Re: Every Picture Tells a Story (M/L, AD) ch 40 1-27-09 pg. 15
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:57 pm
“Hey, Ria, you sounded wonderful,” Liz hugged Maria as she came off the stage and headed back to the green room with Liz. “Nobody does a better “America the Beautiful” than you,” Liz slipped her arm around Maria’s shoulders as they stepped back toward the dressing area where Liz’s costume lay waiting.
“Why, thank you,” Maria replied with a touch of pride as she started to help Liz with her outfit for the show. “Hey, Liz, do you already have your dance trunks on?” Maria noticed the critical piece of Liz’s costume was mysteriously missing as she lifted up Liz’s satin blouse and skirt.
“Um, no, I wonder where they could be?” Liz worriedly started poking through her dance bag.
“I wonder if that heinous bitch, Pam Troy, might have had something to do with it? She was whining and screeching after Kyle doused her with milk during their magic act,” Maria guessed at the likely culprit.
“The Disappearing Milk Trick didn’t quite go as planned?” Liz questioned.
“No, and since the magic act turned out to be a bust, Kyle turned it into a comedy act—Pam being on the receiving end of most of the jokes,” Maria explained. “I think Pam had curdled by the end.”
“Ahh,” Liz nodded. “Still, that’s no reason to take it out on me,” Liz shook her head as she glanced in the trash can.
“You know she’s always been jealous. I suppose she just wanted someone to be more embarrassed than she was,” Maria surmised as she continued to poke around the green room in hopes of finding the thick red trunks.
“Ria, go see if you can find Pam and beat the truth out of her if you have to, and I’ll keep looking,” Liz entreated as she slipped on her skirt and buttoned her blouse, tying it the front to reveal her midriff.
“No problem,” Maria left the room in haste, leaving Liz alone.
Maria searched backstage for Pam, but instead found Isabel who was waiting in the wings as Alex finished his very loud rendition of “The Star-Spangled Banner,” much to the surprised expressions of the Ladies’ Auxiliary members who were running the show. Alex let the last chord ring out and finished to the loud applause of the vets of the 60’s and 70’s, highly appreciative of his efforts, a few even flicking their lighters in Alex’s honor.
“That was great, Alex,” Izzy squealed as Alex rushed to her arms. Isabel was dressed in the bikini top and sarong she was wearing for the short fashion show that followed Max and Liz’s dance.
“Thank you,” Alex waggled his eyebrows as he slung his free arm around his girlfriend, reveling in all the bare skin she was revealing.
“Awesome job, Alex. Hendrix couldn’t have done it better,” Maria rushed, “But Izzy, Liz needs you for a minute in the green room. I think Pam Troy made off with Liz’s dance trunks.”
“On my way,” Izzy pecked Alex on the cheek and headed back to the dressing area.
~~~
“Crap, we are up next,” Liz thought aloud. “Oh, well, I’ll just lie to Maria and say I found them.”
Liz hiked up her skirt and touched her black, lacy panties.
At that same moment, Izzy peeked through the crack of the door to see Liz’s state of undress before she opened the door wide to go in. Izzy held her breath and raised her eyebrow as she watched Liz turn her panties from black to red and thicken the fabric until they resembled the opaque dance trunks she required. She then fastened a few errant strands of hair from her pony tail with a little alien magic.
‘Almost ready,” she breathed as she passed her hand over her face, darkening her make up and bringing out the sparkles in her shadow and blush.
Izzy announced her arrival with a knock before she opened the door, “Liz, you alright in there?”
“Yeah, Iz, come on in,” Liz smiled, unaware as she was of Izzy’s presence before she knocked.
“Did you find your trunks?” Izzy queried, anxious to see what excuse Liz would offer for her new-found powers.
“Yeah, I guess Pam stuck them on top of the paper towel holder in the bathroom,” Liz swallowed at the lie. “I’d better get going,” she hurriedly pointed to the door as she made her escape.
“Ok,” Izzy replied as she followed Liz out the door. “What the hell is she up to?” Isabel wondered to herself as she waited in the wings to watch Liz and Max dance.
~~~~
Liz smiled at Max in his blue silk bowling shirt and white tie which he paired with black slacks and black and white oxfords.
Liz completed the patriotic picture in her red satin blouse and short, flippy skirt with its white satin lining underneath. Her saddle shoes and bobby socks were the finishing touch. They held their breath for a second as their names were announced and the familiar throbbing drum beat began.
