Roswellian Sing-A-Long(CC/UC/Adult/Slash) Final 05/14/07

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Roswellian Sing-A-Long(CC/UC/Adult/Slash) Final 05/14/07

Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:02 am

<center>Roswellian Sing A- Long

Your Night: Your Place: Your Time

Image</center>

Title: Roswellian Sing A- Long

Author: suicide_eagle_rath

Rating: UC CC Adult Slash

Disclaimer: The characters belong to Melinda Metz, Jason Katims, WB and UPN. They are not mine and no infringement intended. This includes the songs from which the parodies were made from; no infringement intended just an attempt at humor.

Author’s note: These are intended as a parody not a slam against characters etc. If you are sensitive, don’t read, if you have no sense of humor don't read

That is right folks, songs and more songs: a place where you too can follow the bouncing ball and sing with the words. Pre-warned this is a bring your own bottle party event … the words sound better if you are a little sloshed

Summary: Song and the Parody (will add to this index as the list grows)

Song Set One: song by the “Menage-a-Trois”

“Roswella”
“Shambala” by Three Dog Night

“Jeeper’s Creepers Max’s Peepers”
“Jeeper’s Creeper’s” by Louis Armstrong

“Don’t fear the UC”
“Don’t Fear (the Reaper)” by Blue Oyster Cult

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Song Set Two: song by the “Antarian Alien Nymphets and Pete”
“As the Admins go rollin’ along”
“The Caissons go rolling along”

“Roswellian World”
Banana Republic by Jimmy Buffett

“The UC Shipper: Fuck, Yeah”
“America, Fuck Yeah” by Trey Parker

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SPECIAL SET ONE by the "Roswell Boys"

“Let’s hear it for the Roswell Boys”
“Let's Hear It For the Boy” by Denise Williams

“Roswell Hero”
“Holding Out For a Hero” by Bonnie Tyler

“That’s the way we like it”
“That's The Way I Like It” by KC & The Sunshine Band

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Song Set Three by “Alien Sexual High”

“Yellow Dungeon”
“Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles

“Born to be Alien”
“Born To Be Wild” by Steppenwolf

“What the UC Authors are Writing Again”
“When Johnny comes marching home again”

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Tribute One by “87 ¾% Female”

“Could it be Magikhands”
“Could It Be Magic” by Barry Manilow

“How Deep is Your Talent”
“How Deep Is Your Love” by Bee Gees

“Say Max Say Maria”
“Say You, Say Me” by Lionel Richie

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Song Set Four by “Sex at Midnight”

“Fan Fiction Blitz”
"Ballroom Blitz " by Sweet

"Fiction”
“Fever” by Joe Cocker

"Roswell-a –ville”
“Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffett

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Mother’s Day Special

“I Love Mother” as sung by Max Evans age 8
Sung to "Frère Jacques”

“I Love You Mommy” as sung by Isabel Evans age 8
Sung to "You are my Sunshine"

"Oh Mommy’s Day" buy Liz Parker age 8
Sung to "O' Christmas Tree"

“I Love Mom” as sung by Maria DeLuca age 8
Sung to “Jingle Bells”

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Song Set Five by the Skins

“Antarian Revolution”
“Revolution” by The Beatles

“I've been workin' on the plot holes”
Sung to the tune of “I've been workin' on the railroad”

“Bad Aliens”
“Bad Boys” (Theme from Cops) by Inner Circle

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Song Set Six by the Undecided Ghetto Boys

“Macho Max”
“Macho Man” by The Village People

“Little CC Tess Lies ”
“Little Lies” by Fleetwood Mac

“It's Five O'clock In Roswellian World”
“It's Five O'clock Somewhere” by Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett

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Song Set Seven: by The Magnus of Antar Original Cast Members

“Short Selections from “The Magnus of Antar” Soundtrack”
"The Wizard of Oz” Soundtrack

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Song Set Eight: by I. B. A. Drunk

“Warriors Lament”
Old Irish bar song

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Song Set Nine by the Final Abyss

“Goodbye Blue Marble Earth”
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John

“Ki’var, Zan”
Hello Goodbye by The Beatles

“ Goodbye Ki’var” Goodbye Earl by Dixie Chicks

“ Back to Me”
Here With Me by Dido

CLOSED
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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:11 pm

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the Grand Opening of Kit-Shickers. Thanks for coming all the way out to the desert here to be entertain by your favorite artists.

I am your host “Al”, a recent transplant to the desert southwest, and I will be introducing the song sets to you.

So let the Roswellian Sing-A-long begin.

Our first song set this evening will be preformed by “Menage-a-Trois” So put your hands together and follow the bouncing ball as you Sing-A-Long


Song Set One:

“Roswella”
“Shambala” by Three Dog Night

“Jeeper’s Creepers Max’s Peepers”
“Jeeper’s Creeper’s” by Louis Armstrong

“Don’t fear the UC”
“Don’t Fear (the Reaper)” by Blue Oyster Cult

******************

“Roswella”
(“Shambala” by Three Dog Night)

Writing Maxie loves Liz, writing away holes
Writing fan fiction in Roswella
Writing in Candyland, writing sex scenes, oh my
Writing fan fiction in Roswella

Ros ooh ooh oo oo ooh wella, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ros ooh ooh oo oo ooh wella, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyone is helpful, everyone loves feedback
On the fan fiction road of Roswella
Everyone is writing, everyone is reading
On the fan fiction road of Roswella

Ros ooh ooh oo oo ooh wella, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ros ooh ooh oo oo ooh wella, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Collecting awards in the halls of Roswell Fan Ficition
Shine up your awards in the halls of Roswell fan fiction

I can tell my ship by the glint in their eyes
On the road to Roswella
I can tell my ship by the shock in their eyes
On the road to Roswella

Ros ooh ooh oo oo ooh wella, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ros ooh ooh oo oo ooh wella, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Collecting awards in the halls of Roswell Fan Fiction
(Tell me) How many awards do you have in the halls of Roswella?
Shine up your awards in the halls of Roswell fan fiction
(Tell me) How many awards do you have in the halls of Roswella?

