Heaven Comes to Roswell (UC/AU, Mature) COMPLETE

[suicide_eagle_rath]

Thanks Flamehair for the feedback .. hope everyone is enjoying the late night red carpet party...lol


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S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Okay let us try and maneuver our way through the crowd here. Oh my so many young firm asses just waiting to get pinched. Bad S_E_R bad, but so tempting. Okay shaking vision of young naked men out of my head and onto the task at hand finding Rath and rathsbtch, just where are those two.

Hey, there is that hunk Kyle and his date ros39, they do make a handsome couple right folks. Hi there hon. We will be checking up on them later. Oh the band is going to take a break as everyone settles into a table. Looking around the room this is the cream of Roswell writers here, from those in the canon realm to those into slash. It is great to see how they are all getting along together. Let me see where did Lissalou72 go, maybe we can get some information on her husbands’ band “Dive Bomber”. Oh there are some band members. Excuse me have you seen Lissalou72 or her husband.

DIVE BOMBER BAND MEMBER: Yeah they went back stage to rework the amps.

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Oh okay thanks, so let us go back stage. Be careful of the cords on the stairs there Cliff. By the way you all know Cliff our cameraman. Wave hi Cliff. Okay well here we are backstage but no sign of Lissalou72. What Cliff, over there? Okay folks Cliff is motioning me to look over at the side stage, behind those blue curtains that appear to be moving. Well... well.. well... what is going on behind curtain number one, shall we all find out together. Okay you know the routine... ONE ...TWO.. THREE.. SURPRISE.....

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: “Hi there Lissalou72, so this is hubby huh?”

LISSALOU72 FOUNDER OF ROSWELL HEAVEN: S_E_R!

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: What?

LISSALOU72 FOUNDER OF ROSWELL HEAVEN: Well We are...

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Okay it looks like you two are busy as your kids would say “ewww mommy and daddy are kissing”. Enjoy the private time together. By the way, Dive Bomber rocks... YEAH BABY.

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S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Well folks as you can tell things here are just heating up. Okay Cliff careful as on those cords again, so now who say we bother. Lets go say hi to ros39, have not had a chance to talk to her tonight. Hey where did she and Kyle go. Oh no I think more shenanigans are in play here tonight. Now where would Kyle take her, of course the janitor’s closet? Oh my word, no that is way to small, maybe under the stage there is a lot of room there. Okay Cliff off under the stage, it is right through at door to the left. Yup keep going. Okay folks this is the section under the stage, as you can see it is high enough to walk comfortably in...

CLIFF, KUFO CAMERMAN: “OUCH!”

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Oops sorry Cliff guess those over 6 foot may have trouble on some of the pipes. Are you okay?

CLIFF, KUFO CAMERMAN: Sure, sure I do have medical coverage right.”

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Uh yeah sure, it is not deep a needle and thread and you will be good as new. Okay now let us go further into the room. Watch that....

CLIFF, KUFO CAMERMAN: OUCH!!!!!

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: ...pipe. Okay Cliff... Cliff.. he is okay folks he is waving back hi. Giving the room a quick look around, it is hard to see anything with all the junk down here, there must be everything from costumes to Yorick’s skull. Let see as make our way around the furniture here

ROS39, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER: Yes Kyle yes, I have dreamed of this..

KYLE VALENTI: TELEVISION STAR: Oh ros39, you are exquisite... yes baby kiss me again ..

ROS39, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER: Oh Kyle, I want.. I need... Oh damn....

KYLE VALENTI: TELEVISION STAR: Damn I need you ....

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Oh my did you hear that, let us follow the sound. Cliff watch that....

CLIFF, KUFO CAMERMAN: OUCH

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: ..pipe. Oh dear, I am afraid they heard us.

KYLE VALENTI: TELEVISION STAR: What the fuck.

ROS39, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER: Kyle the....

KYLE VALENTI: TELEVISION STAR: OUCH.. (sound of pants ripping)

ROS39, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER: ...chest.. Are you alright?

