Punchline... (M/L, M/A) A/N 01/20/08 [WIP]
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:40 pm
Author: JBehr’sChica aka Taya
Title: Punch Line to a Cosmic Joke
Category: AU Without Aliens. Max/Liz
Rating: Mature/Adult (in later Chapters)
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Roswell except the Season DVD's. The show itself and everything pertaining to it belong to the people who created it, and those who bought the rights to it. Max Evans, Liz Parker and the other characters are just on loan for the duration of my story, and I don't mind admitting that I wouldn't mind borrowing Jason Behr for a little bit either...
A/N: This story is based on a book ("Better Than Friends" by Sally Laity) I read although I have changed most of the story to match up with the characters. Many thanks go out to rowedog for being my beta. I wasn’t sure if I wanted to post this for everyone to see, but she thought I should
Summary: When Liz Parker left Roswell to attend Harvard, she never pictured herself returning to her small hometown. She hadn’t planned on going into business with her best friend, and the last thing she ever wanted was to lay eyes on Max Evans again. So what sort of twisted cosmic joke was it for her to end up living in the apartment next to him?
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Part One
Muted blue and mauve from the early evening sky filtered in through the bay window and mingled with the soft indoor lighting.
Collapsing another banker box, Elizabeth Parker added it to the stack she had piled along the kitchen wall of her new condo apartment, then rubbed her hands on her jeans and released a whoosh of breath. "Well, that was the last carton. Ready for a break?"
"You don't have to ask me twice." Her best friend and now business partner Maria DeLuca-Guerin said as she stretched out the kinks in her back and plopped onto the nearest rattan chair in the breakfast nook. She drew up her knees and wrapped her slender arms around it. "Moving. Who needs it?"
"Hey, this was your idea 'Ria!" Liz chided as she filled two glasses with citrus drink and brought them to the smoked glass table. She handed on to Maria, then sat opposite her.
Maria crinkled her nose. "Only partly Parker. You're the one who was griping about driving to and from Albuquerque once every couple of days and wanted to live closer to our boutique. And you must admit, this place was a steal!"
"You're right. On both counts." Liz sipped her drink, letting her gaze wonder over the marbled black and silver countertops and oak cupboards in the cozy room, which was already her favorite part of the apartment. Even the white rooms with the deep red and patriots blue feature walls would have been her choice. Noticing that the coordinating valance above the sink was slightly off center, she rose and went to straighten it, then repositioned the orchid and white rose arrangement, a house warming present from Maria and Michael, on a nearby counter.
"Well, Chica, if you can handle the rest on your own, Michael would probably appreciate having some dinner pretty soon."
Liz turned with a smile and glanced at the clock. It was already past 7 o'clock. "Sure, go on. Thanks for helping - and for covering the shop for me while I moved. I owe you."
"Like the saying goes, that's what friends are for, right?" Maria's green eyes twinkled with her silly grin as she walked to the door and opened it. "But don't think I won't need you there tomorrow. The order from Chic Petite should arrive fairly early, and we've been running that sale ad in the paper. We'll probably have a good turn out."
"Right." Watching her friend hurry down the front walk, Liz waited until Maria drove away, then closed the door. She turned with a sigh and went back to the kitchen, where she put a skinless chicken breast into the toaster oven to broil and dumped leftover lunch salad into a bowl.
A few hours later in her mirrored white and burgundy bathroom, Liz stripped out of her jeans and t-shirt and took a shower, letting the hot spray soothe her weary muscles. Then, donning her robe, she curled up on the sofa with a cup of herbal tea to watch the ten o'clock news.
In the middle of the local report, music filled in room the adjoining apartment as someone played a loud and intricate run up and down the frets of an acoustic guitar.
Liz suddenly realized that she hadn't so much as inquired about who occupied the other half of the condo when the opening had popped up. She'd just signed the lease and moved in. She gritted her teeth and turned the TV volume up a notch as she settled back against the dark upholstery, hoping every night wasn't going to be like this.
