Another Small Look Into Roswell Fanfiction(Teen,AU,) COMPLET
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:13 pm
TITLE-Another Small Look Into Roswell Fanfiction
RATING-TEEN
DISCLAIMER-Own nothing from Roswell make no money off them.
A/N-Thanks to KarenEvans who was the beta on this and let me use her name in the story.Thanks to KaraGail,To_Kiss_A_Frog, Sternbetrachter and Kzinti_Killer for letting me also use them in the story.
Below is the link to the first story that started all of this A Small Look Into Roswell Fanfiction
http://www.roswellfanatics.net/viewtopic.php?t=12031
I know this story is a tad strange but I hope you guys like it anyway
FADE IN
"Damn it,it's not right!"
That was what Max heard when he came out from the Crashdown's kitchen munching on a sandwich.He had gone back to make one because god only knew when or even if they'd get anything to eat in the next story.
"Good God Michael would you just grow up and give it a rest already!"
"No I won't! Because this sucks!"
Still munching on his sandwich Max walked over to where Liz was watching Michael and Maria argue.
"What are they going on about now?"
Liz looked up at her C.C. board boyfriend and smiled "Michael just got word that To_Kiss_A_Frog has put her story Sexual Healing over in the Dead and Buried Board."
"Sexual Healing....Sexual Healing...." Max's eyes looked up like everyone does when they're trying to drag a memory out of their deep thoughts "Oh yeah! Isn't that the one where we all go to college,share a house and are all......"
"....humping each other like a bunch of horny bunnies? Yes Max that's the one" Maria gave Max a nod before turning back to glare at Michael "And as for you....be honest! You're mostly upset that the story is buried is because you'll no longer be able to sleep with ALL us girls in one story."
"Of course that's what I'm mad about!It was my favorite story! I mean come on a story filled with all that smut filled sex is great and hard to come by" shouted Michael.
Maria's eyes narrowed even more,if that was possible, and was about to say something when there came a knock on the Crashdown's front door.
Maria turned away from Michael and made her way toward the front door,mumbling under her breath the whole way.
"....dumb ass people who can't read....I know good and well I turned that closed sign over...."
"I'm sorry but we're clo...." was all Maria got out before she was ran over by two arguing men as they pushed past her and made their way into the Crashdown.One was holding a large bouquet of flowers while the other was holding a teddy bear.
"Oh god!" Isabel moaned when she saw the two men.And much to Alex's delight she quickly slid down next to him and hid herself under the booth's table.
"She's going with me and that's all there is to it!" the one man argued.
"No she's not!" the other man shot back "She's MY wife so that means she's going with me!"
"She wasn't your wife until the third season! So you can't use that card on me unless the next story coming up is set in the third season!"
Maria picked herself up off the floor,dusted herself off and made her way over to the still arguing men. After a few seconds of hearing them argue Maria had finally had enough.She put her fingers in her mouth and let out with a loud whistle that quickly silenced the two arguing men.
"Alright Grant,Jessie you guys want to tell me why you two came barging in here,seeing how we're closed?"
Grant turned to Maria first."We're looking for Isabel.You know who I'm talking about right Maria? MY girlfriend.Have you seen her?"
Jessie turned to glare at the other man "I told you she's my wife! Not your girlfriend!"
"And I told you anything pre season three......."
Maria's head was starting to hurt from the loud yelling and she was about to put an end to the two men's rants.But before she could she and everyone else in the room was surprised when the Crashdown's skylights...(ok to be honest I don't know if the Crashdown had skylights but it goes with the story so just let it slide this one time).....suddenly exploded.
After dodging the showering glass everyone looked up to see three dark figures come sliding down ropes.The three figures were dressed in black ninja suits and as soon as they hit the floor they made a beeline straight for Grant and Jessie,while puling out a bunch of long and wicked looking knifes.
It didn't take long and when it was over Grant's flowers had been turned to mulch,Jessie's teddy bear had been beheaded not to mention both men were now laying on the floor in a large pool of blood,both deader than door nails
Everyone in the room were in a state of shock.
Amy and Jim had stopped their kissing and got up from behind the counter to see what all the commotion was about.
Tess had practically climbed up even more on Kyle's lap when the action started,not that Kyle was minding that too much.
Max had pushed Liz behind him but the two had just stood there and watched as the event unfolded before them.
Much to Alex's dismay Isabel had come up from under the table and was sitting next to him watching the events unfold.
Maria had quickly got out of the way when the blood started flying and was now standing over next to Michael.
