AMAWISS (AU,M/L,TEEN) Pt 6 - 06/09/04 {WIP}
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 4:20 am
Title: AMAWISS
Author: AngelOhana
Email: Luckychika@hotmail.com
Rating: TEEN
Category: AU Max/Liz, some Maria/Michael
Disclaimer: All the Roswell stuff is borrowed. I didn’t create it, I don’t take responsibility for it. The story is all mine, I just like using the people. Most of this is coming from my life, or all my best friend’s lives. AMAWISS belongs to my best friend from junior high.
Summary: Liz and Maria are best friends. Max Evans is still a distant wish. Senior Year is approaching and Maria is tired of Liz refusing to accept her feelings. So Maria to the rescue!
*This is my first fic ever, so any commentary is GREATLY appreciated. I need all the help I can get.
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Prologue
Liz POV
All my life I have struggled with my selves. That is right. Selves because there are so many me’s floating around inside my head that sometimes I can’t seem to understand myself. But funny thing is, all of these me’s are very similar.
Ms. I want believe in Romance.
Ms. I am not Perfect but surely someone understands that’s okay.
Ms. I love perfect boys who don’t notice me.
Ms. I am in Love with Max Evans.
Does anyone see a common thread here? Because no matter how many times my best friend Maria tells me that it is okay to want, to need, to hope, to believe in possibilities (like Max Evans ever noticing me) I just cant seem to accept it. The past three years of my life I have spent daydreaming, hoping that the love of my life would sweep me off my feet, proclaim my perfection to the universe, and make me feel beautiful.
Okay, and so a teeny tiny piece of me really wishes it would be Max Evans. Except he has had 3 years.... 3 YEARS of my presence to realize how in love he is with me.... and it still hasn’t happened.
But it’s cool. I am fine. No biggie, I still love myself and that is all anyone really needs.
A.M.A.W.I.S.S. anyways.
He is probably a demented space freak with like a hidden third eye or something. We are from Roswell. It is totally possible! I don’t need boys. I have my schoolwork, and college to look forward to. One more year left to enjoy my best friends before we are forced to grow up. I can live with that. I can work with that.
I don’t need he of the amber eyes (as Maria calls him) to make my last year memorable. I am perfectly capable of doing that myself. I have dances to look forward to, and.... um....oh yeah... yearbook staff to worry about. I am full of things to do.
Who am I kidding?
At this rate, my last year of high school is going to be very uninteresting indeed. So apparently it’s time to take destiny into my hands, or so Maria says. She is planning something, I can tell. I am just too scared to ask now. All she does is grin devilishly and asks me to trust her. Funny, she always sounds so serious when she says that.
I am in deep trouble.
Maria POV
What everyone needs to understand is that my best friend Liz Parker use to be normal. Now, don’t get me wrong. I love that girl that death. But honestly, doesn’t she realize how insane she sounds right now? I thought I was suppose to be the crazy one.
....This isnt about me though.
She needs my help, but she doesnt want it. She thinks I will embarrass her. Or worse yet, me and Alex will join forces and embarrass her to like infinity. Honestly, does she not trust the Deluca/Whitman charm? We may be a little crazy sometimes but she needs to understand that we would never do anything to hurt her, or make her look stupid in front of Max Evans. Not that she would admit to even care what Max Evans thinks.
Max Evans. Let me tell you a little bit about my best friend and Max Evans. Has there ever been a time since his first day freshmen year in Biology where he didnt occupy Liz’s obsessive, compulsive mind? No. Which is why I need to help her. And I know it is all on me. See, its kind of my fault that Liz denies her feelings. Anyone could tell her that the hate she supposedly harbors for Max Evans has more to do with what we call love here on planet earth. Sometimes, I swear Liz is from another planet or something.
She is hiding from her obvious feelings because of our pact. A stupid pact because obviously I have moved on. See, junior high was not very kind to us. We were nerds, basically. Liz hid behind her science book, and Disney sweaters while I let my glasses and braces hold me back. Thank god for puberty because I have finally emerged into the goddess I know I am. But back then we prepared to forever hate the boys who taunted us, and made us feel ugly. We didn’t want to be measured up to the likes of Tess Harding or Pam Troy. So hence of our pact. Well, actually, its more of a mantra I guess. We lived by this saying, and we used it to mask our feelings of inefficiency.
