister Isabel. Michael’s my-”
“Roommate, I know. And you, Isabel, would be Liz’s roommate, am I right?” At Isabel’s surprised nod, he added, “We’re very close to our grandchildren. They keep us abreast of any and all changes in their lives. If they didn’t, knowing Claudia, she’d hunt them down until they told her every last deep, dark secret they had. She always has had a singular effect on people.” David Parker had an ease about his manner that Max and Isabel found to be instantly comforting. He reminded them of Jeff and in smaller ways, each of the Parker kids.
“So you used to run Parker Vineyards?”
David nodded at Max. “I did. I handed the reigns over to Jeff just before he married Nancy. His love for this vineyard rivals my grandfather’s, I’ll tell you that. And I wasn’t wrong either. This vineyard has flourished under his care.”
“DAVID!”
“I believe that scream is for me.” David winked at Max and Isabel and walked over to his wife. “Yes dear?”
“Didn’t you notice?” Claudia motioned frantically in the general area of her grandchildren, and had David spent any less time married to Claudia, he probably would have had no idea what she was getting on about.
“You mean the three casts? Or were you talking about the stitches? Or are we talking about Michael’s rather strange decision to grow his hair out. I have to confess Mike, I like it better short.”
“Yeah? It is lower maintenance that way.”
“I think it suits you. You have to be careful with the length of your hair. Although you can pull it off much easier than Kyle and Alex can.”
Alex nodded. “It’s true. I start to look like a hobo if my hair gets too long. Kyle looks better than I do with longer hair.”
“You think?” Kyle ran the fingers of his left hand through his short hair.
“Definitely.” Liz nodded, scrutinizing the brother nearest to her.
“Are we done?” Claudia was tapping her foot impatiently, waiting for the makeshift sketch in front of her to end. They all knew they had pushed the limit and stopped, smiling. “Now, does someone want to tell me what happened and why my grandchildren are encased in plaster?”
Michael threw up his hands and went to stand by Max and Isabel. “Well that eliminates me. I’m not plastered or stitched.”
Liz rolled her eyes. “Thanks so much for the support, big brother.” Michael winked in response, knowing full well that avoiding a Grandma Claudia interrogation was akin to an executioner saying, ‘I’m sorry sir. Someone mixed up the paperwork. Guess you’ll just have to sit out the firing squad this time.’
He was bound to face her eventually about something or another, but this round he got to watch.
“Kyle…you want to start? Yours is easier.”
Kyle nodded at Liz. “I got a hairline fracture of my wrist in practice. I’m supposed to go to the doctor today so he can re-evaluate it. Depending on how quickly I heal, I may get my cast off today. It was a regular training accident. It won’t affect baseball. I have no other injuries.” Claudia looked Kyle up and down, as if scrutinizing his words. Satisfied he had told the truth, she waved him away. Kyle breathed a sigh of relief and turned wide eyes to his sister as he walked away. It was Liz’s turn. If anyone could keep up with Claudia, it was Liz.
This was going to be fun to watch.
Claudia and Liz stared each other down, questions and answers coming as quickly as machine gun fire. It was clear, if anything, that this wasn’t the first time at the dance for either woman.
“Soooo…” Claudia raised an eyebrow.
“Car accident. How long are you staying?”
“Just today. We leave tonight. When?”
“The twenty-sixth. How was your trip?”
“Still on it. So far so good. Was it your fault?”
“No, no ones. Man who hit us had the sun in his eyes. Did you have a nice Christmas?”
“Yes. Missed all of you. What about Alex?”
“Passenger seat. I was driving. What did you see?”
“The Eiffel Tower was lovely. Beautiful construction. What about the stitches?”
“Same accident. My head hit the steering wheel. Alex’s hit the door. Also have stitches in my side. Had surgery. Spleen removed. I’m fine. Did you speak French while you were there?”
“Naturally. When are the stitches removed?”
“Forehead, a few days. Side, about nine. Did you bring us back anything?”
“Of course, I’m a grandmother. Glad to know you’re okay.”
Claudia and Liz nodded in time, the conversation done. They turned away from one another to regard the remainder of the group and found them all looking at the two of them with expressions varying from amusement to astonishment.
Alex leaned toward his twin and muttered, “Thank you. She still scares me a little.”
“My pleasure. Although, you are twenty years old, Alex. One of these days you’re going to have to face your fears.”
“I’ll take base jumping over a Grandma Claudia interrogation any day.”
Liz laughed at him and walked over to Max and Isabel. “Grandma…may I introduce Max and Isabel Evans? Max…Izzy…this is our grandma Claudia.”
Claudia eyed each of them in turn, but swept Isabel into her arms first. After a semi-startled Isabel was released, Claudia held her at arms length, clasping the younger woman’s hands in hers. “Gorgeous. Lizzy…you told me she was beautiful but you didn’t even scratch the surface. I bet you’re talented too. What do you love to do?” Isabel stuttered, searching for her answer. “Oh never mind me, I’m just an old lady who’s too nosy for her own good. Or anyone else’s for that matter.”
