Help to save Ed....uhm the Trudes 4
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:35 am
Help To Save The Trudes!
The germanus speakitus stargazus(g-s-s) has disappeared more and more during the last years. Some experts even say that the germanus speakitus trudicus or commonly called Trude , is the last genus of the once so proud family of g-s-s on Fanatics. Therefore we have to work together and save these charming creatures before it's too late.
Here are some popular questions:
What happened to the Trudes and the other g-s-s?
The g-s-s belong to the group of the stargazer(shippicus stargazus). In the last years stargazer had a tough time. At first there was the senseless introduction of Grant (needicus shavecus), then came the death of Alex, which was finally followed by a horrible Season 3 with an awful Jessie/Isabel pairing. A lot of stargazers didn't survive this cruel torture by the evil writers(spawnus of satanus).
How can I help to save the Trudes
Trudes like to be entertained. A/I centric fics, discussions or fanart keep the Trudes occupied and happy. Even if you don't write an A/I centric fic you can help. Add a few A/I scenes and avoid unnecessary J/I or G/I pairings. Trudes need their dose of Alex to stay healthy and contented. If you write a Trude-friendly fic you can mark it with this banner:
This way the Trude will know that it's safe to read the fic.
If you can't avoid a J/I or G/I pairing please mark your fic with this banner:
Trudes are very sensitive creatures, extensive J/I or G/I scenes can make the them sick and depressed. Therefore warn them and help us to keep them healthy and contented.
How can I recognize a Trude ?
Earlier attempts to mark the last exemplar of a Trude on this board with this wonderful banner :
unfortunately failed. Trudes are very shy and timid, therefore it is very difficult to mark them. Efforts are still being made to tag members of the species....if we can get ever them to hold still long enough
Now, three threads later its hard to say if our mission was succesful. On the one hand is Trude still alive and kicking on the other hand is Trude still the only g-s-s.
Several attempts to lure new g-s-s to this board or to bring Trude to reproduce unfortunately failed.
But still we learnd a lot of Trude. Now we know how to bribe her (with tons of chocolate) so the she might stay with us forever.
We also learned how much fun it can be to torture Ed.

