Title: Miss Lizzy's Secret
Author: BeccaBehr
Disclaimer: I own nothing, sadly!
Summary: Miss Lizzy's Secret is about to be discovered. No aliens. ADULT
Liz was quiet and studious. Shy and timid, she never said a word and never raised her voice if she wanted to speak. People had no idea she existed, well except one...
Max Evans was her lab partner and had been all through school, he'd always been attracted to her and wished he had the courage to do something.
Michael and Isabel knew of his feelings toward her and Michael said he was pining for Miss Lizzy. Isabel called her a bible bashing virgin.
Max watched Liz walk off down the hall craddling her books and he jumped when Michael slapped him on the back
"I've got to get your mind off her! This is ridiculous! You know she's never going to be into you like that, she's married to the books" he said
"Tonight you and I are going out to a club The Blue Lady. I got invited by some of the guys on the team, I guess wrestling has it's privileges especially when you win! Ha ha!" he laughed to himself "Picking you up at eight and you are going. Wear something nice" he said before walking off.
Max didnt really want to go anywhere except where Liz was. He was almost as shy as her and the idea of going to a club seemed really bad.
After school he headed to the Crashdown to unwind, Liz was there in her cute little alien uniform with the anntenae. Man what he would give to have her in his room with nothing but those anntenae on!
"Um what can I get you?" asked Liz barely audible
"Cherry Cola. Look some friends and I are going to a club tonight, do you want to come with us?"
"Oh I dont know. I have to go to bed by ten" she whispered "What club is it?"
"The Blue Lady" her eyes widened and she began coughing loudly. Maria Deluca came over and patted her on the back
"Did you mention the word jumping?" she asked Max "Honestly Liz jumping isnt a dirty word! I dont know why you get so worked up over it!"
"I have to go" she whispered after finally stopping coughing
"You know she likes you" she told Max
"What?"
"I'm just telling you for later. I've heard you're going to the Blue Lady"
"Yeah what's that got to do with Liz?"
"You've never seen the Blue Lady have you?"
"No"
"She's the owner of the Club and she only comes out when the moon is full. I've seen her, in fact I know her very well"
"You do? Is she pretty"
"You'll find out. I think she'll be making an appearance there tonight" she winked and disappeared. She sounded worth it.
Max left without ordering and went home to change. He got dressed up in his finest clothes and when he emerged from his bedroom Isabel raised an eyebrow
"Where are you going?"
"With Michael and some friends to the Blue Lady"
"You know that's a strip club" his eyes widened
"He never said it was! I thought it was just some club!" snapped Max and he heard a honked horn. He walked out and glared at Michael
"You never told me it was a strip club!" he snapepd
"How else could I get your mind off things. Get in" he ordered and Max did and crossed his arms.
"I know why you're going tonight. The Blue Lady is supposed to make and appearance"
"What?" gasped Kyle from the back "You mean the Blue Lady is actually going to appear man that's a rare thing! How did you know?"
"Maria Deluca told me. She said she knows the Blue Lady"
"No way!"
"Well we'll find out when we get there!" they zoomed through the desert towards their destination.
It was packed when they got there and when they approached the door the bouncer moved the velvet rope to the side
"Are you the Guerin party?"
"Yep we are why? Arent we allowed in?"
"No you're special guests. It seems The Blue Lady herself wants you as VIPs. It's really an honour!" said the bouncing as he let them in.
The moved through the smoky loud blue tinted room and saw a dance floor and a stage with a big hole in the centre. There was a counter off to the right and booths to the left.
"Well I thought it'd be different" groaned Max as they headed through the crowds to watch the dancers on the stage. They were wearing blue clothes and had their hair seperated in several bunches all over their heads they were hot but not enough to distract Max. They danced a while then when the clock struck ten the dancers stopped and a loud drum roll reverberated through the club. The dancers bowed on their knees as the lasers went on and the lights cut out. A platform began to rise and someone was on it with their back facing the crowds.
"Look! Omg that's the Blue Lady!" gasped Kyle as the platform came to a standstill. In the dim light they watched the figure raise to her feet. She was wearing a sarong and a blue bra and her skin had been painted completely blue. There wasnt a normal coloured patch on her. Even her hair was dark blue. She turned round and the back up dancers jumped up. She had dark blue dust goggles on and she threw her arms up
"LET THE PARTY BEGIN!" she howled and everyone began dancing to the loud music that echoed through the speakers. Special sprinklers came down and Vodka came streaming out of them covering practically everything! Suds came out of holes in the side and people began moving around. The Blue Lady walked down the steps and headed straight for Max.
Max saw her for the first time as gasped as she helped him up onto the stage. It was like a ritual that she chose a guy from the audience but this one had held her heart for a long long time.
She pulled him back onto the platform and it began to sink deep into the stage.
TBC...
Miss Lizzy's Secret - AU - ADULT{COMPLETE}
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Part Two
Title: Miss Lizzy's Secret
Author: BeccaBehr
Disclaimer: I own nothing, sadly!
Summary: Max left his brains at home!
She pushed me down on the bed and stood up with a smug smirk
"I'm guessin you've never been wiv a girl eh Maxy?" her voiced sounded familar but it had a Spanish tone to it
"No I..." I stuttered "Waiting for the one"
"Well this one shall wait. Because for tonight you're mine!" she crawled back on the bed straddling him. He got hard immediately
"Are you going to take off those dust goggles?"
"Are you going to take off your eyes?" she asked rather gross
"Are you an alien?"
"Are you?" she laughed deep in her throat
"What are you going to do to me" she reached over and opened a wooden box. Took out a pill
"My family made this, every generation made this to give to their one. There's been other Blue Ladies before me and they gave this to their one, you're my one Maxy. At least for tonight anyway" she pressed it agianst his tongue and it melted.
***
The Sheriff slowed down when he saw several pairs of feet near a fence. He got out and saw Michael, Max and Kyle lying side by side fast asleep. Max had blue kisses on his cheeks off lipstick. He sighed and called in to the station to get their parents there. He woke the boys up and drove back into town.
***
Max sat there as his parents and his sister looked disapprovingly at them.
"Max what were you thinking?"
"Michael..."
"Hey dont look at me bro. I only took you there. You went willingly into the Blue Ladies den and came out well and truly..."
"Okay Michael we get the idea" interupted Diane
"Max you're grounded for a month for this. Michael is not allowed to come round and you are to go to school and behave yourself. I'm very disappointed in you son. Now go home and take a shower then get off to school" Max nodded and stood up.