Liz pulled a seemingly-unwilling Max onto the dance floor by his tie, as she backed into position, coaxing him along. During the drum and guitar intro, they started with some Charleston kicks as they faced each other, their fingers snapping low at their sides. As the pitch of the intro rose, Max and Liz again took turns beckoning each other and sliding across the floor at the waggle of the other’s finger. Though they wouldn’t admit it to anyone, they did use a little alien trickery to make the slides all the more impressive. They danced to center stage as Adam Ant crooned the first verse.
With the heartbreak open
Liz spun behind Max, fisting her hands underneath his shirt to mimic a heartbeat as Max held a playful look of desperation on his face. They danced in place throughout their opening choreography as they set the stage for all the tricks they had in store for later on.
So much you can't hide
Max then spun behind Liz as she put her palms up, seeming to look all around for Max.
Put on a little makeup, makeup
Liz slipped her hands to Max’s backside as his hands went to her face, pretending to powder her cheeks and chin. Liz’s eyes playfully glanced upward as she gave the audience a satisfied grin.
Make sure they get your good side, good side
“Mmm, my favorite part,” Liz purred silently.
Again, Max spun in front of Liz, but faced her this time as she palmed his backside while he wiggled his ass.
Whistles and applause sounded from the female members of the audience, young and old. Max couldn’t help but blush as they continued to dance.
If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Switching places, with one hand over Liz’s mouth and the other grasping her hand, Max twirled Liz out before bringing her back to his body.
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Reaching inside her bra, Liz scattered the altered Monopoly money across the first row in a fluttering rainbow.
“I could’ve done that for you,” Max teased.
“Maybe next time,” Liz replied, ”Our mothers are watching, you know.”
Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes
Max and Liz worked their way to opposite sides of the stage and back, turning their feet in and out, both amused at the irony of the lyrics—if their friends and family only knew the truth, they would certainly stop teasing the pair about being so sweet and innocent.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
Max took the first turn at pantomiming to the song lyrics, Liz holding up her palms in inquiry while rolling her eyes suggestively toward Max.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
Liz took a phantom shot and drag as Max struck the same quizzical pose that Liz had held.
Subtle innuendos follow
Liz spun around, moving behind Max. Max lifted Liz, then grabbed her by the back and waist, leaning forward till she swung around to land cradled between his thighs.
“Ooh, just where I like you,” Max teased as he finished the dip.
“Hey, remember what happened the last time we talked about flying cherries,” Liz retaliated with a silent smile.
There must be something inside
As Max stood up from his slight squat, Liz flew forward with Max immediately moving to catch her as they finished the trip out.
We don't follow fashion
That would be a joke
In a tandem Charleston, Max and Liz kicked to each side before he lifted her into a Russian, with Max kicking between her spread legs.
You know we're going to set them, set them
So everyone can take note, take note
Resuming their Charleston with Max holding Liz’s hands as he danced behind her, Max pulled Liz up by her hands as she jumped and flipped forward, still holding on to Max. Their first stunt was met with cheers and applause from the audience.
“Ready for boxcars?” Max inquired
“Sure.” Liz turned to face Max as she wrapped her hands around her neck
When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Liz swung her legs to Max’s right, then left as he guided her at the waist, helping to propel her movement.
Opening their eyeballs, eyeballs
Liz spread her legs wide and straddled Max’s thighs.
“Aww, sure you can’t stay like that?” Max teased.
“You’ll have to wait till the show’s over,” Liz replied in playful condescension.
Pretending that you're Al Green, Al Green
Max lifted Liz into a candlestick position, her body straight and her feet high overhead. Liz kicked her legs back to the last four beats of the line before Max lowered her back to the dance floor.
Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes
Max and Liz returned to their sugar push with Liz giving a nice swivel at each beat, sending her skirt twirling.
Smiling at the fantastic show her friends were giving, Maria watched from the wings. Her attention was diverted by the parking lot light that shone through as the opposite stage door was opened. Maria noticed Pam Troy leaving in a huff, a wad of red fabric in her hand.
“Strange,” Maria thought as she returned her focus to Max and Liz.
Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes
Paying homage to the dance’s origins, Liz positioned herself for a Lindy flip, pushing off from Max’s shoulder, her body circling round his head, landing back where she started. Max immediately turned to stand back to back with Liz, locking arms and sending her flying over his back. The audience cheered to see the nostalgic moves.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
At the end of the swingout, Liz jumped high and back, with a throw from Max to land the Jersey bounce.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
Max and Liz repeated the move, this time Liz sent Max flying up and back, utilizing a little alien force to make up for her lack of stature.