Kyle muttered under his breath, his eyes searching the floor. “No kidding.”
“Kyle Edward…are you sassing your grandmother?” Claudia raised an eyebrow at him.
“Absolutely not. I have a much larger sense of self-preservation than that.”
“I thought so.” Claudia turned her attention back to the Evans siblings, the corners of her lips raised in a small smile. She winked at them and looked at Max for a moment before pulling him into a hug. He had been expecting it, so he wasn’t nearly as startled as Isabel, but there was something about someone you didn’t know hugging you at first meet that kept Max just a little off-center. When Claudia pulled away, she asked Max, “So you’d be Michael’s roommate?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Oh sweetheart, don’t ma’am me. It makes me feel old.”
David came up behind his wife and placed a hand on her lower back. “Honey…you are old.”
Claudia turned to look at him and smiled, sighing softly. “But it’s been one heck of a life, hasn’t it?”
“The best.” David closed his eyes and kissed his wife softly.
“Why don’t we all go out for lunch? Kyle, your appointment is at eleven, right?” Kyle nodded at his sister. “You can go to your appointment and then meet us at…how does Antonio’s sound?” Liz looked around the room and anyone who had an opinion nodded.
Alex’s stomach growled and he looked down. “Speaking of food…Mike?” Alex turned pleading eyes to his oldest brother and Michael laughed.
“What would you all do if I weren’t here to cook?”
Jeff clapped a hand on the right shoulder of his oldest son and squeezed lightly. Michael turned his head to the left to look at his father. “Most of our food would be burned, flavorless and probably unfit for human consumption. I’d imagine we’d eat a lot of sandwiches.” Michael smiled at his father.
Truth was, Jeff was a fair cook in his own right. It was simply that Michael enjoyed cooking so much, Jeff had handed off the duties to his son years ago.
He had done it, in fact, just about a month after Nancy died. Jeff had sensed that Michael was a bit adrift; searching for his role in the family again after life had sent all of them in an unexpected direction. One suggested lunch turned into breakfast every weekend and breakfast every weekend turned into dinner every night. It had never been forced and it had never been enforced, it was simply the way it had grown to be.
It didn’t take long before it felt as if it had always been that way.
“Okay Al…your choice. What are we having?”
-:-:-:-
“No…it’s true! I swear!”
The entire table was shaking with laughter, remnants of fruit salad and egg sandwiches on white plates pushed toward the center of the table. Max was shaking his head, his left hand resting on the table in front of him. “No way, Alex. Uh uh. No way that’s true.”
Kyle was laughing too, but found a space between his laughs to say, “He’s telling the truth Max.”
Max looked to Michael, expecting his roommate to give him the truth. And he did, nodding as he himself laughed, but it wasn’t the answer Max had wanted. No way was what Alex had said true. “Alex may be many things-”
“You know…I’m not quite sure whether I should be offended by that or not.” Alex scrunched his forehead in thought.
Michael continued to laugh. “Alex may be many things, but a liar isn’t one of them. He’s telling the truth Max. The song Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer could have been inspired by our grandma.”
The whole table erupted again, some of its residents barely able to contain themselves, and Claudia decided that enough, at this point, was enough. This debate could go on forever. “I’m afraid it is, in fact, true. In one of those freakishly hilarious moments you only hear about in a David Letterman monologue, I was once run over by a reindeer walking home from their house Christmas Eve. I believe Liz and Alex were six years old at the time. Their grandpa spent days attempting to convince them that Santa wasn’t trying to kill their grandmother.”
Liz’s head dropped to rest on Max’s shoulder, her words partially muffled by Max’s shirt and partially by her laughter as she said, “We were so upset…do you remember that Alex?”
“Remember that? It took days for grandpa to persuade us that Santa wasn’t some evil twit who was hell-bent on killing off grandmas as part of some world takeover.”
Kyle laughed as he stood. “Okay, as fun as this is, I have to go see a man with a large saw about an arm. I’ll see all of you later at the restaurant.” As Kyle walked out the door, the rest of the younger people in the room stood, grabbing the plates. Michael did his part cleaning up the table, clearing his own plate and glass and those of the person nearest him before he silently slipped out the kitchen door and into the family room.
When Kyle came down the large staircase about ten minutes later, he spotted Michael leaning on the wall by the front door, waiting for him. Kyle could have been surprised but he wasn’t. Actually, Kyle had expected it. Michael had always been known for his protector instincts, even before their mom had passed, and he hadn’t been there when Kyle had fractured it. He just wanted to be there to make sure everything was okay, perhaps assuaging his own guilt a little for living so far away from his brother.
Michael waited for Kyle to walk through the front door before he too walked through it. Neither brother said a word as they climbed in the car and Michael turned the key in the ignition, starting the engine.
-:-:-:-
The seven person party walked down the sidewalk, the restaurant a few blocks away their destination. The day was nice, chilly but nice, and the family had decided to walk. Alex and Isabel led the front of the pack, Alex’s legs swinging as his crutches propelled him forward.