He had the worst headache of his life! He stood in the shower trying to keep his balance. He finally got out and got dressed, he tried to remember last night but it was all a big blur of blue.
"Mom says I have to drive you to school. While you're grounded I get the jeep" bounced Isabel as he had breakfast. He ate a slice of toast before feeling queasy.
School was almost a blur, some of the guys cheered him on but he felt like a squiggle. Everything was blurred and it must have still been that pill.
He gasped when he saw Liz Parker walking down the hall hiding her face with her books. She spotted him and seemed to come alive
"Morning... Maxy" she whispered and then things went into focus. That name rang out. He turned and watched her go, no it couldnt have been. It must have just been a coincidence. He shook his head and went to class.
His mind couldnt stay focussed on things, all he could think about was the Blue Lady. She drove him wild, she was naked under that Sarong and it could have fell off at any time when she was on stage.
She was even blue down there... she showed him so much pleasure. They were at it all night. She finally let him go back up on the platform leaving her down in her private room under the stage. There were cheers as he walked down the steps and joined his friends.
"Mr Evans are we distracting you from your life?" he turned and looked at Mr Seligman
"Oh err sorry sir"
"Well we can't all be taken down by the Blue Lady"
"You heard about that?"
"Everyone heard about that. My son was at that party" Max just sank further into his seat "So enlighten us O taken one!" he sneered "Do you know who the Blue Lady is?"
"No I dont" he said honestly
"They never do"
"Maria Deluca does"
"That is real hot!" said Michael glancing at Maria who was blushing bright red.
"I've never went down in her den but I do know her" she confessed "There's been so many and I know all of them. Most of you know two of them"
"I think we should leave this before we get carried away with ourselves"
"Who is it Maria?" demanded Pam Troy "Everyone wants to know!"
"I am not nor ever going to tell unless she says it's okay" she clammed up. Damn talk about a loyal friend! Maria seemed to be deep in thought Max wondered what was going through her mind and how did she know the Blue Lady?
After class everyone seemed to be watching Maria. She panicked and ran to one of her friends Tess. She looked really upset and Tess seemed even worse for wear! Tess! Tess must have been the Blue Lady.
It spread like wild fire and she had to go home, Maria just had a smug smile on her face.
"That was evil what you did to Tess" said Liz
"I was complaining about the homework" replied Maria "They'll never know it's you"
"I spent the night with Max. He has no idea"
"So he finally wandered into your club"
"And I nailed him"
"You're lucky. It only took him what? Two years since you owned it"
"It feels kinda strange. I mean my dad and my grand dad lost their virginity in that bed"
"I know. You told me when you got the place remember. How you mom had been given it by Grandma Claudia and it had been in the family longer than the Cafe!"
"Do you think Max will ever remember?"
"I dont know. That pill made him forget, only the lucky remember"
"I just wish he would. I mean I want to nail him again"
"Is there an underlining meaning in that?"
"Well there's nothing like being tied down!" they both laughed. Out of the corner of her eye Liz saw Max and Michael come out onto the quad
"Well there he is" Liz looked at her watch
"If he doesnt remember in the next half an hour then he never will"
"And that's one of the reasons why you shouldnt have text books at home"
"But it's true. My life could rest on this moment"
"And what about the club. It's never closed down, could you really give it up and raise a family"
"I could never give it up. For that one night it gave me what I really wanted"
"And if you never got it again. You're the last line in the Parker family, what happens if you dont produce a girl?"
"Then it goes to my cousins. They wouldnt understand though, they know but they wouldnt truly understand. It's a tradition in our family and it's like a weird mother to daughter ritual" Max looked up and her breath stopped in her throat. He looked away and in that moment her heart broke.
"Maria..." she gasped "I'm going to the club. I... I have to go!"
"Liz!" she called after her friend as she ran away. Max just watched her go. He stood up and got the keys off Isabel
"Max you can't cut school"
"I have to do this" he begged "This is for my life, there is nothing more I've wanted please" he was almost crying. She handed him the keys and he took off after his one his only.
TBC...
Author: BeccaBehr
Disclaimer: I own nothing, sadly!
Summary: Max left his brains at home!
She pushed me down on the bed and stood up with a smug smirk
"I'm guessin you've never been wiv a girl eh Maxy?" her voiced sounded familar but it had a Spanish tone to it
"No I..." I stuttered "Waiting for the one"
"Well this one shall wait. Because for tonight you're mine!" she crawled back on the bed straddling him. He got hard immediately
"Are you going to take off those dust goggles?"
"Are you going to take off your eyes?" she asked rather gross
"Are you an alien?"
"Are you?" she laughed deep in her throat
"What are you going to do to me" she reached over and opened a wooden box. Took out a pill
"My family made this, every generation made this to give to their one. There's been other Blue Ladies before me and they gave this to their one, you're my one Maxy. At least for tonight anyway" she pressed it agianst his tongue and it melted.
***
The Sheriff slowed down when he saw several pairs of feet near a fence. He got out and saw Michael, Max and Kyle lying side by side fast asleep. Max had blue kisses on his cheeks off lipstick. He sighed and called in to the station to get their parents there. He woke the boys up and drove back into town.
***
Max sat there as his parents and his sister looked disapprovingly at them.
"Max what were you thinking?"
"Michael..."
"Hey dont look at me bro. I only took you there. You went willingly into the Blue Ladies den and came out well and truly..."
"Okay Michael we get the idea" interupted Diane
"Max you're grounded for a month for this. Michael is not allowed to come round and you are to go to school and behave yourself. I'm very disappointed in you son. Now go home and take a shower then get off to school" Max nodded and stood up.
He had the worst headache of his life! He stood in the shower trying to keep his balance. He finally got out and got dressed, he tried to remember last night but it was all a big blur of blue.
"Mom says I have to drive you to school. While you're grounded I get the jeep" bounced Isabel as he had breakfast. He ate a slice of toast before feeling queasy.
School was almost a blur, some of the guys cheered him on but he felt like a squiggle. Everything was blurred and it must have still been that pill.
He gasped when he saw Liz Parker walking down the hall hiding her face with her books. She spotted him and seemed to come alive
"Morning... Maxy" she whispered and then things went into focus. That name rang out. He turned and watched her go, no it couldnt have been. It must have just been a coincidence. He shook his head and went to class.
His mind couldnt stay focussed on things, all he could think about was the Blue Lady. She drove him wild, she was naked under that Sarong and it could have fell off at any time when she was on stage.
