Mr. & Mrs. Guerin (AU,M/M,MATURE) COMPLETE - 5/20/13
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:37 pm
Title: Mr. and Mrs. Guerin; Homage to the Thin Man

Author: ken_r AKA Kenneth Renouard
Genera: Au no aliens
Disclaimer: The Roswell characters are not mine and there are some set up situations which are parodies of the Nick and Nora Charles characters of the Thin Man.
Couples: M&M, CC I am not usually a fan of candy stories, but Michael and Maria were the only two who could pull off Nick and Nora Charles. They had deep love inside, but on the surface, they came from different worlds.
Rating: Mature for language
Summary and Background: Nick and Nora Charles were characters in the movie, “The Thin Man” by Dashiell Hammett. Myrna Loy and William Powell were the actors in several movies in this series. Later, the series of the Thin Man appeared on Radio with many different actors. The “thin man” was never Nick Charles. The thin man was the murder victim in the first movie. The name just stuck. Nick and Nora Charles were both very strong characters. Nick Charles was a street detective and moved in many circles like other Hammett and Runyan street people. Nora Charles was rich with her friends in high society. I gave Maria a make over when her father, (at this time, she didn’t know his first name,) DeLuca died and left Amy and Maria rich. I gave Maria a fling with society and then brought her back to Roswell and Michael. The mystery is secondary as most of the interesting activity is between rich Maria and common Mike. They have a tight relationship, but the paths they take are miles apart. I put the other couples in places within the story where I thought they would best fit. Tess is in contrast to Michael as she grew up in the same trailer park, but she came from a loving family. Part of the fun of this story is parodies of comments from Nick and Nora Charles. Tess, as always, leaves room for the most variable character. Here, she is a good person and works for Alex Whitman and is married to Detective Kyle Valenti.
You start with a terrorist bombing, then, there is a murder. This leads to several assaults. Now, you have to ask why? Amid racial tension there is dissention within the police department. Wrap this up with Maria finding not answers, but more questions about her father. Nick and Nora C… sorry, I mean Mike and Maria Guerin have many mysteries to solve.
Mr. and Mrs. Guerin, Homage to the Thin Man
Michael purposely kept the revs high in the Ferrari. If he had to drive it, he might as well enjoy the sound of twelve cylinders at high revs. There was no way that Michael would over rev and damage this engine. Michael’s frugal childhood would never allow him to purposely damage anything. The Ferrari had been a gift from his wife, Maria. It was not his vehicle of choice. Michael had a beat up; you might say rusted, Ford pickup. It was a 70s model. The last time Ford or anyone else built a real vehicle. Hell, you could stand on it without denting it a bit. Maria wanted to go to the opening of this restaurant and she wanted to arrive in style. The Ford pickup was for Michael, alone, to love.
Michael knew that there would be a time when the Ferrari would take up residence in their garage to later be sold as she bought some other bobble for him. Let the girl do what pleased her. Lord knows, Maria didn’t have anything to give away, even to herself, during her childhood.
Michael steeled himself as he entered the door, facing the crowd that he couldn’t completely understand and was met by a man with an obviously false French accident. “Ah, Ro-bear,” Maria breathed. She said Robert without the T and made her voice almost a song as she said it. “It is so good to see you,” she concluded.
Michael didn’t give a damn what she said, when it came his time to greet the restaurant owner he said, “Hey, Bobbie, how’s it hanging?” This cost him a sharp dig in the ribs, but Michael was used to the punishment dealt out by Maria, so he made no expression of it, in his face. Robert certainly showed his displeasure.
Maria kept up her prattle. “So nice for you to invite me. The place is looking so good. I’ve been looking forward to tonight so much. …” The phrases rolled off Maria’s tongue like music. Michael automatically blanked her words off from his thinking. If she wanted to use that expensive musical education this way, that was just “jake” with Michael. Michael loved the lady Maria, but he only tolerated her money and social position. Maybe he’d slip out, after she went to sleep and grab a cheese burger at the Burger Barn. Until then to please his love and to fulfill his destiny, Michael would endure steaks too small, dinner plates drizzled with too little flavor and vegetables with plenty of crunch, but the taste of cardboard.
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Maria was the only girl he had ever loved. Michael didn’t remember when he didn’t know that he was trailer trash. Hank Whitmore, his foster father never seemed to have any inclination to dig his way out of anywhere. Whitmore kept little Michael as a cash cow for most of Michael’s young life. The only way he got away with this was that his cousin was a director of child services. Results of visitations, home fitness studies, school counselor complaints, all got lost when they crossed George Whitmore’s desk. These along with Hanks record of his own relationships, the whores who trooped through Hank’s bedroom were like beer drinkers all lined up at a single porta potty. This should have lit up lights all the way to the president’s office. Yeah, you got it, George Whitmore was an expert at making reports disappear. Ol’e Hank hadn’t set an example for his foster kid. All Michael learned was that if it was the way Hank did anything, do it deferent, do it better. Hey, Michael was a nobody. No one had any idea of who his folks might be. No body cared what happened to him. Hank only made attempts of parental control and guidance when he feared Michael’s actions would endanger his easy ride. As long as George kept his desk, his cousin Hank had his retirement check in the form of the monthly stipend, given by the state to raise the unwanted little boy. Michael grew up, lonely and unloved.
