Roswell Fanatics

@Nathan

Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.

Q. When would you care for a man's company?
A. When he owns it.

Q. Why do men get married?
A. So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go
to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to
the fridge.


Q. What are a woman's four favorite animals?
A. A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in
the bedroom, and a Jackass to pay for it all.

Q: Why are hurricanes usually named after women?
A: Because when they first arrive in your life, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take his house and car.

Q. If a man says something in the forest, and there is no woman
there to hear him, will she still tell him he's doing it all wrong?
A. You can bet on it!

Thanks for that LOL, really liked the last one .

really liked the fourth one

hilarious stuff

I think Jeff Foxworthy said it the best on how men and women can say the same thing and get two different answers.

Ok here goes.

If a woman goes up to a man and says....

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

Man's first thought is....

"Alright! Might get lucky tonight!"

But if a man goes up to a woman and says...

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

A woman's first thought is....

"Oh-no! I'm going to have to turn those pants inside out and wash them twice!"

One of the things that cracks me up about men and women is this.

A guy can go into Best Buy just to pick up some batteries and by the time he's done three hours later,he's maxed out his credit card and it takes three buggies to carry out all of his new electronic stuff.

Where on the other hand a woman can go to the mall to pick up ONE blouse that was on sell (or so she says ).But three hours later she comes out with her arms loaded down with bags.For you see the blouse might have been on sale but she still had to go and get a new pair of shoes that matched with it,not to mention earrings,a new pair of jeans........and so on and so on.

It's just nice to know where the different priorities lie.

you know what always seems unfair to me? A girl/woman can walk hand in hand with her best friend , even hug her and noone would think that they are lesbians. But if a guy would do something like this with his best buddies everyone would think they are gay

That's true.

As a guy I'll tell you the rule.

Unless they are gay the only time two men should be holding hands while walking is when one of them is blind and the other is leading him some where.

*Shrugs* Sorry that's just the way it is.