I know, I am rambling. I do that a lot but you need to understand. It is much easier said then done to believe that anyone could be capable of accepting you as you are. Or so we thought back in junior high. I mean, that involves the most extreme case of acceptance and trust. We were just not willing to believe that. Especially surrounded with hormonal teenage boys with the I.Q. of gnats.
And I know that deep down inside, once those cute amber eyes sauntered into Mr. Estes’ first period biology class freshmen year, Liz has hoped that maybe he would be able to do it.
“Ooh Liz, check him out,” I whispered tauntingly once I noticed her wide eyes. She looked like she had just seen a present under the christmas tree wrapped just for her.
“Shhh Maria. What are you talking about?” she answered defensively. “Don’t stare at the boys. We are here to learn. Besides, biology is really interesting and A.M.A.W.I.S.S. anyways.”
But who was she kidding? Did she think I wouldnt notice her sneaking looks and looking absolutely lost when she glanced over? See A.M.A.W.I.S.S. was our secret code. It helped us survive junior high. It’s an anagram. At least, I am pretty sure that is what Liz called it. All I know is that I made it up.
It stands for “All Men Are Weird, Immature, Stupid Slobs!” And boy did we believe it. We chanted it over and over again. We wrote it on our notebooks, and made it our own personal saying. So of course stupid Kyle Valenti tried to get us to tell him what it stood for. But we promised never to tell, and we didn’t. Not even after his years of constant questioning and harassing! Even Alex, our one acception to the rule, doesn’t know what it means. That is what makes it special and ours. But a girl can only take so much.
So I am going to help her move to the next level and accept that she is just simply adorable, and beautiful. And that believe it or not, boys do like her. I will make her see that she is just as in love with Max Evans, the one with the amber eyes that melts her heart, as he is with her.
Besides, his friend Michael is cute and I got to think about my needs too.
Oh yes, Senior year is going to be lots of fun.
Chapter One
(Maria's POV)
Life is delicate. It is so easy to make one teeny little mistake, and like BAM! There goes the man of your dreams simply because you didn't check your feet after leaving the restroom. And there it is, the piece of toilet paper destined to ruin your life stuck to the bottom of your shoe. That one little square of 2-ply paper alters your life for ever.
Done in by the Quilted Northern.
So this is what I need to remember. I can't make a mistake. This could, like, make or break Liz's future. Today is the first day of school, and I happen to know that in Mr. Crow's 2nd period AP Bio class I have the opportunity to gather information about my intended target.... Max Evans.
God! Could this class take any longer? Blah blah labs blah blah equilibrium blah blah assigned lab partners blah blah.... WHAT? I thought we chose our own partners for this class. No Liz? Darn, there goes my guaranteed A. Ooh, I should pay attention. I took this class to get into a four year university, but it wouldn't hurt if I was partnered up with that cutie Michael Guerin. He has got this interesting, rebel attitude going on that I think is just so sexy. I am sure underneath all that rough exterior is nothing but sweetness. And the added incentive is that he is friend's with Max. So by Prom when I wear my green halter top dre--OW....
"Maria! Pay attention!" hissed Liz to me.
"Geez, could have done without the poking. Ok, Ok, I will," I answer after she glares at me.
Ok, paying attention. Sooo paying attention.
"Now class, I have set up a diagram with your new assigned seats. Please find your seat, and introduce yourself to your new partner," Mr. Crow explained. "Try to do it quickly ladies and gentlemen."
Liz and I gather our things up from our lab table and walk over to the diagram. It's kind of hard to see with a few students standing in our way. I peek over Kelly Andre's shoulder, but I see nothing.
"Can you see who your partner is, Liz?" I ask.
"No, hold on. Let me check to see where our assigned seats are. If we aren't sitting near each other at least, I am going to be upset," she responds.
I see Liz push her way through the mini-crowd. A little to her left I happen to see what can only be described as glum-looking Max walk to the back of the class and sit down. I guess he didn't get partnered up with who he wanted to. Most likely Liz, given how he stares at her so much. Oh, I could ask him to join a study group with me, Liz and whoever our partners may be. I need to start making them interact.
Just when I think about how I can make this happen, Liz walks over to me looking sad and a little annoyed. I guess that pretty much lets me know they didn't get paired together. Darn it! Ooh, who am i partnered with?
"Soooo, who did we get?" I ask her as she stands next to me. "Are we anywhere near each other?"