Luckily nothing he learned from Hank, rubbed off on Michael. Michael was hard working and always had the goal of someday finding something better than what had been offered to him, in Roswell New Mexico. Roswell was simply a location. The town itself wasn’t what Michael hated. It was the lot he felt had been dealt to him. Michael met Maria while working at the Crashdown. This was a small, theme restaurant, in Roswell, the home of the aliens. He had spun his life off from Hank with help from a sympathetic lawyer. A cash cow, who was employed and making money, would have been Hank’s delight.
Michael and Maria were an item until Right after high school graduation. Old man DeLuca had died. Maria and her mother hadn’t heard from him for years. Maria didn’t usually even say her father’s name. Her mother Amy only said it followed by curse words. Something must have changed for DeLuca. Maybe, he had flashes of guilt or maybe, there were other reasons for his departure which neither Amy nor Maria were ever privy to. DeLuca left Amy and Maria 100 million dollars. The money was to be split between Maria and her mother. The will was completely legal and binding. Somewhere, Amy knew that DeLuca had a brother and a nephew. Amy felt that she had suffered enough from the DeLuca’s, so as soon as the lawyer assured her that the money was truly hers, she didn’t ever want to think of that family again. Amy and Maria left Roswell, for Amy, she didn’t have a thought of looking back. Maria did sometimes think of the boy who worked in the kitchen while she plied the dining room.
Michael had been free of Hank Whitmore since he had been 16. He tried very hard not to begrudge Maria in her new found status. He had heard that she had gone away to college back East at a very prestigious school. Any education, Michael was to get would be by his own devices. Michael joined the Air Force. He gave his country four years in the Security Police of the Air Force. Getting out, the two years he had between 16 and joining the Air Force called to him. The oppression of foster care and the regimen of the service made that two years look like some sort of paradise.
Military money for education and work-study programs, let Michael make it through college with a Criminal Science Degree. Recruiters with all sorts of rewards appeared. The feds and their highest salary, scarcely mentioned the politics you needed to stay in place. State and local departments with their promises of stability approached the young man. They were all ignored for the title of “Gum Shoe.” That, two years of imagined freedom after he ran away from his foster father and the many dime novels, which now cost over five dollars apiece, read while being the dispatcher for the college campus police, led Michael with their siren song to becoming a private detective. Dashiell Hammett, the mystery writer, quit school at 13 to work several odd jobs where, Michael imagined, he got the material for his characters. Hammett was about 21 when he joined the Pinkertons. Michael had the military and a college education, give him a chance, give him experience and he should do at least as well. Then there was Damon Runyan, another of Michael’s heros. He started out in the newspaper business even before Hammett. They both taught Michael that there were characters out there just begging to be written, stories more rich in who the characters were, than in narrative about crimes. Michael was convinced that the company of a variety of people, from all walks of life, was the secret to finding stories. Well after giving up the good life and marrying Maria, Michael thought, someday he might join these heroes.
Michael had enjoyed busting in motel rooms, proving that fornication was an affirmative action crime, again giving thought food for that sometime dream of becoming a writer. Doctors, lawyers politicians and clergy all looked the same when he saw them with their pants down and a ripe piece of ass in front of them. It cheered Michael to think that this was one thing that crossed all lines of class welfare.
Deadbeats were another gripe of Michael’s; although, he sometimes thought that he ought to be thankful for them. Their stories, both the real ones and the ones the miscreants invented for judges, were a goldmine. Child support, defaulted loans and just plain bills owed for one reason or the other created a prey for the young man seeking adventure. In his years as a gumshoe, Michael reveled in the richness of excuses for dereliction of proper lawful behavior. Of course, he did have to scrape gum and other evidences of a depraved civilization off his shoe soles every night, that is where the title came from, “gum shoe.” This was where the name came from according to Michael. There were other explanations if they were what you wanted.
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Maybe, sometime visions of Hank and his cousin flittered through Michael’s mind. Michael had needed someone like himself, years ago, to right the life he had found in Roswell.
He got to do a few heroic things, also. Michael split a hundred thousand dollars with Hector Valdez, a Mexican detective, by returning a kidnapped child carried by a drugged out father into deep in Mexico. Michael along with Hector had trailed the father deep into the interior of Mexico. The father had paid the local law for protection. Hector and Michael paid them more to withdraw this protection from the wayward father. It wasn’t only money Michael offered. He and Hector approached the law enforcement personnel in the company of a priest. To the strongly catholic Mexicans, eternal damnation of their souls was almost as strong an incentive as the filthy lucre of gold. A group must be depraved indeed to protect someone at the expense of a child. When Michael and Hector kicked the door in, those inside were screaming, “Policia, policia.” There wasn’t anyone around for kilometers to hear their cries. Their souls now at rest, the police were at la cantina filling their thirst. Michael felt what he and Hector did was the justification for the cries of the child, who was taken away from his family and had now, been served. The child’s grandfather, who put up the reward, showed his appreciation in many ways.