And Michael? Well Michael was totally in a daze at the cool action that just went down in front of him.
"Who in the hell are you guys?" Michael was finally able to get out.
The group watched as the three warriors quickly took off their ninja style mask to revel three young women.
One of the women turned to the group gave them a small smile and waved.
"Hi my name is KarenEvans....this..." she pointed toward one of the other women "...is my good friend KaraGail,and last but not least...." Karen pointed toward the last woman "...is my other good friend Sternbetrachter."
"Uhh hi."said Alex as he along with everyone else waved back at the three women "Uhh I was just wondering.Why did you just kill Grant and Jessie? Not that it bothers me mind you but I was just wondering."
"We hate them." Sternbetrachter growled "Always messing up my Stargazing goodies."
"Yeah we're the charter members of The We Love Alex Fanclub." explained Kara "And those two were always getting in the way.So we decided to take care of them."
"Wait a minute here?!" a shocked Michael pointed a finger at Alex "Are you trying to tell me that Whitman here has a fan club?"
"Yeah I have a fan club?!" a shocked Alex echoed but than shot Michael a dirty look "You don't have to act so shocked over it Michael."
"Yes you do have a fan club." Sternbetrachter tried to reign in the conversation "You're great! We all love you and we really love Isabel and you together.So like Kara said we decided to come here and take care of these two scum bags personally."
"Speaking of which." Karen also nodded before looking down at the two dead bodies at her feet "Ladies now that are job here is done.What do you suggest we do with these two bodies."
"Well uhmm." Jim cleared his throat "I've heard that taking a body way out into the desert and burying it real deep is a good way to get rid of it."
Everyone in the Crashdown turned to look at Jim,who than started to look a little nervous.
"Well you guys don't have too look so shocked! It's not like I do it everyday! It was only that ONE time! And how the hell was I supposed to know that idiot....." Jim pointed toward Grant's body "....would go digging out in the middle of no where like that and find the body?!"
"Thanks" Karen smiled at Jim as Sternbetrachter and Kara started to drag Grant and Jessie's bodies out of the Crashdown.Karen was almost out the door before she turned back and ran over back to where Alex was sitting.And before anyone could say or do anything she leaned down and kissed Alex on the cheek.
"Hey back off bimbo!" Isabel yelled as she wrapped a possessive arm around Alex's arm "This is MY man! Get your own!"
"Sorry...sorry..." Karen smiled as she held up her hands and backed her way toward the door "But I've always wanted to do that."
And with that the three women were out the door taking the two bodies with them.
Everyone was quiet for a second before Liz started heading for the kitchen.
"You know I should really get something to get all this blood up off the floor."
She had to move past a star struck Michael who was still staring after the three women who had just left the Crashdown.
"Whooa." Michael shook his head in awe "Those chicks were so cool."
"Who did they say they were again....." Michael turned to ask Max but was interrupted when a loud whistle was heard and a yellow penalty flag....I guess that would be a red card for you soccer fans..... came soaring across the room to strike him in the chest.
"What the hell?" Michael muttered as he bent down to pick up the small yellow flag.
"I'm sorry,I'm sorry but we have a penalty here!" the group jumped as a man none of them had seen before and wearing a referee outfit,suddenly came into the Crashdown.
"Who the hell is that?" Michael leaned over to ask Kyle.
"I have no idea." Kyle muttered keeping an eye on the stranger.
"As I was saying." the man said waving his hands in the air "My name is Kzinti_Killer and we have a penalty here."
"Ohhhh I know who HE is." Maria said in a loud whisper "He's an Administrator!"
'Oh crap it's the fuzz!" yelled Michael who than jumped to hide behind a table.
"Wait let's here what he has to say first people before we all start getting all worked up." Max tried to calm everyone down.
"This story is pushing the limit of blood and violence and is pushing the TEEN rating it started out with." said Kzinti_Killer "Anymore bloody violence and I'll be forced to bump up this stories rating. Thank you that is all."
"And Elvis has left the building." quipped Tess as she and the group watched as Kzinti_Killer than turned and made his way out the Crashdown door.
"Ok now that was strange even for us." Michael shook his head "I wonder if...."
But Michael was once again interrupted as Kzinti_Killer once again made his way back into the Crashdown,straight up to Michael to take the yellow penalty flag the young man was still holding away from him.
"Sorry." Kzinti_Killer said "I might need this later.I got to go over to the AU Without Aliens Board and check on a plagiarism charge." Kzinti_Killer turned to once again leave but than looked back at Michael giving Michael's long mullet hairdo a good going over "By the way loved you in Joe Dirt."
