You've Got To Be Kidding,(M/L,MATURE), AN,, 20 Jul [WIP]
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:06 pm
TITLE: You've got to be kidding me
AUTHOR:willowbv
DISCLAIMER: Roswell belongs to J.K and co, I'm just a fan.
RATING: MATURE, because of violence or language
COUPLING: M/L and a little bit of the other CC couples
AN: Hey all, I don't know what possessed me, but I'm starting a new fic. I was at work and incredibly bored and my mind went far far away...
Here's a little SUMMARY of what's what.
There are aliens.
Liz Evans is Liz Parker, why the name change? you'll find out later
She's 25 years old.
Kane (guess who he is?) is 26.
The whole gang are there, just in different roles.
I can't give too much away because, it's that kind of fic, a little different for me, but I thought I'd play with "everything/ everyone one is not as they seem" idea anyway....
1.
The Perfect Day
Shop with Maria for a few hours or so, pick up a dvd on the way home, make a nice dinner while listening to music, have a pampered bath, watch the dvd, read, have a nice relaxing night.
Liz smiled in satisfaction as she went over her plan for the rest of the day. She had been looking forward to today all week. After working late nights for two weeks in the lab, she was ready for a night of doing nothing over-stimulating for her brain.
Maria was waiting for her in front of Rei Anders. If there was one thing Maria was never late for, it was shopping. Even though she had explained the logic, Liz was always fascinated by the fact that Maria bought clothes even though she could make her own. She understood that it was the same thing as being an author and reading books written by other people, yet she still found it strange.
"Hey," she greeted her.
"Hey."
Liz was unprepared for the almost choking hug Maria gave her. Once released, she shook her head in fond amusement. Maria's hugs were always a wonderful surprise, they reminded her of the worst and best time of her life at the same time. It was weird...weird and wonderful.
"Shall we?" she asked jumping up and down excitedly like a child.
Never mind that she's a grown woman and not mention a well respected fashion designer, she mused.
Liz nodded. "Let's spend some money."
****
Liz loved Rei Anders, a designer she would never have found if not for Maria's insistence that she branch out. His clothes varied from outrageous to elegant to sexy and freeing. He was one to visit on a day like today when she wanted to splurge.
And splurge they did. In-fact, they were too busy picking out clothes and talking that they missed the fact that when one of the employees went out back, someone else returned in their place. They missed the store shutters going down and the sign "CLOSED FOR THE REST OF THE DAY DUE TO COMPUTER FAILURE" - put up in the windows. The only time they and other customers noticed that something was wrong, was when some people around them, literally whipped out gas masks and put them on.
"What in the world?", Liz wondered.
The music cut off, leaving the store filled with confused and increasingly hysterical voices. Maria gripped a hold of Liz's hand as the masked girl a few inches away from them pointed a gun in their direction.
Liz felt her heart stop. The world around her faded away, it was only her and the gun. Maria's tightening grip on her hand pulled her out of her trance. Looking around her, she saw other customers all partnered up with masked gun men.
"You've got to be kidding me" she muttered dryly before her world went black.
****
The first thing Liz registered when she regained consciousness, was the fact that she was on the floor, then that her hands were tied.
Nightmares of the last time they were tied forced open her eyes, she was surprised to find herself staring at amazingly familiar amber brown eyes. They penetrated her to a level that left her feeling disconcerted enough to look away.
As her eyes swept the room, she didn't repress the panic she felt. Instead, she let it flow through her till it dissipated. She liked to imagine that it evaporated from the pores of her skin, leaving her calm and alert.
Maria sat to the right of her, another woman - red hair, green fear filled eyes - to her left. From what she could tell, they had somehow been knocked out by some gas through the ventilation or emergency sprinkler system. Their bags were confiscated and then they had tied them up and put the all against the wall.
"Rise and shine," chirped amber eyes.
Liz glowered at him as he stood up to his full length. He was tall, stunningly handsome...with a silencer in his hand.
This is nice, she thought to herself.
She glanced over at Maria to make sure she was okay.
Maria was anything but. He eyes were big pools of panic and fear.
Liz nudged her shoulder in an attempt to comfort her. "It's going to be okay," she told her in a low voice.