Part Two
Not a cloud marred the clear New Mexico sky the following morning as Liz unrolled her steam curls and finger combed her medium length, chestnut hair into its normal tousled style. Her face still glowed from jogging in the gentle and refreshing breeze of the early morning, so she added only the barest hint of blush to her cheekbones and a scant application of mascara to the dark lashes surrounding her brown eyes.
After draping tiny multicolored beads around her neck above her gauzy ivory peasant dress, she chose matching dangly earrings and spritzed on some D&G Feminine before hurrying off to work.
She couldn't help the pride that swelled within her as she pulled up behind La Femme Fashions, the fashion boutique in which she and Maria had invested nearly all of their life savings. The Victorian-style shop occupied a prominent end spot of the newly erected Windy Hills Plaza, situated near the main intersection of town, only a few minutes away from her parent’s old restaurant, Crashdown, where both she and Maria had worked through high school. Not long after her parents died, a couple who had been regular tourists to Roswell for the UFO Festival bought the place, the money from which had helped for relocating Liz to Boston and while she attended Harvard through a scholarship, the money from the sale of the restaurant meant that Liz could devote her time to her studies, without having to worry about getting extra work to make ends meet.
Liz found the back door unlocked and could already hear Maria humming from one of the dressing rooms. "Hi," Liz called as she let herself in. "I'm here."
"Morning," Maria answered, her bubbly voice cheery as always. In a jade shirt-waist, she emerged from dressing room three, a lambs' wool duster in her hand. She gave the shuttered charcoal grey door a swift once over. "Coffee's on."
"I know, I smelt it when I came in. I need some too, after the night I had."
"Really?" Maria stopped dusting in midstroke and turned, curiosity sparkling in her eyes.
"Apparently, whoever lives next door is into guitars. And guess when he chose to practice? It took me forever to fall asleep after the music finally stopped."
"Oh no! Well, assert yourself. Half of that condo belongs to you, you know. Go tell the dope to cease and desist!"
"I might have to."
"Hey, if the guy gives you any problems, I'll send Michael to read him the riot act."
Envisioning Maria's tall, no nonsense husband of four months instilling fear into the unsuspecting neighbor, Liz giggled. "Thanks, but it's my problem." She went to the urn and filled a mug with coffee, adding a smidgen of cream before sampling it.
"The ad looks pretty good." Maria said, offering Liz the current issue of the Roswell Daily Record already folded open to the right page. With a smile, she gripped her duster purposefully and went out to the main room.
Liz checked the copy. The girl who normally handled the boutique's advertising account at the newspaper office had done her usual splendid job. The sale notice took up half of the third page and caught the eye immediately. Intending to call the editor later and express her appreciation, Liz set down her cup and walked out into the showroom.
Maria had already finished the new displays in the windows that flanked either side of the u-shaped entrance, so Liz went to the register and checked the tape, and then straightened the surrounding counter area in preparation for the store's opening in fifteen minutes. Already, several cars occupied the nearest parking spaces in anticipation of clearance bargains. Liz knew a busy day lay ahead.
Part Three
Maneuvering her silver Jeep Liberty up the curved incline to the Spanish styled duplex after work, Liz couldn't help but notice the sapphire Corvette convertible parked on the street in front of her neighbor’s apartment.
Fitting for a guitarist she decided.
Inserting the key into her lock, she grimaced at the other door in the sheltered entry.
As if she'd rung the bell, it opened. A tall, somewhat muscular man with raven colored hair that was just past his jaw line and a couple of day’s growth of beard leaned out. A lazy smile added a twinkle to a pair of amber eyes. "Hi neighbor."
Appraising the muscled arms and the tank top which barely stretched across his solid chest, not to mention the ridiculous shredded jeans she couldn't believe had ever been in vogue; Liz was surprised that he wasn't wearing an earring. She offered a reserved smile as the notion that he looked vaguely familiar pricked her consciousness.