Ros ooh ooh oo oo ooh wella, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ros ooh ooh oo oo ooh wella, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ros ooh ooh oo oo ooh wella, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ros ooh ooh oo oo ooh wella, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ros ooh ooh oo oo ooh wella, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ros ooh ooh oo oo ooh wella, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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“Jeeper’s Creepers Max’s Peepers”
(“Jeeper’s Creeper’s” by Louis Armstrong)

Jeepers, creepers....what color are those peepers
Jeepers, creepers...Max where did you get amorous eyes

Gosh oh, new pics taken....how'd they get so light
Gosh oh, gee oh close-ups....how'd they get that color

Golly gee whiz thesaurus... honey, amber, caramel, whiskey
Woe is to me...fan fiction is hard to please

Jeepers, creepers.... what color are lustful peepers
Jeepers, creepers...Max where did you get wistful eyes

Jeepers, creepers....what color are those enticing peepers
Oh, those weepers....soulful filled eyes
Max where did ya get those colorful peepers
Colored lenses, airbrush, come what’s the technique
Where did ya get them there “blue” eyes
Blue … golly gee whiz gotta me new peepers
Golly gee whiz gotta get me Max’s eyes

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“Don’t fear the UC”
“Don’t Fear (the Reaper)” by Blue Oyster Cult

Oh Roswell UC ships have come
Making themselves at home
Readers fear the UC
We are not the CC, the AA, or the AU (we can be as we want)

Come on over (don't fear the UC)
Read the fics (don't fear the UC)
Try and imagine (don't fear the UC)
Readers we are the UC

La-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la

Sex with two or nine
We are here, not gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity (in UC Max fucks Kyle)
4,000 read us every day (in UC Liz blows Michael)
4,000 read us secretly (redefining fan-fiction)
Another 4,000 coming our way (we can be as we want)

Come on down (don't fear the UC)
Read the fics (don't fear the UC)
Try and imagine (don't fear the UC)
Readers we are the UC

La-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la

Love of two or three
We are here, never gone
Come and read the sadness
It is clear which way the plot goes
Then the twist and turns they happened again
The computer screen flickered and smoked
The closet opened the voice said (don't be afraid of the UC)
Come on read (she feared the UC content)
Then she openly read (feedback the UC)
She looked never looked backwards (she had become the UC)
She liked the change (she awarded the UC)
Come on over (don't fear the UC)

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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:03 pm

Okay it is time to put the kiddies in bed, bump up the sound, kick in the beat.

Time to get down, get dirty, get funky, feel the heat.

That is right you heard it, chug down those shots, stop dancing in your seat.

Get on the tables, put the lampshade on your head, your looking so neat

Put your hands together and give a big hand for “Antarian Alien Nymphets and Pete”



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“As the Admins go rollin’ along”
“The Caissons go rolling along”

Over CC, over UC
We read fan fiction plots
As the Admins go rollin’ along.

In and out, we hear them shout
Warning, wrong place, banner to big
As the Admins go rollin’ along.

Then it's hi! hi! hee!
In the regulations don’t you see
Shout out your ship loud and strong

For where you write
Yes they are always right
As the Admins go rollin’ along.

Over AU over XC
We read the fan fiction plots
As the Admins go rollin’ along.

In and out, hear them shout,
Sig all wrong, title incorrect, get a brain
As the Admins go rollin’ along.

Then it's hi! hi! hee!
In the fan fiction gallery
Shout out your ship loud and strong

For where you write
Yes they are always right
As the Admins go rollin’ along.

That is right
As the Admins go rolling along
Yes they are always right
As the Admins go rolling along.

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“Roswellian World”
Banana Republic by Jimmy Buffett

Going down to Roswellian World
Got to find a site, another Banana Republic
Got to read some fan fiction
Hoping to read some porn, oops fan fiction

Some of them go for CC
Called by the lure of soul mate destiny
Trying to find true romance
From the mess that was the plot

Some of them are UC lovers
Daring to tread where none my go
Some are running from polar to slash
Some are running from the FBI

And late at night you find them online
In chat rooms far and wide
Writing the words while the stars dance over their heads

Spending hours in writing classes
On a bottle of aspirin & a cherry coke
Writing, the words, change characters to fit the mood
A melody that rhymes or sucks a time or two

First you learns the rules of the board
Soon a word of Roswellian or two
You wear a false mask to protect yourself
For none can trust anyone on line anymore

Expatriated Roswellians they feel so alone
Telling themselves the same lies, the story was mine
They want to come back to their home
Down to the Roswellian World, take care
Where dreams are made and dreams are crushed

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“The UC Shipper: Fuck, Yeah”
“America, Fuck Yeah” by Trey Parker

Roswell
Shipper
Unconventional
UC… Fuck, Yeah!
Coming to save Roswellian World
UC… Fuck, Yeah!
Writers answer the call save Roswell from boring
UC… Fuck, Yeah!
Fan fiction at it’s very best, UC it is
UC… Fuck, Yeah!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls
Let write some porn.. oops stories … fan fiction at its best
It is a dream we all share, but the UC has the guts to write it

UC… Fuck, Yeah!

