Originally i thought of this as more of a fic for the 3 couples, but i wouldn't mind a Candy taking it and giving M/M a bigger part.
Not overly good at giving a summary but hopfully it's clear enough
AU no Aliens, But if you want aliens i don't care.
Couples: Michael/Maria Max/Liz Alex/? > Alex/Isabel
Michael, Max & Alex are in their second year of college all 3 are roomates, Maria and Liz are in their first year.
Max and Michael after various encounters become attracted to Liz & Maria.
Neither know of Alex, Maria & Liz's friendship, so when the girls start spending lots of time with Alex in the boys dorm Max & Michael naturally hang around more attempting ( although unsuccesfully ) to capture the girl attention.
Or so they think

Alex, Liz & Maria know of the guys agenda and make devious plans to make Max & Michael think they aren't available by pretending to be in a relationship with Alex. Many times they set the guys up to think this with stunts of Michael & Max finding Alex & the girls in bed together or doing something to make them think Alex has the girls they want.
Though Michael & Max are determined to get the girls, so they must now get Alex out of the picture.
They start setting Alex up on dates hoping he finds interest in someone other than Liz & Maria.
Except the dates always end in disaster on the first date. Each date they set Alex up with seems to shock/disturb or gross Alex out.
Eventually Max's or could be Michael's sister Isabel, who just transfered from an all girls school arrives and shows an interest in Alex which gives Max & Michael a new plan.
Musts: All Alex's dates turning bad, his dates are either gross,sexually aggressive,dumb,annoying ( whatever you can think of to turn Alex of )
One of Alex's bad dates turns out to be with a guy who had a convincing Sex change.
Alex telling Max & Michael about it and one of them suddenly vommits, turns out either Max or Michael has kissed the tranny at some point lol.
Alex dates can be any female from in the roswellian realm or created characters, BUT in NO WAY is Tess to be used as a date.
Infact i don't want Tess in the fic at all ok.
I don't care if Kyle's in the fic or not but if he is he must be gay ( could make for some funny dorm moments)
Everyone thinks i'm a liar, well i'm a lot of things, i'm a astronaut, i'm a basketball player, i'm the president of the universe with a 14 inch cock!! But i'm not a liar.
If we're all gonna shout out what we're thinking, i've been thinking about paying a prostitute to shove bowling pins up my ass
Captain Hero