They were locked in a conversation about something or another and every once in a while Liz, who was walking behind them, would catch one of them looking down at the other’s hand, wanting to hold it but knowing the idea impossible. As if to compensate, as they walked they moved closer and closer to one another until finally Isabel was as close as she could get without tripping over Alex’s right crutch.
Liz and Max were next. As soon as they had exited the car, Max’s hand had reached for Liz’s, consciously wanting to be connected to her in some way, however small. They were walking as close to one another as possible, content to walk together in silence. Max brought their joined hands up and held them against his chest as they watched Alex and Isabel in front of them and smiled.
Behind them Claudia sighed, her right arm looped through her son’s and her left through her husband’s.
“Mom…you alright?” Jeff turned concerned eyes to his mother, who was staring at the two groups walking in front of them.
“I was only blessed with one child, and I couldn’t have asked for a better one.” Claudia looked into her son’s eyes, a bittersweet smile gracing her lips. “But I like to think if I had been lucky enough to have more, that they would have ended up something like your children. I know I say this every time I see you, but they are amazing creatures sweetheart.”
Jeff smiled, tightening his hold on his mother’s arm. “Thank you. I am indeed a lucky man.”
“And they’re in love, aren’t they? All of them?”
“I can say with absolute certainty that three of them are. The fourth will come in time, I think. If I’m guessing right, we won’t have to wait long for him to catch up.”
“And how does it feel?”
“Truly amazing.”
The three smiled widely and walked on. They were stopped moments later when Liz called out, “Tess!” Tess waved widely, smiling, and looked both ways before crossing the street, joining Liz and Max.
“So I hesitate to ask, but…”
Tess nodded in understanding. “It’s okay. She’s back home in Atlanta with our mom and dad. Grandpa gave her a thorough verbal lashing. I think she’ll be under house arrest for a few months at least. I started to feel bad for her but then I remembered all the other things she’s gotten away with over the years and I just couldn’t help but feel happy that she was caught. Maybe now she’ll start to learn there are consequences to her actions.” Liz and Max nodded. “You know Liz…once again I just want to tell you how sorry I am.”
Liz shook her head. “Tess, it’s really not necessary. It’s not your fault your sister’s a…brat.”
Tess rolled her eyes and snorted. “Brat? You’re entirely too nice. I was going to say heinous bitch.”
“Okay…that too.” The three of them laughed as the large group reached the restaurant to find Maria standing outside. They all greeted her and Maria smiled, black purse dangling from her right hand.
“Thank you so much for inviting me.” Maria looked around subtly, but Alex caught it. She should have remembered that few things got by the Parkers. It was possible to sneak something past one of them, maybe even two, but once you reached the third, you were bound to get caught.
“He went with Kyle to, hopefully, get his cast off.” Alex smirked and Maria blushed slightly, fumbling her words a bit.
“I…I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Looking for a change in the direction of the conversation, she was pleased to see David and Claudia standing there as well. When Liz had called to invite her, she hadn’t mentioned that her grandparents were in town. “Hi David…hi Claudia. It’s nice to see you again. You probably don’t remember me. I’m-”
“Oh sweetheart…we’d never forget a lovely pixie like you.” Claudia and David walked over to Maria and wrapped her in a hug, making her smile instantly. “We’ve missed you. Walk in with us and tell us how you’ve been.” Maria, flanked by the elder Parkers, walked into the restaurant.
“You know…I wonder sometimes if there’s anyone who can turn around a conversation as well as grandma.” Alex turned to his twin and Liz nodded.
“She is a master at picking up human emotion. It’s probably why she excelled as a grief counselor for so long.”
Isabel turned to Liz, surprised. “She was a grief counselor? Wow. That must have been controversial for the time.”
“My mother’s never been one to follow convention, Isabel. And she has always loved helping people. It just seemed natural to her to help people in their worst moments, I suppose. My mother has the biggest heart of anyone you’ll ever meet.”
Isabel smiled and was about to respond when the group heard, “You know…I realize that I’m special, but you didn’t have to stand outside in the cold, waiting for little ‘ole me.” Kyle and Michael walked up and all eyes turned to Kyle’s right hand.
Kyle wiggled his fingers and his eyebrows, stepping up onto the sidewalk, and kissed Tess. “Look at me…plaster free!”
“He hasn’t shut up for the last five minutes about it. It’s a good thing the doctor’s office isn’t any further away or he may not have made it here in one piece.” Michael rolled his eyes and walked past them into the restaurant.
“Not to burst your bubble, Kyle, but we weren’t waiting for you. We were just finishing a conversation. Sorry honey.” Tess pecked Kyle on the lips and followed everyone else as they walked into the restaurant, leaving Kyle to take the rear.
Kyle opened the door, pausing before walking in, and called out, “Yeah…something tells me you aren’t that sorry!”
-:-:-:-
The lunch was fully underway, the Parker family in rare form. Apparently, David and Claudia were just as versed in the Parker way of conversation as Jeff and his kids. Maria, having spent time with the Parkers as a child, needed just a few minutes to tune up and was soon completely comfortable, swimming right along with the Parkers.
