Unbreakable - A Beautiful Lie (AU M/L ADULT) COMPLETE 5/5/17 + A/N 5/5/19

[Natalie36]

WHAT

[Roswelllostcause]

Hell no! Get back here! This is pure evil leaving it there! Max and Liz can't lose!




Helen

[Morning Dreamgirl]

Ahem.

It's Monday.

If you don't post today I'm afraid I'm going to have to release the turkeys upon you. No one wants that. True, they don't bite like a dog but have you ever been chased by a turkey? Exactly. Now then...

Let's have a Lazarus moment, shall we? Otherwise once the turkeys catch up to you I'm seeing wax and feathers in your future. See? I do have some clemency.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Still waiting.

JO!!!

[Morning Dreamgirl]

Gobble gobble.

Hear that?

Gobble gobble.

Not sure how long I can hold them back, Jo...

[max and liz believer]

Gobble gobble.

Hear that?

Gobble gobble.

Not sure how long I can hold them back, Jo...

That actually freaks me out more than Command...

[Morning Dreamgirl]

Gobble gobble.

Hear that?

Gobble gobble.

Not sure how long I can hold them back, Jo...

That actually freaks me out more than Command...

Omnivores, Jo. They're omnivores.

Try going outside at night to check on them and seeing one on the fence out of the corner of your eye... as it starts to slowly rise, making a low noise in its throat and lifting up its feathers unhappily.

Horror movies are less terrifying.

Now then...

[max and liz believer]

Gobble gobble.

Hear that?

Gobble gobble.

Not sure how long I can hold them back, Jo...

That actually freaks me out more than Command...

Omnivores, Jo. They're omnivores.

Try going outside at night to check on them and seeing one on the fence out of the corner of your eye... as it starts to slowly rise, making a low noise in its throat and lifting up its feathers unhappily.

Horror movies are less terrifying.

Now then...

omnivore
noun
plural noun: omnivores
an animal or person that eats a variety of food of both plant and animal origin.

"plant and animal origin" - I'm going to bed now. Then I'll be writing the next update. Hopefully I won't be dreaming about turkeys

[SmileeUk]

Morning Dreamgirl,
I so love you!! You have the best way to chase for an update
I have started my withdrawal symptom & it is bad! Hopefully someone takes the hint

[max and liz believer]

I have started my withdrawal symptom & it is bad! Hopefully someone takes the hint

"Someone" has noted the hint

[Morning Dreamgirl]

"Someone" has noted the hint

I've said it before and I'll say it again... you're smart and observant.

And see? I'm not the only one who goes through withdrawals!

Jo! You know what I've just realized?! According to your AN you've been feeling blah the last few weeks, right?

We're going to have, like, thirty happy chapters soon! Cause that's the way you write, remember?

does an embarrassing twirly-jumping up-and-down-happy girl-fan-dance

Ahem. composes self

That is all. You may not go back to your closet... er... computer. Cause I would never actually lock you in a closet with just a pen and some paper...



Sleep deprivation. It's a thing. (For me right now, I mean, not you. Cause you probably wouldn't write as well if your head kept hitting the keyboard.)

Gobble gobble