Peanut M&M: Fuck Yeah, Fuck Yeah, Fuck Yeah Oh Yeah
Awakened Dreamer: Fuck, Yeah!
In Crowder: Oh Yeah, Fuck, Yeah!
Panty Brigade: Fuck, Yeah!
Ground Zero: Oh Yeah, Fuck, Yeah!
Spur Fuck: Yeah!
Polar Oh Yeah: Fuck, Yeah!
Cliffhanger: Fuck Yeah, Fuck Yeah, Fuck Yeah Oh Yeah Oh Yeah

Roswell UC
Oh Yeah, Fuck, Yeah!

BBQ M&Ms: Fuck Yeah, Fuck Yeah, Fuck Yeah Oh Yeah Oh Yeah
Grounded Soul: Fuck, Yeah!
Streetwalker: Fuck, Yeah! Oh, Yeah!
Sleeper: Fuck, Yeah!
Intruder: Fuck, Yeah! Oh, Yeah!
Rebel: Fuck, Yeah!
Thug: Fuck, Yeah! Oh, Yeah!
Snickers: Fuck, Yeah!
DreamPole Nuts: Fuck, Yeah! Oh, Yeah!
Pusher: Fuck, Yeah!
Desert Dwellers: Fuck Yeah, Fuck Yeah, Fuck Yeah Oh Yeah Oh Yeah

UC Shippers
Fuck Yeah, Fuck Yeah

Rough and Tumble: Fuck Yeah
Past Indiscretion Fuck, Weird .. oops Yeah
Shipwrecker: Fuck Yeah
Diddler Fuck, Weirder .. oops Yeah
Lanewalker: Fuck Yeah
Patriot: Fuck figures… oops Yeah
Urban Cowboys: Fuck Yeah
Viper: Fuck the bastard…oops Yeah
Ground Control: Fuck Yeah
Family Ties: Fuck, NO! oops Yeah

Displaced Dreamers
Fuck Yeah, Fuck Yeah

Protector of Destiny
Oh Yeah, Fuck, Yeah!

Oh Yeah, Fuck, Yeah!
FUCK

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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Tue May 02, 2006 1:53 pm

<center>TONIGHT LADIES ONLY </center>

Hey Ladies!

It is your turn to party! You have worked hard all week, catering to your bosses, boyfriends, husbands and kids. Time for you to sit back and be catered to. Time for you to be pampered with a little innocent fun.

So ladies start whooping and hollering, time to clap those hands, time to rock to the beat. That is right we bring to you by special request a limited engagement, tonight only the tantalizing moves, the enticing bumps and grinds. That is right I am talking about the male stripping expertise of the “Roswell Boys”

Ladies give it up for MAX, MICHAEL, and KYLE



“Let’s hear it for the Roswell Boys”
“Let's Hear It For the Boy” by Denise Williams

My Max, he don't talk much
He got those soulful eyes
But he loves me, loves me, loves me
I know that he LOVES me

Michael is the bad boy
But I don't really mind
Hair long or short cuz he is mine
He makes you wanna shout

Let's hear it for “Roswell Boys”
Oh, let's kiss “Roswell Boys” long
Got to have the Roswell Boys
You understand right?
They are truly hunks divine
They are what Roswell the show
Let's hear it for “Roswell Boys”

Kyle is my sports hero
He has got it so very fine
When he hold me oh so tight
I just wanna be there all night

They are “Roswell Boys”
That's all right by me
Cuz they do it so well ooohh
Makes me wanna yell:

Let's hear it for “Roswell Boys”
Oh, let's kiss “Roswell Boys” long
Got to have the Roswell Boys
You understand right?
They are truly hunks divine
They are what Roswell the show
Let's hear it for “Roswell Boys”

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Remember Ladies, you can touch all you want…. but wait till the end of the show… that includes you there in the red silk blouse, I saw you feeling Max up and down… come on up the music…. Brings us our HEROS

“Roswell Hero”
“Holding Out For a Hero” by Bonnie Tyler

Where have our Roswell heroes gone?
Where are our chisel statues of old?
Where is our street-wise Michael?
Max and Kyle we call for.

Our knights who brave the fiery dragon
Late at night I toss and turn, sex dreams
Of what I need

I need a Roswell Hero
I am holding onto my hero ‘till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta to last the night
I need a Roswell Hero
I need him in the morning light
He's gotta be alien
His bod has got to be hard
And he's got be built larger than life

Larger than life !!