Maria looked at her friend as if she was crazy. "Liz. There are people with guns, who've tied us up...we're hostages!", she whispered harshly.
"That you are" agreed amber eyes, interrupting their conversation.
A blond, green-eyed gun-man joined him as he stood in front of them. Liz was weary of him at first sight. Just by looking at them, she knew that amber eyes would be the less dangerous of the two.
"Oh my god," whispered Maria," are we going to die? I don't wanna die-"
"Maria".
The controlled tone of her friend's voice brought her back from the brink of hysteria. She took two deep calming breaths and started praying to God that they made it through this.
Liz was sympathetic to the whimpering around her, they were in a pretty dangerous situation. She was scared and extremely pissed off. She could see her plans for the day going down the drain.
"Do you know how long you're going to be?" she asked.
"Excuse me?" amber eyes asked. The surprise was evident in his tone.
Liz repeated her question.
He cocked his head slightly to the side as if trying to decide if she was serious or joking.
"None of your business sweetie," retorted green eyes. "Just shut up and stay there," he added menacingly.
"I'm fine with that," she told him. "It's just could you be quick about it because I've got things to do."
Maria elbowed her obviously unhinged friend. "Antagonise the men with guns why don't you."
Liz merely shrugged her shoulders before turning her attention back to the pair in front of them. She still needed an answer.
She thought she caught a small smile from amber eyes, but that couldn't be right.
"Don't let her get you man, let's get this done," he told green eyes.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he began pleasantly, "if you sit back and keep quiet, we should all get out of this alive." He cast one more eerily disconcerting look her way before him and green eyes disappeared into the back leaving them with a woman called Tess to watch them.
At least they're about the equal ops, she thought to herself.
She glanced at the other women beside her. "You okay?".
"No," she replied, tears rolling down her cheeks. "I'm scared. I have kids and a husband, I don't want to die."
"You won't if you keep calm," Liz told her softly.
Maria couldn't believe what she was hearing! Liz was talking as if getting held up was an everyday occurrence. She knew that her friend's reaction to events was...different to say the least, but in a situation like this, with guns pointed at them, she had expected her to panic like a normal person instead of leaning back comfortably and swing her feet like she was doing at the moment.
"Liz, seriously, you're calm thing is freaking me out," she told her.
"Maria, we freak out, we could get killed. We need to keep our heads okay?".
Maria nodded, sobered by the seriousness in her friend's eyes. She could do that, she could keep her head. "Okay."
****
Amber eyes, green eyes and three more gun men emerged later from the back. Liz guessed that they were finished with whatever it was they wanted to do.
"We're in," amber eyes told Tess.
"Great job Kane," she congratulated him.
Liz involuntarily gritted her teeth at the way Tess practically pasted herself onto him.
Could she be more obvious? And Kane just ate it up like the easily seduced moron he was!-
She blinked back, surprised at her thoughts. What did she care about what those two did together or where to each other? They were criminals. Liz held her breath as Kane and A.J. aka green eyes, advanced towards them with a gleam in their eyes. She held her breath while they hauled her and Maria up.
"Congratulations motor-mouth, you and your friend here are going to be our escorts," he said jerking her closer to him.
Liz closed her eyes in disgust as he sniffed her hair. She knew that so far she had been somewhat detached from the situation, but this, being handled so roughly and him sniffing her hair...she shuddered, it brought back too many bad memories.
Maria on the other hand, having learnt from her, was more vocally explicit about what A.J. could go do with his hands.
Liz couldn't help but smile. Their lives were in danger, she knew that, yet she couldn't quiet be scared enough to whimper or cry or all the normal things people did in these situations - it just wasn't an option.
Kane felt the brunette smile at her friend's slew of curse words at A.J.
I'm sniffing her hair, he realised suddenly pulling away from her.
He hadn't meant to, he'd just noticed it earlier on when he had bent down to see if she was awake. He had wondered how it felt, what it smelt like.
He got one out of two answered for now - it smelt like strawberries.
Focus on the job, not the collateral, he told himself.
Too much was at stake for him to slip up because of a girl, no matter how refreshingly rebellious she was. He didn't know much about her, but he was pretty sure that that attitude of hers had got her into a lot of trouble before and that it was going to once again.