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
Launching into the Around the World, Liz jumped into Max’s arms, then swung around his back and shoulders until he caught her again, giving her bare belly a discreet kiss as she flew by.
Liz giggled silently at his ticklish attentions.
She jumped over his shoulder once again, but Max caught her at the knees and threw her back in the direction she came from for the stylish ‘Frankie Snatch.’
No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong or what's right
Liz flipped over into a handstand as Max caught her, bringing her to his shoulders as she faced him.
“No nibbling—we’re in public,” Liz teased wordlessly.
“I’ll be good,” Max promised as Liz flipped forward and landed on her feet, completing the pancake flip.
Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with
Liz leapfrogged over Max as he squatted down, then immediately crouched down for Max’s turn.
Or that I've won the big fight, big fight
Max leapfrogged over Liz’s back, with Liz immediately standing to give Max a playful kick in the ass, to send him theatrically sprawling.
Look out or they'll tell you
You're a Superstar
Max flipped Liz in a cartwheel, the star-shaped pattern mimicking the lyrics of the song. He spun her around again so they were face-to-face.
Two weeks and you're an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far
Liz placed her hands around Max’s neck once again, her right hand clasped to her left wrist.
He swung her around in a pendulum, lifting his legs every time her legs passed under, never missing a beat. Their ever-present synchronization with each other looked particularly impressive to the audience.
“It looks like they can almost read each other’s minds,” Nancy whispered to Diane as they sat in the audience.
“It wouldn’t surprise me a bit,” Diane responded as she grinned to herself, knowing that Max and Liz had long been able to communicate with each other secretly.
If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Liz assumed her handstand again, Max picking her up and holding her high overhead as her thighs rested on his shoulders for a moment before he threw her over his head. Liz completed the waterfall as she slid down Max’s back, head first, then caught his thighs and slid between Max’s spread legs before he hoisted her back up. The impressive move was met with wild applause.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
In an impressive show of strength, Liz catapulted Max over her shoulder for an impressive flip. He turned again to face her and reached across her body while placing his right foot between hers. He completed the ‘Tomahawk’ with sending Liz into a body roll.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
Turning the single ‘Tomahawk’ into a ‘Viva Las Vegas’, Liz reached across Max and stepped behind, sending his body flying across the back of her own.
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
They continued the series of flips to the wild applause of the audience who were captivated by the stunt.
Michael stepped in behind Maria who was watching from the wings, “You think that’s all Liz?” he questioned quietly. Of course, Liz had always been athletic and graceful, but Michael wondered how someone so small could support Max’s weight.
“I don’t know,” Maria whispered in reply. “She always said she could carry him out of a building if she had to—you know—fire, earthquake, crazy stalker—but--I just don’t know…”
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
Max lay down on the floor, as Liz placed her hands on either side of Max before she flipped over the length of his body with a little push from her partner.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
Liz then assumed Max’s position as he flipped over her. Quickly pulling Liz up off the floor, they started one last swing out.
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
At the end of the last line, Liz jumped into Max’s arms, her shins on his thigh. In rehearsal, Max gave Liz a kiss on the cheek on the last word of the song, but instead, Liz turned at the last minute, meeting Max’s lips with her own, giving a big wink to the audience on the last solo drumbeats that finished the song. Their efforts were met with loud clapping and cheers from everyone in the audience.
Breathlessly, Liz and Max ran to the wings where Maria and Michael lay waiting.
“Great Job!” Maria hugged Max and Liz as they still breathed heavily.
Michael lightly pinched Liz’s bicep causing Liz to giggle.
“What are you doing, Michael?” Liz looked at him with humorous incredulity.
“Just wondering how tough you are, Parker? Able to pick up Max here and all,” Michael even lifted her by her arms, trying to surmise her strength.
“Hey, I’ll take you on any day, Guerin!” Liz laughed, “Now put me down!”
“Yeah, unhand the poor girl, Michael,” Max pulled Liz back to his side. Even though Michael was teasing, Max really didn’t want his inquiries to go any further.
“You guys rocked the joint,” Alex exclaimed as he high-fived Max and gave Liz a hug around her neck.
Isabel, in her bikini top and sarong, joined Alex, though she was about to enter the stage herself after three other girls made their passes in the seasons newest swimwear.
“Yeah, you guys were amazing!” she hugged Liz and then turned to hug her brother.
“Are you going to be home later?” Isabel whispered.
Max nodded slightly as he raised his eyebrows.
“I need to talk to you before you sneak back to Liz’s,” Isabel hissed into her brother’s ear, before breaking away and smiling to the group.