Still Michael always thought of his first love when things were quiet.
Now Maria’s mother, Amy, didn’t want any dust of her past to ever dirty her shoes again. Amy invented a new life and new history for herself and Maria. All you needed was “Henry Higgins” and enough money to keep him interested, to turn a street woman, named Eliza or in this case Amy, into a Duchess. It had been good enough for Eliza Doolittle in “My Fair Lady.”
For Maria, all she needed was an education at a prestigious school. Maria had always been talented and this talent carried her through a first rate education. She met a Peter Stuyvesant. He even claimed to be distantly related to that old Dutchman of history. Almost all of his relatives had died and he now wanted a trophy wife. He got that and more in Maria. Some said, when it wouldn’t immediately go back to Maria or Amy that, “She probably fucked him to death.”
Maria did hear this and it hurt. She had tried to be the best wife for him that she could. The old fart wanted a trophy and Maria was determined to out do all the trophies he ever earned. Old families like old dogs, just burn out and die, sometimes. Maria had hoped he died happy. He left Maria her second fortune.
Maria now, returned to the one person and place where she felt secure. It took a while, but finally she found Michael in a larger city some distance outside of Roswell.
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Maria flitted about the dining room, as did the other sisters of society, constantly paying homage to one position then, quickly returning to hold court to graciously receive kudos given to her. Michael described it simply as you kiss my ass and I will kiss yours. There were a few other men, who suffered through this ritual. Most of them were older, who either ate their meal in silence or some who felt their own security and broke out the “Wall Street Journal,” trusting their patience would find reward later tonight in bed. What was that old Sinatra song?
You can dance, every dance with the guy
Who gives you the eye, let him hold you tight
You can smile, every smile for the man
Who held your hand beneath pale moon light
But don't forget who's takin' you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darlin' save the last dance for me
Money was a leash that usually brought them back. Money was what saved them for that last dance. With Michael, it was Maria who had all the dough. There was something else that brought her back to him.
Maria had just sat down at their table, to catch her breath, when it happened. There was a crash and the front window broke showering patrons with glass, but what was to follow made this irrelevant. Michael saw the shape of a dark baseball, no not a baseball, but a black egg. What ever it looked like, Michael’s years in the service knew what was to follow. Michael leaped across the table pushing Maria to the floor and pulling the table on top of them. The ear splitting sound gave way to the smell of sulfur and the screams of pain. A quick glance at the bottom of the overturned table showed what had been in store for Mr. and Mrs. Guerin. The bottom of the table was gouged with pieces of shrapnel. A grenade does that to an area. Michael could imagine what would have happened if Maria had still been flirting across the dance floor.
Michael knew basic first aid, but there were plenty of doctors quickly on the scene and Michael didn’t want to get in anybody’s way. As he was holding the shaking Maria, Michael heard her mumble, “Michael, I would have been killed if I had been with anyone else, but you.” This was what really brought Maria back to him. Maria, the girl/woman who now had everything, turned to Michael and the one thing she couldn’t buy, Michael’s love and hence protection.
Michael felt a presence beside him. “Hey Mike, what the hell happened?” a familiar voice asked.
Michael turned to greet Kyle Valenti. “Hey Kyle, someone pissed off the public librarian.”
“If this happens when you have an over due library book, lord help me when they look at my expense account,” Kyle chuckled. Then, he saw the woman in Michael’s arms, “How do Missus Guerin,” he said. Kyle didn’t recognize the feisty girl he had known in high school.
“Evening, Kyle,” Maria almost whispered. The difference between what and where she had been only seconds ago and what she saw in herself now, was that dividing line of proper behavior. No matter how bad she felt, Maria remembered to be gracious and polite. That was one lesson from her mentor that Maria took to heart.
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In a way, this was funny. They all had grown up in Roswell. Kyle the son of a local law enforcement officer never had a much. His mother ran off when he was still a child. His father was attentive, but duty constantly called. Kyle always said he would never follow his father and grandfather in police work. His wife had grown up in the same trailer park, as did Michael. The difference was that her family had been loving and stable. They never had a cent to their name, but whatever they had, they shared. Teresa Harding had worked her way through business school and now she shared her life with Lieutenant Kyle Valenti of the detective squad.
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“Kyle, we were trying to have dinner,” Michael started. Kyle didn’t miss the flinch when Michael mentioned dinner. Kyle was much like Michael as he also preferred a big double cheeseburger to almost anything else. He knew from attending many a political meeting what it was like to be a hungry man and be served a proper meal for a Chihuahua. “I saw something thrown through the window and it didn’t take a line-up to tell me what it was. I tried to dig a foxhole in the floor and pull Maria in after me along with the table. Hell itself visited us,” Michael explained.
“Kyle, do you have any idea of how many were injured?” Maria asked. “I will start a survivor’s fund drive, the first thing tomorrow.”