"Well actually, we are on opposite sides of the class. I am sitting in the front row with Michael Guerin."
"WHAT? No way! Ah, I knew the day was going to go bad when i forgot to light my Luck candle this morning," I whine. Grrr... I can't help but feel a little jealous. She got to sit next to Michael. No fair, she doesn't even find his hair adorable like I do.
"Yeah, well..." she stammers.
"Okay, so you got Guerin. Who am stuck with? Please god, don't say Kyle Valenti." I mutter.
"Actually, Kyle got paired up with Denise Davis. You are sitting in the back row." She pauses, and then states with obviously displaced love/hate.
"You are partnered with Max Evans."
Chapter 2
Maria's POV
Uh oh. This is not good. I can see steam coming out of her ears. Seriously, I can see the smoke curling around her hair as we speak, or should I say as I speak.
"You're kidding." I am partnered up with Max Evans. Now of course I can't have that. How are they ever going to get together, become as one, join the land of couples if they never talk? I can't be Max's partner. That just won't work for me.
"Don't worry, Chica," I reassure Liz. "Just trust me. I have it under control. "
"Wait. What do you mean you have it under control? Maria, you and control do not exist in the same universe. Please don't do anything to embarass me or that forces me to move away after this class. You may be my best friend but I will kill you. I don't like Max Evans. You know that. He is not my type. I am more into like.... um, well my type doesnt really matter right now. What matters is that you don't try to start anything," Liz pleads to me. I can see her big brown eyes glancing across the room nervously to my new lab partner. She is completely transparent. Since when does she ever babble like just now. Never. My point exactly. She is too involved in preventing me from doing this, and that PROVES my point.
Max is sitting at our desk, taking his books out of his backpack. As I watch him, I see him glance up for a brief second, and lock onto LIz. Of course Liz just looks away, embarassed that she had been caught stalking him. She needs to take How to Reel in a Man 101 really quickly because at her rate, she won't ever get married, much less to Max Evans.
"Promise me, Maria. Promise me that you are not, I repeat, are NOT going to insinuate anything to Max Evans that even remotely refers to me," Liz harshly whispers in my ear as we pick up our things.
I raise my right hand, and shuffle my book bag in my left over my shoulder. "Fine, fine, just for you. I, Maria DeLuca, solemnly swear to not insinuate anything to Mr. Maxwell Evans that may refer to you, Liz Parker. Now go and sit before we get detention!" I quickly bow to her, and flash her one of my trust-me-i-am-completely-innocent-and-wont-embarass-you smiles. And then I skidaddle over to my desk in a flurry.
I have theme music playing in my head. The Clash's "London Calling," is playing as I look over my intended target. This is a great song, it totally has me in the mood to kick some butt, err, I mean initiate my plan. If my plan is going to work, I am going to need to work fast. Failure is not an option. I almost feel like Xena, but with way cooler style. I mean, come on.... who wears leather nowadays?
Whatever. I must focus.
"Hi Max. How are you?" I ask. This always works right? A nice hello, and then a good ol' Go out with my bestfriend, she is madly in love with you.
Ok. Maybe not that last part.
"Hi.." He speaks. Wonders never cease. So it was only one word but it definitely counts. He is staring at Liz very obviously. Apparently some things never change. At least that is a good sign, though. It shows his interest.
"So Max, I know you find Biology really interesting and stuff. I have a proposition for you. And I need you to take it really seriously, since I am going to be asking you for a favor," I say.
He looks at me a little strangely, after finally removing his glance from my chica's direction. "Um. What is it?" He looks a little nervous. Does no one have faith in me? Geez.
"Well, I am horrible in Biology. Liz has tried to help me so many times but somehow it always seems to be useless. So I figured the next best option is to expand my source of knowledge. Why don't we have a study group? With Liz and your friend Michael. That way we are all comfortable, and can share ideas. What do you think? Does the idea sound appealing?" I look at him as I finish my sentence. Hmmm, did it just get hot in here, or did I just make Max Evans blush? He definitely wants to. I can see him looking at her, obviously forgetting my presence. I would be offended but I like the fact that he is so smitten with her. This doesn't matter anyway. I have finished my first task (Implant seed of need for Liz Parker). On to Stage 2 (Covert sneakery and necessary location exchange).
