Things that people here would be shocked to know about you.

[valentinebaby]

LOL I hate porn. I don't know why, but all the ones I've watched just seem so cheesy and I can't help but laugh. Maybe I've just never seen a good one.

But what about that great movie soundtrack music you're missing?....and yes that was hard to say with a straight face Why do all the old porn movies have the same soundtrack? I can still here it now "Wakka Chikka Wakke Chikka Bow Wow!"

ROFL Oh god it hurts to laugh. Yeah well there's always youtube. Wonder what would happen if I typed in chessy porn music into the search bar.

[Earth2Mama]

LOL I hate porn. I don't know why, but all the ones I've watched just seem so cheesy and I can't help but laugh. Maybe I've just never seen a good one.

But what about that great movie soundtrack music you're missing?....and yes that was hard to say with a straight face Why do all the old porn movies have the same soundtrack? I can still here it now "Wakka Chikka Wakke Chikka Bow Wow!"

ROFL Oh god it hurts to laugh. Yeah well there's always youtube. Wonder what would happen if I typed in chessy porn music into the search bar.

O.k. That's about the only thing I can't stand about porn ... lousy music to have sex by. Seriously, that crap doesn't get me in the mood. I usually have to put the volume on low ... way low as to drown out the sound of the music.

[killjoy]

I actually know how to sew a button back on a shirt. My grandmother taught me years ago when I was little.She even tried to show me how to hem pants but I stink at that so bad that I leave it to my mom to do.

[April]

I can't cook to save my life.

[killjoy]

I can't cook to save my life.

The take out queen huh?

[Earth2Mama]

I can't cook to save my life.

I can cook ... and choose not too. I usually just have coffee and a toasted English Muffin for dinner.

[April]

I can't cook to save my life.

The take out queen huh?

Well, I can microwave things . . . but when it comes to an oven or a stove, I get nervous.

[NotYourChick]

I can't cook to save my life.

I could cook for you. Its what I'm going to school for.

[RiceKrispy]

I got caught doing something naughty with my boyfriend in high school (who is still my boyfriend now) AT SCHOOL by the school administrators and managed to convince them not to call my parents.

I was kind of a horny little bitch.

I blame all the fanfics.

[killjoy]

I can't cook to save my life.

The take out queen huh?

Well, I can microwave things . . . but when it comes to an oven or a stove, I get nervous.

Well I can feel your pain there April.For the only thing I can cook is.....well Froot Loops...and that's about it.In fact I once lived at a place for ten years...and I think I only turned the stove on about five times in the whole ten years.