“That’s mighty fine, Missus Guerin. Right now, I have to figure out what happened and then go looking for a reason. Let me know if you need any introductions to anyone in the department to help you,” Kyle stated.
The police were stretched thin. The rookie, drafted in to help with the interviews, might be better with more stiffs in her life and more dream balloons taken away.
This really bugged Maria. The amount of time, Michael gave to the police force and the number of charity drives, she made should at least count for a first name request. “Hey, you two, get over here,” The lady, almost still a young girl shouted.
Michael had to strain to keep from laughing. In Maria, he could hear Myrna Loy speak and raise her nose in the air as she said, “Of course, we are Nick and Nora Charles.” Michael had always been into old movies.
The reality was not that much better. With a sniff Maria said, “We are Michael Guerin and Maria DeLuca-Guerin.”
Michael doubted if the rookie had ever heard of the “Thin Man,” never mind the two actors from so long ago who made the story famous. She should have taken note of Maria’s tone and used better tact.
“Okay, chica, I take it you are the Maria part. What is your last name again?” the rookie asked.
Michael didn’t know, but it was as if this woman had taken a degree in pissing off Maria. Maria had suffered much in her childhood. The 100 million plus the vast riches of poor Peter Stuyvesant should have earned her a Mrs. or at least a Ma’am. It wasn’t as if Maria would be swapping stories and beers with this lady cop. “Ma’am, my name is Maria DeLuca-Guerin. The ‘D’ and the ‘L’ are capitalized and the Guerin is proceeded by a hyphen,” Maria answered with distain.
Maria could well have saved her breath. Not pissing off someone who surpassed you in both IQ and social image was absent from the curriculum of courses taught at the academy. Michael knew that only slightly under the surface of his society lady was a street urchin who had lived for 18 years by her wits and brawn. To save the lady cop from loosing her eyes to Maria’s fingernails, Michael took over. “I am Michael Guerin and this is my wife, Maria. We are here because we wanted to attend the first night of this restaurant.” Michael handed the lady a card with his and Maria’s name printed on it, along with addresses and phone numbers. He took out another card, which said Alexander C. Whitman, attorney at law. This card is the name and address of my attorney. If you have any more questions, I suggest you call him.” With that, he gently led Maria to the car stand and rookie Cecily Dominguez saw them both climb into a sleek Ferrari.
“I hate those damned rich snobs who think their shit don’t stink,” she muttered.
Kyle over heard her. “Hey, Dominguez, Mike squats in the field just like the rest of us. He has been a street dick for years. His wife has enough dough to clean up her shit and any other stink that you might find around her.”
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“Oh, Mickie, I saw the bottom of that table. We would have been cut to ribbons if you hadn’t pulled the table on top of us. I saw those other people. It was just horrible. What are we to do?” she cried. Maria was still shaking, but now she was finding safety in Michael’s arms. Yes, this was the reason she had saved the last dance. Now, in their large bed, under a single silk sheet, with Michael’s hands under her gown, she felt love and security. With other men, she always had the feeling that her money was their inspiration; with Michael, he didn’t give a damn if she could pay off the national debt or if she would embarrass a church mouse in poverty.
“Do Maria?” he said in a question. “You are to do what you do best. There are dead people who have families and there are those who lived, but will need a lot of medical attention. Start your drives, run your charities. Someone has to do it and darling, you are the best,” Michael said as he bent to kiss her.
Later after she was sound asleep, Michael got up to think with his one beer cradled in his hands as Maria remained in bed. Michael did enjoy this beer. It cost more than what would be spent taking out the entire football team on a bender. Michael once had said that a certain beer from a small Mexican brewery was the best drink he had ever tasted. From then on, it was flown in whenever the case got down to four bottles. Again, this was what made her happy, Michael might sometimes shiver at the cost, but unlike Judas, when he complained about the oil wasted anointing his savior’s feet. “We could sell it and give the money to the poor.” Christ hadn’t bought that one and Michael knew that the symbol Maria saw when she did things for him was the same. These were things always done in the spirit of love.
Now, Michael had to think, why did someone decide to bomb the restaurant on its opening night? The bomb was pure military. It wasn’t like those improvised devices or IEDs, as they were called, used by the current religious and political enemies. They believed that the construction of such a device was as important as what they did with it. No, some ass picked up a pineapple type grenade from some surplus store and lobbed it through a window. That method didn’t allow any accurate choice of target. The room and those who were not able to find cover, were the targets. Michael’s mind ran through the usual culprits. IRS, those tax boys could get real competitive, but they were not known for that sort of overt actions. Their close cousins, the mob, for many of the same reasons, were not high on the list of suspects. Business competitors wouldn’t go to all that trouble. Shit, hire a wino off the street, give him enough money to order a meal, give him a pill, which would toss all of his cookies and you had a lawsuit. Even if he lost the suit, the restaurant’s reputation was in the toilet. None of these worked for Michael. He got up and returned to their bedroom. Leaving off the silk pajamas that Maria loved seeing him wear, Michael returned in just his boxers. It wasn’t until hours later that he remembered his promise to himself. Oh well, cheese burgers would have to wait until later.

