Roswell Fanatics

Disclaimer: Sorry I do not own these characters...(dreams of Jason Behr holding me and kissing me.) Opps sorry. Like I said I do not own them!
Summary: Just give it a try please. This is just going to be a cute little fic. Ways should have been if Tess hadn't come. After High school Graduation. No FBI, nothing just normal Aliens and teens!
Rating: TEEN
Couples: M.L

Part 1

"Just a little harder.." She sighed. "No, a little to the left. There..Right there. Yes. Perfect."

"Can you make up your mind. I'm so tired." Max moaned. Liz rolled her eyes. Liz Parker and Max Evans have been best friends since birth. Now, Max wasn't exactly what you would call normal. He was from..Hmm, ever heard the saying..Men are from Mars Women are from Venus? Well, in Max's case it's men are from Antar and Woman are from Earth.

"Okay, we can hang the rest of the pictures later." She said taking the hammer from him. "Your such a baby. I don't understand why you just don't use your powers."

Max laughed, "Maybe because I don't want to be lazy and I want our first place to be made of sweat and hard labor!" He said wrapping his arms around her.

"EWW!!" She said playfully slapping her hands against his chest. "Gross your all sweaty."

"So, its not like you haven't kissed me after I ran before." Max said cocking his eyebrow. "What's the big deal? I'm sweaty because of you."

"Oh don't blame this on me mister!" Liz said sarcastically as she pushed off of him. Of course since high school they're relationship has progressed to a intimate one. Not that she minded. After they graduated they had got an apartment of their own near the campus and decided it would be best to act as normal as possible.

He sighed, "Who said I was blamming?" Max mummbled.

"Oh don't be a baby Max." Liz said from the kitchen. "Go get in the shower, we have to meet up with Michael and them remember?"

"Care to join me?" He said hollering from the hallway.

"Not if we want to get there on time." Liz said peaking around the corner. Max mummbled and Liz laughed.

Isabel's Apartment-

"Welcome to Isabel's House!" She said showing everyone around. Max plopped himself next to Michael who was watching tv.

"It's an apartment!" Michael yelled at her. Isabel glarred at the back of his head an through a pillow at him. "What the fu.." He said turning around. "What was that for?"

"For being you!" Isabel said sitting in one of her plush chairs.

Max just laughed. "Okay children." Maria came out of the kitchen with Liz carrying soda's.

"So Alex said, 'Why do we have to have such an expensive place in the first place? Why can't the dorms just be free?'" Maria said mocking him sitting down next to Micheal.

Liz shook her head. "Poor Alex. He just had to go off to some fancy college didn't he."

"You know Alex," Isabel said popping a chip in her mouth. "Computers are his favorite."

Max and Micheal exchanged looks, "Girl gossip." They said at the same time. Earning a pillow from each of the girls. "OW!"

"Any how," Liz said. "Alex did say he was coming up for the summer, so Isabel he said to make sure you guest room is cleared out."

Isabel nodded, "It's already got a computer in it."

"You know Alex would have brought his own!" Maria said rolling her eyes. "It's like Micheal. Can do without his playstation." She said ruffling his hair.

"Hey I can live without the playstation!" He said in his defense.

"Yeah and I'm from Earth." Max said sarcastically. This earned a glare from Micheal.

"Thanks alot Man!" Michael said. Max just shrugged.

Isabel looked between her two brother's, "You know you guys sure haven't grown up since the past years." Max and Micheal looked at her.

"Yes we have." They said pouting.

"Yeah sure." Maria mocked. "Remember that time when Max and Michael found out that me and Liz were heading off to Alberque for the weekend to meet up with somebody..And they found out it was guy."

"Oh my god." Liz said groaning.

"Do we have to talk about this?" Max said dropping his head in his hand.

"YES!" Isabel said laughing.

"They snuck out and followed us." Maria said laughing. "Oh how hilarous was that."

Flashback-

"What do you mean your going to meet up with some guy in Alberque?" Micheal said looking at Maria while she packed.

"I mean me and Liz are going to be gone for two days and we'll be meeting somebody up there." Maria said grabbing her bag and heading outside. Only to see Liz and Max arguing.

"Max, it's just a friend of the family." Liz said sighing. "What's the big deal?"

"The big deal is that your meeting this guy that you haven't seen in five year's and that you tell me he used to have the hots for you!" Max said running his hands through his hair.

"He has a girlfriend!" Maria yelled for her. Liz looked to see Maria at the driver's side of the car.

"Still, I don't think you should go." Michael said. "Max?"

