Re: Bureaucracy (A semi-short story) Teen 10/27/2008
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:59 pm
“How could you – how could you have done something like that?”
“In fact, I didn’t, Miss Parker. As I said, these things were done by my predecessor, a career bureaucrat who I’m sure believed that if the bureaucracy defined your friends as animals – they were simply that. He seemed singularly unconcerned about the fact that he was committing assault and battery on the females – technically rape on the males. The bureaucracy has defined your friends as non-people though, Miss Parker, so in the eyes of the law they had no rights. Unless and until that is reversed in a court of law, or the bureaucracy itself is forced to admit to their mistake, that is their status.
He did at least preserve the records of his experimentation so we have them for review. Watch this, Miss Parker, and tell me what you see…”
He pushed a few keys on his notebook computer and a video played on the screen.
Liz looked at the short video. The fertilized eggs quickly became embryos – too quickly. They started to grow incredibly fast, going through many cell divisions in only a few minutes. Then, just as quickly, they died.
“I don’t get it…,” said Liz. That shouldn’t happen. I mean, I’ve never done it with humans but in AP biology we fertilized sea urchin eggs and watched them develop. Getting the eggs and sperm certainly would be harder but once you did – getting the embryos to grow until they are large enough to implant is hardly rocket science. What happened?”
Candler seemed to smile at Liz. “Ah, we have someone with the makings of a scientist. ‘What happened,’ she asks. My idiot predecessor had no such scientific curiosity. He knew only that he wanted a product, and that he could not produce one. The man was a bureaucratic idiot. Looking back dispassionately I guess the only good thing about his tenure here was that he was so completely incompetent he did not even ascertain WHY his attempts at growing embryos in vitro failed – why they seemed to him to be blighted. He ASSUMED that these particular animals just didn’t do well with in vitro fertilization, and renewed his efforts to get them to produce offspring ‘naturally’. Strangely, enough, that led to his removal from his position here – and his replacement by me.”
“What do you mean –that led to his removal?”
“A fascinating story, Miss Parker, but for another time. Right now we are discussing your previous question – why did the embryos fail? Fortunately, the technicians who assisted were far better at their record keeping than my predecessor was in his scientific curiosity – plus he left me a few things to perform experiments on myself.”
“So what did kill the embryos ? “ asked Liz.
“The embryos died of malnutrition, Miss Parker.”
“But their metabolic demands at that stage are minimal…”
“No, Miss Parker. Had they been human – had they been almost any Earth animal, then their metabolic demands would have been minimal. These embryos were not human – or more correctly, their controlling force was not human. Analyzing the nutrient solution remaining AFTER the death of the embryos shows that all of the nutrients had been used up by the rapid growth of the organisms. There were no chemicals of any kind that could have provided an additional energy source. They sucked their environment dry of amino acids – proteins – sugar – anything at all that could provide the high levels of energy requirement to sustain a growth rate that was as high as that of an aggressive cancer. And like cancers sometimes do, they outgrew their food supply and died of lack of nutrition. My predecessor probably would have discarded the results of his experiments, but again the technicians – following protocol – preserved the results in cryogenic storage. Their genome is – interesting.”
“What do you mean, interesting?”
“All in good time, Miss Parker, all in good time. First, let’s take a look at the chromosomes that make up the biological parents of these particular embryos, that would be your friend Max, and your somewhat less friendly friend, Tess. Let us start with Max.”
With that, he hit several keys on his keyboard and projected a picture of human chromosomes on the screen above.
“There he is in all his chromosomal glory, Miss Parker. Can you tell me what is wrong with this chromosomal pattern?"
“Except that someone has drawn a box around the second chromosome, it looks pretty normal to me,” replied Liz.
“Now what if I were to tell you that every DNA sequence on one of those second chromosomes within that box were precisely – exactly – without the slightest of deviations – mirrored on the other one.”
“That – that couldn’t be. Just normal random variation between the male and female contributing to that strand would make that statistically impossible.”
“But nonetheless it is true – which suggests WHAT to you, Miss Parker.”
“That it isn’t – normal. That those areas on the chromosomes – one that came from the biological mother who provided Max’s DNA, one who came from the biological father – that those two areas are artificial – that they are engineered.”
“Precisely, Miss Parker. Now Michael has precisely the same sequence spliced in among the junk DNA on both of his second chromosomes, Tess and Isabel have the same area on their second chromosomes that is somewhat similar to that of the two males, and identical to each other. Now how can you put that together into a plausible hypothesis?”
Liz struggled to think. “I’m not sure – I need more data.”
Candler smiled at her. “Very good, Miss Parker. You have the makings of an excellent scientist. The next item is experimental in nature. I took the remaining cryogenically preserved embryo – frozen just after fertilization – and thawed it in a nutrient solution. The nutrient solution was not your typical embryo nutrient solution. It was increased tenfold over that of what would normally be used. I didn’t make the solution even more concentrated, because I feared the osmotic pressure of the solution would destroy the embryo, as it certainly would have a human embryo. I needn’t have worried. Even this level of nutrients is not enough. It did allow the embryo to get almost the size of a dime before it too died of malnutrition. This is how it developed…”
Liz watched the embryo develop – at first much as the previous embryos had developed, but instead of dying almost immediately it continued to grow. It quickly became distorted – ugly – hideous. It looked nothing at all like a human embryo, and the larger it got the more alien and repulsive it became. Even the size of a dime it looked vicious and evil. Finally it thrashed around in obvious death throes and then was still.
“What was that thing?”
