I know... we could have had so much fun with it!! lolSologirl102 wrote:we should have been the ones writing the show.
101 ways to get rid of Tess
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with us in charge, however, we probably would have made it fluff though. So, instead, we should have been in charge of relationship threads. So the writers would create the episodes, and we would just destroy the whole Tess getting pregnant thing because well, i just don't like tess. So, they create episodes, we control the relationships in them. If i had my say, Alex and Isabel would be dating by the end of the episode where Alex gets arrested. oh and we'd also control Michael's hairstyles, because DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Magic Mushroom Omelets. You know what I'm talking about.
"Do it, or I'll snap your neck, pour jelly on your body, and pray to the GODS OF JELLY... to BURN YOUR SOUL in A JELLY LIKE HELL! Now GET THE JELLY!" - Dane Cook
(Sorry, I was watching Comedy Central)
"Do it, or I'll snap your neck, pour jelly on your body, and pray to the GODS OF JELLY... to BURN YOUR SOUL in A JELLY LIKE HELL! Now GET THE JELLY!" - Dane Cook
(Sorry, I was watching Comedy Central)
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Anyways, another way to kill Tess. I say a massive body failure. Her breast implants leak, poisoning the arteries to the heart, and the chemicals from her hair dye goes to her brain and makes her officially brain dead. For good measure, the kid in her stomach goes all Alien and explodes out of her stomach. (Not Roswell alien, but the movie Alien)
Magic Mushroom Omelets. You know what I'm talking about.
"Do it, or I'll snap your neck, pour jelly on your body, and pray to the GODS OF JELLY... to BURN YOUR SOUL in A JELLY LIKE HELL! Now GET THE JELLY!" - Dane Cook
(Sorry, I was watching Comedy Central)
"Do it, or I'll snap your neck, pour jelly on your body, and pray to the GODS OF JELLY... to BURN YOUR SOUL in A JELLY LIKE HELL! Now GET THE JELLY!" - Dane Cook
(Sorry, I was watching Comedy Central)
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another way
HAHAHAHA! Imagine tess in the 1692! Salem Witch Trials being burned at the stack!
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we are so blood thirsty. It's almost not funny, but than it is.
She takes a really hot shower and the steam builds up.
She takes a really hot shower and the steam builds up.
Magic Mushroom Omelets. You know what I'm talking about.
"Do it, or I'll snap your neck, pour jelly on your body, and pray to the GODS OF JELLY... to BURN YOUR SOUL in A JELLY LIKE HELL! Now GET THE JELLY!" - Dane Cook
(Sorry, I was watching Comedy Central)
"Do it, or I'll snap your neck, pour jelly on your body, and pray to the GODS OF JELLY... to BURN YOUR SOUL in A JELLY LIKE HELL! Now GET THE JELLY!" - Dane Cook
(Sorry, I was watching Comedy Central)
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Has anyone said something about her getting eating alive by gerbils (a.k.a. her own kind ) while drowning in green Tobasco Sauce?
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