“Miss Isabel Evans is wearing…” the announcer called.
“Wish me luck!” Isabel entreated, “I’ll talk to you later,” she mouthed to her brother whose head rose with a slight defensiveness that only his sister and Liz noticed.
He gave her a short nod as she entered the stage, the sound of her heels dying in the round of applause.
~~~~~~
“I thought we agreed you two wouldn’t induce any heart attacks tonight,” Diane teased Max and Liz, “I think they had to cart some poor guy out of here after those stunts,” Diane hugged them both, cupping her son’s chin in her hand as he rolled his eyes a bit.
“Well, if that’s so, then we’ll have to pay him a visit,” Max retorted, with a mischievous gleam in his eye.
“And bring flowers,” Liz chimed in.
“Let’s all head to the Crash for a bite,” Nancy added as she hugged Max and Liz in congratulations.
“We’ve got to grab our stuff from backstage, and we’ll meet you there,” Liz replied, hungry now that the performance was over and the evening had proved to be a financial success for the DAV.
As they made their way backstage once more, Max leaned over to Liz, “I’ve got to talk to Izzy tonight. Something’s up.”
“Yeah, I figured,” Liz sighed. “Well, we’d better fatten you up before you face the firing squad,” she joked wryly as they grabbed their bags and made their way to the jeep.
~~~
After dinner with their friends and family at the Crashdown, Izzy piped up that she needed to run home to change. Bowing to the inevitable, Max offered to drive her. Once at home, Isabel began her interrogation.
“So what did you want to talk about, Iz?” Max sighed as he plopped onto his bed.
“Liz has powers—I’d like to know how and why,” an exasperated Izzy demanded.
“What do you mean, ‘Liz has powers?’” Max tried to play dumb, but to no avail.
“I saw her, Max. I saw her change the color of her panties when her dance trunks went missing. I saw her change her hair and make up. She knew what she was doing,” Izzy insisted.
“What’s the big deal, Iz. So she changes her panties from black to red. It’s not like she’s blowing up buildings or something.”
“So you know she was wearing black panties, huh?” Isabel inquired coyly, changing her tone.
“Iz, I woke up with her this morning. Yes, I know what color panties she was wearing. It wasn’t the first time I’d seen her in her underwear,” Max stated matter-a-factly.
“I’m just wondering if that has anything to do with her new powers?” Izzy waggled her fingers at Max with a smirk on her face.
“Iz, you know I’ve healed her several times over the years,” Max conceded. “We just guessed this must be a residual effect,” Max sighed as he gave his sister part of the truth.
“And when did you two plan on telling us this?” Izzy returned to her indignant line of questioning.
“It really just started recently—while we were gone to Albuquerque,” Max confessed.
“Well, I think everyone has a right to know,” Isabel insisted.
“And we will tell them when we are ready,” Max countered. “I know everyone has plenty to say when it concerns Liz and me, but we will—“ Max stammered in frustration, “We will let the others know when we have figured it out first,” Max stood up to his demanding sister.
“Now, Alex and I will be gone to Vegas for a few days, and I want you to call me if anything else happens,” Isabel instructed.
“Vegas?” Max asked wide-eyed.
“Now before you make some lame comment about us running off to get married, or some such nonsense, he is taking me to the fashion show at Caesar’s.”
“I wasn’t going to say that, Iz. You’re going to be perfectly happy with Alex—three kids on a cul-de-sac. Why does it matter if you start tomorrow or five years from now?” Max caught himself after he already had said too much. Isabel had pushed him, and he fought back with privileged information.
“What was that?” Isabel breathed out.
“Nothing—dammit, Isabel. Just forget it,” Max huffed as he started to pace the room.
“No—this is my life we’re talking about here. You better tell me what you know,” Isabel threatened.
Max breathed a heavy sigh, “The future’s not written in stone, Iz, but I do know that you and Alex aren’t running off to get married,” his expression softened as he held his sister’s arms, “You are definitely the huge church wedding, five bridesmaids kind of girl. And that sort of wedding takes planning,” Max conceded with a resigned smile.
“So she can see the future?” Izzy inquired softly, responding to her brother’s concession.
“Just flashes, nothing on demand,” Max smiled, “It’s a lot to adjust to, so we’re really trying to deal with this before everybody else throws in their opinion,” Max raised his eyebrow to make the point.
“You know I’ll end up telling Alex,” Isabel confessed sheepishly.
“I know,” Max hugged his sister. “Do well this week, and have fun in Vegas. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do,” Max smiled as he opened his window and sat on the ledge.
