Roswell Fanatics

I like this thread.
My dumb guy fact is about my friend Mark who managed to break a couple of bones in his wrist and lower arm trying to open a door.
He was at a party, got pretty drunk and decided to go outside for some fresh air. It was a heavy wooden door that you have to pull towards you. Despite the fact that there was a handle on the door and one of those big signs saying 'PULL' Mark thought you had to push it open. He threw himself against it, arm outstretched, his hand smashed against the door and when the door didn't open the weight of his body landed on his arm.
When I found out about it I laughed my ass off and he wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the day.

Okay, so we're supposed to exchange dumb guy stories?

My boyfriend was in his car and getting ready to leave an EMPTY parking lot and he started trying to call me on his cell phone and BAM! He breaks his bumper on the only tree in the whole parking lot.

Does that count?



Evelynn

Well I have another stupid male story that I've yet to post on here.

Back in my partying days me and my two best friends hit a club and we drank and partied all night.Come closing time we knew we shouldn't try to drive to one our houses seeing how we lived way out of town.

Luckily another friend lived close by so we decided it would be safer for all involved if we head to that house.When getting there we decided that it was way to late to go ringing on doorbells,so my friend in the back stretched out while we laid the two front seats back and sleep the rest of the night away in the car.We had plans of getting out and going into our friends house later in the morning.

But what we got the next morning was a guy in his bathrobe knocking on the window wanting to know what the hell we were doing parked in his driveway!

Seems in our......inebriated state we missed our friends driveway and parked in his neighbors instead.