He registered a look of shock himself as his honey colored eyes narrowed slightly. He stepped out with a frown. "Elizabeth? Elizabeth Parker? I don't believe it."
Hearing her name pronounced in that deeply modulated voice reminiscent of years gone by, Liz's spirits plummeted. How could she be living next door to Max Evans of all people? That chapter of her life had ended years ago. She closed her eyes and breathed out to a silent count of five before opening then again. "Yes," she answered numbly. "But I go by Liz now."
He sputtered into a mirthless laugh. "Well, there goes the neighborhood."
"Funny," Liz said, elevating her brows. "My sentiment exactly." Turning on her heel, she presented her back to him and unlocked her door.
Max snickered. "Well, Liz," he said, giving slight emphasis on her name, "no doubt we'll be crossing paths from time to time, now that we live in such close proximity again."
"Not if I see you first," Liz muttered under her breath.
"What?"
"I suppose."
"Well, then, I'll see you around."
With a toss of her hair, Liz went into her apartment. She hung the strap of her shoulder bag on the oak hall tree and slipped off her sandals, then padded to the bedroom. A little sort from lifting cartons and boxes for the last two days, she knew a good workout would loosen her muscles. She changed into a pair of Christian Dior sweatpants and a white Ralph Lauren tank top and fastened her hair back with a clip.
In the smaller spare bedroom, which housed her exercise equipment, Liz started out on the stationary bike. Before the first five minutes had passed, she found herself pedaling furiously at the idea of having signed a two year lease on the apartment right beside that of His Royal Highness, Maxwell Alexander Evans. Growing up in Roswell, New Mexico, a mere few streets away from his and sharing the same school bus stop from kindergarten through high school had been more than enough to last a lifetime.
Liz recalled the undisciplined ruffian who had been a thorn in her side since they had first laid eyes on each other. From painting her brand new bike - tires and all - a bright hot pink, to kidnapping her dog, Patches, for a day and a half, Max Evans' brainless pranks knew no end. It mattered little that the paint turned out to be the harmless poster variety, or that Patches seemed his perky little self after he mysteriously reappeared in her fenced backyard the next night. Liz could not abide so much as the sight of Max Evans again, even after the four year Micro Biology degree she had completed at Harvard, plus another four years of working in the research labs in Boston before taking a break from the world of Science and entering into the fashion industry alongside her long time best friend Maria DeLuca. What fate had caused him to move from wherever it was that he had gone for College and then return to their small hometown? And why, oh why, did it have to be right next door to her?
Far too steamed to remain indoors, Liz decided to switch to the cross country ski machine out on her deck instead. Grabbing a bottle of mineral water, she made her way past the fridge and exited through the sliding glass door. Her present state of mind spoiled any enjoyment she might have found in the magnificent desert view, but she did notice it was refreshing change from much of the busy and somewhat crowded residential view that she had been used to. Flat, desert landscapes, with the occasional tree reaching to the sky, surrounded the small town of Roswell. Whether it was because she had lived the majority of her life here, or not, she wasn’t sure, but she knew that she had never felt as relaxed or comfortable in Boston as she did back here.
Setting her drink on the snack table nearby, Liz stepped onto the footpads and closed her hands around the handle grips, starting off at an easy, steady pace, hoping the regulated motion would calm her frazzled nerves.
Part Four
Max Evans stood in his immaculate white and black tiled kitchen and wolfed down a jelly donut and a huge glass of milk. Returning to the living room, he flopped down on the black leather couch, the removed the stub of a pencil from above one ear and filled in several measures of chords on the music manuscript paper on the coffee table in front of him. One side of his mouth drew upwards in a smirk. Elizabeth Parker. Little Miss Prim and Proper - who not only spent most of her time with her nose in the air when he was around, or holed up in the Science Labs in their High School, but even worse - gave a whole new meaning to the phrase stick up her ass. There ought to be a law against short people. At 26, two years his junior, she hadn't changed a bit. She was a living portrait of Yesterday.