She was even blue down there... she showed him so much pleasure. They were at it all night. She finally let him go back up on the platform leaving her down in her private room under the stage. There were cheers as he walked down the steps and joined his friends.
"Mr Evans are we distracting you from your life?" he turned and looked at Mr Seligman
"Oh err sorry sir"
"Well we can't all be taken down by the Blue Lady"
"You heard about that?"
"Everyone heard about that. My son was at that party" Max just sank further into his seat "So enlighten us O taken one!" he sneered "Do you know who the Blue Lady is?"
"No I dont" he said honestly
"They never do"
"Maria Deluca does"
"That is real hot!" said Michael glancing at Maria who was blushing bright red.
"I've never went down in her den but I do know her" she confessed "There's been so many and I know all of them. Most of you know two of them"
"I think we should leave this before we get carried away with ourselves"
"Who is it Maria?" demanded Pam Troy "Everyone wants to know!"
"I am not nor ever going to tell unless she says it's okay" she clammed up. Damn talk about a loyal friend! Maria seemed to be deep in thought Max wondered what was going through her mind and how did she know the Blue Lady?
After class everyone seemed to be watching Maria. She panicked and ran to one of her friends Tess. She looked really upset and Tess seemed even worse for wear! Tess! Tess must have been the Blue Lady.
It spread like wild fire and she had to go home, Maria just had a smug smile on her face.
"That was evil what you did to Tess" said Liz
"I was complaining about the homework" replied Maria "They'll never know it's you"
"I spent the night with Max. He has no idea"
"So he finally wandered into your club"
"And I nailed him"
"You're lucky. It only took him what? Two years since you owned it"
"It feels kinda strange. I mean my dad and my grand dad lost their virginity in that bed"
"I know. You told me when you got the place remember. How you mom had been given it by Grandma Claudia and it had been in the family longer than the Cafe!"
"Do you think Max will ever remember?"
"I dont know. That pill made him forget, only the lucky remember"
"I just wish he would. I mean I want to nail him again"
"Is there an underlining meaning in that?"
"Well there's nothing like being tied down!" they both laughed. Out of the corner of her eye Liz saw Max and Michael come out onto the quad
"Well there he is" Liz looked at her watch
"If he doesnt remember in the next half an hour then he never will"
"And that's one of the reasons why you shouldnt have text books at home"
"But it's true. My life could rest on this moment"
"And what about the club. It's never closed down, could you really give it up and raise a family"
"I could never give it up. For that one night it gave me what I really wanted"
"And if you never got it again. You're the last line in the Parker family, what happens if you dont produce a girl?"
"Then it goes to my cousins. They wouldnt understand though, they know but they wouldnt truly understand. It's a tradition in our family and it's like a weird mother to daughter ritual" Max looked up and her breath stopped in her throat. He looked away and in that moment her heart broke.
"Maria..." she gasped "I'm going to the club. I... I have to go!"
"Liz!" she called after her friend as she ran away. Max just watched her go. He stood up and got the keys off Isabel
"Max you can't cut school"
"I have to do this" he begged "This is for my life, there is nothing more I've wanted please" he was almost crying. She handed him the keys and he took off after his one his only.
TBC...
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Part Three
Title: Miss Lizzy's Secret
Author: BeccaBehr
Disclaimer: I own nothing, sadly!
Summary: Is it a guy thing or are you just naturally stupid?
Liz was sat at the bar crying. She didnt have books around her, she looked out of place sitting at the empty bar surrounded by icons of alcohol.
"Liz?"
"Yeah?"
"I wanted to make sure you were okay"
"Why?"
"I thought you heard about the Blue Lady...
"Max I..." she began interupting him
"... I'm surprised it was Tess" but he finished
"Tess?"
"Yeah I mean blue is Tess's favourite colour and I should have guessed!"
"Do you love her?"
"She's going to be my first and that night was the most amazing night of my life" Liz blushed
"Do you love her?"
"I... Yes I'm in love with the Blue Lady" Liz looked away
"I understand, I know how Superman feels now" she said
"Huh?"
"Never mind"
"Okay how did you get in this place? Do you have a key or something? Are you one of the dancers?"
"No Max I'm not. I dont work here, I just wanted to be here"
"This isnt really a place for you"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well you're so perfect and good and this doesnt seem like a place for a hard working girl like you"
"I'm not leaving. You go back before you get in trouble, I dont care. I'm sick of school"
"I never thought I'd hear you say that" he smiled. His smile broke her heart because his heart would never belong to her.
"Jerry!" she called out "Jerry!" the bouncer came out of a back room
"Yes Miss Lizzy?"
"Would you escort Mr Evans off the premises" she said before climbing up onto the stage and jumping down into the little den to cry.
Max just got shoved out of the building by Jerry and didnt see Liz go to the little den.
"Hey! Let go amme" demanded Max "Why did Liz order you about?" he ignored Max and gave an extra shove and he landed on his face eating desert.
He drove back to school feeling moot that things hadnt worked out the way he'd wanted. But now he knew who the Blue Lady was and he was definitely going to do something about it. When she came back into school he would go out with her. Yet something kept nagging at his heart
"Mr Evans" said the Principal "Nice of you to join us, you're about forty five minutes late. Three martini lunch?" she joked
"No mam"
"Go fill out a tardy slip. I'll be talking to your parents after school, this is really unlike you Max, first the strip club now cutting classes? I hope we're not loosing you to the same fate of your friend Michael"
"No I hope not too" he agreed and went in to the office. He filled out a slip and went to class. His teacher gave him hell but he sat down in his seat next to Maria and she glared at him. She knew exactly where he'd been.
Liz didnt show up and Maria was beginning to get worried, after class she pulled him aside
"Where's Liz?" she demanded
"At the Blue Lady" he told her
"Do you know?" she gasped her eyes widening
"Yes"
"Did she tell you?" she whispered rather shocked that Liz would give up her secret so easily. She must really love him.
"No I figured it out"
"The pill"
"You know about that?"
"What are you kidding, I have a seperate supply of them. Sometimes I make them, it gives the taker twelve hours to remember but after that he or she forgets the main desire unless he remembers in that time. It's a weird thing and her grandmother made it, it took her ages and it hasnt got any of that chemical crap. It's all made out of herbs and a 100% natural"
"Wow Tess's grandmother must have been really smart"
"Wait what? Tess?" she looked confused "Argh shit, excuse me" she pulled out her phone and ran off down the hall fast. Max just stood there looking more confused than she was.