Isabel laughed when she wondered what limitations Max’s demand would still hold.
“See you when you get back,” Max smiled as he cleared the sill and jogged off into the darkness.
“Why, thank you,” Maria replied with a touch of pride as she started to help Liz with her outfit for the show. “Hey, Liz, do you already have your dance trunks on?” Maria noticed the critical piece of Liz’s costume was mysteriously missing as she lifted up Liz’s satin blouse and skirt.
“Um, no, I wonder where they could be?” Liz worriedly started poking through her dance bag.
“I wonder if that heinous bitch, Pam Troy, might have had something to do with it? She was whining and screeching after Kyle doused her with milk during their magic act,” Maria guessed at the likely culprit.
“The Disappearing Milk Trick didn’t quite go as planned?” Liz questioned.
“No, and since the magic act turned out to be a bust, Kyle turned it into a comedy act—Pam being on the receiving end of most of the jokes,” Maria explained. “I think Pam had curdled by the end.”
“Ahh,” Liz nodded. “Still, that’s no reason to take it out on me,” Liz shook her head as she glanced in the trash can.
“You know she’s always been jealous. I suppose she just wanted someone to be more embarrassed than she was,” Maria surmised as she continued to poke around the green room in hopes of finding the thick red trunks.
“Ria, go see if you can find Pam and beat the truth out of her if you have to, and I’ll keep looking,” Liz entreated as she slipped on her skirt and buttoned her blouse, tying it the front to reveal her midriff.
“No problem,” Maria left the room in haste, leaving Liz alone.
Maria searched backstage for Pam, but instead found Isabel who was waiting in the wings as Alex finished his very loud rendition of “The Star-Spangled Banner,” much to the surprised expressions of the Ladies’ Auxiliary members who were running the show. Alex let the last chord ring out and finished to the loud applause of the vets of the 60’s and 70’s, highly appreciative of his efforts, a few even flicking their lighters in Alex’s honor.
“That was great, Alex,” Izzy squealed as Alex rushed to her arms. Isabel was dressed in the bikini top and sarong she was wearing for the short fashion show that followed Max and Liz’s dance.
“Thank you,” Alex waggled his eyebrows as he slung his free arm around his girlfriend, reveling in all the bare skin she was revealing.
“Awesome job, Alex. Hendrix couldn’t have done it better,” Maria rushed, “But Izzy, Liz needs you for a minute in the green room. I think Pam Troy made off with Liz’s dance trunks.”
“On my way,” Izzy pecked Alex on the cheek and headed back to the dressing area.
~~~
“Crap, we are up next,” Liz thought aloud. “Oh, well, I’ll just lie to Maria and say I found them.”
Liz hiked up her skirt and touched her black, lacy panties.
At that same moment, Izzy peeked through the crack of the door to see Liz’s state of undress before she opened the door wide to go in. Izzy held her breath and raised her eyebrow as she watched Liz turn her panties from black to red and thicken the fabric until they resembled the opaque dance trunks she required. She then fastened a few errant strands of hair from her pony tail with a little alien magic.
‘Almost ready,” she breathed as she passed her hand over her face, darkening her make up and bringing out the sparkles in her shadow and blush.
Izzy announced her arrival with a knock before she opened the door, “Liz, you alright in there?”
“Yeah, Iz, come on in,” Liz smiled, unaware as she was of Izzy’s presence before she knocked.
“Did you find your trunks?” Izzy queried, anxious to see what excuse Liz would offer for her new-found powers.
“Yeah, I guess Pam stuck them on top of the paper towel holder in the bathroom,” Liz swallowed at the lie. “I’d better get going,” she hurriedly pointed to the door as she made her escape.
“Ok,” Izzy replied as she followed Liz out the door. “What the hell is she up to?” Isabel wondered to herself as she waited in the wings to watch Liz and Max dance.
~~~~
Liz smiled at Max in his blue silk bowling shirt and white tie which he paired with black slacks and black and white oxfords.
Liz completed the patriotic picture in her red satin blouse and short, flippy skirt with its white satin lining underneath. Her saddle shoes and bobby socks were the finishing touch. They held their breath for a second as their names were announced and the familiar throbbing drum beat began.
Liz pulled a seemingly-unwilling Max onto the dance floor by his tie, as she backed into position, coaxing him along. During the drum and guitar intro, they started with some Charleston kicks as they faced each other, their fingers snapping low at their sides. As the pitch of the intro rose, Max and Liz again took turns beckoning each other and sliding across the floor at the waggle of the other’s finger. Though they wouldn’t admit it to anyone, they did use a little alien trickery to make the slides all the more impressive. They danced to center stage as Adam Ant crooned the first verse.
