lol, well glad I can make you laugh. This was just too good not to share.SidneyAce wrote:Sundae: that's the best story i have heard in a long time. hilarious!!![]()

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lol, well glad I can make you laugh. This was just too good not to share.SidneyAce wrote:Sundae: that's the best story i have heard in a long time. hilarious!!![]()
Chad, if I was a drunken old lady who smelled like beeswax, I would totally sexually harrass you too. Maybe she splashed on a bit of Eau De Bees and then sauntered down there to hit on you because she loves you, but decided along the way that she needed some more courage, so she knocked back a few beers or twelve.RosDude wrote:I was sexually harassed by a drunk woman who for some reason smelt like beeswax. And can I ask who the hell decides to knock a few back in the middle of the day before making a leisurely trip to the local library?
Not usually, but it's how I have to treat my library patrons. Some of them scare me. They're crazy. Case in point. Today a lady threatened to reach across the desk and stab, or puncture, or whatever my boss with the stapler for not letting her use the phone.Rowedog wrote:Chad, if I was a drunken old lady who smelled like beeswax, I would totally sexually harrass you too. Maybe she splashed on a bit of Eau De Bees and then sauntered down there to hit on you because she loves you, but decided along the way that she needed some more courage, so she knocked back a few beers or twelve.RosDude wrote:I was sexually harassed by a drunk woman who for some reason smelt like beeswax. And can I ask who the hell decides to knock a few back in the middle of the day before making a leisurely trip to the local library?
Poor womanshe only went down to the library to tell you that she loves you, and she ended up getting maced. Is that how you treat all your women?
Yay! Okay Age is just a number, unless of course she's under the age of 18 and then you might want to call and um reschedule when she hits it, but otherwise you're all good. Anyways, it doesn't matter if you've known her since you were 4 you haven't seen each other in years have both probably changed and it'll most likely just be fun for you guys to catch up and get to know each other. Congratzkilljoy wrote:I just had the damndest thing go down![]()
Today I ran into one of my baby sister's oldest friends.This girl has been my sister's friend since preschool! I haven't seen her in years myself due to moving around and life.But I ran into her today and.....well some how I ended up with a DATE!
I don't know if I should be proud of myself for getting a date with a much younger woman....or....feel like a dirty old man for I knew this girl since she was four!
But oh well I've got a date now none the less