Author: ken_r AKA Kenneth Renouard
Genera: Au no aliens
Disclaimer: The Roswell characters are not mine and there are some set up situations which are parodies of the Nick and Nora Charles characters of the Thin Man.
Couples: M&M, CC I am not usually a fan of candy stories, but Michael and Maria were the only two who could pull off Nick and Nora Charles. They had deep love inside, but on the surface, they came from different worlds.
Rating: Mature for language
Summary and Background: Nick and Nora Charles were characters in the movie, “The Thin Man” by Dashiell Hammett. Myrna Loy and William Powell were the actors in several movies in this series. Later, the series of the Thin Man appeared on Radio with many different actors. The “thin man” was never Nick Charles. The thin man was the murder victim in the first movie. The name just stuck. Nick and Nora Charles were both very strong characters. Nick Charles was a street detective and moved in many circles like other Hammett and Runyan street people. Nora Charles was rich with her friends in high society. I gave Maria a make over when her father, (at this time, she didn’t know his first name,) DeLuca died and left Amy and Maria rich. I gave Maria a fling with society and then brought her back to Roswell and Michael. The mystery is secondary as most of the interesting activity is between rich Maria and common Mike. They have a tight relationship, but the paths they take are miles apart. I put the other couples in places within the story where I thought they would best fit. Tess is in contrast to Michael as she grew up in the same trailer park, but she came from a loving family. Part of the fun of this story is parodies of comments from Nick and Nora Charles. Tess, as always, leaves room for the most variable character. Here, she is a good person and works for Alex Whitman and is married to Detective Kyle Valenti.
You start with a terrorist bombing, then, there is a murder. This leads to several assaults. Now, you have to ask why? Amid racial tension there is dissention within the police department. Wrap this up with Maria finding not answers, but more questions about her father. Nick and Nora C… sorry, I mean Mike and Maria Guerin have many mysteries to solve.
Mr. and Mrs. Guerin, Homage to the Thin Man
Michael purposely kept the revs high in the Ferrari. If he had to drive it, he might as well enjoy the sound of twelve cylinders at high revs. There was no way that Michael would over rev and damage this engine. Michael’s frugal childhood would never allow him to purposely damage anything. The Ferrari had been a gift from his wife, Maria. It was not his vehicle of choice. Michael had a beat up; you might say rusted, Ford pickup. It was a 70s model. The last time Ford or anyone else built a real vehicle. Hell, you could stand on it without denting it a bit. Maria wanted to go to the opening of this restaurant and she wanted to arrive in style. The Ford pickup was for Michael, alone, to love.
Michael knew that there would be a time when the Ferrari would take up residence in their garage to later be sold as she bought some other bobble for him. Let the girl do what pleased her. Lord knows, Maria didn’t have anything to give away, even to herself, during her childhood.
Michael steeled himself as he entered the door, facing the crowd that he couldn’t completely understand and was met by a man with an obviously false French accident. “Ah, Ro-bear,” Maria breathed. She said Robert without the T and made her voice almost a song as she said it. “It is so good to see you,” she concluded.
Michael didn’t give a damn what she said, when it came his time to greet the restaurant owner he said, “Hey, Bobbie, how’s it hanging?” This cost him a sharp dig in the ribs, but Michael was used to the punishment dealt out by Maria, so he made no expression of it, in his face. Robert certainly showed his displeasure.
Maria kept up her prattle. “So nice for you to invite me. The place is looking so good. I’ve been looking forward to tonight so much. …” The phrases rolled off Maria’s tongue like music. Michael automatically blanked her words off from his thinking. If she wanted to use that expensive musical education this way, that was just “jake” with Michael. Michael loved the lady Maria, but he only tolerated her money and social position. Maybe he’d slip out, after she went to sleep and grab a cheese burger at the Burger Barn. Until then to please his love and to fulfill his destiny, Michael would endure steaks too small, dinner plates drizzled with too little flavor and vegetables with plenty of crunch, but the taste of cardboard.
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Maria was the only girl he had ever loved. Michael didn’t remember when he didn’t know that he was trailer trash. Hank Whitmore, his foster father never seemed to have any inclination to dig his way out of anywhere. Whitmore kept little Michael as a cash cow for most of Michael’s young life. The only way he got away with this was that his cousin was a director of child services. Results of visitations, home fitness studies, school counselor complaints, all got lost when they crossed George Whitmore’s desk. These along with Hanks record of his own relationships, the whores who trooped through Hank’s bedroom were like beer drinkers all lined up at a single porta potty. This should have lit up lights all the way to the president’s office. Yeah, you got it, George Whitmore was an expert at making reports disappear. Ol’e Hank hadn’t set an example for his foster kid. All Michael learned was that if it was the way Hank did anything, do it deferent, do it better. Hey, Michael was a nobody. No one had any idea of who his folks might be. No body cared what happened to him. Hank only made attempts of parental control and guidance when he feared Michael’s actions would endanger his easy ride. As long as George kept his desk, his cousin Hank had his retirement check in the form of the monthly stipend, given by the state to raise the unwanted little boy. Michael grew up, lonely and unloved.