Maria pulled the Jetta into a private parking space and the cue was already beginning to pick up. People from Albuerquerque coming for a show, some rich cats who knew about the place too. Jerry was working the door
"Hey Jez" said Maria as she stopped by the door
"Hey Maz" he replied he unhooked the rope and let her through. She went straight through the bustle of the waiters and waitresses. She waved at Carl at the bar and he knew Liz had been down there since she'd got to the club. Carl reached into the fridge and pulled out Rocky Roads with a spoon taped to the lid. He tossed it to Maria and saluted her hoping it did the trick.
Maria walked up onto the stage and knelt down knocking on the platform, she must have raised it to keep people out.
"Chica open up it's me" Maria sat down cross legged on the platform and put the tub down in front of her as it began to sink. She saw Liz's silk sheets and she had loads of tissues around her.
"Hey girl I found out"
"How did you..."
"Hey it's me. I always find out, he thought it was Tess didnt he?"
"He called me perfect and good and hard working and I didnt belong in a place like this!"
"Oh honey. I thought he knew the truth because I asked him where you were and he said here so I thought he'd know. I asked him and he said yes, he said about the Blue Lady and I told him about the pill. I would have never known he was talking about you until I said about Grandma Claudia making the pill and he said Tess's grandmother must have been smart. He still thinks she's the Blue Lady"
"Please... please would you help me do something?"
"What anything? You know I'd help you"
"Help me officially close down this place"
"What? I thought you loved the club"
"It's too painful, I can't do this anymore. All I wanted was him and now I dont know what I want. I've waited a long time for him to walk through my doors and when he did he wanted someone else. I guess she was the "One" he was waiting for"
"I'm so sorry Liz"
"I'm not. Give me that tub" she pulled the icecream away from Maria and tucked in.
"Listen Liz I have an idea" said Maria with a small smile
"What?"
"Well tonight..."
The place was even more packed, the posters had been put out. They were always there for a special party and tonight was certainly special.
TBC...
Author: BeccaBehr
Disclaimer: I own nothing, sadly!
Summary: Is it a guy thing or are you just naturally stupid?
Liz was sat at the bar crying. She didnt have books around her, she looked out of place sitting at the empty bar surrounded by icons of alcohol.
"Liz?"
"Yeah?"
"I wanted to make sure you were okay"
"Why?"
"I thought you heard about the Blue Lady...
"Max I..." she began interupting him
"... I'm surprised it was Tess" but he finished
"Tess?"
"Yeah I mean blue is Tess's favourite colour and I should have guessed!"
"Do you love her?"
"She's going to be my first and that night was the most amazing night of my life" Liz blushed
"Do you love her?"
"I... Yes I'm in love with the Blue Lady" Liz looked away
"I understand, I know how Superman feels now" she said
"Huh?"
"Never mind"
"Okay how did you get in this place? Do you have a key or something? Are you one of the dancers?"
"No Max I'm not. I dont work here, I just wanted to be here"
"This isnt really a place for you"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well you're so perfect and good and this doesnt seem like a place for a hard working girl like you"
"I'm not leaving. You go back before you get in trouble, I dont care. I'm sick of school"
"I never thought I'd hear you say that" he smiled. His smile broke her heart because his heart would never belong to her.
"Jerry!" she called out "Jerry!" the bouncer came out of a back room
"Yes Miss Lizzy?"
"Would you escort Mr Evans off the premises" she said before climbing up onto the stage and jumping down into the little den to cry.
Max just got shoved out of the building by Jerry and didnt see Liz go to the little den.
"Hey! Let go amme" demanded Max "Why did Liz order you about?" he ignored Max and gave an extra shove and he landed on his face eating desert.
He drove back to school feeling moot that things hadnt worked out the way he'd wanted. But now he knew who the Blue Lady was and he was definitely going to do something about it. When she came back into school he would go out with her. Yet something kept nagging at his heart
"Mr Evans" said the Principal "Nice of you to join us, you're about forty five minutes late. Three martini lunch?" she joked
"No mam"
"Go fill out a tardy slip. I'll be talking to your parents after school, this is really unlike you Max, first the strip club now cutting classes? I hope we're not loosing you to the same fate of your friend Michael"
"No I hope not too" he agreed and went in to the office. He filled out a slip and went to class. His teacher gave him hell but he sat down in his seat next to Maria and she glared at him. She knew exactly where he'd been.
Liz didnt show up and Maria was beginning to get worried, after class she pulled him aside
"Where's Liz?" she demanded
"At the Blue Lady" he told her
"Do you know?" she gasped her eyes widening
"Yes"
"Did she tell you?" she whispered rather shocked that Liz would give up her secret so easily. She must really love him.
"No I figured it out"
"The pill"
"You know about that?"
"What are you kidding, I have a seperate supply of them. Sometimes I make them, it gives the taker twelve hours to remember but after that he or she forgets the main desire unless he remembers in that time. It's a weird thing and her grandmother made it, it took her ages and it hasnt got any of that chemical crap. It's all made out of herbs and a 100% natural"
"Wow Tess's grandmother must have been really smart"
"Wait what? Tess?" she looked confused "Argh shit, excuse me" she pulled out her phone and ran off down the hall fast. Max just stood there looking more confused than she was.
Maria pulled the Jetta into a private parking space and the cue was already beginning to pick up. People from Albuerquerque coming for a show, some rich cats who knew about the place too. Jerry was working the door
"Hey Jez" said Maria as she stopped by the door
"Hey Maz" he replied he unhooked the rope and let her through. She went straight through the bustle of the waiters and waitresses. She waved at Carl at the bar and he knew Liz had been down there since she'd got to the club. Carl reached into the fridge and pulled out Rocky Roads with a spoon taped to the lid. He tossed it to Maria and saluted her hoping it did the trick.
Maria walked up onto the stage and knelt down knocking on the platform, she must have raised it to keep people out.
"Chica open up it's me" Maria sat down cross legged on the platform and put the tub down in front of her as it began to sink. She saw Liz's silk sheets and she had loads of tissues around her.
"Hey girl I found out"
"How did you..."
"Hey it's me. I always find out, he thought it was Tess didnt he?"
"He called me perfect and good and hard working and I didnt belong in a place like this!"
"Oh honey. I thought he knew the truth because I asked him where you were and he said here so I thought he'd know. I asked him and he said yes, he said about the Blue Lady and I told him about the pill. I would have never known he was talking about you until I said about Grandma Claudia making the pill and he said Tess's grandmother must have been smart. He still thinks she's the Blue Lady"
"Please... please would you help me do something?"
