Roswell Fanatics

valentinebaby wrote:LOL To be honest I kinda figured stuff would be happening out in the open even though she said it wouldn't. I just wasn't expecting it to be quite that ummmm interesting, that's a good word. And honestly I don't mind a little kink but that was just wwwwaaaaayyyyy too much for me.

Heh I just realized that was the first time Tristen met my mom. Poor hubby.

LMAO! The fact that your still with the person who went with you ... speaks volumes!

Don't get me wrong, I love the kinky side as well (its a normal and healthy part of being a sexual person) - just not all in my face.

There are somethings even I am still uncomfortable with/around.

I met my husband during a game of D&D.

When I was 19 I got those creepy letters, where the words and letters were cut out of newspapers and magazines. Demanding me to leave my now husband :roll

kismet wrote:When I was 19 I got those creepy letters, where the words and letters were cut out of newspapers and magazines. Demanding me to leave my now husband :roll

ROFL Did you ever find out who it was? Crazy people.

killjoy wrote:My mom taught me and my siblings how to wash and dry our own clothes when we were in junior high.And from than on it was up to us to keep our own clothes washed and clean.

I've been doing my own laundry since I was 7. My dad was a Marine, and believes in a certain standard of cleanliness.

I'm an Atheist. That usually bothers people. You would not believe how many people have tried to convert me over the years. Frankly, it's getting a little tiresome.

I've bought alcohol for a minor (or two), but in my defense, it was my little brother and his best friends and they were partying in a safe, controlled environment. (Though I probably would have done it anyway for him.) He hit me up a few days after I turned 21.

My old RA organized a trip to two strip clubs when I was at UCSC for our floor, one club for women, one for men. The girls had no issue seeing chicks naked, but the guys had a major issue with seeing the guys naked. My RA (who was a really hot guy, by the way ) told the guys that if the girls had no issue seeing other girls naked, then they shouldn't have a problem with seeing guys naked. I think they all went along with it in the end because they didn't like him questioning their masculinity.

Hell...I like porn too. When I was at UCSC, I used to scour the $2 and $3 bins at a record store for anything that could possibly be good with my guy friend that lived a few doors down from me. One day we found a CD of porn themes. No fucking joke. We'd play it in his room and put on his blacklight and crack the door just the slightest bit so that people walking by would wonder what the hell was going on in his room.

Sigh.

Good times.

valentinebaby wrote:

kismet wrote:When I was 19 I got those creepy letters, where the words and letters were cut out of newspapers and magazines. Demanding me to leave my now husband :roll

ROFL Did you ever find out who it was? Crazy people.

I think it was a girl who was in my class in high school. I suspect her because she had a picture of me in her locker, that she poke with the needles Crazy people indeed.
I stll have the letters tough. I think it would be great to show them to my grandchildren one day

kismet wrote: I think it was a girl who was in my class in high school. I suspect her because she had a picture of me in her locker, that she poke with the needles Crazy people indeed.
I stll have the letters tough. I think it would be great to show them to my grandchildren one day

Yeah they'll get a kick out of it, your kids too. What a psycho.

Ok...

I once fell through a garage roof.

I've smoked pot and drank underage.

I once beat the crap out of a fish with a stick. (Not my fault, they didn't tell me how to kill the fish at the trout farm. Apparently you have to hit it on the top of the head, not the side of the face )

I used to compete fairly successfully on my horse in both dressage and showing. I went to State Champs for pony club dressage after I won my zone's dressage day and I also qualified for and competed in both the Royal Melbourne and Royal Sydney Show. Can't stand jumping though, I'm a total wuss.

And my personal favourite (everyone is horrified when I tell them this): I once cleaned my horse's penis. No joke. They made us do it for pony club. They handed us a pair of latex gloves and some baby oil and told us to get rid of all the smegma. Afer it was done I felt like taking us both to a rape crisis centre. Poor, poor Gordy...

Rowedog wrote:
And my personal favourite (everyone is horrified when I tell them this): I once cleaned my horse's penis. No joke. They made us do it for pony club. They handed us a pair of latex gloves and some baby oil and told us to get rid of all the smegma. Afer it was done I felt like taking us both to a rape crisis centre. Poor, poor Gordy...

You know I don't know if I should....laugh....shake my head in horror...or make some joke about how that event probably ruined you for all men.....so I'm just going to be quiet now

killjoy wrote:

Rowedog wrote:
And my personal favourite (everyone is horrified when I tell them this): I once cleaned my horse's penis. No joke. They made us do it for pony club. They handed us a pair of latex gloves and some baby oil and told us to get rid of all the smegma. Afer it was done I felt like taking us both to a rape crisis centre. Poor, poor Gordy...

You know I don't know if I should....laugh....shake my head in horror...or make some joke about how that event probably ruined you for all men.....so I'm just going to be quiet now

Nah, it wouldn't ruin me for all men. I've seen more than my fair share of horse penises and the size is more frightening than impressive. I definitely need something more compact. And of the two legged human variety.

Plus, it wasn't a very enjoyable experience - for either of us. He didn't enjoy it at all, he actually tucked back up into his sheath, so I had to stick my fingers up in there and... You know what? No one wants to know this.