"I don't want to tell you what to do.." Max said looking down at Liz.

"Then don't..I'll be back Sunday night..Monday morning." Liz said kissing him softly then getting in the car.

After they drove off and were out of sight Michael spoke up, "Follow them?"

"You know it!" Max said heading for the jeep.

Flashback Year 2000

Liz and Maria are driving down the road heading out of Roswell fussing about how Michael and Max were reacting. "I mean come on, its just a friend of the family.." Maria complained.

"Who happens to be a guy!" Liz said. "That is what got they're attention off that stupid playstation game.

Maria rolled her eyes, "That crush was so back in kindergarden." Liz laughed. "You have to admit though that they were kind of cute."

Liz looked at her like she was thinking. "Well..I suppose. I only seen Max jealous with Kyle..But that wasn't real jealousy."

"Oh please, you never saw him gripping his locker when you two kissed..It look like he was expriementing.."

"Maria! Don't even finish that sentence." She thought a minute. "Wait, when did this happen?"

End of Flashback

Present time 2005

"You actually told her that!" Max asked embrassed starring at Maria.

"Hey you never swore me to secrecy." Maria said holding her hands up in defense.

Isabel finally caught her breath from laughing and wiped her tears. "Oh come on Max, it's not like you were actually doing anything...Or were you?" She asked looking him over. Michael slowly moved away.

"NO!" Max shouted, "Can we just get back to the story?" He said shamefully knowing he was not going to win this.

"Ahh, poor baby.." Liz said kissing his cheek.

Flashback 2000-

"So I can't believe you still have it." Liz said looking around the tree house. "I mean, I thought for sure you would get rid of it."

"What are you kidding? This is were I got most of my experience." Chris said smugly folding his arms across his chest. Chris Sampson had been a close friend of the Parker's for awhile now. She and him always got along when ever they're parents were off talking business.

"Oh please and what experience was that?" Liz asked rasing her eyebrows.

On the other side of the door-

"Can you hear anything?" Michael asked.

"How can I your blowing right in my ear." Max whispered back to him. "I only hear two voices."

"Yeah, that's probably because Maria already.." Max looked at him weird. "Nevermind, move over." He placed his ear to the door. "What the heck?"

"What?!?" Max whispered harshly.

"They're talking about experience." Max and Michael exchanged looks and both placed they're ears against the door.

Inside Chris had sat down on one of the wooden boxes and Liz looked around for a place to sit. Spotting an old crate, she pulled it over. "OW!"

"What?" Chris asked concerned coming to her side.

"Oh it's nothing..I think I got a splinter.

Meanwhile Michael and Max were arguing about who should listen missing the most IMPORTANT part of the conversation. "Here let me look." Chris said looking at her finger. "It looks pretty deep."

"What!" Max said. "What's in pretty deep?"

"Do you want me to take it out?" Chris asked.

"You damn well better." Michael said.

"No, I'll take care of it later. The pains not that bad." Liz said shaking her head.

"HEY!" Maria whispered noticing the two shadows near the tree house. "What are you two peeping toms doing there?"

Michael and Max turned around seeing Maria standing in the grass with her hands on her hips. Just then the door flew open. "Mar.." Liz started saying but then heard Max's voice. She looked down on the ground and saw two figures laying sprawled out on they're butts. She also noticed Maria tapping her foot and shaking her head.

End of Flashback

Present time 2005

"Serves you two right!" Liz said shaking her head, "I still can't believe you thought it was his.."

"Look we missed the key moment." Michael said sinking lower into the chair.

"Yeah..It's not like.." Max said trying to think of something smart.

"It's not like what?" Maria said starring at the two.

"Uh nevermind..I was just going to say that it's not like what you two did that time. Oh and how bout you Isabel, when Alex came with us?" Max said standing up now.

"What's that suppose to mean?" Isabel said nervously.

"Yeah." Maria and Liz said together.

"Michael remember that time we went to that bar." Michael started grinning. "Yeah, that one."

"Oh yeah. Wasn't Kyle there two?" He asked scratching his head.

"I think he was the one who screwed us over, but..That's not the point. What we did isn't as half as embarassing as what you three did.." Max said pointing at them.

"Well do share brother dear." Isabel said crossing her arms.

"Spaceboy ain't got nothing." Maria said waving her hand. Liz looked them over. "Do you?" Michael came to sit next to her.

"I love ya' blondie!" He said gesturing to Max continue.

"Max wait!" Liz said. "This wouldn't happen to be the time when I did that little dance?" She asked fidgeting.

