Aficionado (AU M/L Adult) (Complete)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 10:53 pm
Winner Round 6


Aficionado![/color]
Author! Nicola
Rating! Mild Adult
Disclaimer! Nothings mine! Well...the idea is, but that's it!
Summary! Liz is a well known lawyer and an author of erotic novels. One day she notices in the paper that her first boyfriend from high school has been murdered and then slowly, over a course of five weeks every one she has had since him dies as well. She goes to the police saying she must be connected to the murders and they try to stop it from happening again but are unsuccessful. Soon every one of her ex-boyfriends are dead in the order that she dated them. Now there's only one person left that they think the killer will come for--her current best friend and partner, Max Evans.
1.
“So what’s up with you and Max?”
Liz Parker fought the urge to groan. Apparently privacy was no longer a global right because if she counted the amount of times people asked her that then surely it would be in the hundreds by now. Through gritted teeth she answered, “Max and I are just friends.”
“Just friends who fuck occasionally.” Maria looked around the girls and nodded furiously while mouthing, ‘S L U T’.
“Oh my God!” Liz exclaimed, feeling her face redden in anger. “That is none of your damn business!”
Isabel’s eyebrows rose. “So it is true?”
Liz was in no way going to answer that. Just because she and Max lived and worked together and had been best friends since High School did not immediately imply that they were involved. With a huff, she shot to her feet and put her hands on her hips, “I think it’s time for everyone to go home. Goodbye now.”
“Liz, we’re just curious. You’ve very secretive you know?” Constance gathered the cups up off the coffee table and headed towards the kitchen. “Maybe if you weren’t so privy then we’d be inclined to leave you alone.”
“I’m not ‘privy’,” Liz retorted with pursed lips. “Well at least not about most things.” Just because Max was the only thing she wished not to discuss, they all jumped down her throat.
“Oh yes you are,” Maria shot back.
Tess went and grabbed their coats then proceeded handing them out. “Leave the girl alone would you? She’s allowed to be secretive.”
When they were finally gone Liz couldn’t have been happier. She went into the study and stretched out at her desk chair in front of her lap top. An urge to write had overcome her hours ago, itching at her fingers, and she’d been unable to do anything about it while she had guests.
For eight years constructing erotic novels had been a hobby of hers and in 1998 she had decided to start getting them published. She used a pen name of course because as a well respected lawyer keeping her reputation intact was something she took very seriously. Conjuring up evocative positions and circumstances just happened to be a talent of hers and why not share it with the world? Could she help it that she had a very, very vivid imagination?
The next two hours were spent typing away without breaks until the front door unlocked and clicked open. Max’s voice filtered in…along with a laughing female. Liz arched up off her chair, peaking indiscreetly out the study door to see how everything played out.
It would appear that her friends date had turned out well. Her brows curved, she watched with approval as he moved in, captured the girl’s mouth furiously and clutched her with those magnificent hands of his. Liz thought fleetingly that he was a great kisser and she could tell his date thought so too because she let out a pathetic moan.
“Be quiet,” he whispered tantalizingly. “My roommates probably sleeping.”
On their way to the bedroom Max noticed the office light on and glanced in her direction. She winked approvingly and he winked back with a grin.
You’d be surprised, but it was incredibly hard to write erotic novels when there were loud sex-noises ricocheting through the apartment. Liz eventually gave up trying to finish the chapter she was working on and switched off the lights before seeping into bed. With a yawn, her eyes fluttered and a sleepy smile crossed over her mouth before she was out.
~*~
“Jesus I’m tired.”
It was eight in the morning and when Liz looked up from her fruit loops cereal she found Max standing in the kitchen doorway scratching his bare chest. His hair was ruffled and messy and his only piece of clothing was a pair of black BOSS underwear.
“You don’t have to brag,” she said simply. “It sounded impressive enough.”
A smirk appeared on his handsome face and he walked over and kissed her softly on the mouth. “Good morning sweetheart.”
She grumbled immaturely and then said back, “Morning.”
“Love you.”
“Yeah, yeah,” she waved him off. “I’ve got that Jefferson case today and I apologize in advance for my grouchy-ness.”
“Jefferson…Jefferson…oh, the one that’s been accused of the inheritance fraud? Eh, I pity you.” As he walked towards the pantry he spoke in unison with a yawn, “Please tell me there’s some food left.”
“I just can’t stand her voice,” Liz moaned. In a bad attempt at imitating her client she said squeakily, “Oh Miss Parker you must help me, I’m ever so innocent!”
When Max sat down next to her he rubbed her back soothingly with one hand. “It’s a piece of cake; you’ll win against that bastard Connor no sweat.”
