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CHAPTER NINE
September 4, 2000, 9 p.m.
Roswell Sheriff's Station
Streetlights cast long shadows as Isabel paced back and forth beside the jeep, musing on the fact that trouble always came from the direction in which you weren't looking. Though they'd been braced all summer for alien enemies, it was no horde of little green men—or women—currently beating on their door, but the bones of a man several months dead, a man who seemed hell bent on hounding them even in death. Not a single one of the sleepless nights she'd spent this summer had featured this particular problem, nor had a single one of her many nightmares. Pierce's bones were safely buried, the very last thing she'd thought they'd had to fear, behind even their parents finding out their children weren't human or accidental exposure via random cafe shootings. This was just nuts.
"Did you reach Nasedo?" she demanded when Max reappeared.
"Yeah."
"What did he say?"
"He didn't think it was a problem. But he's coming back," Max added when he saw the look on her face. "I told him we needed him to come back."
"Not a problem?" Isabel echoed incredulously. "Michael's in jail! How is that not a problem?"
"Calm down, Iz—"
"Do
not tell me to calm down!" Isabel exclaimed. "You buried those bones literally in the middle of nowhere, and someone digs them up? How did that even happen? How did we get here?"
"Looks like spectacularly bad luck," Max answered, "unless that geologist guy is in on it somehow. You talked to him. You tell me."
Isabel sighed and leaned against the jeep. "No. No, he's just...he's just a guy. I didn't get so much as one weird vibe off him."
"Okay, so...when someone finds a skeleton, they investigate, and according to what Valenti told Michael, when they investigated this skeleton, they found something weird," Max said. "And here we are."
"Yeah, here we are," Isabel said acidly. "Why didn't we just shoot him? Nice and simple, nice and human."
"Never thought I'd see the day my sister would be wishing we'd shot somebody," Max said dryly. "We thought he was tied up, remember? We had to improvise."
"Well, we have to improvise now," Isabel insisted. "We can't just leave him in there."
"We have to," Max said. "You know what it's going to look like if he tries to break out. Look, let's just go talk to him," he went on soothingly. "I know what Valenti told me; let's see what Michael knows before we storm the Bastille and make things worse."
"They can get worse?" Isabel muttered.
The look Max gave her was enough to pull her up short.
Of course they can get worse, she thought, having seen "worse" last May, having seen the after effects of "worse" every single day since. It had taken Max weeks to recover from his incarceration, but nothing like that would happen to Michael, at least not while he was in Valenti's custody. "Fine," she said heavily. "We'll talk. I'll behave," she added when Max gave her a skeptical look. "I promise."
"Good," Max said.
"For the moment," Isabel amended.
"Iz—"
"That's as good as it gets," Isabel said crossly. "Let's go before I change my mind."
Max hesitated before apparently accepting that as the best he could get, a wise move under the circumstances. The station was largely empty at this time of night, and the familiar deputy at the front desk merely glanced at them as they approached. "Help you folks?"
"Yeah, we're here to see Michael Guerin," Max said.
The deputy paused, looking them up and down. "Max and Isabel Evans, right?"
Max and Isabel exchanged glances. "Yes."
"Uh huh," the deputy said doubtfully. "So...you're not family."
Isabel blinked. " 'Family'? Michael doesn't have any real 'family'. We're all the family he has."
"Sorry, kids," the deputy said briskly. "Visitors are restricted to immediate family."
Isabel arched an eyebrow. "When did we change from 'folks' to 'kids'?"
"We'd really appreciate it if we could see him," Max said, giving her a warning glance. "Like Isabel said, Michael doesn't have any immediate family. He's an orphan."
"Be that as it may, rules are rules," the deputy said. "Sorry about that."
"No you're not."
The statement was cold, flat, and came out unbidden, but Isabel wasn't the least bit sorry when the deputy's expression took on a distinct air of frost. "Excuse me?"
"I said, no, you're not," Isabel repeated. "You don't look the least bit sorry. On the contrary, you look glad. Satisfied. Even smug."
Max's eyes went round as the deputy's narrowed. "Perhaps it's time for you to move along, Miss."
"What is this, an intensive care ward?" Isabel demanded. "Since when do jails have 'immediate family' policies?"
