Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:16 pm
Tess: Fuck Destiny
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Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:03 pm
Jeff Parker: Liz would you please pass me the joint?
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:07 pm
nobody wants to play 
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:03 am
Maria: What do you mean I can't dress like the amish?
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:20 am
Michael: I love you Maria 
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:10 pm
Isabel: "Oh I just love buying clothes at Kmart!" (I don't know if that's funny but I so can't see someone like Isabel shopping there )
Michael: "Alright,the new Back Street Boys CD is out!"
Alex "Ohhh,ohhh,god Isabel that feels so good!"
"WHAT?!"
Alex (eyes huge and turning red) "Oh sorry Leana."
Finally having enough of Maria's moaning and bitching, Liz slammed her school book down and went off on her friend.
"Damn it Maria if Michael doesn't treat you right and is always acting like an ass, than why do you stay with him?!"
Maria just leaned over and whispered into Liz's ear.
Straitening up in surprise Liz could only whisper "How long did you say it was?"
)Michael: "Alright,the new Back Street Boys CD is out!"
Alex "Ohhh,ohhh,god Isabel that feels so good!"
"WHAT?!"
Alex (eyes huge and turning red) "Oh sorry Leana."
Finally having enough of Maria's moaning and bitching, Liz slammed her school book down and went off on her friend.
"Damn it Maria if Michael doesn't treat you right and is always acting like an ass, than why do you stay with him?!"
Maria just leaned over and whispered into Liz's ear.
Straitening up in surprise Liz could only whisper "How long did you say it was?"
Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:50 am
killjoy, you always crack me up!
Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:36 am
Finally having enough of Maria's moaning and bitching, Liz slammed her school book down and went off on her friend.
"Damn it Maria if Michael doesn't treat you right and is always acting like an ass, than why do you stay with him?!"
Maria just leaned over and whispered into Liz's ear.
Straitening up in surprise Liz could only whisper "How long did you say it was?"
Excellent
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:39 pm
We can see a small car parked behind some bushes.All of it's windows are fogged up.The car is moving up and down in a very suspicious like manner.As we get closer we can hear Michael's voice coming from the back seat of the small car.
"Oh god,oh god,oh god Amy!"
"Call me Maria's mom!"
"Oh god Maria's mom!"
Points to those of you who can tell me what movie I stold this from
"Oh god,oh god,oh god Amy!"
"Call me Maria's mom!"
"Oh god Maria's mom!"
Points to those of you who can tell me what movie I stold this from
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:55 am
Now, this kind of question is supposed to be a challenge to people... 
American Pie...
American Pie...