“Hmm and when I do you can shout me dinner at the County Hotel,” she grinned at him.
After he’d spooned some coloured loops into his mouth he asked teasingly, “What makes you think you’re worth that kind of money?”
“You know you’re good for it.”
When she got up from the table he leant forward and nipped her bottom with his teeth playfully. She yelped and slapped the top of his head. “I’m going to be late. Smith is the judge and I’m certain he scheduled it to start this early just because he knows I hate him.”
“I’m sure that’s why,” he agreed sarcastically. “See you later babe.”
“Bye.”
On her way out she nearly tripped over the newspaper but luckily got her balance back before she plummeted her death. With a growl, she swooped it up off the doorstep and took it with her down to the street where the doorman gladly waved her a cab. “Thanks Wayne,” she kissed his cheek.
“My pleasure Miss Parker.”
Traffic was terrible so she flicked through the paper to keep herself preoccupied. It didn’t interest her much; so much happened in New York that it was hard to keep tabs on it. Suddenly the cab driver whistled to her and she looked up at his reflection in the rear-view mirror. “Yea?”
He was an unattractive man in desperate need of a shave. “I was just wondering if you’d mind flicking to the death notices. A rich uncle of mine is in the hospital and it could be any day now.”
Liz clicked her tongue against her teeth and mumbled, “Charming.”
“His names William Kaur, I’d really appreciate it mam,” he said.
“Yeah, yeah.” She flicked to the deaths section and scanned the pages. A little ‘oh’ escaped her when she saw one of the names listed there.
“Fantastic, he’s in there?”
Liz shook her head. “No, sorry. Not today, just an old friend of mine actually.”
He slowed in front of her office. “Were they rich?”
She didn’t answer him, just paid and rolled her eyes.
Outside the courtroom it became clear that her client was late so she sat down on the steps and looked back through the paper. A moment passed as she stared blankly down at the printed letters, remembering the guy fondly. His name was Mark Herbert and he had been her first boyfriend and first kiss.
Died suddenly on January tenth (See article page seventeen). Twenty-seven years old, only son of Troy and Hannah Herbert…Service to be held at St. Patrick’s Catholic Church Wednesday.
Liz flicked through to page seventeen and gasped when she saw the headline. MAN BRUTALLY ATTACKED WHILE OUT RUNNING. It turned out that he had been stabbed in the chest multiple times and was found the next day by a man walking his dog. The police had no leads on the attacker.
“Oh God,” she muttered and made a mental note to send a card to his parents.
Suddenly her train of thought was interrupted. “Liz! Liz! I’m here! So sorry!”
A scowl escaped her before she replaced it with a smile. “Mrs Kane, good morning, let’s go in shall we?”
~*~
“I’ll have the Pizaiola Steak and she’ll have the Green Garlic Tagliatelle,” Max ordered. “And we’ll also have your best wine, thank you.”
“Of course sir.”
When the waiter disappeared Max flicked his gaze back to Liz who seemed distracted. “Where’s my best friend this evening?”
She smiled softly and bit her lip. “Just thinking about Mark.”
He nodded and reached out to take her hand in his. “When was the last time you saw him?”
“Oh ages, I can’t even remember,” she shrugged. “It’s just that he’s our age and went so horribly. I wonder why him?”
“It’s New York Liz. I mean, I’m not making excuses for the guy who did it but our city has a reputation. Sometimes bad things just happen with or without motive.”
“I suppose.” Her lips tightened. “Okay, I’ll drop it—I want this to be a nice dinner. Not a depressing one. So, tell me, dame from last night—worth a second chance or no?”
He made a puke noise. “No.”
“You can be such a sleaze you know that?” she laughed. “What was wrong with this one?”
“Erk, who cares? The truth is I don’t know why I bother, you’re the best I’ve ever had,” he wiggled his eye brows at her. “The rest of them are just to entertain me.”
Liz groaned. “If that’s the case, why haven’t you asked me to marry you yet?”
“Give me the word,” Max said back, grinning like a maniac.
Liz’s heart jumped. She really wished she could just ‘give him the word’ but for some reason she couldn’t. They were always teasing and skirting around the issue but had never actually sat down and discussed it.
The truth was, when they were seventeen they lost their virginities to each other because they didn’t trust anyone else to witness their fumbling awkwardness. There was only one other time they’d had sex and that was one week and two days ago. Not that either of them were counting.
They were extremely close for best friends at any rate and no one understood why they weren’t together, not even them. Liz suspected that it was because once they were a couple officially that would be it for them and up until now they were in the prime of their life and didn’t want to be tied down. Typically when you were in your early twenties you wanted to experience everything that the world had to offer.
