War of Wits... (Mi/L, UC, Teen) 9/9/10 complete
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:20 am
Title: War of Wits: The Battle for Roswell; Forbidden Dreams Series
Disclaimer: The characters and concepts of "Roswell" belong to Jason Katims, Melinda Metz, and 20th Century Fox.
Pairings: Michael/Liz, Rath/Maria, Isabel/Kyle; Max/Ava
Category: Family/Comedy
Rating: Child I believe, but we'll say Teen just to be safe. (I know me write a child piece? Had to happen at some point. I can't wallow in the sewer all the time.)
Summary: The children (and adults) battle for the right to rule the roost. Characters based on the Forbidden Dreams Universe. Takes place about 10-11 years after Thanksgiving Blessings and Arms Wide Open.
AN: This story was written for the Vilondra Project Summer Challenge on Roswell Heaven and won Funniest Fiction and was Runner-up for Best Over All Fiction. Thanks to Whims for the title!
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“Ow, stop pushing,” Hal whispered to his sister, rubbing the long red scratch developing on his arm. Pushing his hair back from his face, he glared at his younger sibling balefully and nudged her away from him.
“I wasn’t pushing,” Nikki rolled her eyes, reaching around him to grab their readied ammunition and stored them into the ratty, old pillowcases she’d confiscated, knowing that if their mom caught her using these bed linens, she was less likely to get angry.
“Were too,” The eight-year-old boy argued, handing his sister a couple more bombs he made and rolled his own eyes at her denial.
“Was not,” the seven-year-old retorted quietly, purposely nudging her brother this time, just to give him something real to whine about as she grabbed the remaining loot and dividing between two of the pillowcases in front of her.
“Were too,” he whined again, grabbing another pack of goods as he shoved his sister back, knowing full well that was asking for trouble given her fiery temperament.
“Will you shut up?” Claudia hissed, staring at her siblings balefully, scratching her brow in agitation as she scanned the surrounding area. She was pretty sure she had marked the enemy camp, but it wouldn’t do any good to rush into these things. Her cousins would give themselves away eventually. “You’re going to give us away before we’re ready. God, I don’t know why I put with you. I should have asked Asheley to be on my team. At least she barely speaks.”
“S’against the rules,” Hal retorted, glaring at his elder sister before crawling over to his station and continued making water balloons, insulted that she’d prefer the help of their three-year-old sister to him and Nikki. “No babies allowed.”
“Then shut up and let me concentrate,” the ten-year-old snapped, sliding an irritated glance over her brother before turning her attention back to the bushes around them. She was pretty sure she saw movement kiddy corner to them, but couldn’t be certain. Well, they’d find out soon once they implemented her plan. “How are we doing? I want to move out before Zan, Mick and Carrie get too cocky.”
“Almost there,” Hal affirmed, quickly filling and tying off the rest of the balloons before handing them to his sister and helping her distribute them between their packs. Meeting Claudia’s eyes, he grinned mischievously and gave a mock salute, making the girl roll her eyes as he quipped, “Good to go, General.”
“All right, Operation Water Works commencing,” Claudia murmured, fixing her siblings with a sly grin as they grabbed their loot and crept up to the bushes. Nodding slightly, the three of them rolled onto their their feet and slowly rose.
Three little dark-blond heads popped up from the shrubbery, caramel eyes fixated on the bushes in front of them, now perfectly sober and determined. The water war had become a family tradition over the past two Fourth of July’s and they were the reigning champions mostly due Claudia’s practical and devious mind.
And they weren’t about to lose this one.
Even revealing their location was a carefully planned, strategic move in order to lull the enemy into complacency and trick them into giving up their own location.
“Jackpot, baby!” Claudia exclaimed softly, three identical smirks flashing across dirt-smudged faces as the siblings heard a giggle and a slight rustling of branches, outing their cousins as they dropped back down and carefully snuck out of their hiding space without a sound.
“What’s clever?” Liz asked as she came up behind him, snaking an arm around his waist and pressing a soft kiss on his mouth as he dipped his head towards her. He hummed with pleasure as her mouth opened under his and he deepened the kiss, still amazed that after all these years she had the power to make his heart thrum wildly.
“Claudia’s strategy for this particular war,” he replied as he pulled away, pressing a soft kiss to her forehead and grinned at her slightly dazed expression. He loved knowing he had the same affect on her as well. Stroking her cheek, he pressed a fervent kiss to her lips once more before turning back to the grill.