With the heartbreak open
Liz spun behind Max, fisting her hands underneath his shirt to mimic a heartbeat as Max held a playful look of desperation on his face. They danced in place throughout their opening choreography as they set the stage for all the tricks they had in store for later on.
So much you can't hide
Max then spun behind Liz as she put her palms up, seeming to look all around for Max.
Put on a little makeup, makeup
Liz slipped her hands to Max’s backside as his hands went to her face, pretending to powder her cheeks and chin. Liz’s eyes playfully glanced upward as she gave the audience a satisfied grin.
Make sure they get your good side, good side
“Mmm, my favorite part,” Liz purred silently.
Again, Max spun in front of Liz, but faced her this time as she palmed his backside while he wiggled his ass.
Whistles and applause sounded from the female members of the audience, young and old. Max couldn’t help but blush as they continued to dance.
If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Switching places, with one hand over Liz’s mouth and the other grasping her hand, Max twirled Liz out before bringing her back to his body.
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Reaching inside her bra, Liz scattered the altered Monopoly money across the first row in a fluttering rainbow.
“I could’ve done that for you,” Max teased.
“Maybe next time,” Liz replied, ”Our mothers are watching, you know.”
Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes
Max and Liz worked their way to opposite sides of the stage and back, turning their feet in and out, both amused at the irony of the lyrics—if their friends and family only knew the truth, they would certainly stop teasing the pair about being so sweet and innocent.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
Max took the first turn at pantomiming to the song lyrics, Liz holding up her palms in inquiry while rolling her eyes suggestively toward Max.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
Liz took a phantom shot and drag as Max struck the same quizzical pose that Liz had held.
Subtle innuendos follow
Liz spun around, moving behind Max. Max lifted Liz, then grabbed her by the back and waist, leaning forward till she swung around to land cradled between his thighs.
“Ooh, just where I like you,” Max teased as he finished the dip.
“Hey, remember what happened the last time we talked about flying cherries,” Liz retaliated with a silent smile.
There must be something inside
As Max stood up from his slight squat, Liz flew forward with Max immediately moving to catch her as they finished the trip out.
We don't follow fashion
That would be a joke
In a tandem Charleston, Max and Liz kicked to each side before he lifted her into a Russian, with Max kicking between her spread legs.
You know we're going to set them, set them
So everyone can take note, take note
Resuming their Charleston with Max holding Liz’s hands as he danced behind her, Max pulled Liz up by her hands as she jumped and flipped forward, still holding on to Max. Their first stunt was met with cheers and applause from the audience.
“Ready for boxcars?” Max inquired
“Sure.” Liz turned to face Max as she wrapped her hands around her neck
When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Liz swung her legs to Max’s right, then left as he guided her at the waist, helping to propel her movement.
Opening their eyeballs, eyeballs
Liz spread her legs wide and straddled Max’s thighs.
“Aww, sure you can’t stay like that?” Max teased.
“You’ll have to wait till the show’s over,” Liz replied in playful condescension.
Pretending that you're Al Green, Al Green
Max lifted Liz into a candlestick position, her body straight and her feet high overhead. Liz kicked her legs back to the last four beats of the line before Max lowered her back to the dance floor.
Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes
Max and Liz returned to their sugar push with Liz giving a nice swivel at each beat, sending her skirt twirling.
Smiling at the fantastic show her friends were giving, Maria watched from the wings. Her attention was diverted by the parking lot light that shone through as the opposite stage door was opened. Maria noticed Pam Troy leaving in a huff, a wad of red fabric in her hand.
“Strange,” Maria thought as she returned her focus to Max and Liz.
Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes
Paying homage to the dance’s origins, Liz positioned herself for a Lindy flip, pushing off from Max’s shoulder, her body circling round his head, landing back where she started. Max immediately turned to stand back to back with Liz, locking arms and sending her flying over his back. The audience cheered to see the nostalgic moves.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
At the end of the swingout, Liz jumped high and back, with a throw from Max to land the Jersey bounce.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
Max and Liz repeated the move, this time Liz sent Max flying up and back, utilizing a little alien force to make up for her lack of stature.
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
Launching into the Around the World, Liz jumped into Max’s arms, then swung around his back and shoulders until he caught her again, giving her bare belly a discreet kiss as she flew by.
Liz giggled silently at his ticklish attentions.
