Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:07 am
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The Differences between men and women
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:59 pm
Those are hilarious. My computer is certainly a male 
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:59 am
I was actually looking for stuff like this the other day. Here's what I found randomly over on answerology. I thought it was really sweet, but how true is it though? 
Reply!
Girl facts:
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking she wants
you to hold her hand
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
When u break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
When a girl is mean to you after a breakup
she wants you back, but she's
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever
Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
When you're laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
When a guy calls you everyday,
he is in love
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done
When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
Reply!Girl facts:
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking she wants
you to hold her hand
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
When u break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
When a girl is mean to you after a breakup
she wants you back, but she's
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever
Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
When you're laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
When a guy calls you everyday,
he is in love
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done
When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:02 pm
wonderful, Amber Eyes 
And I think most of it - if not all - is true
And I think most of it - if not all - is truePosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:15 pm
The girl facts one is amazingly accurate. The guy one? No clue, 'cause I'm not a guy. It's sweet, so it'd be nice to think it's true.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:52 pm
Those were good but seeing how I am a guy I wanted to have a little fun with this.Not saying all that wasn't true or sweet but I just wanted to have some fun 
Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you
OR he just wants you period
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
...while thinking...Dear God does she ever stop talking?
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
Yeah like we're ever going to be anything else in an argument with a woman!
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it
Or it hurts like hell but we're trying to be macho to impress you and won't admit how bad it is.
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
Or he could just be staring at your cleavage
When you're laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
And he's thinking 'how can I get her to do this while naked?'
When a guy calls you everyday,
he is in love
Or is a stalker
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
And when he tells his other girlfriend he means it too....and when he tells that girl at work he's sleeping with...and that girl in the other town......and so on
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done
A guy that's with her until SHE"S done?! Oh you weren't talking about during sex.
When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
Or he just tells you that on the phone while you're out of town to make you feel good while he's waiting for his other girlfriend to come over.
Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you
OR he just wants you period
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
...while thinking...Dear God does she ever stop talking?
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
Yeah like we're ever going to be anything else in an argument with a woman!
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it
Or it hurts like hell but we're trying to be macho to impress you and won't admit how bad it is.
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
Or he could just be staring at your cleavage
When you're laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
And he's thinking 'how can I get her to do this while naked?'
When a guy calls you everyday,
he is in love
Or is a stalker
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
And when he tells his other girlfriend he means it too....and when he tells that girl at work he's sleeping with...and that girl in the other town......and so on
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done
A guy that's with her until SHE"S done?! Oh you weren't talking about during sex.
When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
Or he just tells you that on the phone while you're out of town to make you feel good while he's waiting for his other girlfriend to come over.
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:11 am
OMG I called my guy just to read these to him and he couldn't stop laughing. LOL Thanks
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:24 pm
Ok let me try my hand at this.
Girl facts:
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking she wants
you to hold her hand
Oh I thought she bumped me because I was turned around still looking at that blonde with the big hooters that just walked by us.
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
Well how the hell are we supposed to know that's what you want?! Damn it we're not mind readers!
When u break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later
Well that's because as men we can't remember what happened last week.But you women can remember ever thing we men have done wrong since the beginning of time and just LOVE to hold it over our heads for YEARS!
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
We men only have one.....'how can I get sex?'
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
Thinking deeply? We men try to avoid stuff like that.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.
Well I got about ten minutes before the game starts.....
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
Yeah but as guys all we hear is you say "I'm fine" and that's good enough for us,because than we can get back to the game that's about to start.
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.
Me so wonderful? Damn how much has she had to drink tonight?
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
Well like I said earlier I only got ten minutes before the game starts.But all the time between now and than belongs to you honey
When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.
As a man you must always be careful of these women! They will kill your bunny rabbit while saying things like "I won't be ignored!"
When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
Except maybe my bartender Marty down at the bar.My bar tab with him is helping put his kid through medical school.
When a girl is mean to you after a breakup
she wants you back, but she's
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever
Hey as guys we're never against a good game of 'sex with the ex'.
Girl facts:
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking she wants
you to hold her hand
Oh I thought she bumped me because I was turned around still looking at that blonde with the big hooters that just walked by us.
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
Well how the hell are we supposed to know that's what you want?! Damn it we're not mind readers!
When u break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later
Well that's because as men we can't remember what happened last week.But you women can remember ever thing we men have done wrong since the beginning of time and just LOVE to hold it over our heads for YEARS!
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
We men only have one.....'how can I get sex?'
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
Thinking deeply? We men try to avoid stuff like that.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.
Well I got about ten minutes before the game starts.....
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
Yeah but as guys all we hear is you say "I'm fine" and that's good enough for us,because than we can get back to the game that's about to start.
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.
Me so wonderful? Damn how much has she had to drink tonight?
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
Well like I said earlier I only got ten minutes before the game starts.But all the time between now and than belongs to you honey
When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.
As a man you must always be careful of these women! They will kill your bunny rabbit while saying things like "I won't be ignored!"
When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
Except maybe my bartender Marty down at the bar.My bar tab with him is helping put his kid through medical school.
When a girl is mean to you after a breakup
she wants you back, but she's
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever
Hey as guys we're never against a good game of 'sex with the ex'.
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:21 am
Sounds like every guy I've ever dated or been interested in... Maybe I just have bad taste though.killjoy wrote:
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
Or he could just be staring at your cleavage
When you're laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
And he's thinking 'how can I get her to do this while naked?'
When a guy calls you everyday,
he is in love
Or is a stalker
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
And when he tells his other girlfriend he means it too....and when he tells that girl at work he's sleeping with...and that girl in the other town......and so on
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done
A guy that's with her until SHE"S done?! Oh you weren't talking about during sex.
When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
Or he just tells you that on the phone while you're out of town to make you feel good while he's waiting for his other girlfriend to come over.
-Sarah
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:49 am
LMAO!!! OMG! Killjoy!
Nice to have a guys "point of view" on things, even if it is a bucket of cold water over a girl's head. ah well, back to reality it is then.
Nice to have a guys "point of view"
on things, even if it is a bucket of cold water over a girl's head. ah well, back to reality it is then.