“That, Miss Parker? I think that should be obvious. That was an early embryonic Antaran.”
“In fact, I didn’t, Miss Parker. As I said, these things were done by my predecessor, a career bureaucrat who I’m sure believed that if the bureaucracy defined your friends as animals – they were simply that. He seemed singularly unconcerned about the fact that he was committing assault and battery on the females – technically rape on the males. The bureaucracy has defined your friends as non-people though, Miss Parker, so in the eyes of the law they had no rights. Unless and until that is reversed in a court of law, or the bureaucracy itself is forced to admit to their mistake, that is their status.
He did at least preserve the records of his experimentation so we have them for review. Watch this, Miss Parker, and tell me what you see…”
He pushed a few keys on his notebook computer and a video played on the screen.
Liz looked at the short video. The fertilized eggs quickly became embryos – too quickly. They started to grow incredibly fast, going through many cell divisions in only a few minutes. Then, just as quickly, they died.
“I don’t get it…,” said Liz. That shouldn’t happen. I mean, I’ve never done it with humans but in AP biology we fertilized sea urchin eggs and watched them develop. Getting the eggs and sperm certainly would be harder but once you did – getting the embryos to grow until they are large enough to implant is hardly rocket science. What happened?”
Candler seemed to smile at Liz. “Ah, we have someone with the makings of a scientist. ‘What happened,’ she asks. My idiot predecessor had no such scientific curiosity. He knew only that he wanted a product, and that he could not produce one. The man was a bureaucratic idiot. Looking back dispassionately I guess the only good thing about his tenure here was that he was so completely incompetent he did not even ascertain WHY his attempts at growing embryos in vitro failed – why they seemed to him to be blighted. He ASSUMED that these particular animals just didn’t do well with in vitro fertilization, and renewed his efforts to get them to produce offspring ‘naturally’. Strangely, enough, that led to his removal from his position here – and his replacement by me.”
“What do you mean –that led to his removal?”
“A fascinating story, Miss Parker, but for another time. Right now we are discussing your previous question – why did the embryos fail? Fortunately, the technicians who assisted were far better at their record keeping than my predecessor was in his scientific curiosity – plus he left me a few things to perform experiments on myself.”
“So what did kill the embryos ? “ asked Liz.
“The embryos died of malnutrition, Miss Parker.”
“But their metabolic demands at that stage are minimal…”
“No, Miss Parker. Had they been human – had they been almost any Earth animal, then their metabolic demands would have been minimal. These embryos were not human – or more correctly, their controlling force was not human. Analyzing the nutrient solution remaining AFTER the death of the embryos shows that all of the nutrients had been used up by the rapid growth of the organisms. There were no chemicals of any kind that could have provided an additional energy source. They sucked their environment dry of amino acids – proteins – sugar – anything at all that could provide the high levels of energy requirement to sustain a growth rate that was as high as that of an aggressive cancer. And like cancers sometimes do, they outgrew their food supply and died of lack of nutrition. My predecessor probably would have discarded the results of his experiments, but again the technicians – following protocol – preserved the results in cryogenic storage. Their genome is – interesting.”
“What do you mean, interesting?”
“All in good time, Miss Parker, all in good time. First, let’s take a look at the chromosomes that make up the biological parents of these particular embryos, that would be your friend Max, and your somewhat less friendly friend, Tess. Let us start with Max.”
With that, he hit several keys on his keyboard and projected a picture of human chromosomes on the screen above.
“There he is in all his chromosomal glory, Miss Parker. Can you tell me what is wrong with this chromosomal pattern?"
“Except that someone has drawn a box around the second chromosome, it looks pretty normal to me,” replied Liz.
“Now what if I were to tell you that every DNA sequence on one of those second chromosomes within that box were precisely – exactly – without the slightest of deviations – mirrored on the other one.”
“That – that couldn’t be. Just normal random variation between the male and female contributing to that strand would make that statistically impossible.”
“But nonetheless it is true – which suggests WHAT to you, Miss Parker.”
“That it isn’t – normal. That those areas on the chromosomes – one that came from the biological mother who provided Max’s DNA, one who came from the biological father – that those two areas are artificial – that they are engineered.”
“Precisely, Miss Parker. Now Michael has precisely the same sequence spliced in among the junk DNA on both of his second chromosomes, Tess and Isabel have the same area on their second chromosomes that is somewhat similar to that of the two males, and identical to each other. Now how can you put that together into a plausible hypothesis?”
Liz struggled to think. “I’m not sure – I need more data.”
Candler smiled at her. “Very good, Miss Parker. You have the makings of an excellent scientist. The next item is experimental in nature. I took the remaining cryogenically preserved embryo – frozen just after fertilization – and thawed it in a nutrient solution. The nutrient solution was not your typical embryo nutrient solution. It was increased tenfold over that of what would normally be used. I didn’t make the solution even more concentrated, because I feared the osmotic pressure of the solution would destroy the embryo, as it certainly would have a human embryo. I needn’t have worried. Even this level of nutrients is not enough. It did allow the embryo to get almost the size of a dime before it too died of malnutrition. This is how it developed…”
Liz watched the embryo develop – at first much as the previous embryos had developed, but instead of dying almost immediately it continued to grow. It quickly became distorted – ugly – hideous. It looked nothing at all like a human embryo, and the larger it got the more alien and repulsive it became. Even the size of a dime it looked vicious and evil. Finally it thrashed around in obvious death throes and then was still.
“What was that thing?”
“That, Miss Parker? I think that should be obvious. That was an early embryonic Antaran.”