****
AUTHOR:willowbv
DISCLAIMER: Roswell belongs to J.K and co, I'm just a fan.
RATING: MATURE, because of violence or language
COUPLING: M/L and a little bit of the other CC couples
AN: Hey all, I don't know what possessed me, but I'm starting a new fic. I was at work and incredibly bored and my mind went far far away...
Here's a little SUMMARY of what's what.
There are aliens.
Liz Evans is Liz Parker, why the name change? you'll find out later

Kane (guess who he is?) is 26.
The whole gang are there, just in different roles.
I can't give too much away because, it's that kind of fic, a little different for me, but I thought I'd play with "everything/ everyone one is not as they seem" idea anyway....
1.
The Perfect Day
Shop with Maria for a few hours or so, pick up a dvd on the way home, make a nice dinner while listening to music, have a pampered bath, watch the dvd, read, have a nice relaxing night.
Liz smiled in satisfaction as she went over her plan for the rest of the day. She had been looking forward to today all week. After working late nights for two weeks in the lab, she was ready for a night of doing nothing over-stimulating for her brain.
Maria was waiting for her in front of Rei Anders. If there was one thing Maria was never late for, it was shopping. Even though she had explained the logic, Liz was always fascinated by the fact that Maria bought clothes even though she could make her own. She understood that it was the same thing as being an author and reading books written by other people, yet she still found it strange.
"Hey," she greeted her.
"Hey."
Liz was unprepared for the almost choking hug Maria gave her. Once released, she shook her head in fond amusement. Maria's hugs were always a wonderful surprise, they reminded her of the worst and best time of her life at the same time. It was weird...weird and wonderful.
"Shall we?" she asked jumping up and down excitedly like a child.
Never mind that she's a grown woman and not mention a well respected fashion designer, she mused.
Liz nodded. "Let's spend some money."
****
Liz loved Rei Anders, a designer she would never have found if not for Maria's insistence that she branch out. His clothes varied from outrageous to elegant to sexy and freeing. He was one to visit on a day like today when she wanted to splurge.
And splurge they did. In-fact, they were too busy picking out clothes and talking that they missed the fact that when one of the employees went out back, someone else returned in their place. They missed the store shutters going down and the sign "CLOSED FOR THE REST OF THE DAY DUE TO COMPUTER FAILURE" - put up in the windows. The only time they and other customers noticed that something was wrong, was when some people around them, literally whipped out gas masks and put them on.
"What in the world?", Liz wondered.
The music cut off, leaving the store filled with confused and increasingly hysterical voices. Maria gripped a hold of Liz's hand as the masked girl a few inches away from them pointed a gun in their direction.
Liz felt her heart stop. The world around her faded away, it was only her and the gun. Maria's tightening grip on her hand pulled her out of her trance. Looking around her, she saw other customers all partnered up with masked gun men.
"You've got to be kidding me" she muttered dryly before her world went black.
****
The first thing Liz registered when she regained consciousness, was the fact that she was on the floor, then that her hands were tied.
Nightmares of the last time they were tied forced open her eyes, she was surprised to find herself staring at amazingly familiar amber brown eyes. They penetrated her to a level that left her feeling disconcerted enough to look away.
As her eyes swept the room, she didn't repress the panic she felt. Instead, she let it flow through her till it dissipated. She liked to imagine that it evaporated from the pores of her skin, leaving her calm and alert.
Maria sat to the right of her, another woman - red hair, green fear filled eyes - to her left. From what she could tell, they had somehow been knocked out by some gas through the ventilation or emergency sprinkler system. Their bags were confiscated and then they had tied them up and put the all against the wall.
"Rise and shine," chirped amber eyes.
Liz glowered at him as he stood up to his full length. He was tall, stunningly handsome...with a silencer in his hand.
This is nice, she thought to herself.
She glanced over at Maria to make sure she was okay.
Maria was anything but. He eyes were big pools of panic and fear.
Liz nudged her shoulder in an attempt to comfort her. "It's going to be okay," she told her in a low voice.
Maria looked at her friend as if she was crazy. "Liz. There are people with guns, who've tied us up...we're hostages!", she whispered harshly.