Laying his pencil aside, he searched among the paper rubble for the phone and dialed his fiancée’s number. Waiting for her to answer, he envisioned the petite, but well endowed Ava Harding. He filled his lungs and smiled.
All women could take lessons from her in style and grace he assured himself.
And optimism.
Ava was an upbeat person, always ready for a good time. Disappointed when there was no response, he replaced the receiver and lounged back against the black leather couch.
A muffled thump sounded from the other side of the shared wall. Max sighed, knowing Elizabeth must have caused it -- perhaps even deliberately. He knew he was harboring uncharitable thoughts toward her, but for some reason she possessed an uncanny ability to bring out the absolute worst in him. In truth, he realized she had been smart to steer clear of him over the years, for he had always derived a kind of perverse satisfaction in pissing her off. Maybe if she would have just cried once and gotten it over with, he might have felt guilty and looked for someone else to provoke. But she would merely cross her arms, stick out her bottom lip and flounce off -- which only made him want to try all the harder. Maybe it was that spirit of hers that had challenged and fascinated him way back then.
Having her a single common wall away now was tough to swallow. All things considered, there was just no getting around it. Certain individuals in this world functioned much better when separated by vast distances, and he and Elizabeth Parker headed that list.
Max ran a hand through his hair and forced himself to concentrate on the music. In view of the present circumstances, it seemed almost comical that he had volunteered to compose a song for the birthday celebration that was being held at the bar where he had a regular gig. It was the 18th birthday of Glen's, the owner of the bar, daughter, and he had been asked to make it something she would never forget. He had expected to have it done already, but had yet to put the finishing touches to the arrangement so the other guys in the band could practice. He stared at the half written piece, then unfolded his long legs and stood. Maybe a drive out to the desert would clear his mind. Walking down the hallway to his bedroom, he changed his tank top to a black t shirt before grabbing his car keys and leaving the apartment.
Part Five
Liz heard the sports car drive off and along with a flash of relief felt, at the same time, suddenly alone. Setting aside the mystery novel she'd been reading, she picked up the receiver on her transparent acrylic phone and dialed her grandparents in Albuquerque.
"Hello?" came her grandmother's soothing voice over the line.
"Hi Grandma, it's me."
"Oh Elizabeth, honey, we were just talking about you. All settled in are you?"
"Yeah, pretty much. I miss you and Grandpa already though." blinking hard against the threatening tears, she allowed her mind to form a sweet picture of the slight, older woman, the wonderful "mother" who had held Liz together after her own parents had died in a plane crash just before she graduated from High School. Never one to follow fashion trends, Grandma Claudia had an assortment of homemade cotton dresses that she always wore around the house. To this day, she sewed all her own clothes and baked homemade goodies. Liz almost imagined she could small fresh bread right through the telephone line.
"Grandpa thought we might drive down there and see your place one of these days, as soon as I feel a bit better that is."
"That would be great Grandma Claudia. Just make sure you're up to it okay? Stop trying to do so much all the time. Take it easy for a change like the Doctor said okay?" She paused with a silent sly. "Well, just thought I would let you know that I love you, so you wouldn't think that I had forgotten about you."
"That's real sweet Honey. We love you too."
"Kyle didn't happen to call yet did he?"
"No, not yet. But I have your number written down right by the phone to give him when he goes. You take care now."
"I will. Bye." As Liz hung up, it was all she could do not to cry.
Must be too many childhood memories at once she surmised, added to the fact that her fiancé, Kyle Valenti, was out of town until tomorrow night and unlikely to call. There could be no other logical explanation for her blues. She shook off the peculiar teariness with a determined sniff and flicked on the TV.
Inside, she hoped Kyle wouldn't find out just yet that she'd moved. He'd been upset enough when she'd invested in La Femme with Maria in the first place, since it was a decent drive from where she used to live, back in Albuquerque, in close proximity to Kyle. And now when he learned she'd found a place back in her hometown while he was away, he was going to be furious.