I raise my hand, and get Mr. Crow's attention from Isabel and Alex's table. By the way, they certainly seem to look pretty chummy for new lab partners. I will definitely need to talk to the Alex-man soon.
"Yes, Maria. What do you need?" Mr. Crow asks me.
"Mr. Crow, I am so worried. I just can't believe I didn't notice it sooner. My doctor has sternly advised me that I need to take care of my vision very carefully. I can't do this if I am sitting here all the way in the back of the room." I can see Liz looking at me very puzzled. Ha. Won't she be suprised in a few seconds.
"This arrangement is just not going to work. I have a problem with this seating arrangement, Mr. Crow. But I have a solution!" I say this as sweetly as I can, and I smile at my best friend. I need to kiss ass because boy, is she going to get pissed at me after I am done with this.
Liz POV
She has a solution? A solution! Oh my god. Why do I have a feeling she is planning something? Please God, Please don't let her embarass me. Please!
"Mr. Crow, I think I should change seats so I can be closer to the front of the room. It definitely wouldn't hurt to be closer to you during lecture." Maria smiles as she yaps on. Oh god.
She definitely doesn't care embarassing me. I sigh in resignation. I know what is coming.
"Well Maria, what do you have in mind for you new seat?" Mr. Crow asks her. Why does he have to be so nice to her? Can't he see she is the devil?
"Well, Liz has 20/20 vision. I am sure she wouldn't mind doing me this favor and switching seats with me. After all, she is my best friend." Maria finishes this as she stands up and gathers up her things.
"Good idea, Maria. Girls, switch seats and get back to work with your partners. Everyone keep working." Mr. Crow states to the class.
ohmygod. ohmygod. OHMYGOD. I keep looking back and forth between my safe seat very far away from Max Evans, and my new seat next to Max Evans. breathe. I can do this. I don't care about him. I get up with my things, walk past a smug Maria whom I kick ("Ow!"), and take my new seat next to Max Evans. I can't help but sneak a peek at him. Purely for partner reasons. Really. It is important to recognize him by face you know, since we are going to be working together.
Oh jesus, we are going to be working together.
*Btw... I have the next 2 chapters written. I just need to edit them. I hope to have them posted by the end of the week. I am going through finals, and its kind of hectic until after thursday. *
Author: AngelOhana
Email: Luckychika@hotmail.com
Rating: TEEN
Category: AU Max/Liz, some Maria/Michael
Disclaimer: All the Roswell stuff is borrowed. I didn’t create it, I don’t take responsibility for it. The story is all mine, I just like using the people. Most of this is coming from my life, or all my best friend’s lives. AMAWISS belongs to my best friend from junior high.
Summary: Liz and Maria are best friends. Max Evans is still a distant wish. Senior Year is approaching and Maria is tired of Liz refusing to accept her feelings. So Maria to the rescue!
*This is my first fic ever, so any commentary is GREATLY appreciated. I need all the help I can get.
_____________
Prologue
Liz POV
All my life I have struggled with my selves. That is right. Selves because there are so many me’s floating around inside my head that sometimes I can’t seem to understand myself. But funny thing is, all of these me’s are very similar.
Ms. I want believe in Romance.
Ms. I am not Perfect but surely someone understands that’s okay.
Ms. I love perfect boys who don’t notice me.
Ms. I am in Love with Max Evans.
Does anyone see a common thread here? Because no matter how many times my best friend Maria tells me that it is okay to want, to need, to hope, to believe in possibilities (like Max Evans ever noticing me) I just cant seem to accept it. The past three years of my life I have spent daydreaming, hoping that the love of my life would sweep me off my feet, proclaim my perfection to the universe, and make me feel beautiful.
Okay, and so a teeny tiny piece of me really wishes it would be Max Evans. Except he has had 3 years.... 3 YEARS of my presence to realize how in love he is with me.... and it still hasn’t happened.
But it’s cool. I am fine. No biggie, I still love myself and that is all anyone really needs.
A.M.A.W.I.S.S. anyways.
He is probably a demented space freak with like a hidden third eye or something. We are from Roswell. It is totally possible! I don’t need boys. I have my schoolwork, and college to look forward to. One more year left to enjoy my best friends before we are forced to grow up. I can live with that. I can work with that.
I don’t need he of the amber eyes (as Maria calls him) to make my last year memorable. I am perfectly capable of doing that myself. I have dances to look forward to, and.... um....oh yeah... yearbook staff to worry about. I am full of things to do.