“Well her daddy was a brilliant warlord on his planet,” Liz rasped, smiling at her husband of almost twelve years ruefully, momentarily distracted from the reason she came over to the declared no-women zone in the first place. “It’s only natural that she’d inherit some his deviousness.”
“So what’s Rath’s kids excuse?” he snorted, flicking an wicked glance over at his twin, knowing that he and the midget could hear him despite their supposed fixation on the baseball game. He snickered as his brother flicked him an annoyed look before flipping him off and going back to the game.
“He’s not as clever as you baby,” Liz smirked, sending a teasing glance over at her brother-in-law and laughing when his brow furrowed further, but he didn’t dare make any rude gestures that time knowing the world of pain he’d be in not only from Liz but his own wife as well.
“I’s heard that!” Rath grimaced, sending the giggling brunette a disapproving moue, his eyes flickering with indignation and huffed when the other guys laughed at his expense.
“What? Truth hurt, Deluca?’ Michael snarked, putting emphasis on the other man’s last name since he knew his twin was still a little sensitive over taking his wife’s last name. But it just seemed to make sense to them that they use the name Deluca since Rath hadn’t been ‘born’ with a last name. Said it made him look like an enlightened man. Yeah, right.
Snickering as Rath scowled further and slumped into his chair, Michael turned back to his wife with smile and cocked his brow, asking obnoxiously, “What are you doing over here anyway? No one touches the grill but me.”
“Don’t worry, I’m not here to steal your fire, caveman,” Liz sniggered, rolling her eyes derisively as she recalled her reason for breaching the testosterone tank and risked getting poisoned. “I was just bringing the kids hot dogs over so you can char them up. ”
“Good, the barbecue is no place for a woman,” he nodded self-importantly, puffing up his chest in mock arrogance and grinned when Liz fixed him with a droll smile, cocking her own brow at him in warning. “That’s why they call it ‘manning’ the grill.”
“There are men here?” she asked, her brow furrowing in mock confusion as she looked around curiously, before fixing him with a sweet smile, snarking over her shoulder as she sauntered back to Isabel and Maria. “Huh, didn’t see any, but then again I don’t know how anyone could see anything through this testosterone fog.”
“Watch it, woman, or you’ll pay for that later!” he called heatedly to her retreating back, licking his lips in anticipation and leering at the sinuous roll of her hips before turning back to his grill with a grunt and a snicker as she responded sassily, “Counting on it, Guerin!”
Damn…he walked right into that one and she couldn’t resist going in for the kill, the little vixen. Did he mention how much he loved his wife? She always kept him on his toes. He had no idea what he’d done to deserve her or how she managed to put up with him, but he wasn’t going to question it. Maybe tonight was a good night to start on baby number five. He wondered if he could con the guys into taking the brats for the night.
“At that point, I will run ahead to set the secret weapon while you and Nikki continue to bombard them with water balloons to distract them,” Hal continued, picking up where his sister left off, nodding his head gravely and looked up at Nikki with a frown. “Although, I don’t see why we can’t send, Bug to do it. I’m a better shot.”
“Because she doesn’t have control over her powers yet,” Claudia answered absently, arranging her pack for easy access before flicking a look over her shoulders at Hal and Nikki. “The last thing we need is to have the trees explode instead of the water trough releasing.”
“Sheesh, you set one tiny, little fire and they never let you live it down,” Nikki muttered under her breath, fixing her siblings with a fiery glare as she slung her pack over her shoulder.
“Little fire?” Hal snorted incredulously, looking at his sister as if she had suddenly grown another head. “Dad said that you icider…in-sin-ur…that the bush was nothing but ashes when you got done with it, Bug.”
“It got in my way,” she claimed indignantly, crossing her arms over her chest and stuck out her bottom lip petulantly. “I was trying to zap Zan because he changed my Barbie’s hair to blue but he moved and I hit the bush instead.”
“Good thing it got in your way,” Claudia quipped dryly as she wrapped a hand around her sister’s shoulders, tweaking one of her curly, blond pigtails. “Somehow I don’t think Aunt Maria or Uncle Rath would be very happy if you incinerated their son. Besides, you got even with him later.”
“Yeah, that was funny,” Hal snickered as he recalled his cousin waking up with blue skin and green hair and thinking it was some sort of latent alien quirk manifesting. His scream of sheer terror woke up the entire household. It had taken their uncle nearly an hour to stop laughing long enough to actually help him change his hair and skin back to their natural golden tones. “He never lived that one down.”
