Roswell Fanatics

nibbles2 wrote:If I like Ham was a real fic, it would so have gotten my vote.

Oh, it so is. It's the tale of four girls working on a pig farm when a flying saucer containing four sexy aliens from Antar abducts them and changes their lives forever.

I don't want to give away the ending, but it turns out that the girls accidentally drank water that was contaminated by their outhouse and they're actually in hopsital sharing a joint coma dream as they fight off rabid infection. So it turns out that the entire alien experience was nothing more than a hallucination. Then, when they wake up and get better they end up going back to their farm and they fix the water pipe. The end.

Cool, ey?

I think you know my vote already, but for a few seconds you had me considering I Enjoy Ham. 90% of it sounds hilarious, but I think the ending needs one more appearance of the 4 sexy aliens for me to be entirely convinced then again, I think you can write anything, so...there's hope!

I voted for ham!

PS: For the love of god will someone with the Emilie Nominee sig please post next!

RosDude wrote: PS: For the love of god will someone with the Emilie Nominee sig please post next!

Uh, yeah ... what he said

Ellie! You ruined it! We needed a Tess nom sigbanner thingamy after Chad. Kind of ironic seeing as you were just backing up chad's request.

Chad, there was no change since before your post and after your post in the poll. Still the same amount of votes cast. I don't believe you voted for ham at all. You tell lies.

I am so tired, I don't think I'm making any sense at all.

Rowedog wrote:Ellie! You ruined it! We needed a Tess nom sigbanner thingamy after Chad. Kind of ironic seeing as you were just backing up chad's request.

Uh, I sorry.

How about I flash my boobs? Will that work? No, maybe not ...

Earth2Mama wrote:

Rowedog wrote:Ellie! You ruined it! We needed a Tess nom sigbanner thingamy after Chad. Kind of ironic seeing as you were just backing up chad's request.

Uh, I sorry.

How about I flash my boobs? Will that work? No, maybe not ...

Damn it Ellie! Well the flashing helps.

Rowedog wrote: Chad, there was no change since before your post and after your post in the poll. Still the same amount of votes cast. I don't believe you voted for ham at all. You tell lies.

I am so tired, I don't think I'm making any sense at all.

I no lie. I voted last night. I was the second vote. I just didn't post due to sleeplaziness.

~Chad~

ETA: Hey all four sigs are on the page before this!

I voted for ham. I like ham. I am not ashamed to admit this.

And I fulfilled your request, Chad. Here's Emilie in my sig.

Earth2Mama wrote:How about I flash my boobs? Will that work? No, maybe not ...

Oh believe me, it works. We're all dirty pervs here.

I no lie. I voted last night. I was the second vote. I just didn't post due to sleeplaziness.

~Chad~

ETA: Hey all four sigs are on the page before this!

You're forgiven then. And awesome, I didn't notice that before!

I voted for ham. I like ham. I am not ashamed to admit this.

And I fulfilled your request, Chad. Here's Emilie in my sig.

Alli, you are the coolest. Must be something to do with the name...

Just posted a Christmas one shot (yeah, I'm totally late) for the Slave Series. It's called Enslavement.

Hope you enjoy!