Who am I kidding?
At this rate, my last year of high school is going to be very uninteresting indeed. So apparently it’s time to take destiny into my hands, or so Maria says. She is planning something, I can tell. I am just too scared to ask now. All she does is grin devilishly and asks me to trust her. Funny, she always sounds so serious when she says that.
I am in deep trouble.
Maria POV
What everyone needs to understand is that my best friend Liz Parker use to be normal. Now, don’t get me wrong. I love that girl that death. But honestly, doesn’t she realize how insane she sounds right now? I thought I was suppose to be the crazy one.
....This isnt about me though.
She needs my help, but she doesnt want it. She thinks I will embarrass her. Or worse yet, me and Alex will join forces and embarrass her to like infinity. Honestly, does she not trust the Deluca/Whitman charm? We may be a little crazy sometimes but she needs to understand that we would never do anything to hurt her, or make her look stupid in front of Max Evans. Not that she would admit to even care what Max Evans thinks.
Max Evans. Let me tell you a little bit about my best friend and Max Evans. Has there ever been a time since his first day freshmen year in Biology where he didnt occupy Liz’s obsessive, compulsive mind? No. Which is why I need to help her. And I know it is all on me. See, its kind of my fault that Liz denies her feelings. Anyone could tell her that the hate she supposedly harbors for Max Evans has more to do with what we call love here on planet earth. Sometimes, I swear Liz is from another planet or something.
She is hiding from her obvious feelings because of our pact. A stupid pact because obviously I have moved on. See, junior high was not very kind to us. We were nerds, basically. Liz hid behind her science book, and Disney sweaters while I let my glasses and braces hold me back. Thank god for puberty because I have finally emerged into the goddess I know I am. But back then we prepared to forever hate the boys who taunted us, and made us feel ugly. We didn’t want to be measured up to the likes of Tess Harding or Pam Troy. So hence of our pact. Well, actually, its more of a mantra I guess. We lived by this saying, and we used it to mask our feelings of inefficiency.
I know, I am rambling. I do that a lot but you need to understand. It is much easier said then done to believe that anyone could be capable of accepting you as you are. Or so we thought back in junior high. I mean, that involves the most extreme case of acceptance and trust. We were just not willing to believe that. Especially surrounded with hormonal teenage boys with the I.Q. of gnats.
And I know that deep down inside, once those cute amber eyes sauntered into Mr. Estes’ first period biology class freshmen year, Liz has hoped that maybe he would be able to do it.
“Ooh Liz, check him out,” I whispered tauntingly once I noticed her wide eyes. She looked like she had just seen a present under the christmas tree wrapped just for her.
“Shhh Maria. What are you talking about?” she answered defensively. “Don’t stare at the boys. We are here to learn. Besides, biology is really interesting and A.M.A.W.I.S.S. anyways.”
But who was she kidding? Did she think I wouldnt notice her sneaking looks and looking absolutely lost when she glanced over? See A.M.A.W.I.S.S. was our secret code. It helped us survive junior high. It’s an anagram. At least, I am pretty sure that is what Liz called it. All I know is that I made it up.
It stands for “All Men Are Weird, Immature, Stupid Slobs!” And boy did we believe it. We chanted it over and over again. We wrote it on our notebooks, and made it our own personal saying. So of course stupid Kyle Valenti tried to get us to tell him what it stood for. But we promised never to tell, and we didn’t. Not even after his years of constant questioning and harassing! Even Alex, our one acception to the rule, doesn’t know what it means. That is what makes it special and ours. But a girl can only take so much.
So I am going to help her move to the next level and accept that she is just simply adorable, and beautiful. And that believe it or not, boys do like her. I will make her see that she is just as in love with Max Evans, the one with the amber eyes that melts her heart, as he is with her.
Besides, his friend Michael is cute and I got to think about my needs too.
Oh yes, Senior year is going to be lots of fun.
Chapter One
(Maria's POV)
Life is delicate. It is so easy to make one teeny little mistake, and like BAM! There goes the man of your dreams simply because you didn't check your feet after leaving the restroom. And there it is, the piece of toilet paper destined to ruin your life stuck to the bottom of your shoe. That one little square of 2-ply paper alters your life for ever.
Done in by the Quilted Northern.