“As I was saying, we’ll lead them your way Hal and then unleash the secret weapon,” Claudia said, getting her snickering siblings back on track, grinning at their nods of compliance as they reached into their bags. “Ready? Charge!”
Letting out a battle cry, the three siblings yanked a super-soaker out of each of their bags and ran towards the bushes full out, spraying their cousins in the back, drenching them with a little boost of their powers before they even knew what hit them.
It wasn’t that long ago she was out there raising hell with the others, but now that she was soon to be a freshman at West Roswell High, she’d decided that she was too old for “such childish antics.” Sighing, her heart twinged knowing her baby was growing up. At least she still had Jimmy for a couple more years. He was going to be disappointed he’d missed the battle, but spending the week at Max and Ava’s new cabin boarding the lake in Frasier Woods held too much allure.
“Yeah, Claudia has been planning for the past month, calling meetings with Hal and Nikki and the whole bit,” Liz laughed, smiling at her sister-in-law and shaking her head ruefully as she set the picnic table, her sable eyes sparkling with mirth. “You’d think they were planning World War III with the seriousness they applied to this battle.”
“Knowing your hellions, chica, it probably is tantamount to World War III judging by the screams coming from the thicket,” Maria muttered, shifting uncomfortably in the July heat. Damn Rath. He just had to make sure she was nearly eight-months pregnant during the hottest time of the year. If she had any energy and could actually see her feet, she’d kick his ass. “I’m almost dreading the carnage when they get back from their sojourn.”
“You know, I’d be offended at that comment, if I didn’t know you were right,” Liz snickered, tossing her friend a commiserating smile, remembering when she was pregnant with Asheley during the height of summer. Michael barely survived that last month and only love had kept the man alive when she went into labor on the hottest day of the year.
“Of course, I’m right,” Maria smirked tiredly, rubbing her belly and pressing her glass of lemonade to her temple, sighing when the cool, refreshing drops of condensation slid off the glass and over her cheek, ignoring her friends snorts. “I’m always right.”
“Hey babes, can I’s do anything?” Rath called, careful to keep himself out of zapping distance since his wife’s powers were a little wonky at the time and he wasn’t looking to get electrocuted for the second time today. God, if his family could only see him now – terrified of a slip of a girl. When had he turned into such a pussy?
“Yeah, next time you have the kid,” she griped, shifting once more as her back protested and ached. Stretching out her legs onto the lounge, she sent her husband an aggrieved glare and would have laughed at the worry pinching his brow if she wasn’t so damn uncomfortable. God, she hoped the baby wasn’t going to come today. Actually, she did hope it came today – she was so over being pregnant.
“Uh…I’s don’t think I can,” he stammered, paling at the thought and walking over to Maria, motioning for her to sit up. Sliding behind her, he pulled her against his chest and rubbed her belly and hips, sending a faint flow of power over her muscles to relieve the tension and pain, smiling down into her face as she sent him a grateful smile.
“Wimp,” she teased lightly, resting her head in the hollow of his neck and closed her eyes, humming with pleasure as his hands kneaded the knots out of her body.
“Dude, you are so pussy-whipped,” Michael snorted, kissing Liz lightly on the mouth before turning to an equally smirking Kyle as he nodded to his twin, shaking his head in amusement. He never thought he’d see the day.
“Stuff it, Spaceboy,” Maria snapped sleepily, answering for her husband. This was the first time she had felt comfortable all day and if he disrupted it, he was going to get more than an ass kicking. “If he disturbs me to go after you, I will zap you both and those thoughts of trying for kid number five tonight will be nothing more than a dream.”
Paling visibly, Michael swallowed harshly as he covered himself instinctively and looked at his wife, grinning sheepishly when she cocked a brow at him since they hadn’t actually discussed having another child yet. Actually, he hadn’t said anything about that to anyone. “Wait, what did you just say?”
Disclaimer: The characters and concepts of "Roswell" belong to Jason Katims, Melinda Metz, and 20th Century Fox.
Pairings: Michael/Liz, Rath/Maria, Isabel/Kyle; Max/Ava
Category: Family/Comedy
Rating: Child I believe, but we'll say Teen just to be safe. (I know me write a child piece? Had to happen at some point. I can't wallow in the sewer all the time.)