"What anything? You know I'd help you"
"Help me officially close down this place"
"What? I thought you loved the club"
"It's too painful, I can't do this anymore. All I wanted was him and now I dont know what I want. I've waited a long time for him to walk through my doors and when he did he wanted someone else. I guess she was the "One" he was waiting for"
"I'm so sorry Liz"
"I'm not. Give me that tub" she pulled the icecream away from Maria and tucked in.
"Listen Liz I have an idea" said Maria with a small smile
"What?"
"Well tonight..."
The place was even more packed, the posters had been put out. They were always there for a special party and tonight was certainly special.
TBC...
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Part Four
Title: Miss Lizzy's Secret
Author: BeccaBehr
Disclaimer: I own nothing, sadly!
Summary: Two places at once.
A note: There has been other Blue Ladies before Liz. The Club was passed down from her Grandmother to her mom then onto her. Each of them painted themselves blue and did this once a night thing. Oh and the hairstyle is similar to Niobe in the Matrix.
"Why are you bringing me here? This is a strip club, where hookers dance" whined Tess
"There are no hookers here!" snapped Maria rather coldly "This place isnt like this"
"They're going to think we're lesbians!"
"Oh come on everyone knows you've screwed half the team"
"Well that's beside the point. Why dont you bring Liz to this thing?"
"Liz is already here" smirked Maria as she walked through the crowds. Jez was walking towards them, he'd just got off and Tommy was now watching the door.
"Maz!" he shouted and she jumped and laughed
"Jez!" she grinned and got pulled into a bear hug
"How ya doing Lil' Lady?"
"Fine fine this is Tess a friend off ours"
"Well any friend to Maz and the Miss is a friend off ours" he shook her hand kissed Maria's cheek and disappeared off into the crowd.
"Who was that?"
"The bouncer, sometimes when the club is empty we play poker on the stage"
"No kidding, I want to be invited round... ooh look over there!" gasped Tess
"What?" said Maria putting on her greatest act. She had Alex fix up a sound record from her answer machine. He fixed it so it said "Hi it's Tess Max are you coming out tonight?" it had been hard going but he was here.
"It's Max! Right over there by the stage!" Maria held onto her just at the right time. She waited a couple of minutes for the clock to reach Ten the she let her go. Tess worked her way through the crowd and wrapped her arms around him
"Tess shouldnt you be up there?"
"What?" the music cut out and the platform began to rise with the Blue Lady on it. This time her hair was like the dancers and she was covered head to foot in blue. Max nearly had a heartattack. How could Tess but up there and down here at the same time?
Blue Lady paused for a moment looking round then she smirked when she saw Max with Tess. Maria's plan had worked.
"Well tonight... we get Tess and Max there. He'll see that she isnt the real Blue Lady and this could be a last night if you really want to close the club. I'll get Alex to record some answer machine messages off Tess when she called me and we'll fix it and get Max here"
"I dont know"
"Are you going to sit there with your melting icecream or are we going to get you the man?"
"Well the ice cream is chocolate..."
Liz raised herself onto her tip toes and yelled as loud as she could through the music.
"I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE!" the were a few gasps "TESS HARDING IS NOT THE BLUE LADY!" there were even more and louder shocked gasps.
"LET THE PARTY BEGIN" she yelled and the special sprinklers went on and the suds came out and the music picked up. Liz walked down the stage were Max was waiting and she held out a hand and he took it. Some people helped him up on stage and Tess tried to pull him back down. Max would follow her anywhere blindly. The platform began slowly sink back down and into the little den with the silk sheets.
Max just sat down on them and Liz remained standing. She took off her dust goggles and wiped away some tears
"I've always kept this secret..." she said quietly. Her eyes weren't painted because it was dangerous to have that stuff so close to her eyes hence the dust goggles.
"Liz?" gasped Max "You? You're the Blue Lady?"
"Yes. I got the club two years ago when I was sixteen, I knew nothing about it but my mom had been working if since she was sixteen. She gave up when she was twenty because she married dad and now eighteen years later here I am doing the same thing"
"Your grandma did it as well didnt she?"
"She bought the club but I never found out if she did or not. We dont know for sure oh and she sheets are changed and washed every night"
"Why are you telling me?"
"For two years I've waited. Every night I'd wait for you to come in so I would pick you. I've never chosen anyone before not like this, sometimes I just shake my ass and send them back up but not you. I've wanted you from the moment I met you"
"Then why didnt you just tell me?"
"Outside these walls I'm a book worm and a teachers pet. If they really found out what I did I would be labelled a slut. They dont understand what's inside of me, they dont understand why I do this"
"Why do you do this?"
"Because I can. I can fool them in the easiest possible way and for that brief time each night they adore and worship me. They dont even know my name back out there"
"I knew you"
"Yeah but have you ever looked my way? Hung out with me after school, our friends taking us to movies and shit. This place let's me be free"
"Maybe you should tell everyone"
"Yeah like that would help"
"You can't deny who you really are without..."
"Without what?"
"Hurting yourself. You've been waiting for me to come into this place for two years. What if I never came in? What if you missed your chance and I married Tess or Pam?"
"I... I"
"I will be here for you. If you decide to be open about it I will be waiting to support you. I'm your friend, I'll do anything to make you happy?"
"Just a friend? If I recall correctly according to you I gave you the best night of your life"
"Well I... Um"
"Max?"
"Yeah"
"Dont bullshit me. If you want me to be honest then be honest your self"
"You are the one I've been waiting for"
"Me? But I thought..." she gestured back out to the crowd where Tess was
"No it's always been you. I've never loved anyone as much as I do you"
"You love me?" her heart caught in her throat
"Of course I do. Your the only one for me Liz, you're my dream girl"
"You're just saying that because you're drunk" she made an excuse
"Liz I dont drink, I can't stand the stuff. When I got here I went straight to the stage to wait for you. You because I love you"
"Say it again" she said in near tears
"I love you Liz Parker. I always have"
"I love you too Max" she put her arms around him and instead of her doing all the work they worked together and made love all night.
Maria sat on Liz's bed and watched her best friend fluff her hair out and apply her favourite lip gloss
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"I'm positive"
"What if he was using you?"
"Then I'll kill him for playing my emotions like that. Jerry taught me how to kill a man with a spoon after he got out of prison so I guess I'd take him out in the canteen" she checked her purple blouse with short sleeves looked okay. She had a black leather skirt on and her simple heels she wore from time to time.
"How do I look?"
"Well if I was gay I'd do you" said Maria with a nod
"Thanks I guess. Come on I want to get out of here, I'm relaly nervous about coming out"
"It's a clever thing that you left some blue in your hair, those streaks look fantastic. Maybe we could get some red or green for me?"