Sometime after midnight
In my sexual fantasy
I just reach out and feel him
Reaching back for me
Holding me loving me in those steel arms
It has got to be Max, Michael, or Kyle to sweep me off my feet

I need a Roswell Hero
I am holding onto my hero ‘till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta to last the night
I need a Roswell Hero
I need him in the morning light
He's gotta be alien
His bod has got to be hard
And he's got be built larger than life

I need a Roswell Hero
I am holding onto my hero ‘till the end of the night

Up in the heavens where their Antar shines
They are here to liven up the place
Our Roswellian heroes of night’s fame
Caressing me

Through all the episodes, good and bad
Though the laughter and pain
I can feel their essence
Like the fire in my soul

Like the fire in my soul
Like the fire in my soul
Like the fire in my soul

I need a Roswell Hero
I am holding onto my hero ‘till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta to last the night
I need a Roswell Hero
I need him in the morning light
He's gotta be alien
His bod has got to be hard
And he's got be built larger than life

Oh Yesssss

I need a Roswell Hero
I am holding onto my hero ‘till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta to last the night
I need a Roswell Hero
I need him in the morning light
He's gotta be alien
His bod has got to be hard
And he's got be built larger than life

I need a Roswell Hero
I am holding onto my hero ‘till the end of the night
ooohooohooohoooh
ooohooohooohoooh

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That is right …. These luscious pieces they are my heroes every day and night…but now Ladies lets bring the light down low, get ready for touchy feely … get ready to get down … get ready for a night of romance … hell get ready for a night of SEX … that’s the way we like it UH HUH… UH HUH

“That’s the way we like it”
“That's The Way I Like It” by KC & The Sunshine Band

Oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Take Max by the hand
Let Micahael be your loving man
Let Kyle give you all his love
All three will do their very best

Oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Max wants to take you in his arms
In the night, air us all alone
When Micahel gets you in his bed
Orgasm from Kyle, not once but times three

Oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.

That is all for tonight Ladies … enjoy your sexual fantasy … be it here on stage or in your beds tonight … let the good times roll…………………..
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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Fri May 05, 2006 1:18 am

Authors Note: My apologies in the above song set I somehow picked up the working copy of “That’s the way we like it” instead of the finished piece. The corrected verses are now in place.

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Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen back to Kit-Shickers.

It is a great evening here in the desert southwest.

Time for summer to begin, time for heat, time to sizzle, time for some good old rock and roll.

Tonight’s songs will be performed than by none other than that acclaimed group known far and wired throughout the galaxies, put your hands together and lets give a big hand for “Alien Sexual High”


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Song Set Three by “Alien Sexual High”

“Yellow Dungeon”
“Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles

“Born to be Alien”
“Born To Be Wild” by Steppenwolf

What the UC Authors are Writing Again
When Johnny comes marching home again

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“Yellow Dungeon”
“Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles

In Roswell where they were hatched
Came a beauty who sailed the sky
And she told us of her life,
In the faraway land of Antar

So we sailed off to the stars
A baby was on the way
We now live beneath the Palace
In our yellow dungeon

We all live in a yellow dungeon
Yellow dungeon, yellow dungeon,
We all live in a yellow dungeon
Yellow dungeon, yellow dungeon

And our friends we left behind
Amidst tears, Tess lied
Mind warped oh my

We all live in a yellow dungeon
Yellow dungeon, yellow dungeon,
We all live in a yellow dungeon
Yellow dungeon, yellow dungeon

We live a life of slavery
Every one of us has to agree
Tess by far was an evil bitch
In our yellow dungeon

We all live in a yellow dungeon
Yellow dungeon, yellow dungeon,
We all live in a yellow dungeon
Yellow dungeon, yellow dungeon

We all live in a yellow dungeon
Yellow dungeon, yellow dungeon,
We all live in a yellow dungeon
Yellow dungeon, yellow dungeon

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“Born to be Alien”
“Born To Be Wild” by Steppenwolf

Get the van a running
Head out for the highway
Looking for the FBI
Whatever comes our way, RUN

Yeah I was King as it happened
Took my world from under me
Let Kivar and his whole freakin’ race
Explode into space

Fear and sleepless nights
Heavy Metallica thundering
Blaring through the air
Shaking the van down under

Yeah Kivar is what happened
Killed our fuckin’ asses
Take the fucker’s face
Let it explode into space

Like a true outer space child
We were born, born to be alien
Alien culmination is so high
I never want down

Born to be Alien

Born to be Alien

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“What the UC Authors are Writing Again”
“When Johnny comes marching home again”

The UC authors are busy writing again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We will give them a hearty read then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will fuck the girls will cheer
Some will blush some will swoon
Read and reread it is a must
The UC authors are busy writing again

Ring the bells let out a squeals of delight
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Feedback our authors, love they need
Hurrah! Hurrah!
All the boys and girls will agree
That they ship their own way
And we'll all feel gay (gay?)
The UC authors are busy writing again

Get ready for the fiction
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Give hero sex three times three,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
From safe UC to the risqué
All ratings, from teen to adult they do appear
Come on out and play
The UC authors are busy writing again

Let love show forth on the day
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Cherish the treasure of the UC
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Let each one perform some part
To fill and gladden the reader’s heart
And we'll all feel richer
The UC authors are busy writing again

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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Sat May 06, 2006 7:31 pm

<center>Special Tribute Night </center>

Welcome!!!

We bring to you tonight the first of many tributes dedicated to our great UC writers and of course the wonderful feedbackers and readers.

So clap those hands, tap your feet, and give these writers a standing ovation.

But be forewarned, for all those who enter or write on the UC forum you could be spotlighted in the next tribute.

