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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:48 pm
by chanks_girl
lmao as I was reading throught the thread.
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Isabel: I hate Christmas
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Kyle: Liz, I would never pretend to sleep with you so you can hurt Max. To achieve your goal, we should really go all the way.
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Alex: I love Isabel with short hair and dryed brunette hair
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Michael: I have a plan.
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Maria: I want to watch the hockey game with you Michael.
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:22 pm
by Zanity
Isabel: I got a job.
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:05 am
by chanks_girl
Tess: Max go to Liz. You belong to her and she belongs to you. You are soulmates.
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:35 pm
by 83 AlienAngel
Tess: Liz, I’m pregnant with Max’s son.
Liz: Congratulation! This is so great. I’m going to give you the best baby shower ever.
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:50 pm
by killjoy
Zanity wrote:Isabel: I got a job.
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:04 pm
by killjoy
"Hey what you reading there?" asked Kyle as he flopped down on the sofa next to his girlfriend.
"It's a book about sex." said Tess not looking up from her reading
"Sex huh? Cool one of my favorite subjects." smirked Kyle.
Tess rolled her eyes but still didn't look up from her book.
"What does it say?"
Sighing Tess knew she wouldn't be able to get back to her book unless she indulged Kyle."It's called The Female Brain."
"The Female Brain huh?" Kyle said seriously but than smirked "Does it come with an instruction manual so we men might for once understand you women?"
"Hahaha." Tess shot her boyfriend a dirty look "No it's about how men and women see sex differntly.Like did you know that most women think about sex maybe only once a day,but men think about sex every fifty-two seconds?"
"Every fifty two seconds?!" exclaimed Kyle "Man that can't be right!"
"Yeah" Tess nodded her head "I thought that couldn't be right eithe..."
"Because I know I think about sex a whole lot more than every fifty two seconds.About every fifteen seconds would be more like it."
SMACK (Tess hitting Kyle upside the head with her book)
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:09 pm
by singerchic4
killjoy wrote:"Hey what you reading there?" asked Kyle as he flopped down on the sofa next to his girlfriend.
"It's a book about sex." said Tess not looking up from her reading
"Sex huh? Cool one of my favorite subjects." smirked Kyle.
Tess rolled her eyes but still didn't look up from her book.
"What does it say?"
Sighing Tess knew she wouldn't be able to get back to her book unless she indulged Kyle."It's called The Female Brain."
"The Female Brain huh?" Kyle said seriously but than smirked "Does it come with an instruction manual so we men might for once understand you women?"
"Hahaha." Tess shot her boyfriend a dirty look "No it's about how men and women see sex differntly.Like did you know that most women think about sex maybe only once a day,but men think about sex every fifty-two seconds?"
"Every fifty two seconds?!" exclaimed Kyle "Man that can't be right!"
"Yeah" Tess nodded her head "I thought that couldn't be right eithe..."
"Because I know I think about sex a whole lot more than every fifty two seconds.About every fifteen seconds would be more like it."
SMACK (Tess hitting Kyle upside the head with her book)
LOL and he's been talking to her for about....what...5 minutes?
Mathematically speaking, he's already thought about it 20 times since this scene began!
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:58 pm
by killjoy
singerchic4 wrote:killjoy wrote:"Hey what you reading there?" asked Kyle as he flopped down on the sofa next to his girlfriend.
"It's a book about sex." said Tess not looking up from her reading
"Sex huh? Cool one of my favorite subjects." smirked Kyle.
Tess rolled her eyes but still didn't look up from her book.
"What does it say?"
Sighing Tess knew she wouldn't be able to get back to her book unless she indulged Kyle."It's called The Female Brain."
"The Female Brain huh?" Kyle said seriously but than smirked "Does it come with an instruction manual so we men might for once understand you women?"
"Hahaha." Tess shot her boyfriend a dirty look "No it's about how men and women see sex differntly.Like did you know that most women think about sex maybe only once a day,but men think about sex every fifty-two seconds?"
"Every fifty two seconds?!" exclaimed Kyle "Man that can't be right!"
"Yeah" Tess nodded her head "I thought that couldn't be right eithe..."
"Because I know I think about sex a whole lot more than every fifty two seconds.About every fifteen seconds would be more like it."
SMACK (Tess hitting Kyle upside the head with her book)
LOL and he's been talking to her for about....what...5 minutes?
Mathematically speaking, he's already thought about it 20 times since this scene began!
Yeah for us single guys that sounds about right
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:27 pm
by chanks_girl
Max: Liz, did..did you really sleep with Kyle? Tell me the truth.
Liz: Yes, I did, Max.
Max: Oh really, great. You have to tell me the details. Was it good? Was he good
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:35 am
by Maiqu
Max: Do I look fat in these jeans?