She jumped over his shoulder once again, but Max caught her at the knees and threw her back in the direction she came from for the stylish ‘Frankie Snatch.’
No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong or what's right
Liz flipped over into a handstand as Max caught her, bringing her to his shoulders as she faced him.
“No nibbling—we’re in public,” Liz teased wordlessly.
“I’ll be good,” Max promised as Liz flipped forward and landed on her feet, completing the pancake flip.
Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with
Liz leapfrogged over Max as he squatted down, then immediately crouched down for Max’s turn.
Or that I've won the big fight, big fight
Max leapfrogged over Liz’s back, with Liz immediately standing to give Max a playful kick in the ass, to send him theatrically sprawling.
Look out or they'll tell you
You're a Superstar
Max flipped Liz in a cartwheel, the star-shaped pattern mimicking the lyrics of the song. He spun her around again so they were face-to-face.
Two weeks and you're an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far
Liz placed her hands around Max’s neck once again, her right hand clasped to her left wrist.
He swung her around in a pendulum, lifting his legs every time her legs passed under, never missing a beat. Their ever-present synchronization with each other looked particularly impressive to the audience.
“It looks like they can almost read each other’s minds,” Nancy whispered to Diane as they sat in the audience.
“It wouldn’t surprise me a bit,” Diane responded as she grinned to herself, knowing that Max and Liz had long been able to communicate with each other secretly.
If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Liz assumed her handstand again, Max picking her up and holding her high overhead as her thighs rested on his shoulders for a moment before he threw her over his head. Liz completed the waterfall as she slid down Max’s back, head first, then caught his thighs and slid between Max’s spread legs before he hoisted her back up. The impressive move was met with wild applause.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
In an impressive show of strength, Liz catapulted Max over her shoulder for an impressive flip. He turned again to face her and reached across her body while placing his right foot between hers. He completed the ‘Tomahawk’ with sending Liz into a body roll.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
Turning the single ‘Tomahawk’ into a ‘Viva Las Vegas’, Liz reached across Max and stepped behind, sending his body flying across the back of her own.
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
They continued the series of flips to the wild applause of the audience who were captivated by the stunt.
Michael stepped in behind Maria who was watching from the wings, “You think that’s all Liz?” he questioned quietly. Of course, Liz had always been athletic and graceful, but Michael wondered how someone so small could support Max’s weight.
“I don’t know,” Maria whispered in reply. “She always said she could carry him out of a building if she had to—you know—fire, earthquake, crazy stalker—but--I just don’t know…”
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
Max lay down on the floor, as Liz placed her hands on either side of Max before she flipped over the length of his body with a little push from her partner.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do?
Liz then assumed Max’s position as he flipped over her. Quickly pulling Liz up off the floor, they started one last swing out.
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
At the end of the last line, Liz jumped into Max’s arms, her shins on his thigh. In rehearsal, Max gave Liz a kiss on the cheek on the last word of the song, but instead, Liz turned at the last minute, meeting Max’s lips with her own, giving a big wink to the audience on the last solo drumbeats that finished the song. Their efforts were met with loud clapping and cheers from everyone in the audience.
Breathlessly, Liz and Max ran to the wings where Maria and Michael lay waiting.
“Great Job!” Maria hugged Max and Liz as they still breathed heavily.
Michael lightly pinched Liz’s bicep causing Liz to giggle.
“What are you doing, Michael?” Liz looked at him with humorous incredulity.
“Just wondering how tough you are, Parker? Able to pick up Max here and all,” Michael even lifted her by her arms, trying to surmise her strength.
“Hey, I’ll take you on any day, Guerin!” Liz laughed, “Now put me down!”
“Yeah, unhand the poor girl, Michael,” Max pulled Liz back to his side. Even though Michael was teasing, Max really didn’t want his inquiries to go any further.
“You guys rocked the joint,” Alex exclaimed as he high-fived Max and gave Liz a hug around her neck.
Isabel, in her bikini top and sarong, joined Alex, though she was about to enter the stage herself after three other girls made their passes in the seasons newest swimwear.
“Yeah, you guys were amazing!” she hugged Liz and then turned to hug her brother.
“Are you going to be home later?” Isabel whispered.
Max nodded slightly as he raised his eyebrows.
“I need to talk to you before you sneak back to Liz’s,” Isabel hissed into her brother’s ear, before breaking away and smiling to the group.
“Miss Isabel Evans is wearing…” the announcer called.
“Wish me luck!” Isabel entreated, “I’ll talk to you later,” she mouthed to her brother whose head rose with a slight defensiveness that only his sister and Liz noticed.