Summary: The children (and adults) battle for the right to rule the roost. Characters based on the Forbidden Dreams Universe. Takes place about 10-11 years after Thanksgiving Blessings and Arms Wide Open.
AN: This story was written for the Vilondra Project Summer Challenge on Roswell Heaven and won Funniest Fiction and was Runner-up for Best Over All Fiction. Thanks to Whims for the title!
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Battle Stations
“Ow, stop pushing,” Hal whispered to his sister, rubbing the long red scratch developing on his arm. Pushing his hair back from his face, he glared at his younger sibling balefully and nudged her away from him.
“I wasn’t pushing,” Nikki rolled her eyes, reaching around him to grab their readied ammunition and stored them into the ratty, old pillowcases she’d confiscated, knowing that if their mom caught her using these bed linens, she was less likely to get angry.
“Were too,” The eight-year-old boy argued, handing his sister a couple more bombs he made and rolled his own eyes at her denial.
“Was not,” the seven-year-old retorted quietly, purposely nudging her brother this time, just to give him something real to whine about as she grabbed the remaining loot and dividing between two of the pillowcases in front of her.
“Were too,” he whined again, grabbing another pack of goods as he shoved his sister back, knowing full well that was asking for trouble given her fiery temperament.
“Will you shut up?” Claudia hissed, staring at her siblings balefully, scratching her brow in agitation as she scanned the surrounding area. She was pretty sure she had marked the enemy camp, but it wouldn’t do any good to rush into these things. Her cousins would give themselves away eventually. “You’re going to give us away before we’re ready. God, I don’t know why I put with you. I should have asked Asheley to be on my team. At least she barely speaks.”
“S’against the rules,” Hal retorted, glaring at his elder sister before crawling over to his station and continued making water balloons, insulted that she’d prefer the help of their three-year-old sister to him and Nikki. “No babies allowed.”
“Then shut up and let me concentrate,” the ten-year-old snapped, sliding an irritated glance over her brother before turning her attention back to the bushes around them. She was pretty sure she saw movement kiddy corner to them, but couldn’t be certain. Well, they’d find out soon once they implemented her plan. “How are we doing? I want to move out before Zan, Mick and Carrie get too cocky.”
“Almost there,” Hal affirmed, quickly filling and tying off the rest of the balloons before handing them to his sister and helping her distribute them between their packs. Meeting Claudia’s eyes, he grinned mischievously and gave a mock salute, making the girl roll her eyes as he quipped, “Good to go, General.”
“All right, Operation Water Works commencing,” Claudia murmured, fixing her siblings with a sly grin as they grabbed their loot and crept up to the bushes. Nodding slightly, the three of them rolled onto their their feet and slowly rose.
Three little dark-blond heads popped up from the shrubbery, caramel eyes fixated on the bushes in front of them, now perfectly sober and determined. The water war had become a family tradition over the past two Fourth of July’s and they were the reigning champions mostly due Claudia’s practical and devious mind.
And they weren’t about to lose this one.
Even revealing their location was a carefully planned, strategic move in order to lull the enemy into complacency and trick them into giving up their own location.
“Jackpot, baby!” Claudia exclaimed softly, three identical smirks flashing across dirt-smudged faces as the siblings heard a giggle and a slight rustling of branches, outing their cousins as they dropped back down and carefully snuck out of their hiding space without a sound.
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“Clever,” Michael murmured quietly from his perch at the barbecue, smirking as his kids snuck away, circling around to come up behind their unsuspecting cousins and shook his head in amusement. “Very clever moppet.”“What’s clever?” Liz asked as she came up behind him, snaking an arm around his waist and pressing a soft kiss on his mouth as he dipped his head towards her. He hummed with pleasure as her mouth opened under his and he deepened the kiss, still amazed that after all these years she had the power to make his heart thrum wildly.
“Claudia’s strategy for this particular war,” he replied as he pulled away, pressing a soft kiss to her forehead and grinned at her slightly dazed expression. He loved knowing he had the same affect on her as well. Stroking her cheek, he pressed a fervent kiss to her lips once more before turning back to the grill.
“Well her daddy was a brilliant warlord on his planet,” Liz rasped, smiling at her husband of almost twelve years ruefully, momentarily distracted from the reason she came over to the declared no-women zone in the first place. “It’s only natural that she’d inherit some his deviousness.”