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Okay, I admit, I'm a fanfiction author virgin, so please be nice
Title: Punch Line to a Cosmic Joke
Category: AU Without Aliens. Max/Liz
Rating: Mature/Adult (in later Chapters)
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Roswell except the Season DVD's. The show itself and everything pertaining to it belong to the people who created it, and those who bought the rights to it. Max Evans, Liz Parker and the other characters are just on loan for the duration of my story, and I don't mind admitting that I wouldn't mind borrowing Jason Behr for a little bit either...

A/N: This story is based on a book ("Better Than Friends" by Sally Laity) I read although I have changed most of the story to match up with the characters. Many thanks go out to rowedog for being my beta. I wasn’t sure if I wanted to post this for everyone to see, but she thought I should

Summary: When Liz Parker left Roswell to attend Harvard, she never pictured herself returning to her small hometown. She hadn’t planned on going into business with her best friend, and the last thing she ever wanted was to lay eyes on Max Evans again. So what sort of twisted cosmic joke was it for her to end up living in the apartment next to him?
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Many thanks to FrenchDreamer for the terrific banner!
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Part One
Muted blue and mauve from the early evening sky filtered in through the bay window and mingled with the soft indoor lighting.
Collapsing another banker box, Elizabeth Parker added it to the stack she had piled along the kitchen wall of her new condo apartment, then rubbed her hands on her jeans and released a whoosh of breath. "Well, that was the last carton. Ready for a break?"
"You don't have to ask me twice." Her best friend and now business partner Maria DeLuca-Guerin said as she stretched out the kinks in her back and plopped onto the nearest rattan chair in the breakfast nook. She drew up her knees and wrapped her slender arms around it. "Moving. Who needs it?"
"Hey, this was your idea 'Ria!" Liz chided as she filled two glasses with citrus drink and brought them to the smoked glass table. She handed on to Maria, then sat opposite her.
Maria crinkled her nose. "Only partly Parker. You're the one who was griping about driving to and from Albuquerque once every couple of days and wanted to live closer to our boutique. And you must admit, this place was a steal!"
"You're right. On both counts." Liz sipped her drink, letting her gaze wonder over the marbled black and silver countertops and oak cupboards in the cozy room, which was already her favorite part of the apartment. Even the white rooms with the deep red and patriots blue feature walls would have been her choice. Noticing that the coordinating valance above the sink was slightly off center, she rose and went to straighten it, then repositioned the orchid and white rose arrangement, a house warming present from Maria and Michael, on a nearby counter.
"Well, Chica, if you can handle the rest on your own, Michael would probably appreciate having some dinner pretty soon."
Liz turned with a smile and glanced at the clock. It was already past 7 o'clock. "Sure, go on. Thanks for helping - and for covering the shop for me while I moved. I owe you."
"Like the saying goes, that's what friends are for, right?" Maria's green eyes twinkled with her silly grin as she walked to the door and opened it. "But don't think I won't need you there tomorrow. The order from Chic Petite should arrive fairly early, and we've been running that sale ad in the paper. We'll probably have a good turn out."
"Right." Watching her friend hurry down the front walk, Liz waited until Maria drove away, then closed the door. She turned with a sigh and went back to the kitchen, where she put a skinless chicken breast into the toaster oven to broil and dumped leftover lunch salad into a bowl.
A few hours later in her mirrored white and burgundy bathroom, Liz stripped out of her jeans and t-shirt and took a shower, letting the hot spray soothe her weary muscles. Then, donning her robe, she curled up on the sofa with a cup of herbal tea to watch the ten o'clock news.
In the middle of the local report, music filled in room the adjoining apartment as someone played a loud and intricate run up and down the frets of an acoustic guitar.
Liz suddenly realized that she hadn't so much as inquired about who occupied the other half of the condo when the opening had popped up. She'd just signed the lease and moved in. She gritted her teeth and turned the TV volume up a notch as she settled back against the dark upholstery, hoping every night wasn't going to be like this.