"Maybe" she said as they went down the stairs. She picked up her backpack and her mom came in from the kitchen and dropped her plate
"LIZ! Oh honey you finally decided to be yourself!" she smiled and hugged her daughter "It's about time, I'm so proud of you"
"Thanks mom" she smiled and grabbed her keys and they both went out to the Jetta.
"God I'm nervous and I'm not you"
"Why are you nervous?"
"Because if this screws up then I'll have to make you feel better and I dont think there's enough icecream and chocolate sauce and strawberries in the world to make that happen"
"Maria?"
"Yeah?"
"Happy thoughts please!" Maria just laughed and nodded
"Ok" she started the engine and they drove to school. It was just starting to get busy. Liz got out and swung her back pack on her shoulder and Maria got out
"Are you ready?"
"No" she went to turn and run in the opposite direction but Maria stopped her
"Liz think about it. You get up on stage half naked covered in blue paint and you're nervous about going to school in fashionable clothing?"
"That's fashionable slutty clothing..."
"No look what Stacey Scheinin is wearing is slutty I mean it's squeaky plasticated leather not the fancy sophisticated stuff you're wearing"
"Okay" she resigned and turned and walked up the steps and into school. Max was waiting by his locker and when he saw her appear time slowed down. She looked amazing, he had to admit she was the only girl who looked fantastic both with and without clothes.
"Liz" he breathed when she walked through the hall towards him getting looks off everyone
"Do I look okay"
"You look amazing" he whispered his eyes running over her. She took his hand and linked fingers with him and at the moment she couldnt care less. She didnt care is her legs were hairy and she had scales as long as he was holding her hand she could do anything.
The End
Author: BeccaBehr
Disclaimer: I own nothing, sadly!
Summary: Two places at once.
A note: There has been other Blue Ladies before Liz. The Club was passed down from her Grandmother to her mom then onto her. Each of them painted themselves blue and did this once a night thing. Oh and the hairstyle is similar to Niobe in the Matrix.
"Why are you bringing me here? This is a strip club, where hookers dance" whined Tess
"There are no hookers here!" snapped Maria rather coldly "This place isnt like this"
"They're going to think we're lesbians!"
"Oh come on everyone knows you've screwed half the team"
"Well that's beside the point. Why dont you bring Liz to this thing?"
"Liz is already here" smirked Maria as she walked through the crowds. Jez was walking towards them, he'd just got off and Tommy was now watching the door.
"Maz!" he shouted and she jumped and laughed
"Jez!" she grinned and got pulled into a bear hug
"How ya doing Lil' Lady?"
"Fine fine this is Tess a friend off ours"
"Well any friend to Maz and the Miss is a friend off ours" he shook her hand kissed Maria's cheek and disappeared off into the crowd.
"Who was that?"
"The bouncer, sometimes when the club is empty we play poker on the stage"
"No kidding, I want to be invited round... ooh look over there!" gasped Tess
"What?" said Maria putting on her greatest act. She had Alex fix up a sound record from her answer machine. He fixed it so it said "Hi it's Tess Max are you coming out tonight?" it had been hard going but he was here.
"It's Max! Right over there by the stage!" Maria held onto her just at the right time. She waited a couple of minutes for the clock to reach Ten the she let her go. Tess worked her way through the crowd and wrapped her arms around him
"Tess shouldnt you be up there?"
"What?" the music cut out and the platform began to rise with the Blue Lady on it. This time her hair was like the dancers and she was covered head to foot in blue. Max nearly had a heartattack. How could Tess but up there and down here at the same time?
Blue Lady paused for a moment looking round then she smirked when she saw Max with Tess. Maria's plan had worked.
"Well tonight... we get Tess and Max there. He'll see that she isnt the real Blue Lady and this could be a last night if you really want to close the club. I'll get Alex to record some answer machine messages off Tess when she called me and we'll fix it and get Max here"
"I dont know"
"Are you going to sit there with your melting icecream or are we going to get you the man?"
"Well the ice cream is chocolate..."
Liz raised herself onto her tip toes and yelled as loud as she could through the music.
"I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE!" the were a few gasps "TESS HARDING IS NOT THE BLUE LADY!" there were even more and louder shocked gasps.
"LET THE PARTY BEGIN" she yelled and the special sprinklers went on and the suds came out and the music picked up. Liz walked down the stage were Max was waiting and she held out a hand and he took it. Some people helped him up on stage and Tess tried to pull him back down. Max would follow her anywhere blindly. The platform began slowly sink back down and into the little den with the silk sheets.
Max just sat down on them and Liz remained standing. She took off her dust goggles and wiped away some tears
"I've always kept this secret..." she said quietly. Her eyes weren't painted because it was dangerous to have that stuff so close to her eyes hence the dust goggles.
"Liz?" gasped Max "You? You're the Blue Lady?"
"Yes. I got the club two years ago when I was sixteen, I knew nothing about it but my mom had been working if since she was sixteen. She gave up when she was twenty because she married dad and now eighteen years later here I am doing the same thing"
"Your grandma did it as well didnt she?"
"She bought the club but I never found out if she did or not. We dont know for sure oh and she sheets are changed and washed every night"
"Why are you telling me?"
"For two years I've waited. Every night I'd wait for you to come in so I would pick you. I've never chosen anyone before not like this, sometimes I just shake my ass and send them back up but not you. I've wanted you from the moment I met you"
"Then why didnt you just tell me?"
"Outside these walls I'm a book worm and a teachers pet. If they really found out what I did I would be labelled a slut. They dont understand what's inside of me, they dont understand why I do this"
"Why do you do this?"
"Because I can. I can fool them in the easiest possible way and for that brief time each night they adore and worship me. They dont even know my name back out there"
"I knew you"
"Yeah but have you ever looked my way? Hung out with me after school, our friends taking us to movies and shit. This place let's me be free"
"Maybe you should tell everyone"
"Yeah like that would help"
"You can't deny who you really are without..."
"Without what?"
"Hurting yourself. You've been waiting for me to come into this place for two years. What if I never came in? What if you missed your chance and I married Tess or Pam?"
"I... I"
"I will be here for you. If you decide to be open about it I will be waiting to support you. I'm your friend, I'll do anything to make you happy?"
"Just a friend? If I recall correctly according to you I gave you the best night of your life"
"Well I... Um"
"Max?"