Though Tess had had little to no contact with the rapidity and sheer volume involved in a Parker conversation, she had always considered herself open to new experiences. And this was a new experience. Though she wasn’t comfortable, she wasn’t uncomfortable either, and she knew that comfort would come with time. Since she was expecting to know the Parkers for a very long time, she figured she wasn’t in any sort of a rush.
Isabel, for her part, may still have found herself daunted by the lively conversation going on around the table, but she was determined to jump in. Jeff’s philosophy was bouncing around in her head, asking her again and again ‘Why not try?’. Why not indeed?
Max, the last of the so-called non-Parkers, was feeling no such dread. Why would he when he had Liz’s small, warm hand in his left and the comforting reassurance of Michael’s presence to his right?
“I heard it tickles to have your cast sawed off.”
“Hey Lizzy…I need your help with a song.”
“So…anything new to report about the vineyard, Jeff?”
“I swear…it was the strangest thing. She actually apologized. I thought I’d died…or that maybe I was on one of those shows like Punk’d.”
“Speaking of songs…Maria, are we ever going to hear you sing?”
“Sure…what do you need?”
“It does…which I’ve always thought was a bit strange. I mean, it’s a saw…shouldn’t it hurt?”
“Claudia…I heard you were a grief counselor. That’s amazing.”
“Soon. Hopefully soon. I think I may be invited into a songwriter’s showcase.”
“I’ve finally decided to plant some Petit Verdot. I thought it was time.”
“Maybe she’s just growing up.”
“I want to hear a woman sing it. I don’t think it’s meant for a man’s voice, but I won’t know until you sing it.”
“I guess.”
“It was a wonderfully fulfilling time in my life Isabel. It isn’t the job for everyone, but it brought me such joy to help others.”
“That’s amazing, Maria!”
“I’d be happy to help.”
“That should add an exciting new dimension to the wines.”
“Yeah…maybe. But I wouldn’t hold my breath.”
“Any idea when that would be?”
“You know Isabel, you strike me as someone who would be good at grief counseling.”
“That’s the idea.”
“Is the song done?”
-:-:-:-
The group of eleven exited the restaurant, chattering happily. Claudia and David turned to the group, sad smiles on their faces. It was time for them to go.
“Liz…Alex…Michael…Kyle…walk us to our car, would you? Jeff…sweetheart…we love you.” Claudia and David pulled their son into a hug before hugging everyone else. When they had finished, they walked down the sidewalk and away from the now dwindling group, leading their grandchildren towards the rental car. Jeff stayed behind with everyone else, waiting for his children to return.
“You’re probably wondering why I wanted all four of you to walk us to our car.”
“Actually, I stopped wondering about your requests a long time ago.”
Claudia turned on her eldest grandchild. “That sounds like sass, Michael Andrew.” She paused and Michael wondered exactly how much of a tongue lashing he was in for. “But since it’s also most likely the truth, I’ll excuse it. This time.” She raised her eyebrow playfully and turned back around. Michael exhaled deeply and rolled his eyes.
“Kyle…would it be accurate for me to say that you’re in love?”
“Yes ma’am, it would.”
“Excellent. I hope you and Tess are very happy together. She seems like a wonderful woman.”
“She is.”
“Liz…I believe I might reasonably say that you, also, appear to have found your soul mate. And Alex…I think Isabel is it for you. So I just have a question for Michael.” Claudia turned on her heel, once again facing Michael, who had his eyebrows raised in question. He wasn’t terribly fond of where this conversation was inevitably going to lead, but he didn’t suppose he had much choice in the matter.
“Why are you dancing around Maria?”
Yep…that was the question he didn’t want to answer.
Michael vacillated and looked away, taking his time in answering his grandmother. Claudia, tired of even seconds of waiting took her grandson’s face in her hands, forcing him to look at her. “Listen to me. I want all of you to listen to me.” Though her hands were still firmly planted on either side of Michael’s face, she was looking back and forth at all of her grandchildren.
“When you find a love this honest, this true, this real…you hold on tight and you don’t let go. Love…like the kind your grandfather and I have…like the kind your parents had…is so rare. And I never want you to settle. Any of you. You deserve so much more than that. Promise me you’ll never settle.”
They all nodded in response and Claudia kissed and hugged them goodbye before stepping into the passenger side of the rental car. David watched her and paused a moment before he drew each of his grandchildren into a hug. Then he started to walk away but paused, turning back to face them.
“Ditto.” He winked at them and stepped into the driver’s side.
The Parker kids waved as their grandparents drove away, watching them until their car could no longer be seen.
“I’ll say it again. She’s scary.” They laughed, long and loud.
“Yeah…scary good.”
During their courtship, David Parker had called Claudia Meuser a ‘shining star’. She commanded every room she entered, her natural light impossible to resist. The moment Claudia stepped through the doorway at La Casa de la Vida, arms spread wide and a brilliant smile on her face, she was swarmed.
Parker kid after Parker kid (including her own son) raced into Claudia’s arms. “Oh how I missed all of my babies!”