Part Two
Not a cloud marred the clear New Mexico sky the following morning as Liz unrolled her steam curls and finger combed her medium length, chestnut hair into its normal tousled style. Her face still glowed from jogging in the gentle and refreshing breeze of the early morning, so she added only the barest hint of blush to her cheekbones and a scant application of mascara to the dark lashes surrounding her brown eyes.
After draping tiny multicolored beads around her neck above her gauzy ivory peasant dress, she chose matching dangly earrings and spritzed on some D&G Feminine before hurrying off to work.
She couldn't help the pride that swelled within her as she pulled up behind La Femme Fashions, the fashion boutique in which she and Maria had invested nearly all of their life savings. The Victorian-style shop occupied a prominent end spot of the newly erected Windy Hills Plaza, situated near the main intersection of town, only a few minutes away from her parent’s old restaurant, Crashdown, where both she and Maria had worked through high school. Not long after her parents died, a couple who had been regular tourists to Roswell for the UFO Festival bought the place, the money from which had helped for relocating Liz to Boston and while she attended Harvard through a scholarship, the money from the sale of the restaurant meant that Liz could devote her time to her studies, without having to worry about getting extra work to make ends meet.
Liz found the back door unlocked and could already hear Maria humming from one of the dressing rooms. "Hi," Liz called as she let herself in. "I'm here."
"Morning," Maria answered, her bubbly voice cheery as always. In a jade shirt-waist, she emerged from dressing room three, a lambs' wool duster in her hand. She gave the shuttered charcoal grey door a swift once over. "Coffee's on."
"I know, I smelt it when I came in. I need some too, after the night I had."
"Really?" Maria stopped dusting in midstroke and turned, curiosity sparkling in her eyes.
"Apparently, whoever lives next door is into guitars. And guess when he chose to practice? It took me forever to fall asleep after the music finally stopped."
"Oh no! Well, assert yourself. Half of that condo belongs to you, you know. Go tell the dope to cease and desist!"
"I might have to."
"Hey, if the guy gives you any problems, I'll send Michael to read him the riot act."
Envisioning Maria's tall, no nonsense husband of four months instilling fear into the unsuspecting neighbor, Liz giggled. "Thanks, but it's my problem." She went to the urn and filled a mug with coffee, adding a smidgen of cream before sampling it.
"The ad looks pretty good." Maria said, offering Liz the current issue of the Roswell Daily Record already folded open to the right page. With a smile, she gripped her duster purposefully and went out to the main room.
Liz checked the copy. The girl who normally handled the boutique's advertising account at the newspaper office had done her usual splendid job. The sale notice took up half of the third page and caught the eye immediately. Intending to call the editor later and express her appreciation, Liz set down her cup and walked out into the showroom.
Maria had already finished the new displays in the windows that flanked either side of the u-shaped entrance, so Liz went to the register and checked the tape, and then straightened the surrounding counter area in preparation for the store's opening in fifteen minutes. Already, several cars occupied the nearest parking spaces in anticipation of clearance bargains. Liz knew a busy day lay ahead.
Part Three
Maneuvering her silver Jeep Liberty up the curved incline to the Spanish styled duplex after work, Liz couldn't help but notice the sapphire Corvette convertible parked on the street in front of her neighbor’s apartment.
Fitting for a guitarist she decided.
Inserting the key into her lock, she grimaced at the other door in the sheltered entry.
As if she'd rung the bell, it opened. A tall, somewhat muscular man with raven colored hair that was just past his jaw line and a couple of day’s growth of beard leaned out. A lazy smile added a twinkle to a pair of amber eyes. "Hi neighbor."
Appraising the muscled arms and the tank top which barely stretched across his solid chest, not to mention the ridiculous shredded jeans she couldn't believe had ever been in vogue; Liz was surprised that he wasn't wearing an earring. She offered a reserved smile as the notion that he looked vaguely familiar pricked her consciousness.