Luckily nothing he learned from Hank, rubbed off on Michael. Michael was hard working and always had the goal of someday finding something better than what had been offered to him, in Roswell New Mexico. Roswell was simply a location. The town itself wasn’t what Michael hated. It was the lot he felt had been dealt to him. Michael met Maria while working at the Crashdown. This was a small, theme restaurant, in Roswell, the home of the aliens. He had spun his life off from Hank with help from a sympathetic lawyer. A cash cow, who was employed and making money, would have been Hank’s delight.
Michael and Maria were an item until Right after high school graduation. Old man DeLuca had died. Maria and her mother hadn’t heard from him for years. Maria didn’t usually even say her father’s name. Her mother Amy only said it followed by curse words. Something must have changed for DeLuca. Maybe, he had flashes of guilt or maybe, there were other reasons for his departure which neither Amy nor Maria were ever privy to. DeLuca left Amy and Maria 100 million dollars. The money was to be split between Maria and her mother. The will was completely legal and binding. Somewhere, Amy knew that DeLuca had a brother and a nephew. Amy felt that she had suffered enough from the DeLuca’s, so as soon as the lawyer assured her that the money was truly hers, she didn’t ever want to think of that family again. Amy and Maria left Roswell, for Amy, she didn’t have a thought of looking back. Maria did sometimes think of the boy who worked in the kitchen while she plied the dining room.
Michael had been free of Hank Whitmore since he had been 16. He tried very hard not to begrudge Maria in her new found status. He had heard that she had gone away to college back East at a very prestigious school. Any education, Michael was to get would be by his own devices. Michael joined the Air Force. He gave his country four years in the Security Police of the Air Force. Getting out, the two years he had between 16 and joining the Air Force called to him. The oppression of foster care and the regimen of the service made that two years look like some sort of paradise.
Military money for education and work-study programs, let Michael make it through college with a Criminal Science Degree. Recruiters with all sorts of rewards appeared. The feds and their highest salary, scarcely mentioned the politics you needed to stay in place. State and local departments with their promises of stability approached the young man. They were all ignored for the title of “Gum Shoe.” That, two years of imagined freedom after he ran away from his foster father and the many dime novels, which now cost over five dollars apiece, read while being the dispatcher for the college campus police, led Michael with their siren song to becoming a private detective. Dashiell Hammett, the mystery writer, quit school at 13 to work several odd jobs where, Michael imagined, he got the material for his characters. Hammett was about 21 when he joined the Pinkertons. Michael had the military and a college education, give him a chance, give him experience and he should do at least as well. Then there was Damon Runyan, another of Michael’s heros. He started out in the newspaper business even before Hammett. They both taught Michael that there were characters out there just begging to be written, stories more rich in who the characters were, than in narrative about crimes. Michael was convinced that the company of a variety of people, from all walks of life, was the secret to finding stories. Well after giving up the good life and marrying Maria, Michael thought, someday he might join these heroes.
Michael had enjoyed busting in motel rooms, proving that fornication was an affirmative action crime, again giving thought food for that sometime dream of becoming a writer. Doctors, lawyers politicians and clergy all looked the same when he saw them with their pants down and a ripe piece of ass in front of them. It cheered Michael to think that this was one thing that crossed all lines of class welfare.
Deadbeats were another gripe of Michael’s; although, he sometimes thought that he ought to be thankful for them. Their stories, both the real ones and the ones the miscreants invented for judges, were a goldmine. Child support, defaulted loans and just plain bills owed for one reason or the other created a prey for the young man seeking adventure. In his years as a gumshoe, Michael reveled in the richness of excuses for dereliction of proper lawful behavior. Of course, he did have to scrape gum and other evidences of a depraved civilization off his shoe soles every night, that is where the title came from, “gum shoe.” This was where the name came from according to Michael. There were other explanations if they were what you wanted.
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Maybe, sometime visions of Hank and his cousin flittered through Michael’s mind. Michael had needed someone like himself, years ago, to right the life he had found in Roswell.
He got to do a few heroic things, also. Michael split a hundred thousand dollars with Hector Valdez, a Mexican detective, by returning a kidnapped child carried by a drugged out father into deep in Mexico. Michael along with Hector had trailed the father deep into the interior of Mexico. The father had paid the local law for protection. Hector and Michael paid them more to withdraw this protection from the wayward father. It wasn’t only money Michael offered. He and Hector approached the law enforcement personnel in the company of a priest. To the strongly catholic Mexicans, eternal damnation of their souls was almost as strong an incentive as the filthy lucre of gold. A group must be depraved indeed to protect someone at the expense of a child. When Michael and Hector kicked the door in, those inside were screaming, “Policia, policia.” There wasn’t anyone around for kilometers to hear their cries. Their souls now at rest, the police were at la cantina filling their thirst. Michael felt what he and Hector did was the justification for the cries of the child, who was taken away from his family and had now, been served. The child’s grandfather, who put up the reward, showed his appreciation in many ways.