David Parker stepped in the house behind his wife, shutting the door behind him. Spotting Max and Isabel off to the side, he went over to introduce himself. “Claudia can be a bit overwhelming at first meeting. Actually, she can be overwhelming at every meeting, come to think of it. I’m David…Jeff’s father and grandfather to these hooligans.” David motioned to the large group behind him without turning around, his thumb resembling a hitchhiker’s.
Max took his hand first, then Isabel. “I’m Max Evans and this is my sister Isabel. Michael’s my-”
“Roommate, I know. And you, Isabel, would be Liz’s roommate, am I right?” At Isabel’s surprised nod, he added, “We’re very close to our grandchildren. They keep us abreast of any and all changes in their lives. If they didn’t, knowing Claudia, she’d hunt them down until they told her every last deep, dark secret they had. She always has had a singular effect on people.” David Parker had an ease about his manner that Max and Isabel found to be instantly comforting. He reminded them of Jeff and in smaller ways, each of the Parker kids.
“So you used to run Parker Vineyards?”
David nodded at Max. “I did. I handed the reigns over to Jeff just before he married Nancy. His love for this vineyard rivals my grandfather’s, I’ll tell you that. And I wasn’t wrong either. This vineyard has flourished under his care.”
“DAVID!”
“I believe that scream is for me.” David winked at Max and Isabel and walked over to his wife. “Yes dear?”
“Didn’t you notice?” Claudia motioned frantically in the general area of her grandchildren, and had David spent any less time married to Claudia, he probably would have had no idea what she was getting on about.
“You mean the three casts? Or were you talking about the stitches? Or are we talking about Michael’s rather strange decision to grow his hair out. I have to confess Mike, I like it better short.”
“Yeah? It is lower maintenance that way.”
“I think it suits you. You have to be careful with the length of your hair. Although you can pull it off much easier than Kyle and Alex can.”
Alex nodded. “It’s true. I start to look like a hobo if my hair gets too long. Kyle looks better than I do with longer hair.”
“You think?” Kyle ran the fingers of his left hand through his short hair.
“Definitely.” Liz nodded, scrutinizing the brother nearest to her.
“Are we done?” Claudia was tapping her foot impatiently, waiting for the makeshift sketch in front of her to end. They all knew they had pushed the limit and stopped, smiling. “Now, does someone want to tell me what happened and why my grandchildren are encased in plaster?”
Michael threw up his hands and went to stand by Max and Isabel. “Well that eliminates me. I’m not plastered or stitched.”
Liz rolled her eyes. “Thanks so much for the support, big brother.” Michael winked in response, knowing full well that avoiding a Grandma Claudia interrogation was akin to an executioner saying, ‘I’m sorry sir. Someone mixed up the paperwork. Guess you’ll just have to sit out the firing squad this time.’
He was bound to face her eventually about something or another, but this round he got to watch.
“Kyle…you want to start? Yours is easier.”
Kyle nodded at Liz. “I got a hairline fracture of my wrist in practice. I’m supposed to go to the doctor today so he can re-evaluate it. Depending on how quickly I heal, I may get my cast off today. It was a regular training accident. It won’t affect baseball. I have no other injuries.” Claudia looked Kyle up and down, as if scrutinizing his words. Satisfied he had told the truth, she waved him away. Kyle breathed a sigh of relief and turned wide eyes to his sister as he walked away. It was Liz’s turn. If anyone could keep up with Claudia, it was Liz.
This was going to be fun to watch.
Claudia and Liz stared each other down, questions and answers coming as quickly as machine gun fire. It was clear, if anything, that this wasn’t the first time at the dance for either woman.
“Soooo…” Claudia raised an eyebrow.
“Car accident. How long are you staying?”
“Just today. We leave tonight. When?”
“The twenty-sixth. How was your trip?”
“Still on it. So far so good. Was it your fault?”
“No, no ones. Man who hit us had the sun in his eyes. Did you have a nice Christmas?”
“Yes. Missed all of you. What about Alex?”
“Passenger seat. I was driving. What did you see?”
“The Eiffel Tower was lovely. Beautiful construction. What about the stitches?”
“Same accident. My head hit the steering wheel. Alex’s hit the door. Also have stitches in my side. Had surgery. Spleen removed. I’m fine. Did you speak French while you were there?”
“Naturally. When are the stitches removed?”
“Forehead, a few days. Side, about nine. Did you bring us back anything?”
“Of course, I’m a grandmother. Glad to know you’re okay.”
Claudia and Liz nodded in time, the conversation done. They turned away from one another to regard the remainder of the group and found them all looking at the two of them with expressions varying from amusement to astonishment.
Alex leaned toward his twin and muttered, “Thank you. She still scares me a little.”
“My pleasure. Although, you are twenty years old, Alex. One of these days you’re going to have to face your fears.”
“I’ll take base jumping over a Grandma Claudia interrogation any day.”
Liz laughed at him and walked over to Max and Isabel. “Grandma…may I introduce Max and Isabel Evans? Max…Izzy…this is our grandma Claudia.”
