Rating: TEEN for language
Couples: K/T with everyone else

Disclaimer: I do not own Roswell so don't sue.

Summary: this is based on a challenge by Jadeling...go to Roswell Fanatics for the precise challenge.

AN: A special shoutout to my chocolate buddy Jadeling for her encouragement and for all the cool songs she sent me. *hugs* Also to Mary aka ilyme you wanted to be in a fic so here you go.


Blind Date 3
~Chapter 1: Shopping with the girls
Blind Date 3: Enlightenment
“God, I think we bought out the mall” Maria whined to the others.
Laughing Liz took some of Maria’s bags from her as they made their way to the car.
“Maria, I told you to go easy since this was your first day shopping with us,” Isabel jokingly said.
“Who knew Czechoslovakians were such hardcore shoppers” she replied tiredly. The three girls stood beside the blue SUV waiting patiently for the driver to show herself.
“Anybody knows what happened to Tess” Liz asked.
“Last time I saw her she was picking something up for Kyle at the Sports Store so who knows what happened to her” Isabel told her.
“Is it just me or is Tess always picking Kyle something up” Maria wondered. “I mean its Kyle did this and Kyle says that. You would think those two would just admit that they like each other and get it over with.” Maria ignored the protests of the others as she got more into her theory of Kyle and Tess. “I mean it’s perfect. He knows all about her being an Czechoslovakian and he’s cool with that. Also Kyle is a great guy even though I wouldn’t want to go with him, but there’s no accounting for taste. He’s loyal, kind of cute, has a sense of humor and he’ll always be there for her. They would make a perfect couple.”
Liz and Isabel traded uneasy glances and by mutual agreement they believed that the subject should be changed quickly.
“Maria have you seen Michael’s new haircut” Isabel asked innocently.
“I mean we have to get…” Maria trailed off.
“He did what” she yelled. “Wait until I see him he’s going to be a dead Space boy. I told him time and time again to take me with him when he gets a haircut so I can make sure it looks right. Knowing him he probably grunted at the barber when asked how he wanted it. Where’s Tess so we can go? She’s taking to long. I’ll be right back. I have to get home to kill a certain Space boy.”
The two girls watched as she dropped her bags and went back into the mall to go get Tess. They looked at each other and started laughing. “Did Michael really get his hair cut” Liz asked. Isabel looked innocently at her and said “nope, but I’m sure Maria is going to give him hell anyway.”
“Poor Michael, he has no clue what’s about to happen to him when Maria finds him.”
“I wonder how long it will take Maria to find Tess. I mean Tess could have wandered anywhere” Isabel said.
Before Liz could answer they saw Maria dragging Tess behind her to the car. As they got to the car Tess pulled away from Maria and marched over to the other two. “Does either one of you know why this mad woman got on the intercom and yell that I need to get my ass to customer service. Then when I do get to customer service she drags me out of the mall rambling on about haircuts and space idiots.”
Liz and Isabel just started giggling while Tess looked at them suspiciously. “What’s going on here and what have the two of you done” she asks.
“Honestly we were saving you from Maria. That’s all you need to know” Liz told her.
“Uh huh…why do I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen to me” Tess said.
“Okay people we need to leave now so I can go kill Michael. Chop, chop let’s get to it.” Maria clapped her hands and made shooing motions to the three of them. Sighing Tess got her car keys out and turned off the alarm and released the locks. She walked to the trunk to put her packages in and frowned at what little she had. I didn’t even get those pink suede boots I saw on sale. Maybe I’ll seek back to the mall later on without telling the others. Happy with her decision she helped the others get their stuff in while Maria stood next to them with her toe tapping impatiently. Finally having gotten all their stuff in the cars climbed into the car and pulled off out of the parking lot. Tired of Maria’s constant ranting about Michael and his hair Tess turned the radio on and quickly found a station.
“Good afternoon fellow Roswellians. This is your favorite DJ Johnny Robbins on your favorite station KROZ.”
“More like our only radio station” Tess muttered.
“I don’t believe this guy still has his job after the stunt he did last year on my blind date” Isabel ranted. “I mean this guy was relentless in following us around even worst than Valenti when he used to follow Max around town.”
“I know. I mean when I went on my blind date the guy actually followed us up to my bedroom. Although all he found was Kyle and my date wrestling on the bed” Liz tried to say with a straight face.
“I don’t know why you two are complaining. I mean Max kidnapped Liz and proclaimed his love in front of the whole town. Also let’s not forget Alex and his incredible declaration of his love” Maria reminded them. “Why can’t space boy do anything like that?”
Seeing that Maria was getting all worked up again Tess leaned over and turned the station up louder.
“Well we have good news for all those single gals out there. This year for Sweetest Day we’re going to hold another Blind Date, but this time we’re picking one of Roswell’s bachelors to be the contestant. So all you guys out there send in your picture and the reason why you should be pick. You can register at http://www.KROZufo.com or you can mail it in or drop it off at the station. So ladies get ready to go out a spectacular date with one of Roswell hottest bachelors. Now this song is dedicated to Mary from Jason B. who says he misses you. Good luck guys and don’t forget to register to win.”
The girls sat in shock at the strains of “Your Body is a Wonderland” by John Mayer started playing.
“All I know is that Alex had better not be entered into this contest or all hell will break loose” Isabel said coldly.
Liz nodded her head and said “same thing goes for Max.”
They all turned to look at Maria and she said “what? I’m not entering either of them. Hell I would enter Space boy, but I wouldn’t want to traumatize anybody else. Besides I mean the only single guy in our group is Kyle and we all know he belongs to Tess.”
“What? I don’t own Kyle. I mean we’re not dating or anything. He likes my brother and I wouldn’t mind if he entered into the contest.” The other three looked at her in disbelief and say together “uh huh.” Rolling her eyes at them Tess turned up the radio as her favorite song “What I like about you” by Lillix came on.
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