So this is what I need to remember. I can't make a mistake. This could, like, make or break Liz's future. Today is the first day of school, and I happen to know that in Mr. Crow's 2nd period AP Bio class I have the opportunity to gather information about my intended target.... Max Evans.
God! Could this class take any longer? Blah blah labs blah blah equilibrium blah blah assigned lab partners blah blah.... WHAT? I thought we chose our own partners for this class. No Liz? Darn, there goes my guaranteed A. Ooh, I should pay attention. I took this class to get into a four year university, but it wouldn't hurt if I was partnered up with that cutie Michael Guerin. He has got this interesting, rebel attitude going on that I think is just so sexy. I am sure underneath all that rough exterior is nothing but sweetness. And the added incentive is that he is friend's with Max. So by Prom when I wear my green halter top dre--OW....
"Maria! Pay attention!" hissed Liz to me.
"Geez, could have done without the poking. Ok, Ok, I will," I answer after she glares at me.
Ok, paying attention. Sooo paying attention.
"Now class, I have set up a diagram with your new assigned seats. Please find your seat, and introduce yourself to your new partner," Mr. Crow explained. "Try to do it quickly ladies and gentlemen."
Liz and I gather our things up from our lab table and walk over to the diagram. It's kind of hard to see with a few students standing in our way. I peek over Kelly Andre's shoulder, but I see nothing.
"Can you see who your partner is, Liz?" I ask.
"No, hold on. Let me check to see where our assigned seats are. If we aren't sitting near each other at least, I am going to be upset," she responds.
I see Liz push her way through the mini-crowd. A little to her left I happen to see what can only be described as glum-looking Max walk to the back of the class and sit down. I guess he didn't get partnered up with who he wanted to. Most likely Liz, given how he stares at her so much. Oh, I could ask him to join a study group with me, Liz and whoever our partners may be. I need to start making them interact.
Just when I think about how I can make this happen, Liz walks over to me looking sad and a little annoyed. I guess that pretty much lets me know they didn't get paired together. Darn it! Ooh, who am i partnered with?
"Soooo, who did we get?" I ask her as she stands next to me. "Are we anywhere near each other?"
"Well actually, we are on opposite sides of the class. I am sitting in the front row with Michael Guerin."
"WHAT? No way! Ah, I knew the day was going to go bad when i forgot to light my Luck candle this morning," I whine. Grrr... I can't help but feel a little jealous. She got to sit next to Michael. No fair, she doesn't even find his hair adorable like I do.
"Yeah, well..." she stammers.
"Okay, so you got Guerin. Who am stuck with? Please god, don't say Kyle Valenti." I mutter.
"Actually, Kyle got paired up with Denise Davis. You are sitting in the back row." She pauses, and then states with obviously displaced love/hate.
"You are partnered with Max Evans."
Chapter 2
Maria's POV
Uh oh. This is not good. I can see steam coming out of her ears. Seriously, I can see the smoke curling around her hair as we speak, or should I say as I speak.
"You're kidding." I am partnered up with Max Evans. Now of course I can't have that. How are they ever going to get together, become as one, join the land of couples if they never talk? I can't be Max's partner. That just won't work for me.
"Don't worry, Chica," I reassure Liz. "Just trust me. I have it under control. "
"Wait. What do you mean you have it under control? Maria, you and control do not exist in the same universe. Please don't do anything to embarass me or that forces me to move away after this class. You may be my best friend but I will kill you. I don't like Max Evans. You know that. He is not my type. I am more into like.... um, well my type doesnt really matter right now. What matters is that you don't try to start anything," Liz pleads to me. I can see her big brown eyes glancing across the room nervously to my new lab partner. She is completely transparent. Since when does she ever babble like just now. Never. My point exactly. She is too involved in preventing me from doing this, and that PROVES my point.
Max is sitting at our desk, taking his books out of his backpack. As I watch him, I see him glance up for a brief second, and lock onto LIz. Of course Liz just looks away, embarassed that she had been caught stalking him. She needs to take How to Reel in a Man 101 really quickly because at her rate, she won't ever get married, much less to Max Evans.
"Promise me, Maria. Promise me that you are not, I repeat, are NOT going to insinuate anything to Max Evans that even remotely refers to me," Liz harshly whispers in my ear as we pick up our things.