"You ever been in jail, Miss? I thought not," the deputy noted when she didn't answer. "Then how would you know what policies jails have?"
"You can't just lock someone up and refuse them visitors!" Isabel exclaimed. "Michael's just a kid, just a high school student! He's not even 18! Don't you have to call someone, or tell someone, or something?"
"Well, that's the thing, isn't it?" the deputy replied, sounding even more smug. "Your Mr. Guerin may be under age, but he's an emancipated minor, meaning there's no one we have to call."
"But he still has rights," Isabel argued.
"That he does," the deputy agreed. "He got his one phone call, and—"
"And he called me," Max broke in. "Because we're his family."
"In name only," the deputy said. "Maybe he should have thought of this before he went and got emancipated. Excuse me."
"No!" Isabel exclaimed. "You are
not excused. I...I think we should call Dad," she said to Max, suddenly having an idea. "He handled Michael's emancipation, and Michael will be needing a lawyer. You know our father, right?" she asked the deputy sweetly. "Philip Evans?"
The deputy's bravado faltered. "Uh...yeah. Might have heard of him."
"Max, get Dad on the phone," Isabel ordered.
"Um...Iz?" Max whispered. "That might not be—"
"Get Dad on the phone," Isabel insisted, eager to take advantage of the deputy's nervousness. "I'd really like to know what he has to say about this 'immediate family' nonsense."
"Hanson?"
The deputy bounded out of his chair as Valenti appeared, eyeing them warily. "Sheriff! I...didn't know you were here."
"I work here," Valenti deadpanned. "Everything okay?"
"No, everything is most certainly
not okay," Isabel said tartly. "This deputy claims we can't visit Michael because we're not 'immediate family', even though we explained that Michael doesn't have any immediate family and that
we are his immediate family—"
Isabel stopped as Valenti held up a hand and cast a skeptical eye on his deputy. "Hanson? What's this all about?"
"I...well...we don't usually allow just anyone to visit prisoners," Hanson stammered, flushing.
"We don't usually
have prisoners," Valenti said pointedly.
"No, but...it's counsel or immediate family," Hanson said stubbornly. "Those are the rules."
Valenti raised an eyebrow. "C'mon, Hanson. You know Guerin's situation. Do you really think law enforcement will fall apart if we expand the definition of 'family' just a titch?"
"And we're not 'just anyone'," Max added. "Michael used his one phone call to call me. And here I am."
"I still say we should get Dad down here," Isabel said staunchly, looking daggers at the red-faced deputy. "Sounds like Michael could use a lawyer sooner rather than later."
"That won't be necessary. Come on back," Valenti said, waving them on. "I'll take you to see him. And as for you," he added to the chagrined Hanson, "we'll talk later about what we 'usually' do with prisoners."
"Yes, sir," Hanson said meekly.
They followed Valenti into the back. "What is it with Mr. Law and Order?" Isabel hissed when they were only barely out of earshot. "I'd swear he's enjoying this!"
"He is," Valenti confirmed, "but only because we don't get much real police work down this way. It's nothing personal. So don't take it that way," he added when he saw she was working up a head of steam. "Hanson's not your biggest problem, believe me."
"What is?" Max asked.
Valenti's eyes drifted right, then left, but they were alone in the corridor. "The coroner found something odd about Pierce's bones. They were fused together in a way that he said could only be caused by a burst of radiation."
"Radiation?" Isabel whispered.
"From our powers," Max said faintly.
"That's what I thought," Valenti nodded. "It might have ended there with a big fat question mark, but Congresswoman Whitaker has her nose in it."
"Wait...the one on TV?" Isabel asked. "The one Nasedo..."
"Made a fool out of?" Valenti finished. "That's the one. I have a hunch she's looking to prove her 'cadmium X' is real."
"So if they find it on Pierce's bones, we're screwed," Max said.
"Exactly," Valenti said. "And if they find it, she doesn't look the fool anymore. That's a powerful motivator. She's the one who insisted we arrest Michael, and she's working directly with the FBI."
"Who knows cadmium X is real," Isabel said, panic rising like fog. "Oh, God, Max, we've got to get Michael out of here before—"
"No," Valenti broke in firmly. "That's the last thing you should do. He needs to sit there and look innocent, and you need to help him do that. No needling deputies, no jailbreaks. And no calling your father, at least not yet."