Lets hear it for the band “87 ¾% Female”


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Tribute One by “87 ¾% Female”

“Could it be Magikhands”
“Could It Be Magic” by Barry Manilow

“How Deep is Your Talent”
“How Deep Is Your Love” by Bee Gees

“Say Max Say Maria”
“Say You, Say Me” by Lionel Richie

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“Could it be Magikhands”
“Could It Be Magic” by Barry Manilow

Muse moves over you like a glove
Words coming forth from your mind
Sweet verses, the UC of all time
Answer to all my dreams, let me read

Readers you know, read, read, reread your work
Let me read the wonders of your works
Write more! Now! Now! Now!
So be fast.
Could this be Magikhands
More please.

Magik take us deep into the plot
Where the story thickens, you draw us in
I can read you
Build your fictional world for us
We will never leave you till your done

Readers you know, read, read, reread your work
Let me read the wonders of your works
Write more! Now! Now! Oh Now!
So be fast.
Could this be Magikhands
Need more.

Come on read! Come on read!
Let me read the wonders of your works
Could this be Magikhands

Readers you know, read, read, reread your work
Let me read the wonders of your works
All of your words
Write more! Now! Now! Now!
More they plead.
Could this be Magikhands

Readers you know, read, read, reread your work
Let me read the wonders of your works
We want it now
Write more! Now! Now! Now!
More they plead.
Could this be Magikhands
So be fast.

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“How Deep is Your Talent”
“How Deep Is Your Love” by Bee Gees

I read when I rise in the morning
I laugh even when it is pouring rain
From the moment you wander in
To the Roswell fan fiction forum

When you spout verses of old, the nights of glee
Keep me in your embrace with your words of grace
It is the readers who want to know

How deep is your talent?
How deep is your talent?
How deep is your talent?
I really want to know

'Cause we're living in a world of words
Writing stories of pure imagination
The writers of the UC

We believe in the UC

The UC master words so dear
You are a light in the dark literary recesses
The UC heroes of fan fiction valor

Stories of that stretch and unleash the mind
When you write I really want to know
It is the readers who want to know

How deep is your talent?
How deep is your talent?
How deep is your talent?
I really want to recommend

'Cause we're living in a world of dreams
Taking us to worlds, we only dreamt about
The writers of the UC

la la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la la

When visions of comedy shine through
Keep me laughing through the week
It is the readers who want to know

How deep is your talent?
How deep is your talent?
How deep is your talent?
I really want to follow

'Cause we're living in a world of teens
Thoughts we all love to read, antics that be
You belong here in the UC

la la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la la

How deep is your talent?
How deep is your talent?
I really want to read

'Cause we're living in a world of Roswell
Great tales of th eopod squad are birthed
The writers of the UC

How deep is your talent?
How deep is your talent?
I really want to learn


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“Say Max Say Maria”
“Say You, Say Me” by Lionel Richie

Say Max, say Maria; say it in the UC
That's the way it should had been
Say Maria, say Jesse; say UC together
It had to be

She had a dream of Kyle and the two
Making love all the time, years that were divine
They played Czechoslovakian Roulette
And from behind walls the cries of ecstasy out

Say Jim, say Maria; say it for the UC
That's the way it should had been
Say Michael, say Tess; say UC together
It had to be

Say it is gnrkrystle … naturally

Read as we go down the UC list
Seems the hardest thing to do is to choose
Writing onwards she creates plots
That gives us all dreams, erotic fun
Someone to write the words for show

Say Kyle, say Rath; say it for UC
That's the way it should be
Say Maria, say Jesse; say UC together
It had to be

Say it is gnrkrystle … naturally


Try the unconventional - Oh yes
That's right read on – she shocks you so
It time to start reading - Oh yes
Come read the UC: They Are all shinning Stars

Say Max, say Isabel; say it for UC
That's the way it should be
Say Maria, say Zan; say UC together
It had to be

Say it is gnrkrystle … naturally


Thanks for coming tonight…. Look for the next Tribute Night to see who will be the center of attention… our shining stars… will it be a writer…..or a feedbacker…. Or one of the many mysterious lurkers out there….. you never know …………….
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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Thu May 11, 2006 2:43 pm

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen

Great to see you all back at Kit-Shickers.

It is getting hot here in the southwest, the mercury almost hit that century mark…

so lets heat up our song fest with a great band that will give your fantasies, stimulate the brain, get the blood flowing, non other than “Sex at Midnight”


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Song Set Four by “Sex at Midnight”

“Fan Fiction Blitz”
Ballroom Blitz by Sweet

“Fiction”
“Fever” by Joe Cocker

“Roswell-a –ville”
“Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffett

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“Fan Fiction Blitz”
“Ballroom Blitz” by Sweet

Are you ready, Max? Aha.
Michael? Yeah!
Isabel? OK.
Alright, aliens, let's go!