"That you are" agreed amber eyes, interrupting their conversation.
A blond, green-eyed gun-man joined him as he stood in front of them. Liz was weary of him at first sight. Just by looking at them, she knew that amber eyes would be the less dangerous of the two.
"Oh my god," whispered Maria," are we going to die? I don't wanna die-"
"Maria".
The controlled tone of her friend's voice brought her back from the brink of hysteria. She took two deep calming breaths and started praying to God that they made it through this.
Liz was sympathetic to the whimpering around her, they were in a pretty dangerous situation. She was scared and extremely pissed off. She could see her plans for the day going down the drain.
"Do you know how long you're going to be?" she asked.
"Excuse me?" amber eyes asked. The surprise was evident in his tone.
Liz repeated her question.
He cocked his head slightly to the side as if trying to decide if she was serious or joking.
"None of your business sweetie," retorted green eyes. "Just shut up and stay there," he added menacingly.
"I'm fine with that," she told him. "It's just could you be quick about it because I've got things to do."
Maria elbowed her obviously unhinged friend. "Antagonise the men with guns why don't you."
Liz merely shrugged her shoulders before turning her attention back to the pair in front of them. She still needed an answer.
She thought she caught a small smile from amber eyes, but that couldn't be right.
"Don't let her get you man, let's get this done," he told green eyes.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he began pleasantly, "if you sit back and keep quiet, we should all get out of this alive." He cast one more eerily disconcerting look her way before him and green eyes disappeared into the back leaving them with a woman called Tess to watch them.
At least they're about the equal ops, she thought to herself.
She glanced at the other women beside her. "You okay?".
"No," she replied, tears rolling down her cheeks. "I'm scared. I have kids and a husband, I don't want to die."
"You won't if you keep calm," Liz told her softly.
Maria couldn't believe what she was hearing! Liz was talking as if getting held up was an everyday occurrence. She knew that her friend's reaction to events was...different to say the least, but in a situation like this, with guns pointed at them, she had expected her to panic like a normal person instead of leaning back comfortably and swing her feet like she was doing at the moment.
"Liz, seriously, you're calm thing is freaking me out," she told her.
"Maria, we freak out, we could get killed. We need to keep our heads okay?".
Maria nodded, sobered by the seriousness in her friend's eyes. She could do that, she could keep her head. "Okay."
****
Amber eyes, green eyes and three more gun men emerged later from the back. Liz guessed that they were finished with whatever it was they wanted to do.
"We're in," amber eyes told Tess.
"Great job Kane," she congratulated him.
Liz involuntarily gritted her teeth at the way Tess practically pasted herself onto him.
Could she be more obvious? And Kane just ate it up like the easily seduced moron he was!-
She blinked back, surprised at her thoughts. What did she care about what those two did together or where to each other? They were criminals. Liz held her breath as Kane and A.J. aka green eyes, advanced towards them with a gleam in their eyes. She held her breath while they hauled her and Maria up.
"Congratulations motor-mouth, you and your friend here are going to be our escorts," he said jerking her closer to him.
Liz closed her eyes in disgust as he sniffed her hair. She knew that so far she had been somewhat detached from the situation, but this, being handled so roughly and him sniffing her hair...she shuddered, it brought back too many bad memories.
Maria on the other hand, having learnt from her, was more vocally explicit about what A.J. could go do with his hands.
Liz couldn't help but smile. Their lives were in danger, she knew that, yet she couldn't quiet be scared enough to whimper or cry or all the normal things people did in these situations - it just wasn't an option.
Kane felt the brunette smile at her friend's slew of curse words at A.J.
I'm sniffing her hair, he realised suddenly pulling away from her.
He hadn't meant to, he'd just noticed it earlier on when he had bent down to see if she was awake. He had wondered how it felt, what it smelt like.
He got one out of two answered for now - it smelt like strawberries.
Focus on the job, not the collateral, he told himself.
Too much was at stake for him to slip up because of a girl, no matter how refreshingly rebellious she was. He didn't know much about her, but he was pretty sure that that attitude of hers had got her into a lot of trouble before and that it was going to once again.
****