“So what’s Rath’s kids excuse?” he snorted, flicking an wicked glance over at his twin, knowing that he and the midget could hear him despite their supposed fixation on the baseball game. He snickered as his brother flicked him an annoyed look before flipping him off and going back to the game.
“He’s not as clever as you baby,” Liz smirked, sending a teasing glance over at her brother-in-law and laughing when his brow furrowed further, but he didn’t dare make any rude gestures that time knowing the world of pain he’d be in not only from Liz but his own wife as well.
“I’s heard that!” Rath grimaced, sending the giggling brunette a disapproving moue, his eyes flickering with indignation and huffed when the other guys laughed at his expense.
“What? Truth hurt, Deluca?’ Michael snarked, putting emphasis on the other man’s last name since he knew his twin was still a little sensitive over taking his wife’s last name. But it just seemed to make sense to them that they use the name Deluca since Rath hadn’t been ‘born’ with a last name. Said it made him look like an enlightened man. Yeah, right.
Snickering as Rath scowled further and slumped into his chair, Michael turned back to his wife with smile and cocked his brow, asking obnoxiously, “What are you doing over here anyway? No one touches the grill but me.”
“Don’t worry, I’m not here to steal your fire, caveman,” Liz sniggered, rolling her eyes derisively as she recalled her reason for breaching the testosterone tank and risked getting poisoned. “I was just bringing the kids hot dogs over so you can char them up. ”
“Good, the barbecue is no place for a woman,” he nodded self-importantly, puffing up his chest in mock arrogance and grinned when Liz fixed him with a droll smile, cocking her own brow at him in warning. “That’s why they call it ‘manning’ the grill.”
“There are men here?” she asked, her brow furrowing in mock confusion as she looked around curiously, before fixing him with a sweet smile, snarking over her shoulder as she sauntered back to Isabel and Maria. “Huh, didn’t see any, but then again I don’t know how anyone could see anything through this testosterone fog.”
“Watch it, woman, or you’ll pay for that later!” he called heatedly to her retreating back, licking his lips in anticipation and leering at the sinuous roll of her hips before turning back to his grill with a grunt and a snicker as she responded sassily, “Counting on it, Guerin!”
Damn…he walked right into that one and she couldn’t resist going in for the kill, the little vixen. Did he mention how much he loved his wife? She always kept him on his toes. He had no idea what he’d done to deserve her or how she managed to put up with him, but he wasn’t going to question it. Maybe tonight was a good night to start on baby number five. He wondered if he could con the guys into taking the brats for the night.
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“Okay, so you take the left flank, Hal, and you take the right, Nikki,” Claudia murmured as they hovered near their cousins hiding place, marking out her war schematic in the dirt with a stick. Flicking a glance towards the brush in front of them warily, she smiled when it became obvious that her cousins hadn’t a clue they had moved. “I’ll come up the middle. We’ll attack and draw them from their hiding place and after a few minutes of bombardment, pretend to retreat.”“At that point, I will run ahead to set the secret weapon while you and Nikki continue to bombard them with water balloons to distract them,” Hal continued, picking up where his sister left off, nodding his head gravely and looked up at Nikki with a frown. “Although, I don’t see why we can’t send, Bug to do it. I’m a better shot.”
“Because she doesn’t have control over her powers yet,” Claudia answered absently, arranging her pack for easy access before flicking a look over her shoulders at Hal and Nikki. “The last thing we need is to have the trees explode instead of the water trough releasing.”
“Sheesh, you set one tiny, little fire and they never let you live it down,” Nikki muttered under her breath, fixing her siblings with a fiery glare as she slung her pack over her shoulder.
“Little fire?” Hal snorted incredulously, looking at his sister as if she had suddenly grown another head. “Dad said that you icider…in-sin-ur…that the bush was nothing but ashes when you got done with it, Bug.”
“It got in my way,” she claimed indignantly, crossing her arms over her chest and stuck out her bottom lip petulantly. “I was trying to zap Zan because he changed my Barbie’s hair to blue but he moved and I hit the bush instead.”
“Good thing it got in your way,” Claudia quipped dryly as she wrapped a hand around her sister’s shoulders, tweaking one of her curly, blond pigtails. “Somehow I don’t think Aunt Maria or Uncle Rath would be very happy if you incinerated their son. Besides, you got even with him later.”