Oh it is getting so hard
Writing the things, you have done, aha
Oh dream walking reveals sexual forms
Writing down all that my mind sees
Oh, I write of Max becoming Zan
As a matter of fact he is with Maria or Tess
And lets us not forget Liz in the corner we wrote
'Cause we write, she's the passionate one

Oh, yeah, it is great writing, everybody is writing
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the FBI at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a Fan Fiction Blitz
And Kyle at the side exclaimed
“Buddha beware”, it'll turn into a Fan Fiction Blitz
Fan Fiction Blitz, Fan Fiction Blitz, Fan Fiction Blitz
Fan Fiction Blitz

I'm writing out for someone
Wanting to touch Max is all I want to do
Oh I softly coo the words
Then you appear as if from outer space aha
Now Michael’s pissed off
Is ready to crack as he raises his hand to the sky
And Tess in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
She could kill you with a blink of her eyes

Oh yeah, it was expositive, so frightfully blinding
And the aliens started leaving ‘cause they freaking

Refrain

Oh yeah, it was the writing everybody was sexing
And the words were so explicit, they all started moving

Refrain

It's it's a Fan Fiction Blitz, it's it's a Fan Fiction Blitz
It's it's a Fan Fiction Blitz, yeah, it's a Fan Fiction Blitz

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“Fiction”

“Fever” by Joe Cocker

You give me fiction
In the morning
You give me fiction
In the evening
Fiction as I read through the night

Never knew how much I could read
Never knew how many positions there were
When your couples hold each other tight
I get a feeling down deep inside

You give me fiction
You give me fiction
When Isabel kisses Kyle
Fiction you make me read all night
You give me fiction
Fiction
In the morning
Fiction all through the night

Your Fiction lights up daytime
Fan Fiction calls through the night
I get visions of sweet dreams
When I know you treat my ship right

You give me fiction
You give me fiction
When Maria kisses Max
Fiction to hold me through the night
You give me fiction
Fiction
In the morning
Fiction all through the night

Every Ship
Every Ship
Gives you fiction
Fiction we all love we all know
Something we all crave
UC Fiction is
Such a brave thing
Fiction, Roswell and desire
Fiction with fire

Never knew two people could do that
Never Isabel and Kyle were so good
When Rath gives us a view of Ria
I get fiction that is so hot

You give me fiction
When Michael kisses Liz
Fiction to dream all through the night
You give me fiction
Oh I'm on fire
Fiction to read all the night
Dreaming all the night
You give me fiction
I'm burning up
Fiction I read all night
Your give me dreams in the daytime
You give me fiction
Fiction
Ah when you write
You give me fiction
I get this feeling of joy so hard to bear
Fiction reading all through the night
You give me fiction
Fiction
Fiction
You give me fiction
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“Roswell-a –ville”
Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett

Sipping on my Alien Blast
Watching the sun set in “Roswell-a –ville”
All of the words are covered in ink
Keyboard sticks, pm’s do blink
Kicked back in the chair
Smelling the frijoles frittata a baking away

Wasting away in the “Roswell-a –ville”
Searching for the lost fan fiction stories of old
Died hard fans claim it is Tess to blame
But I know it is the FBI’s fault

Never knew the reason
It is all in the three seasons
Nothing to show but all the plot holes
It is a real shame
Hot bods and music
How it got axed, I haven’t a clue

Wasting away in the “Roswell-a –ville” again
Searching for the lost fan fiction stories of new
Died hard fans claim that Tess is to blame
Now I think it could be Nasedo’s fault too

I blew my monitor out
Stepped on the mouse
Threw the coke at the screen
There is conflict in “Roswell-a –ville”
Factions exist, anger is on the rise
Hang in there, frozen refreshment on the way

Wasting away in the “Roswell-a –ville” again
Searching for the lost fan fiction stories of repost
Died hard fans claim that Tess is to blame
Damn I know maybe it is Kivar’s fault

Died hard fans claim that Tess is to blame
Damn I know now it is Jesse’s fault
Wasting away in the “Roswell-a –ville”

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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Sat May 13, 2006 5:16 pm

Mother’s Day Tribute

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to Our Mother’s Day Special

We here Kit-Shickers have been able to track down some long forgotten songs that were sung by Max, Isabel, Liz, and Maria when they were but small children.

Hope you enjoy these short little ditties in remembrance of their moms.


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Mother’s Day Special

“I Love Mother” as sung by Max Evans age 8
Sung to "Frère Jacques”

“I Love You Mommy” as sung by Isabel Evans age 8
Sung to "You are my Sunshine"

"Oh Mommy’s Day" buy Liz Parker age 8
Sung to "O' Christmas Tree"

“I Love Mom” as sung by Maria DeLuca age 8
Sung to “Jingle Bells”


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“I Love Mother” as sung by Max Evans age 8
Sung to: "Frère Jacques”

I love Mother, I love Mother.
Yes I do, yes, I do.
And I know that you love me
Happy Mother's Day!
I love you, I love you!

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“I Love You Mommy” as sung by Isabel Evans age 8
Sung to "You are my Sunshine"

I love you Mommy
My loving Mommy
You make me happy
Everyday
I want to tell you
How much I really love you.
I am so glad
You are my Mommy today.

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"Oh Mommy’s Day" buy Liz Parker age 8
Sung to "O' Christmas Tree"

Oh Mommy’s Day Oh Mommy’s Day
Oh how I love you, everyday...

Oh Mommy’s Day Oh Mommy’s Day
Oh, how I love you everyday...