"Hmm, I don't know..If I remember correctly it all started it out..."

Part 3:

Past Year 2003-

Tony's Hot Spot-

"Hey, man what are you doing here?" Michael asked slapping Max on the back.

Max shrugged his shoulders, "Probably the same thing you are. Maria and Liz are out on they're annual shop a thon and I got nothing better to do."

Michael nodded. "I thought Liz asked you to meet her at the mall for dinner." He said smirking. "Whipped much?"

"I'm not whipped, I'm in love." Max stated waving the bar tender over. "Besides how did you know about that?" He looked over at the bar tender, "A coke."

Michael looked down sheepishly, "Maria said something about me meeting you guys there for dinner or no sex for a month." Max laughed, "Hey it's not funny man."

"Yes, it is. Your calling me whipped. Man she's one little hell fire ain't she?" Max asked shaking his head.

"Who is?" Alex said coming up behind Max and Michael.

They exchanged looks, "Maria." They said at the same time.

"Ah, yes dear old Maria." Alex said laughing. "So, wasting time until dinner?." They looked at him confused. "I'm just as whipped as you are. Isabel met up with the girls then we're having dinner with you all."

The guys shook they're heads, "I say we're not whipped, we're in love." Max stated firmly.

"Call it whatever you want, Maxwell, but we're whipped." Michael stated sarcastically. "Where's buddah boy?"

Alex looked over at them, "Now there's one whipped boy, he got blackmailed into being Maria's bag man."

The mall-

"I wonder what the guy's are doing until dinner?" Isabel said as she looked through the rack of clothing.

Kyle rolled his eyes as he looked at his watch, "Probably having more fun then me." He mumbled.

"What's that Kyle?" Maria asked looking at him angrily.

"Nothing." Kyle said grinning. "I just said why don't I call them and I find out."

Liz looked down at her watch, "I don't know. I mean I promised Max that I wouldn't bother him until six."

"What he getting sick of you or something? You guys get into a fight?" Maria said raising an eyebrow. "Don't tell me that the precious Liz Parker and Max Evans actually are arguing." Maria said teasingly.

Isabel laughed, "Please my dear brother, sick of Liz? That will be the day aliens don't land on Earth." Earning a laugh from everyone.

"And the fighting they only fight to have make up sex." Kyle stated laughing which earned a glare from Isabel.

"How are you taking the idea of Alex leaving now?" Liz said quickly changing the subject.

Isabel sighed, "Better, I mean long distance relationships are hard, but not when you have my gift. We talked it over and decided that we would visit each other when ever we could."

"Right. You guys have Vacations." Liz stated.

"Call the guys." Isabel she said thinking about Alex. Maria smiled as she tossed Kyle her phone.

Tony's-

"Hello?" Max asked. "Kyle is that you? What? I can't hear you?"

Mall-

"Max? Where are you man?" Kyle said as the girls looked at him strangely. "I can't hear you, speak up."

Tony's-

"Kyle, if you can hear me, meet us at the new bar, where at Tony's Hot Spot Bar." Max said. Michael and Alex had come over from the pool table by now.

Mall-

"You're WHERE!" Kyle looked up at the girls smiling who now had curious faces on them. All Kyle heard was 'where-at-girls-hot-bar-'

"Where are they?" Liz asked.

When Kyle hung up nervously Maria got frustrated, "That's it, either give me an answer or you'll be hearing a rumor around school that your a buddahist and still read biker babes." Maria stated with her hands on her hips.

"Oh come on. This is so not fair. I should have gone to that new strip bar then." Kyle mumbled.

The girls looked at each other, "WHAT!"

"Kyle you better start explaining right now." Isabel screamed not caring who was looking at the moment.

Kyle held his hands up in defense, "Alright. Fine there's this new bar that just opened up called Tony's Hot Spot. The guys were suppose to go today while the girls went shopping today..."

"And, are we meeting them there?" Isabel said tapping her foot.

Kyle scratched his head, "No."

"Then what." Maria hissed.

"Kyle, just tell us." Liz asked nicely.

"Its a strip club." He blurted out.

Liz and Maria fumed. "Fine if that's the way they want to play, let's play." Maria stated.

Present 2005-

Maria scooted further into her seats, "I hate that Max can recieve every little detail from you Liz."

"He didn't get that from me." Liz said shaking her head embarrased. Liz and Maria looked at Isabel.

Isabel eyes widened, "Hey don't look at me. It must of been Kyle who told them."

"That's right girls Kyle told us every single detail of how it played out at the mall." Michael said proudly.