Liz knew that sex with random girls meant nothing to him. He would always come back to her.
When the wine arrived they both downed their glasses quickly, and then helped themselves to another. “I remember you once telling me that Mark was your first frenchy.”
“That’s right,” Liz smiled. “In his backyard and it was totally unexpected—snuck up on me when I was on the swing. But you’ve heard that story…”
“Yes, the dirty bastard,” he feigned anger. “Who knew a thirteen year old could be so perverted?”
Liz opened her mouth wide in mock horror. “You’re a fine one to talk!”
He gasped. “What are you implying?” When he saw her gaze flick to the right of him for the hundredth time he turned to see what she was looking at. “What is more interesting then me?”
She chuckled. “That couple over there. Since the second they came in they haven’t spoken a word to one another.”
He shrugged. “Maybe they’re in the middle of an argument?”
“Hmm, or maybe she’s just told him she’s pregnant and he was going to break up with her?” Liz nodded smugly.
“Ohhh, good one.” He glanced at them again. “Or maybe, they had sex before they came here and now they’re so randy all they can think of is getting back home?”
With a groan Liz said, “Max that’s just silly. Why would they have come to dinner in the first place?”
“You’ve got to have sustenance Liz …”
“No, no that doesn’t seem right. What about…hmm…?” she bit the side of her mouth while she scanned her imagination.
“What if they are just comfortable with each other and don’t feel the need to talk?” he asked.
“That’s just boring.” The waiter came and put their food down and then she added, “Anyway, they look far to peeved for that.”
“I suppose.”
After dessert they got a cab home and when Max was getting ready for bed Liz lay in front of the television watching late night shows. “Thank you for dinner,” she mumbled lazily. “It was delightful.”
“Any time, sugar.” As he was walking past the book shelf he plucked out one of her self-written novels. “I’ll just do some bedtime reading I think.”
“Guaranteed to cause you sweet dreams,” she winked.
“You could come and read it out loud for me. She purred as he stroked her swollen clit and pressed…”
Liz crossed her legs and looked at him pointedly. “I would like to think my writing is a little more innovative than that…”
“I’m going to take that as a no?”
“Good idea.”
He kissed her cheek. “Good night.”
“Night Max.”


Aficionado![/color]
Author! Nicola
Rating! Mild Adult
Disclaimer! Nothings mine! Well...the idea is, but that's it!
Summary! Liz is a well known lawyer and an author of erotic novels. One day she notices in the paper that her first boyfriend from high school has been murdered and then slowly, over a course of five weeks every one she has had since him dies as well. She goes to the police saying she must be connected to the murders and they try to stop it from happening again but are unsuccessful. Soon every one of her ex-boyfriends are dead in the order that she dated them. Now there's only one person left that they think the killer will come for--her current best friend and partner, Max Evans.
1.
“So what’s up with you and Max?”
Liz Parker fought the urge to groan. Apparently privacy was no longer a global right because if she counted the amount of times people asked her that then surely it would be in the hundreds by now. Through gritted teeth she answered, “Max and I are just friends.”
“Just friends who fuck occasionally.” Maria looked around the girls and nodded furiously while mouthing, ‘S L U T’.
“Oh my God!” Liz exclaimed, feeling her face redden in anger. “That is none of your damn business!”
Isabel’s eyebrows rose. “So it is true?”
Liz was in no way going to answer that. Just because she and Max lived and worked together and had been best friends since High School did not immediately imply that they were involved. With a huff, she shot to her feet and put her hands on her hips, “I think it’s time for everyone to go home. Goodbye now.”
“Liz, we’re just curious. You’ve very secretive you know?” Constance gathered the cups up off the coffee table and headed towards the kitchen. “Maybe if you weren’t so privy then we’d be inclined to leave you alone.”
“I’m not ‘privy’,” Liz retorted with pursed lips. “Well at least not about most things.” Just because Max was the only thing she wished not to discuss, they all jumped down her throat.
“Oh yes you are,” Maria shot back.
Tess went and grabbed their coats then proceeded handing them out. “Leave the girl alone would you? She’s allowed to be secretive.”
When they were finally gone Liz couldn’t have been happier. She went into the study and stretched out at her desk chair in front of her lap top. An urge to write had overcome her hours ago, itching at her fingers, and she’d been unable to do anything about it while she had guests.