"Yeah"
"Dont bullshit me. If you want me to be honest then be honest your self"
"You are the one I've been waiting for"
"Me? But I thought..." she gestured back out to the crowd where Tess was
"No it's always been you. I've never loved anyone as much as I do you"
"You love me?" her heart caught in her throat
"Of course I do. Your the only one for me Liz, you're my dream girl"
"You're just saying that because you're drunk" she made an excuse
"Liz I dont drink, I can't stand the stuff. When I got here I went straight to the stage to wait for you. You because I love you"
"Say it again" she said in near tears
"I love you Liz Parker. I always have"
"I love you too Max" she put her arms around him and instead of her doing all the work they worked together and made love all night.
Maria sat on Liz's bed and watched her best friend fluff her hair out and apply her favourite lip gloss
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"I'm positive"
"What if he was using you?"
"Then I'll kill him for playing my emotions like that. Jerry taught me how to kill a man with a spoon after he got out of prison so I guess I'd take him out in the canteen" she checked her purple blouse with short sleeves looked okay. She had a black leather skirt on and her simple heels she wore from time to time.
"How do I look?"
"Well if I was gay I'd do you" said Maria with a nod
"Thanks I guess. Come on I want to get out of here, I'm relaly nervous about coming out"
"It's a clever thing that you left some blue in your hair, those streaks look fantastic. Maybe we could get some red or green for me?"
"Maybe" she said as they went down the stairs. She picked up her backpack and her mom came in from the kitchen and dropped her plate
"LIZ! Oh honey you finally decided to be yourself!" she smiled and hugged her daughter "It's about time, I'm so proud of you"
"Thanks mom" she smiled and grabbed her keys and they both went out to the Jetta.
"God I'm nervous and I'm not you"
"Why are you nervous?"
"Because if this screws up then I'll have to make you feel better and I dont think there's enough icecream and chocolate sauce and strawberries in the world to make that happen"
"Maria?"
"Yeah?"
"Happy thoughts please!" Maria just laughed and nodded
"Ok" she started the engine and they drove to school. It was just starting to get busy. Liz got out and swung her back pack on her shoulder and Maria got out
"Are you ready?"
"No" she went to turn and run in the opposite direction but Maria stopped her
"Liz think about it. You get up on stage half naked covered in blue paint and you're nervous about going to school in fashionable clothing?"
"That's fashionable slutty clothing..."
"No look what Stacey Scheinin is wearing is slutty I mean it's squeaky plasticated leather not the fancy sophisticated stuff you're wearing"
"Okay" she resigned and turned and walked up the steps and into school. Max was waiting by his locker and when he saw her appear time slowed down. She looked amazing, he had to admit she was the only girl who looked fantastic both with and without clothes.
"Liz" he breathed when she walked through the hall towards him getting looks off everyone
"Do I look okay"
"You look amazing" he whispered his eyes running over her. She took his hand and linked fingers with him and at the moment she couldnt care less. She didnt care is her legs were hairy and she had scales as long as he was holding her hand she could do anything.
The End
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Epilogue
Title: Miss Lizzy's Secret
Author: BeccaBehr
Disclaimer: I own nothing, sadly!
Summary: Epilogue because it was asked for. It might be short coz I burnt my finger and it hurts like hell.
Epilogue
I lifted the cake carefully and walked out into the garden. This was one of my worst fears. Only Max and our daughter was sat there.
Maria had gone off with some groupie surprisingly by the name of Michael Guerin. Turned out he thought her music rocked and the eloped, hadnt been seen since graduation.
All his friends ditched him after they found out they bagged the Blue Lady, they were happy for him at first but then they realised that the Club wouldnt be hosting her anymore. She couldnt give it up and still over saw everything while looking after Kimy her three year old baby girl.
"I sent out the invitations to the other parents. One of them just tore it up when they got it"
"Maybe we should move?" suggested Max "This isnt a very normal place to raise our daughter"
"It's all my fault"
"It's not and you know it"
"It is, if I hadnt come out three years ago things wouldnt be like this"
"Yes but I doubt we'd be married and have Kimy. You do love this life dont you?"
"Yes I do but I wish I had more friends"
"What about Maria?"
"Maria and her groupie friends no offence to my best friend and I know I sound hypocritical but I dont want that life for my daughter. I dont want her to suffer the same fate as me. When she turns sixteen I'm going to sell the club"
"Oh Liz but it means everything to you"
"No my family means everything to me. The Club was just a way of getting that" she lit the candles and Kimy laughed and clapped furiously
"Blow them out honey, make a wish!" she smiled as Kimy began to huff and puff at the candles. Maria came in wearing skin tight clothes holding large fancy shopping bags
"Surprise!" she called
"Maria!" Liz jumped up and hugged her best friend.
"Hey Chica how are you all?"
"We're doing okay"
"Still rumours?"
"Yes" sighed Liz as she flopped down and with a large raspberry the candles were blown out by a very excited Kimy who decided to skip the cutting of the cake and she grabbed a big handful and shoved it at her mouth covering her mouth, chin and cheeks in chocolate.
"Look Liz! She takes after you!" joked Maria as she leaned on Liz's shoulder and pointed at her niece.
"Funny" said Liz
"There's something I've been wanting to ask you Liz"
"Yeah?"
"I was wondering if I could buy the Club off you...
"Sure"
"... I know you have a lot of... What?"
"I said Sure. You can have it, I'm done with the place. I have my family here with me"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm positive" she replied with a nod. "I want Kimy to have a normal life and we're thinking about moving"
"Maybe to the Village?"
"I dont know"
"Oh come on people out there dont give a shit if your a... "
"Slut?"
"No a strip club owner. You mother was and she's worked out fine"
"That's because she didnt tell everyone"
"So the Village then?"
"Yeah. But we'll give it a few weeks to find a house and talk it through with our parents before we decide anything for sure. I mean the taunts should have calmed down after a while"
"It's that Stacy Scheinin girl isn't it. That cheap tart giving you a go again as usual. She was more of a weirdo than you ever were, I mean come on. She disappeared for six months and we all expected her to be pregnant but no she's comes back as a he. Who would have thought"
"Steve still gives us hell. But it does seem a bit strange. She got a sex change so he could sleep with men"
"Yeah anyway so you'll think about it. I can hire a hit man if you want"
"Tempting but no" said Max with a smirk
"Are you sure? I'd pay him and everything, hell I could even do it for me. Steve gives me grief too from time to time. Just ignore him, he only moans coz people gossip about you more"
"Well this has been quite a day. I'll goody bag some cake for you and Michael. How's his painting going?"
"He's started body art"
"Oh tattoos?"