Maria sat up straight. "Don't be so proud cause if your not staying here tonight."

"Oh god please go to your dorm." Isabel mumbled.

Max rolled his eyes, "Anyhow..."

Past 2004-

"You think the girls are coming here?" Alex asked.

Max nodded, "Yeah, I mean I told Kyle where we we're an to meet us here but he hung up on me. So I guess their coming." He said shrugging.

Michael smirked, "Maybe the girls killed him with all the shopping. Maria can do that with me and she's by herself." Max and Alex laughed. Michael turned towards the tv and out of the corner of his eye spotted three girls and a scared guy trailing behind them, "Max...MAX!" He said hitting him on the shoulder.

"What?" Max asked annoyed.

Michael pointed towards the door, "Is that who I think it is?" Max paled as Alex and Max saw the girls dressed in leather and halter tops.

Present 2005-

"I still can't believe we did that." Isabel said shaking her head. Just as she was heading into the kitchen the doorbell rang.

"Expecting company?" Liz said suggestively.

Isabel shrugged, "Yeah its my male escort that I hired to take me over the hills of passion." As she opened the door no one could expect the surprise of their life.

"Alex! Kyle!" Isabel screamed. She launched herself into the arms of the waiting Alex Whitman.

Alex spun Isabel around as Kyle made a grand entrance, "And Kyle is back in Roswell people."

Max smirked, "Welcome back man." He said slapping him on the back. Liz and Maria hugged him as Michael shook his hand.

"Hi Kyle." Isabel managed to say between kisses.

Kyle waved, "Nice to see you too. It was so boring getting here, Isabel this, Isabel that." Kyle said rolling his eyes.

"We we're just talking about you!" Maria teased her step-brother.

Kyle looked around the room and could tell she was serious, "Good or bad?"

"Depends on how you look at it." Isabel said sitting on Alex's lap. "Actually we we're just talking about graduation."

Alex chuckled, "For Kyle I think it would be embarassing."

"Ah, yes, my lovely graduation." Kyle said shaking his head. "Did you have to get my back? It was a honest mistake."

Maria shrugged, "I can't help it that you just happened..."

Past 2004-

"I would now like to announce the graduating class of 2004." The principal said over the microphone. The class through their hats up in the air.

Kyle and Maria were talking to they're parents while Liz and the other's we're discussing the last minute details. Isabel waved over to Maria to tell her she was ready. "Kyle," Maria said pulling him away from his friend.

"Maria I was talking to someone." He said pointing in his direction.

Maria waved him off, "I know but this is really important, the principal really wants to talk to you about something."

"Me? Why? I didn't do anything..." Maria shrugged.

"He said it was important." She stated. Kyle sighed as he made his way over to the principal.

"Principal Green?" Kyle said holding his hand out.

They shook hands, "Kyle, I'm glad we have this moment to talk. I know that your busy right now but I just need a moment." Kyle nodded. As they talked Max and the gang listened.

"You sure this is a good idea?" Isabel said nervously.

Michael smirked, "Sure it will look like an accident and Kyle will just be embarassed as hell." As he saw Kyle hug his prinicipal he smiled, "Now Max."

Max moved his hand, "That should do it."

"This is just so wrong but funny." Liz said hiding behind Max.

"But he deserves it." Alex said watching as the principal's jacket started losing a thread then another. It just kept coming undone. "God this is just to funny.

"Kyle what is going on?" The principal demanded.

Kyle shook his head. "There seems to be a thread stuck to my hand."

"Well get it undone it is ruining my jacket." He said trying to help but only worsening the problem to where it went down to his pants.

"Oh my god." Maria said. "We're not going to see Mr. Green's..." Maria burst out into laughter.

Just as they tore down the middle, the gang was in tears. Mr. Green was wearing alien boxer's from the crashdown. Kyle was mortified, he had thread hanging from his hand and just had a preview of Mr. Green's ass.

Present 2005-

"I still have nightmare's till this day." Kyle said pointing at them. "Did you have to choose him?"

"Who would you have perfered?" Max said laughing.

Liz tapped his leg, "You have to admit Kyle it was pretty funny."

Kyle shook his head, "Please. That was the most humilating thing of my life."

"You deserved it!" Alex said pointing it out.

"It was merely static's fault." Kyle said pouting. He started smirking, "I do remember the time that Max and Liz were caught though..."

Max and Liz exchanged looks. "What?"

The gang cracked up laughing, "Yep, the time when you were looking for your apartment."