“Yeah, that was funny,” Hal snickered as he recalled his cousin waking up with blue skin and green hair and thinking it was some sort of latent alien quirk manifesting. His scream of sheer terror woke up the entire household. It had taken their uncle nearly an hour to stop laughing long enough to actually help him change his hair and skin back to their natural golden tones. “He never lived that one down.”
“As I was saying, we’ll lead them your way Hal and then unleash the secret weapon,” Claudia said, getting her snickering siblings back on track, grinning at their nods of compliance as they reached into their bags. “Ready? Charge!”
Letting out a battle cry, the three siblings yanked a super-soaker out of each of their bags and ran towards the bushes full out, spraying their cousins in the back, drenching them with a little boost of their powers before they even knew what hit them.
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“Oh, sounds like the battle has commenced,” Isabel snickered as outraged screams of ‘not fair’ filled the air and couldn’t wait to see what damage her brother’s hellions wrecked upon Rath and Maria’s kids this time. Looking over at her Di, she smiled as the thirteen-year-old grimaced and rolled her eyes, going back to sunning herself and reading the latest teen magazine.It wasn’t that long ago she was out there raising hell with the others, but now that she was soon to be a freshman at West Roswell High, she’d decided that she was too old for “such childish antics.” Sighing, her heart twinged knowing her baby was growing up. At least she still had Jimmy for a couple more years. He was going to be disappointed he’d missed the battle, but spending the week at Max and Ava’s new cabin boarding the lake in Frasier Woods held too much allure.
“Yeah, Claudia has been planning for the past month, calling meetings with Hal and Nikki and the whole bit,” Liz laughed, smiling at her sister-in-law and shaking her head ruefully as she set the picnic table, her sable eyes sparkling with mirth. “You’d think they were planning World War III with the seriousness they applied to this battle.”
“Knowing your hellions, chica, it probably is tantamount to World War III judging by the screams coming from the thicket,” Maria muttered, shifting uncomfortably in the July heat. Damn Rath. He just had to make sure she was nearly eight-months pregnant during the hottest time of the year. If she had any energy and could actually see her feet, she’d kick his ass. “I’m almost dreading the carnage when they get back from their sojourn.”
“You know, I’d be offended at that comment, if I didn’t know you were right,” Liz snickered, tossing her friend a commiserating smile, remembering when she was pregnant with Asheley during the height of summer. Michael barely survived that last month and only love had kept the man alive when she went into labor on the hottest day of the year.
“Of course, I’m right,” Maria smirked tiredly, rubbing her belly and pressing her glass of lemonade to her temple, sighing when the cool, refreshing drops of condensation slid off the glass and over her cheek, ignoring her friends snorts. “I’m always right.”
“Hey babes, can I’s do anything?” Rath called, careful to keep himself out of zapping distance since his wife’s powers were a little wonky at the time and he wasn’t looking to get electrocuted for the second time today. God, if his family could only see him now – terrified of a slip of a girl. When had he turned into such a pussy?
“Yeah, next time you have the kid,” she griped, shifting once more as her back protested and ached. Stretching out her legs onto the lounge, she sent her husband an aggrieved glare and would have laughed at the worry pinching his brow if she wasn’t so damn uncomfortable. God, she hoped the baby wasn’t going to come today. Actually, she did hope it came today – she was so over being pregnant.
“Uh…I’s don’t think I can,” he stammered, paling at the thought and walking over to Maria, motioning for her to sit up. Sliding behind her, he pulled her against his chest and rubbed her belly and hips, sending a faint flow of power over her muscles to relieve the tension and pain, smiling down into her face as she sent him a grateful smile.
“Wimp,” she teased lightly, resting her head in the hollow of his neck and closed her eyes, humming with pleasure as his hands kneaded the knots out of her body.
“Dude, you are so pussy-whipped,” Michael snorted, kissing Liz lightly on the mouth before turning to an equally smirking Kyle as he nodded to his twin, shaking his head in amusement. He never thought he’d see the day.
“Stuff it, Spaceboy,” Maria snapped sleepily, answering for her husband. This was the first time she had felt comfortable all day and if he disrupted it, he was going to get more than an ass kicking. “If he disturbs me to go after you, I will zap you both and those thoughts of trying for kid number five tonight will be nothing more than a dream.”
Paling visibly, Michael swallowed harshly as he covered himself instinctively and looked at his wife, grinning sheepishly when she cocked a brow at him since they hadn’t actually discussed having another child yet. Actually, he hadn’t said anything about that to anyone. “Wait, what did you just say?”