I raise my right hand, and shuffle my book bag in my left over my shoulder. "Fine, fine, just for you. I, Maria DeLuca, solemnly swear to not insinuate anything to Mr. Maxwell Evans that may refer to you, Liz Parker. Now go and sit before we get detention!" I quickly bow to her, and flash her one of my trust-me-i-am-completely-innocent-and-wont-embarass-you smiles. And then I skidaddle over to my desk in a flurry.
I have theme music playing in my head. The Clash's "London Calling," is playing as I look over my intended target. This is a great song, it totally has me in the mood to kick some butt, err, I mean initiate my plan. If my plan is going to work, I am going to need to work fast. Failure is not an option. I almost feel like Xena, but with way cooler style. I mean, come on.... who wears leather nowadays?
Whatever. I must focus.
"Hi Max. How are you?" I ask. This always works right? A nice hello, and then a good ol' Go out with my bestfriend, she is madly in love with you.
Ok. Maybe not that last part.
"Hi.." He speaks. Wonders never cease. So it was only one word but it definitely counts. He is staring at Liz very obviously. Apparently some things never change. At least that is a good sign, though. It shows his interest.
"So Max, I know you find Biology really interesting and stuff. I have a proposition for you. And I need you to take it really seriously, since I am going to be asking you for a favor," I say.
He looks at me a little strangely, after finally removing his glance from my chica's direction. "Um. What is it?" He looks a little nervous. Does no one have faith in me? Geez.
"Well, I am horrible in Biology. Liz has tried to help me so many times but somehow it always seems to be useless. So I figured the next best option is to expand my source of knowledge. Why don't we have a study group? With Liz and your friend Michael. That way we are all comfortable, and can share ideas. What do you think? Does the idea sound appealing?" I look at him as I finish my sentence. Hmmm, did it just get hot in here, or did I just make Max Evans blush? He definitely wants to. I can see him looking at her, obviously forgetting my presence. I would be offended but I like the fact that he is so smitten with her. This doesn't matter anyway. I have finished my first task (Implant seed of need for Liz Parker). On to Stage 2 (Covert sneakery and necessary location exchange).
I raise my hand, and get Mr. Crow's attention from Isabel and Alex's table. By the way, they certainly seem to look pretty chummy for new lab partners. I will definitely need to talk to the Alex-man soon.
"Yes, Maria. What do you need?" Mr. Crow asks me.
"Mr. Crow, I am so worried. I just can't believe I didn't notice it sooner. My doctor has sternly advised me that I need to take care of my vision very carefully. I can't do this if I am sitting here all the way in the back of the room." I can see Liz looking at me very puzzled. Ha. Won't she be suprised in a few seconds.
"This arrangement is just not going to work. I have a problem with this seating arrangement, Mr. Crow. But I have a solution!" I say this as sweetly as I can, and I smile at my best friend. I need to kiss ass because boy, is she going to get pissed at me after I am done with this.
Liz POV
She has a solution? A solution! Oh my god. Why do I have a feeling she is planning something? Please God, Please don't let her embarass me. Please!
"Mr. Crow, I think I should change seats so I can be closer to the front of the room. It definitely wouldn't hurt to be closer to you during lecture." Maria smiles as she yaps on. Oh god.
She definitely doesn't care embarassing me. I sigh in resignation. I know what is coming.
"Well Maria, what do you have in mind for you new seat?" Mr. Crow asks her. Why does he have to be so nice to her? Can't he see she is the devil?
"Well, Liz has 20/20 vision. I am sure she wouldn't mind doing me this favor and switching seats with me. After all, she is my best friend." Maria finishes this as she stands up and gathers up her things.
"Good idea, Maria. Girls, switch seats and get back to work with your partners. Everyone keep working." Mr. Crow states to the class.
ohmygod. ohmygod. OHMYGOD. I keep looking back and forth between my safe seat very far away from Max Evans, and my new seat next to Max Evans. breathe. I can do this. I don't care about him. I get up with my things, walk past a smug Maria whom I kick ("Ow!"), and take my new seat next to Max Evans. I can't help but sneak a peek at him. Purely for partner reasons. Really. It is important to recognize him by face you know, since we are going to be working together.
Oh jesus, we are going to be working together.
*Btw... I have the next 2 chapters written. I just need to edit them. I hope to have them posted by the end of the week. I am going through finals, and its kind of hectic until after thursday. *