Still Michael always thought of his first love when things were quiet.
Now Maria’s mother, Amy, didn’t want any dust of her past to ever dirty her shoes again. Amy invented a new life and new history for herself and Maria. All you needed was “Henry Higgins” and enough money to keep him interested, to turn a street woman, named Eliza or in this case Amy, into a Duchess. It had been good enough for Eliza Doolittle in “My Fair Lady.”
For Maria, all she needed was an education at a prestigious school. Maria had always been talented and this talent carried her through a first rate education. She met a Peter Stuyvesant. He even claimed to be distantly related to that old Dutchman of history. Almost all of his relatives had died and he now wanted a trophy wife. He got that and more in Maria. Some said, when it wouldn’t immediately go back to Maria or Amy that, “She probably fucked him to death.”
Maria did hear this and it hurt. She had tried to be the best wife for him that she could. The old fart wanted a trophy and Maria was determined to out do all the trophies he ever earned. Old families like old dogs, just burn out and die, sometimes. Maria had hoped he died happy. He left Maria her second fortune.
Maria now, returned to the one person and place where she felt secure. It took a while, but finally she found Michael in a larger city some distance outside of Roswell.
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Maria flitted about the dining room, as did the other sisters of society, constantly paying homage to one position then, quickly returning to hold court to graciously receive kudos given to her. Michael described it simply as you kiss my ass and I will kiss yours. There were a few other men, who suffered through this ritual. Most of them were older, who either ate their meal in silence or some who felt their own security and broke out the “Wall Street Journal,” trusting their patience would find reward later tonight in bed. What was that old Sinatra song?
You can dance, every dance with the guy
Who gives you the eye, let him hold you tight
You can smile, every smile for the man
Who held your hand beneath pale moon light
But don't forget who's takin' you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darlin' save the last dance for me
Money was a leash that usually brought them back. Money was what saved them for that last dance. With Michael, it was Maria who had all the dough. There was something else that brought her back to him.
Maria had just sat down at their table, to catch her breath, when it happened. There was a crash and the front window broke showering patrons with glass, but what was to follow made this irrelevant. Michael saw the shape of a dark baseball, no not a baseball, but a black egg. What ever it looked like, Michael’s years in the service knew what was to follow. Michael leaped across the table pushing Maria to the floor and pulling the table on top of them. The ear splitting sound gave way to the smell of sulfur and the screams of pain. A quick glance at the bottom of the overturned table showed what had been in store for Mr. and Mrs. Guerin. The bottom of the table was gouged with pieces of shrapnel. A grenade does that to an area. Michael could imagine what would have happened if Maria had still been flirting across the dance floor.
Michael knew basic first aid, but there were plenty of doctors quickly on the scene and Michael didn’t want to get in anybody’s way. As he was holding the shaking Maria, Michael heard her mumble, “Michael, I would have been killed if I had been with anyone else, but you.” This was what really brought Maria back to him. Maria, the girl/woman who now had everything, turned to Michael and the one thing she couldn’t buy, Michael’s love and hence protection.
Michael felt a presence beside him. “Hey Mike, what the hell happened?” a familiar voice asked.
Michael turned to greet Kyle Valenti. “Hey Kyle, someone pissed off the public librarian.”
“If this happens when you have an over due library book, lord help me when they look at my expense account,” Kyle chuckled. Then, he saw the woman in Michael’s arms, “How do Missus Guerin,” he said. Kyle didn’t recognize the feisty girl he had known in high school.
“Evening, Kyle,” Maria almost whispered. The difference between what and where she had been only seconds ago and what she saw in herself now, was that dividing line of proper behavior. No matter how bad she felt, Maria remembered to be gracious and polite. That was one lesson from her mentor that Maria took to heart.
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In a way, this was funny. They all had grown up in Roswell. Kyle the son of a local law enforcement officer never had a much. His mother ran off when he was still a child. His father was attentive, but duty constantly called. Kyle always said he would never follow his father and grandfather in police work. His wife had grown up in the same trailer park, as did Michael. The difference was that her family had been loving and stable. They never had a cent to their name, but whatever they had, they shared. Teresa Harding had worked her way through business school and now she shared her life with Lieutenant Kyle Valenti of the detective squad.
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“Kyle, we were trying to have dinner,” Michael started. Kyle didn’t miss the flinch when Michael mentioned dinner. Kyle was much like Michael as he also preferred a big double cheeseburger to almost anything else. He knew from attending many a political meeting what it was like to be a hungry man and be served a proper meal for a Chihuahua. “I saw something thrown through the window and it didn’t take a line-up to tell me what it was. I tried to dig a foxhole in the floor and pull Maria in after me along with the table. Hell itself visited us,” Michael explained.
“Kyle, do you have any idea of how many were injured?” Maria asked. “I will start a survivor’s fund drive, the first thing tomorrow.”
“That’s mighty fine, Missus Guerin. Right now, I have to figure out what happened and then go looking for a reason. Let me know if you need any introductions to anyone in the department to help you,” Kyle stated.