Liz blushed. "Remember, it was the first time we found the apartment we liked it and um we..."

Max nodded, "Kyle and Isabel found us in the bedroom."

"Bathroom might I point out. I never want to see your ass again!" Isabel said shuddering.

"This is a perfect place Max." Liz said looking around the apartment. "It's close to Izzy and near the college."

Max nodded looking over the brochure, "I don't know Liz, it's awfully expensive for us."


"I'm sure we could bargin with her. Plus, my dad said the lady was a old friend of the family." She said shrugging.

Max's eyebrow's furrowed. "I wanted to be able to do this on our own Liz. Show your dad I was able to provide for you."

Liz smiled and came up to kiss him on the cheek, "Come here I want to show you something." She took his hand in her's and he followed her obidently.

"This is where we would sleep. Do you get my flow. WE. As in just you and me, the parents wouldn't be down the hall Max." Max nodded. "We've looked at dozen of apartments for the past three months. I've slept in my cold bed all by myself and I have to say this is a keeper."

"But Liz, we have to be sensible about this...I don't know." He said turning to look out around the bedroom door.

Liz looked at him confused, "What bothers you about it?"

"It's just that, um, it kind of, it's to close to Isabel. She'll always be noising around and not to mention Maria. Maria living with Izzy she'll be coming in and out...I just wanted you to myself." He said shyly.

Liz's smile grew. "I love you Max. I think we should do something. Something real special."

"Really..." Max said leaning down to where he could almost kiss her.

Liz nodded, "I saw the bathroom you know. Have you?" Max shook his head smirking, "It has such a big tub. I think I'll be taking alot of them."

"Maybe I'll be joining you in them." He said walking her towards the bathroom.

"Why Max, where ever are we going?" She asked innocently.

He picked her up and opened the bathroom door, "As if you didn't know Ms. Parker."

Present 2005-

Liz layed back soaking in her tub; the bubbles all around her, eyes closed as she relaxed and remembered the night her and her boyfriend spent christning the bathroom. It wasn't even their's yet, but she wanted it and was going to show Max exactly how she wanted it.

Past 2004-

"One room down and four to go." Liz said as Max leaned against her trying to catch his breath.

Max looked up at her, "What do you mean?"

"I mean we christned the bathroom, don't you think we should do the other ones?" She said running a hand up his chest.

Max raised an eyebrow, "Isn't that if you just bought a house?"

"Well, I thought that's what we we're doing when you brought me in here, lover." She said kissing his neck. He moaned. "Or did I read the signals wrong. I mean we don't neccassarily have to go christan the other rooms."

"No, no..We'll do it." Max said as he started to lift her up.

Liz stopped him, "I want to but, we can't christen unless we rent." Liz said side to side.

"Fine." He said leaning down to kiss her.

Present 2005-

Kisses. She felt his kisses running over her face. She slowly opened her eyes to meet his amber ones. "Well, hello there."

"Hello. What were you thinking about?" Max asked as he stoked her cheek.

"Us. The bathroom." She said blushing.

Max chuckled, "Ah yes, the way you conned me into renting this apartment." He said teasingly kissing her.

"I didn't hear no complaints." She said breathlessly.

"Nope no complaints." Max said. "Liz I need to tell you something, something important."

Liz looked up at him, "You can tell me anything Max, you know that."

"I know, its just I...Okay, we've been together for 7 years now and we've been through alot. You've accepted me for who I really am and I never thought that would happen."

Liz smiled as she placed a hand on his cheek, "Human or alien, I would love you tremendously."

"I know and that what makes me love you even more. The day that I healed you it was like something in the world knew that we had to be together. Fate, I guess. I know I shouldn't be saying this but, I'm glad you got shot...Because it brought us together." Max said looking down at her.

"Max, your not the only one who was glad those two jerks were in there that day." She said kissing him.

Max smiled, "Not that I wouldn't mind getting my hand on those two, but that's not the point...The point is when I look at you I know that your it for me. Your the only one. The one that I want to be with. The one I want to wake up with, the one I want to kiss goodnight, the one to have my children and everything else. Liz, you don't know how important you are to me. Tonight talking about all our memories together, it just brought back alot of memories you know?" Liz nodded not knowing where this was going. "I've had this for about a year now but, I've been real nervous on how to give it to you and I know you wanted to wait to get out of college to get married." He said popping the box open.

"Oh my..." She said.

"Liz Parker, will you do me the honor of being my wife?" He said. "Travel through space and back with me my soulmate?"

Liz looked up at him, "Yes."