Claudia eyed each of them in turn, but swept Isabel into her arms first. After a semi-startled Isabel was released, Claudia held her at arms length, clasping the younger woman’s hands in hers. “Gorgeous. Lizzy…you told me she was beautiful but you didn’t even scratch the surface. I bet you’re talented too. What do you love to do?” Isabel stuttered, searching for her answer. “Oh never mind me, I’m just an old lady who’s too nosy for her own good. Or anyone else’s for that matter.”
Kyle muttered under his breath, his eyes searching the floor. “No kidding.”
“Kyle Edward…are you sassing your grandmother?” Claudia raised an eyebrow at him.
“Absolutely not. I have a much larger sense of self-preservation than that.”
“I thought so.” Claudia turned her attention back to the Evans siblings, the corners of her lips raised in a small smile. She winked at them and looked at Max for a moment before pulling him into a hug. He had been expecting it, so he wasn’t nearly as startled as Isabel, but there was something about someone you didn’t know hugging you at first meet that kept Max just a little off-center. When Claudia pulled away, she asked Max, “So you’d be Michael’s roommate?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Oh sweetheart, don’t ma’am me. It makes me feel old.”
David came up behind his wife and placed a hand on her lower back. “Honey…you are old.”
Claudia turned to look at him and smiled, sighing softly. “But it’s been one heck of a life, hasn’t it?”
“The best.” David closed his eyes and kissed his wife softly.
“Why don’t we all go out for lunch? Kyle, your appointment is at eleven, right?” Kyle nodded at his sister. “You can go to your appointment and then meet us at…how does Antonio’s sound?” Liz looked around the room and anyone who had an opinion nodded.
Alex’s stomach growled and he looked down. “Speaking of food…Mike?” Alex turned pleading eyes to his oldest brother and Michael laughed.
“What would you all do if I weren’t here to cook?”
Jeff clapped a hand on the right shoulder of his oldest son and squeezed lightly. Michael turned his head to the left to look at his father. “Most of our food would be burned, flavorless and probably unfit for human consumption. I’d imagine we’d eat a lot of sandwiches.” Michael smiled at his father.
Truth was, Jeff was a fair cook in his own right. It was simply that Michael enjoyed cooking so much, Jeff had handed off the duties to his son years ago.
He had done it, in fact, just about a month after Nancy died. Jeff had sensed that Michael was a bit adrift; searching for his role in the family again after life had sent all of them in an unexpected direction. One suggested lunch turned into breakfast every weekend and breakfast every weekend turned into dinner every night. It had never been forced and it had never been enforced, it was simply the way it had grown to be.
It didn’t take long before it felt as if it had always been that way.
“Okay Al…your choice. What are we having?”
-:-:-:-
“No…it’s true! I swear!”
The entire table was shaking with laughter, remnants of fruit salad and egg sandwiches on white plates pushed toward the center of the table. Max was shaking his head, his left hand resting on the table in front of him. “No way, Alex. Uh uh. No way that’s true.”
Kyle was laughing too, but found a space between his laughs to say, “He’s telling the truth Max.”
Max looked to Michael, expecting his roommate to give him the truth. And he did, nodding as he himself laughed, but it wasn’t the answer Max had wanted. No way was what Alex had said true. “Alex may be many things-”
“You know…I’m not quite sure whether I should be offended by that or not.” Alex scrunched his forehead in thought.
Michael continued to laugh. “Alex may be many things, but a liar isn’t one of them. He’s telling the truth Max. The song Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer could have been inspired by our grandma.”
The whole table erupted again, some of its residents barely able to contain themselves, and Claudia decided that enough, at this point, was enough. This debate could go on forever. “I’m afraid it is, in fact, true. In one of those freakishly hilarious moments you only hear about in a David Letterman monologue, I was once run over by a reindeer walking home from their house Christmas Eve. I believe Liz and Alex were six years old at the time. Their grandpa spent days attempting to convince them that Santa wasn’t trying to kill their grandmother.”
Liz’s head dropped to rest on Max’s shoulder, her words partially muffled by Max’s shirt and partially by her laughter as she said, “We were so upset…do you remember that Alex?”
“Remember that? It took days for grandpa to persuade us that Santa wasn’t some evil twit who was hell-bent on killing off grandmas as part of some world takeover.”
Kyle laughed as he stood. “Okay, as fun as this is, I have to go see a man with a large saw about an arm. I’ll see all of you later at the restaurant.” As Kyle walked out the door, the rest of the younger people in the room stood, grabbing the plates. Michael did his part cleaning up the table, clearing his own plate and glass and those of the person nearest him before he silently slipped out the kitchen door and into the family room.
When Kyle came down the large staircase about ten minutes later, he spotted Michael leaning on the wall by the front door, waiting for him. Kyle could have been surprised but he wasn’t. Actually, Kyle had expected it. Michael had always been known for his protector instincts, even before their mom had passed, and he hadn’t been there when Kyle had fractured it. He just wanted to be there to make sure everything was okay, perhaps assuaging his own guilt a little for living so far away from his brother.