And with that Kzinti_Killer was out the door and gone for good this time.
RATING-TEEN
DISCLAIMER-Own nothing from Roswell make no money off them.
A/N-Thanks to KarenEvans who was the beta on this and let me use her name in the story.Thanks to KaraGail,To_Kiss_A_Frog, Sternbetrachter and Kzinti_Killer for letting me also use them in the story.
Below is the link to the first story that started all of this A Small Look Into Roswell Fanfiction
http://www.roswellfanatics.net/viewtopic.php?t=12031
I know this story is a tad strange but I hope you guys like it anyway
FADE IN
"Damn it,it's not right!"
That was what Max heard when he came out from the Crashdown's kitchen munching on a sandwich.He had gone back to make one because god only knew when or even if they'd get anything to eat in the next story.
"Good God Michael would you just grow up and give it a rest already!"
"No I won't! Because this sucks!"
Still munching on his sandwich Max walked over to where Liz was watching Michael and Maria argue.
"What are they going on about now?"
Liz looked up at her C.C. board boyfriend and smiled "Michael just got word that To_Kiss_A_Frog has put her story Sexual Healing over in the Dead and Buried Board."
"Sexual Healing....Sexual Healing...." Max's eyes looked up like everyone does when they're trying to drag a memory out of their deep thoughts "Oh yeah! Isn't that the one where we all go to college,share a house and are all......"
"....humping each other like a bunch of horny bunnies? Yes Max that's the one" Maria gave Max a nod before turning back to glare at Michael "And as for you....be honest! You're mostly upset that the story is buried is because you'll no longer be able to sleep with ALL us girls in one story."
"Of course that's what I'm mad about!It was my favorite story! I mean come on a story filled with all that smut filled sex is great and hard to come by" shouted Michael.
Maria's eyes narrowed even more,if that was possible, and was about to say something when there came a knock on the Crashdown's front door.
Maria turned away from Michael and made her way toward the front door,mumbling under her breath the whole way.
"....dumb ass people who can't read....I know good and well I turned that closed sign over...."
"I'm sorry but we're clo...." was all Maria got out before she was ran over by two arguing men as they pushed past her and made their way into the Crashdown.One was holding a large bouquet of flowers while the other was holding a teddy bear.
"Oh god!" Isabel moaned when she saw the two men.And much to Alex's delight she quickly slid down next to him and hid herself under the booth's table.
"She's going with me and that's all there is to it!" the one man argued.
"No she's not!" the other man shot back "She's MY wife so that means she's going with me!"
"She wasn't your wife until the third season! So you can't use that card on me unless the next story coming up is set in the third season!"
Maria picked herself up off the floor,dusted herself off and made her way over to the still arguing men. After a few seconds of hearing them argue Maria had finally had enough.She put her fingers in her mouth and let out with a loud whistle that quickly silenced the two arguing men.
"Alright Grant,Jessie you guys want to tell me why you two came barging in here,seeing how we're closed?"
Grant turned to Maria first."We're looking for Isabel.You know who I'm talking about right Maria? MY girlfriend.Have you seen her?"
Jessie turned to glare at the other man "I told you she's my wife! Not your girlfriend!"
"And I told you anything pre season three......."
Maria's head was starting to hurt from the loud yelling and she was about to put an end to the two men's rants.But before she could she and everyone else in the room was surprised when the Crashdown's skylights...(ok to be honest I don't know if the Crashdown had skylights but it goes with the story so just let it slide this one time).....suddenly exploded.
After dodging the showering glass everyone looked up to see three dark figures come sliding down ropes.The three figures were dressed in black ninja suits and as soon as they hit the floor they made a beeline straight for Grant and Jessie,while puling out a bunch of long and wicked looking knifes.
It didn't take long and when it was over Grant's flowers had been turned to mulch,Jessie's teddy bear had been beheaded not to mention both men were now laying on the floor in a large pool of blood,both deader than door nails
Everyone in the room were in a state of shock.
Amy and Jim had stopped their kissing and got up from behind the counter to see what all the commotion was about.
Tess had practically climbed up even more on Kyle's lap when the action started,not that Kyle was minding that too much.
Max had pushed Liz behind him but the two had just stood there and watched as the event unfolded before them.
Much to Alex's dismay Isabel had come up from under the table and was sitting next to him watching the events unfold.
Maria had quickly got out of the way when the blood started flying and was now standing over next to Michael.
And Michael? Well Michael was totally in a daze at the cool action that just went down in front of him.
"Who in the hell are you guys?" Michael was finally able to get out.