He registered a look of shock himself as his honey colored eyes narrowed slightly. He stepped out with a frown. "Elizabeth? Elizabeth Parker? I don't believe it."
Hearing her name pronounced in that deeply modulated voice reminiscent of years gone by, Liz's spirits plummeted. How could she be living next door to Max Evans of all people? That chapter of her life had ended years ago. She closed her eyes and breathed out to a silent count of five before opening then again. "Yes," she answered numbly. "But I go by Liz now."
He sputtered into a mirthless laugh. "Well, there goes the neighborhood."
"Funny," Liz said, elevating her brows. "My sentiment exactly." Turning on her heel, she presented her back to him and unlocked her door.
Max snickered. "Well, Liz," he said, giving slight emphasis on her name, "no doubt we'll be crossing paths from time to time, now that we live in such close proximity again."
"Not if I see you first," Liz muttered under her breath.
"What?"
"I suppose."
"Well, then, I'll see you around."
With a toss of her hair, Liz went into her apartment. She hung the strap of her shoulder bag on the oak hall tree and slipped off her sandals, then padded to the bedroom. A little sort from lifting cartons and boxes for the last two days, she knew a good workout would loosen her muscles. She changed into a pair of Christian Dior sweatpants and a white Ralph Lauren tank top and fastened her hair back with a clip.
In the smaller spare bedroom, which housed her exercise equipment, Liz started out on the stationary bike. Before the first five minutes had passed, she found herself pedaling furiously at the idea of having signed a two year lease on the apartment right beside that of His Royal Highness, Maxwell Alexander Evans. Growing up in Roswell, New Mexico, a mere few streets away from his and sharing the same school bus stop from kindergarten through high school had been more than enough to last a lifetime.
Liz recalled the undisciplined ruffian who had been a thorn in her side since they had first laid eyes on each other. From painting her brand new bike - tires and all - a bright hot pink, to kidnapping her dog, Patches, for a day and a half, Max Evans' brainless pranks knew no end. It mattered little that the paint turned out to be the harmless poster variety, or that Patches seemed his perky little self after he mysteriously reappeared in her fenced backyard the next night. Liz could not abide so much as the sight of Max Evans again, even after the four year Micro Biology degree she had completed at Harvard, plus another four years of working in the research labs in Boston before taking a break from the world of Science and entering into the fashion industry alongside her long time best friend Maria DeLuca. What fate had caused him to move from wherever it was that he had gone for College and then return to their small hometown? And why, oh why, did it have to be right next door to her?
Far too steamed to remain indoors, Liz decided to switch to the cross country ski machine out on her deck instead. Grabbing a bottle of mineral water, she made her way past the fridge and exited through the sliding glass door. Her present state of mind spoiled any enjoyment she might have found in the magnificent desert view, but she did notice it was refreshing change from much of the busy and somewhat crowded residential view that she had been used to. Flat, desert landscapes, with the occasional tree reaching to the sky, surrounded the small town of Roswell. Whether it was because she had lived the majority of her life here, or not, she wasn’t sure, but she knew that she had never felt as relaxed or comfortable in Boston as she did back here.
Setting her drink on the snack table nearby, Liz stepped onto the footpads and closed her hands around the handle grips, starting off at an easy, steady pace, hoping the regulated motion would calm her frazzled nerves.
Part Four
Max Evans stood in his immaculate white and black tiled kitchen and wolfed down a jelly donut and a huge glass of milk. Returning to the living room, he flopped down on the black leather couch, the removed the stub of a pencil from above one ear and filled in several measures of chords on the music manuscript paper on the coffee table in front of him. One side of his mouth drew upwards in a smirk. Elizabeth Parker. Little Miss Prim and Proper - who not only spent most of her time with her nose in the air when he was around, or holed up in the Science Labs in their High School, but even worse - gave a whole new meaning to the phrase stick up her ass. There ought to be a law against short people. At 26, two years his junior, she hadn't changed a bit. She was a living portrait of Yesterday.