Michael waited for Kyle to walk through the front door before he too walked through it. Neither brother said a word as they climbed in the car and Michael turned the key in the ignition, starting the engine.
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The seven person party walked down the sidewalk, the restaurant a few blocks away their destination. The day was nice, chilly but nice, and the family had decided to walk. Alex and Isabel led the front of the pack, Alex’s legs swinging as his crutches propelled him forward.
They were locked in a conversation about something or another and every once in a while Liz, who was walking behind them, would catch one of them looking down at the other’s hand, wanting to hold it but knowing the idea impossible. As if to compensate, as they walked they moved closer and closer to one another until finally Isabel was as close as she could get without tripping over Alex’s right crutch.
Liz and Max were next. As soon as they had exited the car, Max’s hand had reached for Liz’s, consciously wanting to be connected to her in some way, however small. They were walking as close to one another as possible, content to walk together in silence. Max brought their joined hands up and held them against his chest as they watched Alex and Isabel in front of them and smiled.
Behind them Claudia sighed, her right arm looped through her son’s and her left through her husband’s.
“Mom…you alright?” Jeff turned concerned eyes to his mother, who was staring at the two groups walking in front of them.
“I was only blessed with one child, and I couldn’t have asked for a better one.” Claudia looked into her son’s eyes, a bittersweet smile gracing her lips. “But I like to think if I had been lucky enough to have more, that they would have ended up something like your children. I know I say this every time I see you, but they are amazing creatures sweetheart.”
Jeff smiled, tightening his hold on his mother’s arm. “Thank you. I am indeed a lucky man.”
“And they’re in love, aren’t they? All of them?”
“I can say with absolute certainty that three of them are. The fourth will come in time, I think. If I’m guessing right, we won’t have to wait long for him to catch up.”
“And how does it feel?”
“Truly amazing.”
The three smiled widely and walked on. They were stopped moments later when Liz called out, “Tess!” Tess waved widely, smiling, and looked both ways before crossing the street, joining Liz and Max.
“So I hesitate to ask, but…”
Tess nodded in understanding. “It’s okay. She’s back home in Atlanta with our mom and dad. Grandpa gave her a thorough verbal lashing. I think she’ll be under house arrest for a few months at least. I started to feel bad for her but then I remembered all the other things she’s gotten away with over the years and I just couldn’t help but feel happy that she was caught. Maybe now she’ll start to learn there are consequences to her actions.” Liz and Max nodded. “You know Liz…once again I just want to tell you how sorry I am.”
Liz shook her head. “Tess, it’s really not necessary. It’s not your fault your sister’s a…brat.”
Tess rolled her eyes and snorted. “Brat? You’re entirely too nice. I was going to say heinous bitch.”
“Okay…that too.” The three of them laughed as the large group reached the restaurant to find Maria standing outside. They all greeted her and Maria smiled, black purse dangling from her right hand.
“Thank you so much for inviting me.” Maria looked around subtly, but Alex caught it. She should have remembered that few things got by the Parkers. It was possible to sneak something past one of them, maybe even two, but once you reached the third, you were bound to get caught.
“He went with Kyle to, hopefully, get his cast off.” Alex smirked and Maria blushed slightly, fumbling her words a bit.
“I…I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Looking for a change in the direction of the conversation, she was pleased to see David and Claudia standing there as well. When Liz had called to invite her, she hadn’t mentioned that her grandparents were in town. “Hi David…hi Claudia. It’s nice to see you again. You probably don’t remember me. I’m-”
“Oh sweetheart…we’d never forget a lovely pixie like you.” Claudia and David walked over to Maria and wrapped her in a hug, making her smile instantly. “We’ve missed you. Walk in with us and tell us how you’ve been.” Maria, flanked by the elder Parkers, walked into the restaurant.
“You know…I wonder sometimes if there’s anyone who can turn around a conversation as well as grandma.” Alex turned to his twin and Liz nodded.
“She is a master at picking up human emotion. It’s probably why she excelled as a grief counselor for so long.”
Isabel turned to Liz, surprised. “She was a grief counselor? Wow. That must have been controversial for the time.”
“My mother’s never been one to follow convention, Isabel. And she has always loved helping people. It just seemed natural to her to help people in their worst moments, I suppose. My mother has the biggest heart of anyone you’ll ever meet.”
Isabel smiled and was about to respond when the group heard, “You know…I realize that I’m special, but you didn’t have to stand outside in the cold, waiting for little ‘ole me.” Kyle and Michael walked up and all eyes turned to Kyle’s right hand.
Kyle wiggled his fingers and his eyebrows, stepping up onto the sidewalk, and kissed Tess. “Look at me…plaster free!”
“He hasn’t shut up for the last five minutes about it. It’s a good thing the doctor’s office isn’t any further away or he may not have made it here in one piece.” Michael rolled his eyes and walked past them into the restaurant.
“Not to burst your bubble, Kyle, but we weren’t waiting for you. We were just finishing a conversation. Sorry honey.” Tess pecked Kyle on the lips and followed everyone else as they walked into the restaurant, leaving Kyle to take the rear.