The group watched as the three warriors quickly took off their ninja style mask to revel three young women.
One of the women turned to the group gave them a small smile and waved.
"Hi my name is KarenEvans....this..." she pointed toward one of the other women "...is my good friend KaraGail,and last but not least...." Karen pointed toward the last woman "...is my other good friend Sternbetrachter."
"Uhh hi."said Alex as he along with everyone else waved back at the three women "Uhh I was just wondering.Why did you just kill Grant and Jessie? Not that it bothers me mind you but I was just wondering."
"We hate them." Sternbetrachter growled "Always messing up my Stargazing goodies."
"Yeah we're the charter members of The We Love Alex Fanclub." explained Kara "And those two were always getting in the way.So we decided to take care of them."
"Wait a minute here?!" a shocked Michael pointed a finger at Alex "Are you trying to tell me that Whitman here has a fan club?"
"Yeah I have a fan club?!" a shocked Alex echoed but than shot Michael a dirty look "You don't have to act so shocked over it Michael."
"Yes you do have a fan club." Sternbetrachter tried to reign in the conversation "You're great! We all love you and we really love Isabel and you together.So like Kara said we decided to come here and take care of these two scum bags personally."
"Speaking of which." Karen also nodded before looking down at the two dead bodies at her feet "Ladies now that are job here is done.What do you suggest we do with these two bodies."
"Well uhmm." Jim cleared his throat "I've heard that taking a body way out into the desert and burying it real deep is a good way to get rid of it."
Everyone in the Crashdown turned to look at Jim,who than started to look a little nervous.
"Well you guys don't have too look so shocked! It's not like I do it everyday! It was only that ONE time! And how the hell was I supposed to know that idiot....." Jim pointed toward Grant's body "....would go digging out in the middle of no where like that and find the body?!"
"Thanks" Karen smiled at Jim as Sternbetrachter and Kara started to drag Grant and Jessie's bodies out of the Crashdown.Karen was almost out the door before she turned back and ran over back to where Alex was sitting.And before anyone could say or do anything she leaned down and kissed Alex on the cheek.
"Hey back off bimbo!" Isabel yelled as she wrapped a possessive arm around Alex's arm "This is MY man! Get your own!"
"Sorry...sorry..." Karen smiled as she held up her hands and backed her way toward the door "But I've always wanted to do that."
And with that the three women were out the door taking the two bodies with them.
Everyone was quiet for a second before Liz started heading for the kitchen.
"You know I should really get something to get all this blood up off the floor."
She had to move past a star struck Michael who was still staring after the three women who had just left the Crashdown.
"Whooa." Michael shook his head in awe "Those chicks were so cool."
"Who did they say they were again....." Michael turned to ask Max but was interrupted when a loud whistle was heard and a yellow penalty flag....I guess that would be a red card for you soccer fans..... came soaring across the room to strike him in the chest.
"What the hell?" Michael muttered as he bent down to pick up the small yellow flag.
"I'm sorry,I'm sorry but we have a penalty here!" the group jumped as a man none of them had seen before and wearing a referee outfit,suddenly came into the Crashdown.
"Who the hell is that?" Michael leaned over to ask Kyle.
"I have no idea." Kyle muttered keeping an eye on the stranger.
"As I was saying." the man said waving his hands in the air "My name is Kzinti_Killer and we have a penalty here."
"Ohhhh I know who HE is." Maria said in a loud whisper "He's an Administrator!"
'Oh crap it's the fuzz!" yelled Michael who than jumped to hide behind a table.
"Wait let's here what he has to say first people before we all start getting all worked up." Max tried to calm everyone down.
"This story is pushing the limit of blood and violence and is pushing the TEEN rating it started out with." said Kzinti_Killer "Anymore bloody violence and I'll be forced to bump up this stories rating. Thank you that is all."
"And Elvis has left the building." quipped Tess as she and the group watched as Kzinti_Killer than turned and made his way out the Crashdown door.
"Ok now that was strange even for us." Michael shook his head "I wonder if...."
But Michael was once again interrupted as Kzinti_Killer once again made his way back into the Crashdown,straight up to Michael to take the yellow penalty flag the young man was still holding away from him.
"Sorry." Kzinti_Killer said "I might need this later.I got to go over to the AU Without Aliens Board and check on a plagiarism charge." Kzinti_Killer turned to once again leave but than looked back at Michael giving Michael's long mullet hairdo a good going over "By the way loved you in Joe Dirt."
And with that Kzinti_Killer was out the door and gone for good this time.