Stranger than fanfiction...fanfic chads.
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:23 pm
Have you ever noticed that sometimes things happen in Roswell fanfics that we just accept but would never believe if it happened on the show? Or that sometimes things happen in fics that make no sense if we really think about it, but we say nothing. Like the show had chads, so do fanfics.
Such as…
1. The population of Roswell, New Mexico is 45,000 with a thriving tourist industry. Yet whenever a new person who will later become a friend of the group first comes into the Crashdown, the gang always know immediately that she (it’s usually a she) is new. They don’t assume that she’s somebody that goes to another school, or a tourist, or in town visiting relatives, they know she’s new.
2. Despite being a highly secretive, guarded and suspicious group of people, the gang are immediately friendly and welcoming of the new girl. With the exception of Michael, of course.
3. Evil Tess looks like a gerbil, has an annoying whiny voice, dresses like a slut and isn’t attractive to the guys. Good Tess is none of those things.
4. Evil Tess can be the most brainless, stupid, rude, blatantly evil person. Max can hate her, all his friends can hate her. He doesn’t like spending time with her, doesn’t find her attractive, doesn’t like her touching him. But he still dates her until Liz moves into town.
5. If Liz has a boyfriend who isn’t Max, he usually ignores her, cheats on her, treats her life crap yet is madly in love with her and goes crazy when she dumps him.
6. When the girls are getting ready to go out with the guys, Maria and Isabel can spend ages doing Liz’s hair and doing Liz’s make up and picking out Liz’s clothes and admiring Liz’s appearance. Yet Liz is always the last to come down stair and make her entrance.
7. The girls who attend Roswell High or live/work in whatever AU the gang exist in, (with the exception of Liz, Maria, Isabel and Good Tess) are slutty, brazen, forward, jealous bitches. They have no respect for the sanctity of marriage, or men who are taken. And they can’t take no for an answer.
8. Despite being slutty, brazen and forward, they are only interested in Max but ignore Michael who has the sexy bad boy thing going on and who has the advantage of his own apartment.
9. That even though Alex is really attracted to Isabel’s beautiful exterior, he doesn’t want to sleep with her.
10. Only the gang use the eraser room for making out. It’s never locked and never occupied by other students.
Can you think of any others?
Such as…
1. The population of Roswell, New Mexico is 45,000 with a thriving tourist industry. Yet whenever a new person who will later become a friend of the group first comes into the Crashdown, the gang always know immediately that she (it’s usually a she) is new. They don’t assume that she’s somebody that goes to another school, or a tourist, or in town visiting relatives, they know she’s new.
2. Despite being a highly secretive, guarded and suspicious group of people, the gang are immediately friendly and welcoming of the new girl. With the exception of Michael, of course.
3. Evil Tess looks like a gerbil, has an annoying whiny voice, dresses like a slut and isn’t attractive to the guys. Good Tess is none of those things.
4. Evil Tess can be the most brainless, stupid, rude, blatantly evil person. Max can hate her, all his friends can hate her. He doesn’t like spending time with her, doesn’t find her attractive, doesn’t like her touching him. But he still dates her until Liz moves into town.
5. If Liz has a boyfriend who isn’t Max, he usually ignores her, cheats on her, treats her life crap yet is madly in love with her and goes crazy when she dumps him.
6. When the girls are getting ready to go out with the guys, Maria and Isabel can spend ages doing Liz’s hair and doing Liz’s make up and picking out Liz’s clothes and admiring Liz’s appearance. Yet Liz is always the last to come down stair and make her entrance.
7. The girls who attend Roswell High or live/work in whatever AU the gang exist in, (with the exception of Liz, Maria, Isabel and Good Tess) are slutty, brazen, forward, jealous bitches. They have no respect for the sanctity of marriage, or men who are taken. And they can’t take no for an answer.
8. Despite being slutty, brazen and forward, they are only interested in Max but ignore Michael who has the sexy bad boy thing going on and who has the advantage of his own apartment.
9. That even though Alex is really attracted to Isabel’s beautiful exterior, he doesn’t want to sleep with her.
10. Only the gang use the eraser room for making out. It’s never locked and never occupied by other students.
Can you think of any others?