Kyle opened the door, pausing before walking in, and called out, “Yeah…something tells me you aren’t that sorry!”
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The lunch was fully underway, the Parker family in rare form. Apparently, David and Claudia were just as versed in the Parker way of conversation as Jeff and his kids. Maria, having spent time with the Parkers as a child, needed just a few minutes to tune up and was soon completely comfortable, swimming right along with the Parkers.
Though Tess had had little to no contact with the rapidity and sheer volume involved in a Parker conversation, she had always considered herself open to new experiences. And this was a new experience. Though she wasn’t comfortable, she wasn’t uncomfortable either, and she knew that comfort would come with time. Since she was expecting to know the Parkers for a very long time, she figured she wasn’t in any sort of a rush.
Isabel, for her part, may still have found herself daunted by the lively conversation going on around the table, but she was determined to jump in. Jeff’s philosophy was bouncing around in her head, asking her again and again ‘Why not try?’. Why not indeed?
Max, the last of the so-called non-Parkers, was feeling no such dread. Why would he when he had Liz’s small, warm hand in his left and the comforting reassurance of Michael’s presence to his right?
“I heard it tickles to have your cast sawed off.”
“Hey Lizzy…I need your help with a song.”
“So…anything new to report about the vineyard, Jeff?”
“I swear…it was the strangest thing. She actually apologized. I thought I’d died…or that maybe I was on one of those shows like Punk’d.”
“Speaking of songs…Maria, are we ever going to hear you sing?”
“Sure…what do you need?”
“It does…which I’ve always thought was a bit strange. I mean, it’s a saw…shouldn’t it hurt?”
“Claudia…I heard you were a grief counselor. That’s amazing.”
“Soon. Hopefully soon. I think I may be invited into a songwriter’s showcase.”
“I’ve finally decided to plant some Petit Verdot. I thought it was time.”
“Maybe she’s just growing up.”
“I want to hear a woman sing it. I don’t think it’s meant for a man’s voice, but I won’t know until you sing it.”
“I guess.”
“It was a wonderfully fulfilling time in my life Isabel. It isn’t the job for everyone, but it brought me such joy to help others.”
“That’s amazing, Maria!”
“I’d be happy to help.”
“That should add an exciting new dimension to the wines.”
“Yeah…maybe. But I wouldn’t hold my breath.”
“Any idea when that would be?”
“You know Isabel, you strike me as someone who would be good at grief counseling.”
“That’s the idea.”
“Is the song done?”
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The group of eleven exited the restaurant, chattering happily. Claudia and David turned to the group, sad smiles on their faces. It was time for them to go.
“Liz…Alex…Michael…Kyle…walk us to our car, would you? Jeff…sweetheart…we love you.” Claudia and David pulled their son into a hug before hugging everyone else. When they had finished, they walked down the sidewalk and away from the now dwindling group, leading their grandchildren towards the rental car. Jeff stayed behind with everyone else, waiting for his children to return.
“You’re probably wondering why I wanted all four of you to walk us to our car.”
“Actually, I stopped wondering about your requests a long time ago.”
Claudia turned on her eldest grandchild. “That sounds like sass, Michael Andrew.” She paused and Michael wondered exactly how much of a tongue lashing he was in for. “But since it’s also most likely the truth, I’ll excuse it. This time.” She raised her eyebrow playfully and turned back around. Michael exhaled deeply and rolled his eyes.
“Kyle…would it be accurate for me to say that you’re in love?”
“Yes ma’am, it would.”
“Excellent. I hope you and Tess are very happy together. She seems like a wonderful woman.”
“She is.”
“Liz…I believe I might reasonably say that you, also, appear to have found your soul mate. And Alex…I think Isabel is it for you. So I just have a question for Michael.” Claudia turned on her heel, once again facing Michael, who had his eyebrows raised in question. He wasn’t terribly fond of where this conversation was inevitably going to lead, but he didn’t suppose he had much choice in the matter.
“Why are you dancing around Maria?”
Yep…that was the question he didn’t want to answer.
Michael vacillated and looked away, taking his time in answering his grandmother. Claudia, tired of even seconds of waiting took her grandson’s face in her hands, forcing him to look at her. “Listen to me. I want all of you to listen to me.” Though her hands were still firmly planted on either side of Michael’s face, she was looking back and forth at all of her grandchildren.
“When you find a love this honest, this true, this real…you hold on tight and you don’t let go. Love…like the kind your grandfather and I have…like the kind your parents had…is so rare. And I never want you to settle. Any of you. You deserve so much more than that. Promise me you’ll never settle.”
They all nodded in response and Claudia kissed and hugged them goodbye before stepping into the passenger side of the rental car. David watched her and paused a moment before he drew each of his grandchildren into a hug. Then he started to walk away but paused, turning back to face them.
“Ditto.” He winked at them and stepped into the driver’s side.
The Parker kids waved as their grandparents drove away, watching them until their car could no longer be seen.
“I’ll say it again. She’s scary.” They laughed, long and loud.
“Yeah…scary good.”