You give me love and kisses
You give me hugs and cookies

Oh Mommy’s Day Oh Mommy’s Day
Oh how I love you Mom

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“I Love Mom” as sung by Maria DeLuca age 8
Sung to “Jingle Bells”

I love Mom, Mom loves me
I love my Mommy all the day

Cookies and pies she loves to make

Hugs and Kisses, Kisses and Hugs
I get all day long

I love Mom, Mom loves me
I love my Mommy all the day

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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Fri May 19, 2006 4:30 pm

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen

We here Kit-Shickers are proud to have you here with us tonight. The sky is clear, the stars are out, time to reflect, remember those who caused our aliens friends to come to reside here in the desert southwest. So put your hands together and lets hear it for the nefarious, the infamous, the ever-changing “Skins”.


Song Set Five by the Skins

“Antarian Revolution”
“Revolution” by The Beatles

“I've been workin' on the plot holes”
Sung to the tune of “I've been workin' on the railroad”

“Bad Aliens”
“Bad Boys” (Theme from Cops) by Inner Circle


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“Antarian Revolution”
“Revolution” by The Beatles

You say you want a revolution
Now we know
Kivar wants to rule the world

You tell me that’s for better
Now we know
Kivar wants to own the world

You caused Antar’s destruction
Don't you know you can count Rath right in?
Don't you know he will make it all right?

Now we know
Antar ’ll be all right Ohh yes
Now we know
Antar ’ll be all right Ohh yes

You claimed you were the solution
We all know different now
Ki'var set motion to his plan

Blood flows throught the concret
We know different
Kivar is getting what he can

Now we know
Antar ’ll be all right Ohh yes
Now we know
Antar ’ll be all right Ohh yes

Nicholas a second evil as mere teen
Don't you know you that Zan will win?
Don't you know it's gonna be alright?

Now we know
Antar ’ll be all right Ohh yes
Now we know
Antar ’ll be all right Ohh yes

You say you will change the monarchy
Now we know
Kivar just wants Zan’s head

You say change the current scene
Now we know
You instilled fear, yes there is more

Streets everywhere bodies stacked high
Ki'var you made Antar a bloody sight
Don't you know.. know it's gonna be alright

Now we know
Antar ’ll be all right Ohh yes
Now we know
Antar ’ll be all right Ohh yes

Antar ’ll be all right Ohh noooooo


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“I've been workin' on the plot holes”
Sung to the tune of “I've been workin' on the railroad”

I've been workin' on the plot holes
All through the night
I've been workin' on the plot holes
Just to try and make some sense
Don't you hear Katims screaming?
He rises up so early in the morn
Don't you hear the people shouting?
“What the hell, more holes?”

WB won't you show
WB won't you show
WB won't you show season 3?
UPN won't you show
UPN won't you show
UPN won't you show season 4?

Someone's rewriting the story
Someone's rewriting the story, I know.
Someone's rewriting the story
Clicking on the old PC

Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o.
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o-o-o-o.
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o.

Clicking on the old PC

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“Bad Aliens”
“Bad Boys” (Theme from Cops) by Inner Circle

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha want, watcha want
Whatcha gonna do
When Zan and Rath come for you
Tell me
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
Yeah yeah

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Zan comes for you

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Rath comes for you

A second lost to his fate
Nicholas you have bad traits
You and Kivar so cool
But did not follow the rules
So Zan is pissed
Rath’s fucking mad
When they come for you
You will pay the price

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Zan comes for you

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Rath comes for you

You killed that one
You killed this one
You killed the Antarian mothers
You killed the Antarian fathers
You killed the Antarian brothers
You killed the Antarian sisters
You killed this one and that
You killed me

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Zan comes for you

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Rath comes for you

Zan, he will break ‘ur frickin’ neck
Rath, he will break ‘ur frickin’ neck
Warriors, they will break ‘ur frickin’ neck
Even your children would break ‘ur frickin’ neck
Hey hey

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Zan comes for you

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Rath comes for you

Ki’var you are so mean, cruel
You are no human being
Evil was your mother, death your father
Revolutions come and they go
I know something you don’t know
Hey hey hey
You won’t be around much longer

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Zan comes for you

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Rath comes for you

(You're too evil, you're too cruel)
(You're too evil, you're too cruel)

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Zan comes for you

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Rath comes for you

You killed that one
You killed this one
You killed the Antarian mothers
You killed the Antarian fathers
You killed the Antarian brothers
You killed the Antarian sisters
You killed this one and that
You killed me

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Zan comes for you

Bad Aliens Bad Aliens
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Rath comes for you

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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Mon May 29, 2006 10:57 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen

Welcome back to Kit-Shickers …

This is the last song set for a while… Kit-Shickers will be a hiatus for how long management is not sure, maybe a day, a week, a month, a year, maybe never to return. Management is undecided at this moment to continue or seek reorganization or sell out.

Since these songs have been updated rather frequently, the management thought the public ought to be informed. For those of you who have supported this selection, management is eternally grateful for the feedback. Thanks, it really meant a lot to Al and the gang.

Hope you enjoy this weeks selection from “Undecided Ghetto Boys”


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Song Set Six by the Undecided Ghetto Boys

“Macho Max”
“Macho Man” by The Village People

“Little CC Tess Lies ”
“Little Lies” by Fleetwood Mac

“It's Five O'clock In Roswellian World”
“It's Five O'clock Somewhere” by Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett

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“Macho Man” by The Village People
“Macho Max”

Body...wanna feel Max’s body?
Body...thrill to Max’s body
Body...wanna touch Max’s body?
Body...it is never enough Max’s body
Check iout Max’s body, body.
Don't you love Max’s body, body.
talkin' bout Max’s body, body,
check out Max’s body

Every man wants to be a macho macho Max
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, Macho Max (Macho Max)
I've got to be, a Macho Max
Macho, Macho Max
I've got to be a Macho Max!!!!!