"Not that kind of body art Liz. He does it in the bathroom, he has a canvas ready and covers a part of himself in paint"
"Okay I dont need the rest I do planning on keeping my dinner in my stomach" she said as she held up her hand "What happened to the Water Bomb idea?"
"He got tired of it after he kept missing the ballons. He only got one popped putting yellow paint all over the little dust rag on the floor and the rest of the darts ended up in the wall. He keeps missing all the time"
"Well I think filling balloons with paint sounded more fun"
"It's not really because after he kept missing he thought it would be more fun to use them on me. Try right songs with purple pink and orange in your hair"
"Hmm"
"So how is the Practice going Max?"
"Still not got a lot of patients but I'm getting there. I can't believe I survived college to become a doctor" he grinned
"Well I'll get going. I have a limo to catch, Liz you and me are going shopping soon"
"Of course. We can splash?"
"Yeah naturally, what's the point in having a billionaire celebrity best friend if you can't splurge once in a while"
"Bye Maria" Max waved and she stopped and turned round to look at them
"If you see Steve. Tell him I've got an eye on him" she joked as she winked at them then disappeared.
"When did she get so crazy"
"When Michael decided to take up body art" said Max as he shuddered. He lifted Kimy out of the highchair and carried her inside.
Liz sighed and looked down at the dessecrated cake that was up to a few minutes whole and perfect. It was rather like her life after her revelation. Not chef in the world would be able to restore that cake. But maybe just maybe her family would help?
The End. For Real This Time.
Author: BeccaBehr
Disclaimer: I own nothing, sadly!
Summary: Epilogue because it was asked for. It might be short coz I burnt my finger and it hurts like hell.
Epilogue
I lifted the cake carefully and walked out into the garden. This was one of my worst fears. Only Max and our daughter was sat there.
Maria had gone off with some groupie surprisingly by the name of Michael Guerin. Turned out he thought her music rocked and the eloped, hadnt been seen since graduation.
All his friends ditched him after they found out they bagged the Blue Lady, they were happy for him at first but then they realised that the Club wouldnt be hosting her anymore. She couldnt give it up and still over saw everything while looking after Kimy her three year old baby girl.
"I sent out the invitations to the other parents. One of them just tore it up when they got it"
"Maybe we should move?" suggested Max "This isnt a very normal place to raise our daughter"
"It's all my fault"
"It's not and you know it"
"It is, if I hadnt come out three years ago things wouldnt be like this"
"Yes but I doubt we'd be married and have Kimy. You do love this life dont you?"
"Yes I do but I wish I had more friends"
"What about Maria?"
"Maria and her groupie friends no offence to my best friend and I know I sound hypocritical but I dont want that life for my daughter. I dont want her to suffer the same fate as me. When she turns sixteen I'm going to sell the club"
"Oh Liz but it means everything to you"
"No my family means everything to me. The Club was just a way of getting that" she lit the candles and Kimy laughed and clapped furiously
"Blow them out honey, make a wish!" she smiled as Kimy began to huff and puff at the candles. Maria came in wearing skin tight clothes holding large fancy shopping bags
"Surprise!" she called
"Maria!" Liz jumped up and hugged her best friend.
"Hey Chica how are you all?"
"We're doing okay"
"Still rumours?"
"Yes" sighed Liz as she flopped down and with a large raspberry the candles were blown out by a very excited Kimy who decided to skip the cutting of the cake and she grabbed a big handful and shoved it at her mouth covering her mouth, chin and cheeks in chocolate.
"Look Liz! She takes after you!" joked Maria as she leaned on Liz's shoulder and pointed at her niece.
"Funny" said Liz
"There's something I've been wanting to ask you Liz"
"Yeah?"
"I was wondering if I could buy the Club off you...
"Sure"
"... I know you have a lot of... What?"
"I said Sure. You can have it, I'm done with the place. I have my family here with me"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm positive" she replied with a nod. "I want Kimy to have a normal life and we're thinking about moving"
"Maybe to the Village?"
"I dont know"
"Oh come on people out there dont give a shit if your a... "
"Slut?"
"No a strip club owner. You mother was and she's worked out fine"
"That's because she didnt tell everyone"
"So the Village then?"
"Yeah. But we'll give it a few weeks to find a house and talk it through with our parents before we decide anything for sure. I mean the taunts should have calmed down after a while"
"It's that Stacy Scheinin girl isn't it. That cheap tart giving you a go again as usual. She was more of a weirdo than you ever were, I mean come on. She disappeared for six months and we all expected her to be pregnant but no she's comes back as a he. Who would have thought"
"Steve still gives us hell. But it does seem a bit strange. She got a sex change so he could sleep with men"
"Yeah anyway so you'll think about it. I can hire a hit man if you want"
"Tempting but no" said Max with a smirk
"Are you sure? I'd pay him and everything, hell I could even do it for me. Steve gives me grief too from time to time. Just ignore him, he only moans coz people gossip about you more"
"Well this has been quite a day. I'll goody bag some cake for you and Michael. How's his painting going?"
"He's started body art"
"Oh tattoos?"
"Not that kind of body art Liz. He does it in the bathroom, he has a canvas ready and covers a part of himself in paint"
"Okay I dont need the rest I do planning on keeping my dinner in my stomach" she said as she held up her hand "What happened to the Water Bomb idea?"
"He got tired of it after he kept missing the ballons. He only got one popped putting yellow paint all over the little dust rag on the floor and the rest of the darts ended up in the wall. He keeps missing all the time"
"Well I think filling balloons with paint sounded more fun"
"It's not really because after he kept missing he thought it would be more fun to use them on me. Try right songs with purple pink and orange in your hair"
"Hmm"
"So how is the Practice going Max?"
"Still not got a lot of patients but I'm getting there. I can't believe I survived college to become a doctor" he grinned
"Well I'll get going. I have a limo to catch, Liz you and me are going shopping soon"
"Of course. We can splash?"
"Yeah naturally, what's the point in having a billionaire celebrity best friend if you can't splurge once in a while"
"Bye Maria" Max waved and she stopped and turned round to look at them
"If you see Steve. Tell him I've got an eye on him" she joked as she winked at them then disappeared.
"When did she get so crazy"
"When Michael decided to take up body art" said Max as he shuddered. He lifted Kimy out of the highchair and carried her inside.
Liz sighed and looked down at the dessecrated cake that was up to a few minutes whole and perfect. It was rather like her life after her revelation. Not chef in the world would be able to restore that cake. But maybe just maybe her family would help?
The End. For Real This Time.
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