KYLE VALENTI: TELEVISION STAR: Yeah, just my pride is hurt that is all, and boy does it hurt. Shit .....

ROS39, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER: S_E_R!!!!

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: What! Okay we will leave you alone. Boy people are touchy tonight. Try some ice Kyle that will numb the swelling.

ROS39, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER: S_E_R!!!!

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Okay we are out of here. By the way Cliff...

CLIFF, KUFO CAMERMAN: OUCH! I know the pipe.

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Last Part... thanks to all for reading.. thanks to Flamehair for the feedback .....hope you all enjoyed ..

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S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Well folks the band has started again, guess sucking face time is over. Hey, I just noticed something, where is Dreaming in Purple and Zan. Hey, ohhh I smell another exclusive. Remember our mystery couple in the locked room, I think we can determine who that was, I see the Dupe Rath walking from that direction with a huge smile on his face and a very sexy looking rathsbtch right behind him. Hey Rath come over here.

DUPE RATH, TELEVISION STAR: Hey wha cha want?

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: You seem very please with yourself, been up to anything erotic behind say closed doors.

RATHSBTCH, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER: S_E_R!!!!

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: What!

DUPE RATH, TELEVISION STAR: Well we have been...

RATHSBTCH, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER: RATH!!!

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Okay got the message, pop the laser eyes back in. Really these people are no fun no fun at all. Think we should go outside and checkout the dark corners. Come one Cliff. Boy it is a beautiful evening here in the Southwest, the sky is full of stars, and speaking of stars is not that Zan and Dreaming in Purple making out on that bench. Hi Zan, Yoo Hoo, over here, what are you doing?

ZAN DA MAN TELEVISION STAR: What the... get the fuck out of here.

DREAMING IN PURPLE FAN FICTION WRITER: S_E_R!!!!

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Just wanna know what you two are doing?

DREAMING IN PURPLE FAN FICTION WRITER: S_E_R!!!!

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Yeah Yeah I know .. go away ... Lets go back inside and see what the romantic couples are doing. Once again we see Alex and his date snuggled, oh and there is Zanity1 and his date Liz, they look absolutely breathtaking together. They look so innocent, a breath of fresh air in the world of jaded love. Oh well, enough of that I need sex, I want sex, ... I need to be f... WHAT? What we are on the air .. ooookay.. Hi folks just practicing for a new story, yeah that is it a new story.

CLIFF, KUFO CAMERMAN: yeah sure you need sex to get the hell off our backs,, hot steamy wild lust sex night..

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: W hat did you say

CLIFF, KUFO CAMERMAN: Nothing frog in my throat

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Well Albert that is it here on the floor of the party. The music is still going strong, the action is wild. And this reporter is exhausted. Think I will turn in early. Catch you tomorrow; this has been suicide_eagle_rath live from the A-List party event of the season, back to you Albert.

ALBERT RAINES, KUFO ANCHOR: Thanks there S_E_R, I must say that party is more wild than the MTV awards aftermath. Folks this is an historical day here in Roswell Fan Fiction Land, the opening of the new Roswell Heaven and we have all been a part of it. This has been Albert Raines signing off.


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ZAN DA MAN TELEVISION STAR: Okay door is unlocked are you ready?

DUPE RATH, TELEVISION STAR: Damn yeah

BIXIESANDRA ADIMINSTARTOR OF ROSWELL HEAVEN: Shh everyone .. hey Cliff got that camera ready.

CLIFF, KUFO CAMERMAN: Ready

MAX EVANS TELEVISION STAR: Okay everyone on the count of three as S_E_R says you know the drill.. ONE...TWO...THREE...

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: What the.... hey you guys, get out.

KYLE VALENTI: TELEVISION STAR:You know hte saying S_E_R what goes around comes around as Buddah says the circle of life.

ISABEL EVANS: TELEVISION STAR: No Kyle that is Disney not Buddha on the circle of life, remember Simba.