"But Michael needs a lawyer," Isabel protested, "and who better than Dad?"
"If he needs one, I agree," Valenti said. "But let's work on this first. The whole thing is so incredible, we might be able to waylay it somehow without dragging your father into this."
"But—"
"No, Iz," Max said. "If Dad gets involved, he'll see too much."
"But Michael's the one in jail, not us," Isabel argued.
"He'll figure it out," Max said. "You know Dad; he's smart. And once he gets a whiff, there'll be no stopping him."
"Max is right," Valenti agreed. "From what I know of your father, I wouldn't call him in unless you're willing to have him learn the truth because that's what's likely to happen. Still want to call him?"
Isabel stiffened as both of them looked at her. "Uh...no. Not just yet. Let's see how things go. Although I don't see how they're going to get better if we've got a nosy Congresswoman with a chip on her shoulder in the mix now."
"Nasedo's coming back tomorrow," Max said. "Maybe he'll have some ideas."
"Yeah, like killing people," Isabel muttered.
"Hope not," Valenti said. "The last thing we need is more bodies." He gestured down the hall. "This way."
Jail cells, Isabel thought distastefully as the sheriff led them into the back. The mere thought of being locked up in here was alarming; seeing someone she loved behind a set of those bars was even more so. "Michael," she breathed, grasping the bars with both hands as though it were her inside. "Are you all right?"
"I'm good," Michael said quickly. "I'm okay."
"Take your time," Valenti said, unlocking the door. "I'll be around when you're done."
Isabel didn't look as the door closed behind them and the key turned in the lock, but the sound was enough to turn her stomach. "What happened?" she asked Michael. "What did you hear?"
"Not much," Michael shrugged. "Valenti came to my door, read me my rights, whispered a few things in my ear, and...here I am. That's pretty much it."
"You called Nasedo," Max said.
"Yeah, I did," Michael answered. "So?"
"So you weren't supposed to call him unless I told you to," Max said.
"Max,
now?" Isabel said incredulously. "You're really going to do this now?"
"He told you?" Michael asked, ignoring her.
"Not exactly," Max allowed. "He just answered his phone with, 'I already told you not to call me'."
"Wait," Michael said. "
You called him?"
"Yes, Michael, I called him because I decided that you being arrested was a good reason to call him."
"So I just didn't wait for a big enough emergency," Michael said dryly. "Guess I should be glad I qualify as an emergency."
"Okay, enough with the pissing match," Isabel said crossly. "We've got bigger problems than who can spray the wall from ten feet."
Michael snorted softly. "Seriously? I could do twenty without trying hard."
"Michael!"
"Relax, Isabel, I'm teasing," Michael said. "Maybe I've had a while to sit here and think about all our 'bigger problems'. Maybe I just wanted to take a break for ten seconds. So shoot me."
"Don't even joke about that," Isabel admonished. "Just don't."
"Valenti said the 'something weird' they found on the bones is some kind of fusing that can only be caused by radiation," Max said.
"Radiation?" Michael said. "Is that what we're shooting out when we...shoot? That rots."
"That Congresswoman who was talking about 'cadmium X' during the Special Unit hearings is here in town," Max went on, "and Valenti thinks she's trying to prove cadmium X is real to salvage her career. He thinks she's going to push this."
"That must have been the chick with the flinty eyes who was with him when he arrested me," Michael sighed. "Great."
"Yeah, it is great," Max agreed, "because now I know where to go next—Liz."
"Not now, Maxwell," Michael said wearily. "This is no time for whining about Liz."
"I'm not whining," Max objected. "Liz just got a job as an intern for Whitaker. She may be able to find out something for us."
"What makes you think she'd do that?" Michael asked.
"Yeah, I heard she blew you off," Isabel noted.
A flicker of pain crossed Max's face. "She might not do it for me," he allowed. "But I think I know someone she would do it for."
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Crashdown Cafe
Pens, Liz thought happily, setting two packages aside.