Laying his pencil aside, he searched among the paper rubble for the phone and dialed his fiancée’s number. Waiting for her to answer, he envisioned the petite, but well endowed Ava Harding. He filled his lungs and smiled.
All women could take lessons from her in style and grace he assured himself.
And optimism.
Ava was an upbeat person, always ready for a good time. Disappointed when there was no response, he replaced the receiver and lounged back against the black leather couch.
A muffled thump sounded from the other side of the shared wall. Max sighed, knowing Elizabeth must have caused it -- perhaps even deliberately. He knew he was harboring uncharitable thoughts toward her, but for some reason she possessed an uncanny ability to bring out the absolute worst in him. In truth, he realized she had been smart to steer clear of him over the years, for he had always derived a kind of perverse satisfaction in pissing her off. Maybe if she would have just cried once and gotten it over with, he might have felt guilty and looked for someone else to provoke. But she would merely cross her arms, stick out her bottom lip and flounce off -- which only made him want to try all the harder. Maybe it was that spirit of hers that had challenged and fascinated him way back then.
Having her a single common wall away now was tough to swallow. All things considered, there was just no getting around it. Certain individuals in this world functioned much better when separated by vast distances, and he and Elizabeth Parker headed that list.
Max ran a hand through his hair and forced himself to concentrate on the music. In view of the present circumstances, it seemed almost comical that he had volunteered to compose a song for the birthday celebration that was being held at the bar where he had a regular gig. It was the 18th birthday of Glen's, the owner of the bar, daughter, and he had been asked to make it something she would never forget. He had expected to have it done already, but had yet to put the finishing touches to the arrangement so the other guys in the band could practice. He stared at the half written piece, then unfolded his long legs and stood. Maybe a drive out to the desert would clear his mind. Walking down the hallway to his bedroom, he changed his tank top to a black t shirt before grabbing his car keys and leaving the apartment.
Part Five
Liz heard the sports car drive off and along with a flash of relief felt, at the same time, suddenly alone. Setting aside the mystery novel she'd been reading, she picked up the receiver on her transparent acrylic phone and dialed her grandparents in Albuquerque.
"Hello?" came her grandmother's soothing voice over the line.
"Hi Grandma, it's me."
"Oh Elizabeth, honey, we were just talking about you. All settled in are you?"
"Yeah, pretty much. I miss you and Grandpa already though." blinking hard against the threatening tears, she allowed her mind to form a sweet picture of the slight, older woman, the wonderful "mother" who had held Liz together after her own parents had died in a plane crash just before she graduated from High School. Never one to follow fashion trends, Grandma Claudia had an assortment of homemade cotton dresses that she always wore around the house. To this day, she sewed all her own clothes and baked homemade goodies. Liz almost imagined she could small fresh bread right through the telephone line.
"Grandpa thought we might drive down there and see your place one of these days, as soon as I feel a bit better that is."
"That would be great Grandma Claudia. Just make sure you're up to it okay? Stop trying to do so much all the time. Take it easy for a change like the Doctor said okay?" She paused with a silent sly. "Well, just thought I would let you know that I love you, so you wouldn't think that I had forgotten about you."
"That's real sweet Honey. We love you too."
"Kyle didn't happen to call yet did he?"
"No, not yet. But I have your number written down right by the phone to give him when he goes. You take care now."
"I will. Bye." As Liz hung up, it was all she could do not to cry.
Must be too many childhood memories at once she surmised, added to the fact that her fiancé, Kyle Valenti, was out of town until tomorrow night and unlikely to call. There could be no other logical explanation for her blues. She shook off the peculiar teariness with a determined sniff and flicked on the TV.
Inside, she hoped Kyle wouldn't find out just yet that she'd moved. He'd been upset enough when she'd invested in La Femme with Maria in the first place, since it was a decent drive from where she used to live, back in Albuquerque, in close proximity to Kyle. And now when he learned she'd found a place back in her hometown while he was away, he was going to be furious.
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