KYLE VALENTI: TELEVISION STAR: Oh right, well anyways you had this coming

ROS39, ROSWELL FAN FICTION WRITER: Well what are we doing here S_E_R and whom is under those sheets.

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Uh no one, just extra blankets and pillows.

LISSALOU72 FOUNDER OF ROSWELL HEAVEN: I bet this one is Rath of Antar, bingo. Hi there Rath, how do you like Roswell.

ISABEL EVANS: TELEVISION STAR: Rath, how could you, you said you loved me.

RATH OF ANTAR FICTIONAL CHARACTER Oh hi there Vilandra or Isabel or whoever you are today. So are you joining us or what? You look mad what is the problem here.

MAX EVANS TELEVISION STAR: Ah you two lets keep it civilize and no we are not planning to join you.

DREAMING IN PURPLE FAN FICTION WRITER: And who is the second lump belong to. Oh hi there Michael, busy are we.

MICHAEL GUREIN TELEVISION STAR Hi there Dreaming, want to make my dreams purple. Stop the daggers.. geesh just a joke. So are you guys joining us?

ALL TOEGTHER IN UNISON: NO

S_E_R, UNDERCOVER REPORTER: Damn people are going to be pissed .. so what who the hell cares.. I abducted Rath and Michael for a lust fill night of wanton sex and desires, let just say a little probing.. lol



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Nooooo..... Damn alarm had to wake me out of another dream.. shit with Michael and Rath...god I am hopeless.

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<center>Appendix: </center>

These links are the images that the outfits were based off of, however please note the color of the dress may vary or the design.

Link to how Max Evans looked this evening:
http://roswell-thepromise.com/gallery/c ... ason36.jpg

Lissalou72 Links
Dress:
http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/displayi ... 447&pos=39
Necklace: http://www.mbef.org/MBWA/images/Auction ... klace1.jpg

BixieSandra Links
Dress: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/ ... kdress.jpg
Necklace:
http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/2006/ ... nston2.jpg
Shoes on model
http://oscars.about.com/od/fashionbeaut ... elry-7.htm

The tux worn by Zan:
http://www.handbag.com/galleries/galler ... emberID=2/

Dreaming In Purple Links:
Dress:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/3 ... 022745.jpg
Earrings:
http://www.bizrate.com/earrings/oid3507 ... image.html

Ros39 Links
Dress:
http://costume.osu.edu/Exhibitions/Scaasi/scaasi.htm
Clutch:
http://www.bornrich.org/images/r_swarovski_clutch.jpg

The tux worn by Kyle tonight:
shirt
http://www.davidsformalwear.com/LordWes ... Shirt.html
Tux:
http://www.suitsandtux.com/tux.html

Rathsbtch Links
dress
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v498/ ... oliana.jpg
shoes:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006 ... ZZZZZ_.jpg
Necklace:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006 ... ZZZZZ_.jpg

Link to how Dupe Rath looked this evening:
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v498/ ... h=imgAnch1


Zanity1Links
Tux
http://home.comcast.net/~jjdafoe2/Tux1.jpg

Liz how she was outfittef for thr red carpet:
Dress
http://www.simplydresses.com/_cache/vie ... 608fa5.jpg
Necklace
http://www.ajdiscounts.com/primevalue/9 ... oldfar.jpg

Link to how Alex Whitman looked this evening: http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/z/0/8/knkg3b.jpg

Ultimatepickupline LinksDress
http://www.simplydresses.com/dresses/de ... at=dresses
Earrings
http://images.goantiques.com/thumbnails ... 713860.jpg
Sandals
http://www.vivre.com/images/prod_images/b_5r30467.jpg

Isabel Evans Outfit for the gala:
dress
http://www.oscar.com/style/women/2243.html

Maria Deluca, how she looked tonigh:
Dress
http://www.oscar.com/style/women/1515.html
Necklace
http://www.adiamondisforever.com/jewelr ... pop_6.html

Riverdog Linkhttp://black-celebration.net/answers/ri ... s/0469.jpg