The police were stretched thin. The rookie, drafted in to help with the interviews, might be better with more stiffs in her life and more dream balloons taken away.
This really bugged Maria. The amount of time, Michael gave to the police force and the number of charity drives, she made should at least count for a first name request. “Hey, you two, get over here,” The lady, almost still a young girl shouted.
Michael had to strain to keep from laughing. In Maria, he could hear Myrna Loy speak and raise her nose in the air as she said, “Of course, we are Nick and Nora Charles.” Michael had always been into old movies.
The reality was not that much better. With a sniff Maria said, “We are Michael Guerin and Maria DeLuca-Guerin.”
Michael doubted if the rookie had ever heard of the “Thin Man,” never mind the two actors from so long ago who made the story famous. She should have taken note of Maria’s tone and used better tact.
“Okay, chica, I take it you are the Maria part. What is your last name again?” the rookie asked.
Michael didn’t know, but it was as if this woman had taken a degree in pissing off Maria. Maria had suffered much in her childhood. The 100 million plus the vast riches of poor Peter Stuyvesant should have earned her a Mrs. or at least a Ma’am. It wasn’t as if Maria would be swapping stories and beers with this lady cop. “Ma’am, my name is Maria DeLuca-Guerin. The ‘D’ and the ‘L’ are capitalized and the Guerin is proceeded by a hyphen,” Maria answered with distain.
Maria could well have saved her breath. Not pissing off someone who surpassed you in both IQ and social image was absent from the curriculum of courses taught at the academy. Michael knew that only slightly under the surface of his society lady was a street urchin who had lived for 18 years by her wits and brawn. To save the lady cop from loosing her eyes to Maria’s fingernails, Michael took over. “I am Michael Guerin and this is my wife, Maria. We are here because we wanted to attend the first night of this restaurant.” Michael handed the lady a card with his and Maria’s name printed on it, along with addresses and phone numbers. He took out another card, which said Alexander C. Whitman, attorney at law. This card is the name and address of my attorney. If you have any more questions, I suggest you call him.” With that, he gently led Maria to the car stand and rookie Cecily Dominguez saw them both climb into a sleek Ferrari.
“I hate those damned rich snobs who think their shit don’t stink,” she muttered.
Kyle over heard her. “Hey, Dominguez, Mike squats in the field just like the rest of us. He has been a street dick for years. His wife has enough dough to clean up her shit and any other stink that you might find around her.”
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“Oh, Mickie, I saw the bottom of that table. We would have been cut to ribbons if you hadn’t pulled the table on top of us. I saw those other people. It was just horrible. What are we to do?” she cried. Maria was still shaking, but now she was finding safety in Michael’s arms. Yes, this was the reason she had saved the last dance. Now, in their large bed, under a single silk sheet, with Michael’s hands under her gown, she felt love and security. With other men, she always had the feeling that her money was their inspiration; with Michael, he didn’t give a damn if she could pay off the national debt or if she would embarrass a church mouse in poverty.
“Do Maria?” he said in a question. “You are to do what you do best. There are dead people who have families and there are those who lived, but will need a lot of medical attention. Start your drives, run your charities. Someone has to do it and darling, you are the best,” Michael said as he bent to kiss her.
Later after she was sound asleep, Michael got up to think with his one beer cradled in his hands as Maria remained in bed. Michael did enjoy this beer. It cost more than what would be spent taking out the entire football team on a bender. Michael once had said that a certain beer from a small Mexican brewery was the best drink he had ever tasted. From then on, it was flown in whenever the case got down to four bottles. Again, this was what made her happy, Michael might sometimes shiver at the cost, but unlike Judas, when he complained about the oil wasted anointing his savior’s feet. “We could sell it and give the money to the poor.” Christ hadn’t bought that one and Michael knew that the symbol Maria saw when she did things for him was the same. These were things always done in the spirit of love.
Now, Michael had to think, why did someone decide to bomb the restaurant on its opening night? The bomb was pure military. It wasn’t like those improvised devices or IEDs, as they were called, used by the current religious and political enemies. They believed that the construction of such a device was as important as what they did with it. No, some ass picked up a pineapple type grenade from some surplus store and lobbed it through a window. That method didn’t allow any accurate choice of target. The room and those who were not able to find cover, were the targets. Michael’s mind ran through the usual culprits. IRS, those tax boys could get real competitive, but they were not known for that sort of overt actions. Their close cousins, the mob, for many of the same reasons, were not high on the list of suspects. Business competitors wouldn’t go to all that trouble. Shit, hire a wino off the street, give him enough money to order a meal, give him a pill, which would toss all of his cookies and you had a lawsuit. Even if he lost the suit, the restaurant’s reputation was in the toilet. None of these worked for Michael. He got up and returned to their bedroom. Leaving off the silk pajamas that Maria loved seeing him wear, Michael returned in just his boxers. It wasn’t until hours later that he remembered his promise to himself. Oh well, cheese burgers would have to wait until later.