Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

madroswellfan · Post by **madroswellfan** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:53 am

lol! Lol!!!
Killjoy you make me laugh so much!!!

killjoy · Post by **killjoy** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:23 pm

Having hit her peak Liz rolled off of Max and collapsed onto her side of the bed.Once she got her breathing back under control she turned to look over at her boyfriend.

"Wow Max that was great!" but when she got no reply Liz rolled over onto her side "Max?"

"..zzz..zzz..."

~~~~

After a night of love making Isabel rolled over and smiled at her husband.

"Tell me Alex do you love me?"

"Of course I do.What kind of stupid ass question is that?"

"Well?" Isabel hesitated "What is it about me that you like the most?"

"Well your spirit for one."

"My spirit?"

"Yeah" nodded Alex "The way you take charge and make sure everyone and everything turns out ok.How you care about the people in your life."

"Ohh Alex that's so sweet." Isabel smiled as she leaned over kissed Alex on the cheek and than rolled back to her position on the bed.

"Not to mention you got a nice pair of....."

That was all Alex got out before the pillow smacked him in the face.

killjoy · Post by **killjoy** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:46 pm

Maria and Tess were sitting on Tess's bed looking through magazines,putting on toe nail polish,gossiping about boys and all that other stuff girls do when they have other girls sleep over.

While Maria was wearing a pair of real short shorts and a tank top to bed,Tess was once again wearing Kyle's blue football jersey and nothing else.

And that was how Kyle and Michael found them when they walked into the bed room.

"OW!" Michael jumped when Kyle leaned over and pinched him hard on the arm "What the hell was that for?!"

"Just making sure this was real and I wasn't just having that dream again." said Kyle practically drooling at the sight on the bed.

"You're supposed to pinch yourself dumb ass!" yelled Michael.

FaithfulAngel24 · Post by **FaithfulAngel24** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:20 pm

"You're supposed to pinch yourself dumb ass!" yelled Michael.

OMG That is hilarious They should have had that on the show

killjoy · Post by **killjoy** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:14 pm

When Michael and Kyle noticed how Isabel was giving Alex the 'Look' during Prom they took the young man aside to give him a talk.

"Look Alex." said Michael "We want to make sure you're ready for this and that everything goes alright."

Kyle just nodded.

"Tell me Alex." said Michael "Have you even had sex before."

"I watched one of my brothers porno movies once.Does that count?" blushed Alex.

Kyle rolled his eyes "You shouldn't brag so much,Alex."

madroswellfan · Post by **madroswellfan** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:20 pm

lol!!!

FaithfulAngel24 · Post by **FaithfulAngel24** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:31 am

I've actually never done one of these but what the hell!

I'll give it a shot. LOL

*At the Crashdown before Prom*

MARIA: Hey so are you and Tess uh... you know?
KYLE: (Not sure how to convey his thoughts) Oh no, actually, it's like, she uh, she's hot and uh, but I feel really resistant for some reason, I can't quite put my finger on.
MARIA: Well, maybe you're just gay.
KYLE: (Contemplates that for a moment. Without meaning to his gaze lingers on Max) Damn it!
(Maria looks a bit startled and then concerned)
Kyle: (Feeling bad about his outburst he explains) I'm sorry. I just keep getting these images of Max Evans naked.
Maria: (shrugs flippantly as if it was the most natural thing in the world) Who doesn't? (The self proclaimed Teflon fans herself with her hand and gives Kyle a knowing smile before returning her gaze back to the alien King.)

killjoy · Post by **killjoy** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:36 am

Well I don't think of Max naked I'll have you know.

Tess,hell yes...and well Isabel....and Liz....well ok Maria too...ahhh hell even thought about Amy a time or two

chanks_girl · Post by **chanks_girl** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:41 pm

sorry triple post.

chanks_girl · Post by **chanks_girl** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:47 pm

sorry triple post