For eight years constructing erotic novels had been a hobby of hers and in 1998 she had decided to start getting them published. She used a pen name of course because as a well respected lawyer keeping her reputation intact was something she took very seriously. Conjuring up evocative positions and circumstances just happened to be a talent of hers and why not share it with the world? Could she help it that she had a very, very vivid imagination?
The next two hours were spent typing away without breaks until the front door unlocked and clicked open. Max’s voice filtered in…along with a laughing female. Liz arched up off her chair, peaking indiscreetly out the study door to see how everything played out.
It would appear that her friends date had turned out well. Her brows curved, she watched with approval as he moved in, captured the girl’s mouth furiously and clutched her with those magnificent hands of his. Liz thought fleetingly that he was a great kisser and she could tell his date thought so too because she let out a pathetic moan.
“Be quiet,” he whispered tantalizingly. “My roommates probably sleeping.”
On their way to the bedroom Max noticed the office light on and glanced in her direction. She winked approvingly and he winked back with a grin.
You’d be surprised, but it was incredibly hard to write erotic novels when there were loud sex-noises ricocheting through the apartment. Liz eventually gave up trying to finish the chapter she was working on and switched off the lights before seeping into bed. With a yawn, her eyes fluttered and a sleepy smile crossed over her mouth before she was out.
~*~
“Jesus I’m tired.”
It was eight in the morning and when Liz looked up from her fruit loops cereal she found Max standing in the kitchen doorway scratching his bare chest. His hair was ruffled and messy and his only piece of clothing was a pair of black BOSS underwear.
“You don’t have to brag,” she said simply. “It sounded impressive enough.”
A smirk appeared on his handsome face and he walked over and kissed her softly on the mouth. “Good morning sweetheart.”
She grumbled immaturely and then said back, “Morning.”
“Love you.”
“Yeah, yeah,” she waved him off. “I’ve got that Jefferson case today and I apologize in advance for my grouchy-ness.”
“Jefferson…Jefferson…oh, the one that’s been accused of the inheritance fraud? Eh, I pity you.” As he walked towards the pantry he spoke in unison with a yawn, “Please tell me there’s some food left.”
“I just can’t stand her voice,” Liz moaned. In a bad attempt at imitating her client she said squeakily, “Oh Miss Parker you must help me, I’m ever so innocent!”
When Max sat down next to her he rubbed her back soothingly with one hand. “It’s a piece of cake; you’ll win against that bastard Connor no sweat.”
“Hmm and when I do you can shout me dinner at the County Hotel,” she grinned at him.
After he’d spooned some coloured loops into his mouth he asked teasingly, “What makes you think you’re worth that kind of money?”
“You know you’re good for it.”
When she got up from the table he leant forward and nipped her bottom with his teeth playfully. She yelped and slapped the top of his head. “I’m going to be late. Smith is the judge and I’m certain he scheduled it to start this early just because he knows I hate him.”
“I’m sure that’s why,” he agreed sarcastically. “See you later babe.”
“Bye.”
On her way out she nearly tripped over the newspaper but luckily got her balance back before she plummeted her death. With a growl, she swooped it up off the doorstep and took it with her down to the street where the doorman gladly waved her a cab. “Thanks Wayne,” she kissed his cheek.
“My pleasure Miss Parker.”
Traffic was terrible so she flicked through the paper to keep herself preoccupied. It didn’t interest her much; so much happened in New York that it was hard to keep tabs on it. Suddenly the cab driver whistled to her and she looked up at his reflection in the rear-view mirror. “Yea?”
He was an unattractive man in desperate need of a shave. “I was just wondering if you’d mind flicking to the death notices. A rich uncle of mine is in the hospital and it could be any day now.”
Liz clicked her tongue against her teeth and mumbled, “Charming.”
“His names William Kaur, I’d really appreciate it mam,” he said.
“Yeah, yeah.” She flicked to the deaths section and scanned the pages. A little ‘oh’ escaped her when she saw one of the names listed there.
“Fantastic, he’s in there?”
Liz shook her head. “No, sorry. Not today, just an old friend of mine actually.”
He slowed in front of her office. “Were they rich?”
She didn’t answer him, just paid and rolled her eyes.
Outside the courtroom it became clear that her client was late so she sat down on the steps and looked back through the paper. A moment passed as she stared blankly down at the printed letters, remembering the guy fondly. His name was Mark Herbert and he had been her first boyfriend and first kiss.
Died suddenly on January tenth (See article page seventeen). Twenty-seven years old, only son of Troy and Hannah Herbert…Service to be held at St. Patrick’s Catholic Church Wednesday.
