101 ways to get rid of Tess

Max&LizLuver6 · Post by **Max&LizLuver6** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:28 pm

Sologirl102 wrote:hmmm. she states she hates Christmas in front of Isabel. The Christmas Nazi takes action. Three days latter she is found with a HUMONGOUS candy cane through the heart.

Or up the ass... I mean it might suit her better!!

Sologirl102 · Post by **Sologirl102** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:41 pm

most definitely. or smothered with Snowflake's hat.

Stars in my eyes · Post by **Stars in my eyes** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:32 am

Sologirl102 wrote:most definitely. or smothered with Snowflake's hat.

That is just haliourious.

Tess should die by being tied to a chair while having images of Max propose to Liz being played in her mind over and over and over again. Hopefully she'll get so mad she'll have a brain aneurysm.

or (even though it's wishfully thinking on my part)

Arsenic is always a good way to go. Then dissolve her ass to dust. No more Tess.

Max&LizLuver6 · Post by **Max&LizLuver6** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:10 pm

You know we could just hand her over to the Skins... or change "Ask Not" so Isabel doesn't save her!

Sologirl102 · Post by **Sologirl102** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:21 pm

true, but the unconventional deaths are always fun to write.
It would be funny if Tess was like a fembot, from Austin Powers. than her head would explode from too much dreamer.
Maybe if Tess would OD from inhaling too much of Maria's cypress oil, due to an alien related allergy that only affects Tess because all the other aliens have brown eyes... no. that wouldn't work.
How about during the Destiny episode, during their mother's message, Liz takes an orb and bashes Tess on the head a few times until she dies.

Max&LizLuver6 · Post by **Max&LizLuver6** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:33 pm

How about during the Destiny episode, during their mother's message, Liz takes an orb and bashes Tess on the head a few times until she dies.

That would be AWESOME!!!

Sologirl102 · Post by **Sologirl102** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:40 pm

yeah i thought so. and liz wouldn't be arrested, because Tess is an illegal alien, so nobody alien would turn liz in without implicating themselves in the process. and nobody wants to end up in the White Room or draw attention to themselves.

Max&LizLuver6 · Post by **Max&LizLuver6** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:11 pm

Yeah... and technically no one would have to know that she is gone... they could just say she had been kidnapped!! lol cuz there would be no remains or anything!!

Sologirl102 · Post by **Sologirl102** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:40 am

we should have been the ones writing the show.

Micheala141 · Post by **Micheala141** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:35 am

Max&LizLuver6 wrote:
Sologirl102 wrote:hmmm. she states she hates Christmas in front of Isabel. The Christmas Nazi takes action. Three days latter she is found with a HUMONGOUS candy cane through the heart.

LMAO I LOVE THIS ONE!!! prob is does she even have a heart?!?!?!?!

(btw i have nothing against Emilie De Ravin this is purley the bleach bondle gerbil)