He gave her a short nod as she entered the stage, the sound of her heels dying in the round of applause.
~~~~~~
“I thought we agreed you two wouldn’t induce any heart attacks tonight,” Diane teased Max and Liz, “I think they had to cart some poor guy out of here after those stunts,” Diane hugged them both, cupping her son’s chin in her hand as he rolled his eyes a bit.
“Well, if that’s so, then we’ll have to pay him a visit,” Max retorted, with a mischievous gleam in his eye.
“And bring flowers,” Liz chimed in.
“Let’s all head to the Crash for a bite,” Nancy added as she hugged Max and Liz in congratulations.
“We’ve got to grab our stuff from backstage, and we’ll meet you there,” Liz replied, hungry now that the performance was over and the evening had proved to be a financial success for the DAV.
As they made their way backstage once more, Max leaned over to Liz, “I’ve got to talk to Izzy tonight. Something’s up.”
“Yeah, I figured,” Liz sighed. “Well, we’d better fatten you up before you face the firing squad,” she joked wryly as they grabbed their bags and made their way to the jeep.
~~~
After dinner with their friends and family at the Crashdown, Izzy piped up that she needed to run home to change. Bowing to the inevitable, Max offered to drive her. Once at home, Isabel began her interrogation.
“So what did you want to talk about, Iz?” Max sighed as he plopped onto his bed.
“Liz has powers—I’d like to know how and why,” an exasperated Izzy demanded.
“What do you mean, ‘Liz has powers?’” Max tried to play dumb, but to no avail.
“I saw her, Max. I saw her change the color of her panties when her dance trunks went missing. I saw her change her hair and make up. She knew what she was doing,” Izzy insisted.
“What’s the big deal, Iz. So she changes her panties from black to red. It’s not like she’s blowing up buildings or something.”
“So you know she was wearing black panties, huh?” Isabel inquired coyly, changing her tone.
“Iz, I woke up with her this morning. Yes, I know what color panties she was wearing. It wasn’t the first time I’d seen her in her underwear,” Max stated matter-a-factly.
“I’m just wondering if that has anything to do with her new powers?” Izzy waggled her fingers at Max with a smirk on her face.
“Iz, you know I’ve healed her several times over the years,” Max conceded. “We just guessed this must be a residual effect,” Max sighed as he gave his sister part of the truth.
“And when did you two plan on telling us this?” Izzy returned to her indignant line of questioning.
“It really just started recently—while we were gone to Albuquerque,” Max confessed.
“Well, I think everyone has a right to know,” Isabel insisted.
“And we will tell them when we are ready,” Max countered. “I know everyone has plenty to say when it concerns Liz and me, but we will—“ Max stammered in frustration, “We will let the others know when we have figured it out first,” Max stood up to his demanding sister.
“Now, Alex and I will be gone to Vegas for a few days, and I want you to call me if anything else happens,” Isabel instructed.
“Vegas?” Max asked wide-eyed.
“Now before you make some lame comment about us running off to get married, or some such nonsense, he is taking me to the fashion show at Caesar’s.”
“I wasn’t going to say that, Iz. You’re going to be perfectly happy with Alex—three kids on a cul-de-sac. Why does it matter if you start tomorrow or five years from now?” Max caught himself after he already had said too much. Isabel had pushed him, and he fought back with privileged information.
“What was that?” Isabel breathed out.
“Nothing—dammit, Isabel. Just forget it,” Max huffed as he started to pace the room.
“No—this is my life we’re talking about here. You better tell me what you know,” Isabel threatened.
Max breathed a heavy sigh, “The future’s not written in stone, Iz, but I do know that you and Alex aren’t running off to get married,” his expression softened as he held his sister’s arms, “You are definitely the huge church wedding, five bridesmaids kind of girl. And that sort of wedding takes planning,” Max conceded with a resigned smile.
“So she can see the future?” Izzy inquired softly, responding to her brother’s concession.
“Just flashes, nothing on demand,” Max smiled, “It’s a lot to adjust to, so we’re really trying to deal with this before everybody else throws in their opinion,” Max raised his eyebrow to make the point.
“You know I’ll end up telling Alex,” Isabel confessed sheepishly.
“I know,” Max hugged his sister. “Do well this week, and have fun in Vegas. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do,” Max smiled as he opened his window and sat on the ledge.
Isabel laughed when she wondered what limitations Max’s demand would still hold.
“See you when you get back,” Max smiled as he cleared the sill and jogged off into the darkness.