Liz flicked through to page seventeen and gasped when she saw the headline. MAN BRUTALLY ATTACKED WHILE OUT RUNNING. It turned out that he had been stabbed in the chest multiple times and was found the next day by a man walking his dog. The police had no leads on the attacker.
“Oh God,” she muttered and made a mental note to send a card to his parents.
Suddenly her train of thought was interrupted. “Liz! Liz! I’m here! So sorry!”
A scowl escaped her before she replaced it with a smile. “Mrs Kane, good morning, let’s go in shall we?”
~*~
“I’ll have the Pizaiola Steak and she’ll have the Green Garlic Tagliatelle,” Max ordered. “And we’ll also have your best wine, thank you.”
“Of course sir.”
When the waiter disappeared Max flicked his gaze back to Liz who seemed distracted. “Where’s my best friend this evening?”
She smiled softly and bit her lip. “Just thinking about Mark.”
He nodded and reached out to take her hand in his. “When was the last time you saw him?”
“Oh ages, I can’t even remember,” she shrugged. “It’s just that he’s our age and went so horribly. I wonder why him?”
“It’s New York Liz. I mean, I’m not making excuses for the guy who did it but our city has a reputation. Sometimes bad things just happen with or without motive.”
“I suppose.” Her lips tightened. “Okay, I’ll drop it—I want this to be a nice dinner. Not a depressing one. So, tell me, dame from last night—worth a second chance or no?”
He made a puke noise. “No.”
“You can be such a sleaze you know that?” she laughed. “What was wrong with this one?”
“Erk, who cares? The truth is I don’t know why I bother, you’re the best I’ve ever had,” he wiggled his eye brows at her. “The rest of them are just to entertain me.”
Liz groaned. “If that’s the case, why haven’t you asked me to marry you yet?”
“Give me the word,” Max said back, grinning like a maniac.
Liz’s heart jumped. She really wished she could just ‘give him the word’ but for some reason she couldn’t. They were always teasing and skirting around the issue but had never actually sat down and discussed it.
The truth was, when they were seventeen they lost their virginities to each other because they didn’t trust anyone else to witness their fumbling awkwardness. There was only one other time they’d had sex and that was one week and two days ago. Not that either of them were counting.
They were extremely close for best friends at any rate and no one understood why they weren’t together, not even them. Liz suspected that it was because once they were a couple officially that would be it for them and up until now they were in the prime of their life and didn’t want to be tied down. Typically when you were in your early twenties you wanted to experience everything that the world had to offer.
Liz knew that sex with random girls meant nothing to him. He would always come back to her.
When the wine arrived they both downed their glasses quickly, and then helped themselves to another. “I remember you once telling me that Mark was your first frenchy.”
“That’s right,” Liz smiled. “In his backyard and it was totally unexpected—snuck up on me when I was on the swing. But you’ve heard that story…”
“Yes, the dirty bastard,” he feigned anger. “Who knew a thirteen year old could be so perverted?”
Liz opened her mouth wide in mock horror. “You’re a fine one to talk!”
He gasped. “What are you implying?” When he saw her gaze flick to the right of him for the hundredth time he turned to see what she was looking at. “What is more interesting then me?”
She chuckled. “That couple over there. Since the second they came in they haven’t spoken a word to one another.”
He shrugged. “Maybe they’re in the middle of an argument?”
“Hmm, or maybe she’s just told him she’s pregnant and he was going to break up with her?” Liz nodded smugly.
“Ohhh, good one.” He glanced at them again. “Or maybe, they had sex before they came here and now they’re so randy all they can think of is getting back home?”
With a groan Liz said, “Max that’s just silly. Why would they have come to dinner in the first place?”
“You’ve got to have sustenance Liz …”
“No, no that doesn’t seem right. What about…hmm…?” she bit the side of her mouth while she scanned her imagination.
“What if they are just comfortable with each other and don’t feel the need to talk?” he asked.
“That’s just boring.” The waiter came and put their food down and then she added, “Anyway, they look far to peeved for that.”
“I suppose.”
After dessert they got a cab home and when Max was getting ready for bed Liz lay in front of the television watching late night shows. “Thank you for dinner,” she mumbled lazily. “It was delightful.”
“Any time, sugar.” As he was walking past the book shelf he plucked out one of her self-written novels. “I’ll just do some bedtime reading I think.”
“Guaranteed to cause you sweet dreams,” she winked.
“You could come and read it out loud for me. She purred as he stroked her swollen clit and pressed…”
Liz crossed her legs and looked at him pointedly. “I would like to think my writing is a little more innovative than that…”
“I’m going to take that as a no?”
“Good idea.”
He kissed her cheek. “Good night.”
“Night Max.”