Pencils, some mechanical, some not because she couldn't decide which was better—a freshly sharpened pencil or one that never went dull. Six notebooks with matching folders, half a dozen packs of college-ruled paper, new binders with unbroken spines, unwritten-on dividers...the list of brand new, fresh smelling school supplies went on and on. She'd spent an entire day unpacking brand new office supplies, so to have brand new school supplies mere hours later was sheer heaven. This was her favorite time of year, and this year it bore a special significance for the simple reason that she was still alive. After everything that had happened to her, she was still here to open fresh packs of paper and carefully write her name in untouched folders. After everything that had happened to her, she had a new appreciation for just how precious the ordinary things in life really were.
"A skeleton. Some geologist found it buried out in the middle of the desert."
Stop, Liz told herself severely as the latest alien crisis forced its way into her thoughts once more. This was
not her doing. This was
not her responsibility. This was
not her problem to fix. She had fulfilled any responsibility by reporting it...albeit by proxy, as Maria had reported it...and that was the end of it. After all, one of the upsides to not being with Max was that his problems were no longer her problems; now they were Tess's problems, and Tess had certainly proved herself up to the task of helping him solve them, not to mention eager for the job. Which was just fine with her because that meant she could get back to normal things like school, and work, and girls' night out, and anything that didn't involve almost getting killed or watching people you love get killed...
KnockKnock. "Liz? It's Maria."
"Come on in," Liz called. "And hold your nose."
"Why?" Maria asked as the door opened, only to clamp her hand over her face. "
Phew! Lord Almighty, it smells like an Office Max in here!"
"I know," Liz smiled. "Isn't it wonderful?"
" 'Wonderful' is not the word I'd use," Maria noted, throwing the windows open. "What, did you close these to keep it inside?"
"No, I closed them because it was raining earlier," Liz said. "I didn't want all my brand new paper getting wet."
"Suppose that's better than trying to get high off all the glue," Maria said doubtfully, nudging a speckled black and white composition book with her toe. "Why do they still make us buy these, anyway? We've used them since grade school, and there's enough glue on the binding to hold the Picts and the Scots together."
"Wow! Who was listening in Social Studies?" Liz teased. "And they glue them like that precisely because little kids use them, and why shouldn't we use them too? It's kind of nostalgic to buy those every year; it reminds me of when we were little and crayons were always on the school list."
"History is always more memorable when people are trying to kill each other, and crayons smelled better," Maria sniffed. "Most things smell better."
"Well, don't let me keep you," Liz said. "I'd hate to see you get busted for drugs when all you were doing was sniffing my notebooks."
Maria's eyes dropped. "I didn't come here to inhale. I came here with a request...from Max."
Liz kept her eyes on the shiny refills of Scotch tape. "Max? What does he want?"
"They arrested Michael," Maria said. "He's in Valenti's jail now."
Liz's mouth fell open. "What? Why? Did they ID the bones? Did they—"
"No, no, they don't know who it is," Maria broke in. "But I guess they found a knife Michael left out there when...you know...and that's how he got dragged into this. And now the coroner says that the bones are melted together weird—"
"Bones don't melt," Liz said.
"So I hear," Maria sighed. "Okay, 'fused' together, pick your word, but the point is that the coroner claims that can only happen if there's a blast of radiation. So that made everyone all suspicious—"
"Radiation?" Liz said, puzzled. "Is that what comes out when they...when they..."
"Maybe," Maria allowed. "Maybe it's like a hundred x-rays all at once, just without the cute doctors. Anyway, Max said that Valenti said that your Congresswoman Whitaker is rarin' to go on this because she's pissed that Pierce made a fool out of her during the hearings. He says she wants to prove this 'cadmium-X' is real, and she's not gonna let this one go."
Liz slowly sat down on the bed. "Okay, so...what's this 'request'?"
Maria hesitated. "Max wants to know if you'll help figure out what Whitaker's up to. So we can get Michael out of jail!" she added when Liz's eyes flared. "That's the goal here, to get Michael out of jail."
"Seriously?" Liz said. "I just started working for her—
just started—and already they want me to spy on her?"
"Not 'spy', not exactly," Maria argued. "Just tell us what you hear. Like we did today when we heard about the bones."