Macho, Macho Max
I've got to be, a Macho Max
Macho, Macho Max (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a Macho Max!!!

Body, its so hot, Max’s body,
Body, love to lick Max’s body,
Body, love to kiss Max’s body,
Body, tease you with Max’s body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore Max’s body,
Body, made by machine, Max’s body,
Body, wanna feel Max’s body

You can tell a Macho Max, sexy eyes
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, Macho Max
I've got to be, a Macho Max
Macho, Macho Max
I've got to be a Macho Max! (all right)

Macho, Macho Max (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a Macho Max
Macho, Macho Max
I've got to be a Macho Max! All Right!

Macho Max …Fuck yeah!!!!

Body, body, body wanna feel Max’s body,
Fuck yes
Body, body, body gonna thrill to Max’s body,
Fuck yes
Body, body, body don't stop Max’s body,
Fuck yes
Body, body, body hot hot Max’s body,
Fuck yes

Every man ought to be a Macho, Macho Max
To live a life of freedom, Machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength of an alien culmination orgasm
Yes, he is a Macho Max, looking his best
Macho Max is a special on earth or Antar

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, Macho Max (Macho Max)
I've got to be, a Macho Max
Macho, Macho Max
I've got to be a Macho Max! (love the chest)

Macho, Macho Max (see the sculpted abs)
I've got to be, a Macho Max
Macho, Macho Max
I've got to be a Macho Max! (The broad shoulders)

Macho, Macho Max (check the muscles!)
I've got to be, a Macho Max
Macho, Macho Max
I've got to be a Macho Max!

Macho, Macho Max
I've got to be, a Macho Max
Macho, Macho Max
I've got to be a Macho Max! HEY!


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“Little CC Tess Lies ”
“Little Lies” by Fleetwood Mac

If I could turn back time
In Roswell, I would set back an episode or two
Close my, close my, close my eyes

The granolith was your ticket home
I believed the lies, the sweet little Tess lies
Tell me, tell me, tell me CC Tess lies

Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little CC lies
(Tell me, tell me, tell me CC Tess lies)
Tess tried to mind warp us all
(you can’t disguise, no you can’t disguise)
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little CC lies

I am forced to make plans
Understand there is a reason why I must go
Close your, close your, close your eyes

But I do not love her like you
It is for the child that I must leave
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies

Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little CC lies
(Tell me, tell me, tell me CC Tess lies)
Tess tried to mind warp us all
(you can’t disguise, no you can’t disguise)
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little CC lies

If I could turn back time, those eyes
Alex would come back to us, alive
Close my, close my, close my eyes

But I lost my way, damn the CC Tess lies
Please understand why I did it
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies

Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little CC lies
(Tell me, tell me, tell me CC Tess lies)
Tess tried to mind warp us all
(you can’t disguise, no you can’t disguise)

Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little CC lies
(Tell me, tell me, tell me CC Tess lies)
Tess tried to mind warp us all
(you can’t disguise, no you can’t disguise)
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little CC lies

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“It's Five O'clock In Roswellian World”
“It's Five O'clock Somewhere” by Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett

The heat is on and fan fiction is movin slow
And so am I
The writing just sits staring like a dead fish
No internal bliss

I not getting paid and this is getting old
The feedback sucks, no one cares
I like to call them all something
Instead I will call it a day

Time to pour me something tall and cool
Make it an ice tea oh hell make it a brew
It is only half past the second page
I don’t care now who fucks who

It is time for lunch, make it a liquid one
This may take half the night
Tomorrow hell I am going to pay
Nasty feedback and pm’s but that is all right

I ain’t had a day off for quite a while
Updates are needed, fans go wild
Gotta chat
Email and pm all the while

Time to pour me something tall and cool
Make it an ice tea oh hell make it a brew
It is only half past the second page
I don’t care now who fucks who

I could polish off my plot
Write my self into a stew
Make to page 22

I am low enough
Can’t help but wonder
What would Max and Michael do?

Michael
Funny you should ask
Me and Max want to mix it up
But Maria and Liz drive us insane
Chopping on our butts

Max and Michael together
Time to pour me something tall and cool
Make it an ice tea oh hell make it a brew
It is only half past the second page
We don’t care now who fucks who

Max
He don't care... I don't care
We don’t care now who fucks who

Michael
What time zone is it there?
What country are you in?

Max
Who the hell are you talking to?

Michael
The fans out there, those reading us

Max
You are crazy

Michael
I heard that

Max
You are talking to the air

Michael
I have seen you checking out those words

Max
Okay I have been in the Roswellian World a few times

Michael
See I knew it.

Max
Got to make sure they get my eye color right

Michael
Well where is this little parody gonna get put… CC, UC, AU, UA, XO, ABC, XYZ, where oh where does this go

Max
Hell if I know

Michael
I can solve this problem, let’s go fuck and make this slash

Max
Sounds good

Michael
Let's get out of here

Max
I'm gone

Michael
Yeah to my bed…

OMG
It’s 5 O’Clock

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