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Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:54 am**

Sologirl102 wrote:we should have been the ones writing the show.

I know... we could have had so much fun with it!! lol

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:27 pm**

with us in charge, however, we probably would have made it fluff though. So, instead, we should have been in charge of relationship threads. So the writers would create the episodes, and we would just destroy the whole Tess getting pregnant thing because well, i just don't like tess. So, they create episodes, we control the relationships in them. If i had my say, Alex and Isabel would be dating by the end of the episode where Alex gets arrested. oh and we'd also control Michael's hairstyles, because DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:31 pm**

Anyways, another way to kill Tess. I say a massive body failure. Her breast implants leak, poisoning the arteries to the heart, and the chemicals from her hair dye goes to her brain and makes her officially brain dead. For good measure, the kid in her stomach goes all Alien and explodes out of her stomach. (Not Roswell alien, but the movie Alien)

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:53 pm**

HAHAHAHA! Imagine tess in the 1692! Salem Witch Trials being burned at the stack!

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:28 pm**

Lol... that would be so awesome!! I like the idea that Tess gets ubducted by brutal serial killers wanting ransom but no one notices she is gone so they dismemeber her piece by peace making shure she doesn't die until they get to her heart...

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:40 pm**

we are so blood thirsty. It's almost not funny, but than it is.

She takes a really hot shower and the steam builds up.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 6:57 pm**

*backs away slowly, reminding herself never to piss off Roswell fanatics*

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:10 pm**

Sologirl102 wrote:we are so blood thirsty. It's almost not funny, but than it is.

Yeah it would be not funny if it was to anyone else... but then it's tess so its really funny!

Posted: **Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:40 am**

How to get rid of Tess hmmmm maybe pairing her off with Kyle like she should have been

Maybe if the writers on the show would have had two brain cells to rub togther,other than being the dumbass that they were than they would have thought of that.

Posted: **Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:54 pm**

Has anyone said something about her getting eating alive by gerbils (a.k.a. her own kind

) while drowning in green Tobasco Sauce?

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