"I don't believe this," Liz said incredulously. "This always happens! I've been home all of two days, and already I'm falling face first in yet another pile of—"
"Liz!" Maria exclaimed. "Stop dramatizing! Nothing...I mean
nothing...has happened all summer. Zip! Zilch! Nada! This is the first time anything even remotely alien has happened since—"
"Since I left," Liz finished. "So, what, you're saying I bring this with me? I attract trouble?"
"No!" Maria exclaimed. "That isn't what I'm saying at all! Geez, Louise, girlfriend, first drama, now paranoia."
"It's not paranoia if it's actually happening," Liz argued. "And this is actually happening. You're actually asking me to spy on my employer."
Maria stared at her for a moment in consternation. "Liz, Michael is in
jail. You know, 'jail'? The big room with the bars that they lock you inside of, and you have to pee in front of everyone like a wino?"
"I know what jail looks like, Maria. I was there with Alex, remember? And it's a little room, but who's measuring."
"My point," Maria said sternly, "is that if they manage to find anything on those bones, or even think they find anything on those bones, they're going to go after Michael. And since we just went through this, we know what they'd do to him. We can't let that happen."
Liz sat on the bed clutching one of her brand new notebooks to her chest like it was armor.
Not again. Her whole body had tensed, her heart was beating rapidly, her fingers clenching and unclenching on the spine of the notebook, bending the perfect spiral. All that worry, all that fear...she hadn't missed that this summer. She hadn't welcomed it when it had briefly reared its ugly head earlier today, hadn't minded it subsiding when Maria had volunteered to call Max. Job done. Obligation fulfilled. Case closed. Guess not.
"Maria," she said slowly, "I can't...I just can't get involved in this again."
"You're not 'getting involved', you're just passing along what you hear," Maria insisted. " 'Getting involved' would mean doing something about it, and you won't be. You won't even know what we're doing about it."
"I hate to break it to you, but that's still 'getting involved'," Liz said. "Maybe not as 'involved' as before, but still involved. I'm done with that."
"You can't be 'done with that'," Maria objected. "This is Michael's life we're talking about!"
"And I'm sure you'll all figure it out," Liz said. "You've got Valenti now, and Max has Tess—"
"This has nothing—
nothing—to do with Tess," Maria said sharply, "or Max and Tess, or you and Max, or Max and Mommy, or any other combination. This has to do with Michael,
our Michael,
my Michael, even if he doesn't think so. We have to help him."
"So help him," Liz said. "Just leave me out of it."
"We can't 'leave you out of it'!" Maria exclaimed. "You work for Whitaker, you know, the one who's trying to fricassee Michael? You're the only one who can do this!"
Liz swallowed hard. "I'm sorry. I just can't."
Maria's eyes narrowed. "What's gotten into you? The Liz Parker I know doesn't treat friends this way. They're all still our friends, right? Max is still your friend, right? You're not wishing him back inside that white room, are you?"
"No!" Liz exclaimed. "Of course not!"
"And Michael never did anything to you that would make him deserve to be abandoned now—"
"I'm not 'abandoning' anyone," Liz argued. "He's not my responsibility."
"They're
all our responsibility," Maria said firmly. "It's our responsibility—yours, mine, Alex's, Kyle's, Valenti's—to fight any human who tries to hurt them just because they exist. Everyone else is doing their part. What's your problem?"
"Kyle's not home yet," Liz noted.
Maria stared at her so long that Liz began to squirm, her fingers working up and down the now crushed spiral of the now not-so-new notebook. The clock ticked. Downstairs, the Crashdown's door dingled once, twice.
"Okay," Maria said, her voice a study in barely controlled rage. "I get it. You didn't get what you wanted, and punishing Max isn't enough; now you're punishing everyone within reach."
"What? No!" Liz exclaimed. "I'm not—"
"Selfish?" Maria finished as Liz blanched. "You know, suddenly Isabel's making sense."
Liz recoiled as though she'd been physically struck. "How can you say that?" she whispered. "You know what Max and I went through when we ran from the Unit."
"So, what, that gets you off the hook forever?" Maria demanded. "That absolves you from any and all responsibility to do what you can to prevent something like that from ever happening again? Because I don't think it does." She paused. "You may not want to be 'involved', Liz, but you're 'involved' whether you like it or not. You're involved because you
know. And since you know, if you do nothing to prevent what we both know will happen if we don't stop this, it's almost as bad as if you're doing it yourself. Maybe not even 'almost'."
Maria stood up. "Thanks for nothing. And if you should see my friend Liz Parker, tell her to give me a call. I miss her."
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UFO Center
It was after midnight when Brivari approached the UFO Center, having headed there immediately after arriving at the airport. He'd just pulled the car over when his cellphone pinged as queued up messages began filing in. When he saw who had sent them, he started with the second one.
It's me. I'm coming back to Roswell, but not by choice. The King ordered me there, and with good reason—we have a problem. You can try calling me when you get this, but if I don't answer, I'm already on a plane. Please, please don't do anything stupid like revealing yourself to the king. At least wait until I fill you in.
Wonderful, Brivari thought. He'd been gone a mere forty-eight hours, so of course all hell was breaking loose, and it must be some hell to cause Zan to pull "Nasedo" back in; which hell exactly was answered by the first message, which he pulled up when Jaddo didn't pick up his phone.
Brivari, it's Dee, Dee's worried voice said.
Valenti was just here...
Five minutes later, Brivari pocketed his phone with a heavy sigh. While it was nice to be right, being right all the time lost its luster, as it had long ago concerning Jaddo. His rebuke of Vanessa Whitaker had—predictably—sent her on the warpath, a path which led straight to Roswell. That it also lead straight to Jaddo's Ward's door might have been classified under "sweet justice" if it weren't so problematic. Evading humans was relatively easy at this point; evading an Argilian soldier was another matter entirely.
Idiot, he thought sourly as he climbed out of the car. Leave it to Jaddo to take three months of unparalleled success and screw them up with one petty gesture.
There were no lights on outside the museum as he approached, but of course he didn't need any to see well in the dark. Nor did he need any to read the sheet of paper taped to the door, the invoice he'd scribbled on in Antarian having had another note added, also in Antarian.
Really, Brivari, scolded the scrawl right next to his threat to execute the host,
I already outlined how difficult it was to find a host. Are we getting twitchy in our old age?
Brivari smiled faintly, but the smile faded quickly. The humor was Larak's, but it proved nothing; anyone who knew him could have written that or instructed someone else to. Slipping the invoice in his pocket, he tried the door; it was unlocked, and the lights were on inside. He was expected.
Five minutes later, after a thorough search of the premises revealed no one else present, he approached the host, who was seated in full view reading a newspaper. "Incredible," the host remarked, not even looking up. "All this fuss over the state of Vermont legalizing 'civil unions'. Is human sexuality really still that tied to gender?"
"Gender, race, class, you name it," Brivari answered. "It's one of their biggest taboos."
"And one of their biggest interests," the host murmured. "You're late, by the way."
"I was having a look 'round," Brivari noted.
"So you know I'm alone," the host said, folding up the newspaper. "And here as requested, although 'requested' might be too ambitious a word for the death threat you scrawled on that invoice. Thank goodness my host can't read Antarian. He's had enough problems of late."
"You mean since you came into his life?" Brivari said.
The host's eyes dropped. "Unfortunately, yes. That's exactly what I mean. But desperate times call for desperate measures. I obviously read your note. Where does this leave us?"
"Not much of anywhere, I'm afraid," Brivari answered, pulling the invoice from his pocket. "Someone else could have read it for you. Got a pen?"
The host smiled faintly, but nodded toward a "Comment Card" display nearby complete with pens. "Harmless," the host allowed when Brivari handed him a list of instructions. "I was afraid you were going to order me to strip naked and run down Main Street, a bit awkward even at this hour." He walked over to the "Comments" display and rearranged it per the instructions, after which Brivari wrote another set of instructions in a different language.
"So you're personally fluent in at least two languages," Brivari observed when the host finished the second rearrangement. "On to the next question."
"I'd like to ask this one."
Startled, Brivari whirled around. "Well, well!" the host said as Courtney stepped from the shadows, holding up her shirt behind her and briefly revealing the seal on her husk. "A party, is it?"
"It is not!" Brivari said crossly. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"Same thing you are," Courtney said, pointing to the host. "Looking for him."
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I'll post Chapter 10 on
Sunday, July 6.
