Hey guys, long time no see…I am so very sorry that I haven’t updated lately, I feel awful about leaving you guys in the dust. It’s just life’s been really hectic and I ‘m sorry if hat seems like an awful excuse…
Thank you for the wonder full feedback!
RoninBehr wrote:Hey GREAT part! I can't wait to see how the date and dance turn out. Wish it was liz and max that had the date and dance together. It's like he said though
But we have a baby! As soon as I think the last part the entire class turns and looks at me. Crap, did I say that out loud?

that should of been a good enough reason for both of them to go together.
~RoninBehr
THANKS! I agree them having a baby should have been enough, but you know Maria. As for the dance and the date you’ll just have to see wait and see for what I’ve got in store.
JamieSullivan wrote:Great new part! Hope they all get tired of making each other jealous. Max and Liz need to get together by the end of the dance. I mean come on, they have a baby.

Can't wait for more!
THANKS! Like I said just you wait and see….Muah ha ha ha!!
SmileeUk wrote:I think Maria's plan sucks! However, I want to see how it goes.
Please post soon!
Yes, well Maria is Maria and there isn’t much one can do about it. Well I can, considering I’m writing her. But I doubt you’ll be disappointed by her plan! Hopefully! Thanks for reading!
r0swell_dreamer wrote:Yay, you updated! That was a great part. That plan of Maria's is a little shaky..I hope it somehow works though. Post more soon!
Yay, I’m updating again! THANKS! Ah, another one with very little faith in Maria’s plan, don’t worry everything will work out. Hopefully, unless my mind takes a turn for the worst!
RASaero611 wrote:hey that was great! i am so happy that you updated!
okay i hope this plan works because max with tess was always a bad mix.
i cant wait to see whats going to happen at the dance and for the next update!
THANKS! Ah, another one afraid of the plan, why cant you all just embrace it? I agree Max and Tess is always a bad mix. But fear not Max has a good head and his shoulders and between his legs. As for the dance just wait and see!
roswellluver wrote:great part! thanks for writing!
THANKS! Keep the feedback coming!
abbs007 wrote:Should be really interesting to see what happens at the dance and how on earth Maria is going to get this plan to work.
Abby
Yes it will be interesting! As for Maria have faith! Thanks for reading!
Emz80m wrote:Great part!!
But what the hell is Maria's go.. she ruined everything if she had just left them alone everything would have worked out. If i was Liz i'd be pissed with her when i find out what she's done
THANKS! Ah you don’t believe either, but then again I don’t blame you guys. Shoot if I was in your position I would curse Maria’s name. If Maria had left them alone they would have been fine, but you know Maria, everything has to be better than fine. As for Liz getting pissed, you’ll see!
CherryFlavoredChica wrote:more please
Coming right up! Thanks for reading!
AmberEyed51 wrote:Great New Part.
I love the fact that Tess and Liz got into a mini cat-fight *aww, poor max, his ears are adorable* I cant wait to see what happens at the dance.
Thea~
THANKS! You liked that cat-fight you should wait for more. Yes Max’s/ Jason’s ears are adorable, it was hard for me to write that! As for the dance you have to wait! Oh and please don’t send Crashdown51 to come and make me update! You know why, cuz’ I just did!
Mariael311 wrote:“Buddha has no answers for this. This is some dramatic shit.”
That was fucking priceless!! Good part but I so don't have a good feeling aboout Maria and Michael's plan! Someone's gonna get hurt!
Hurry back!
THANKS! Just trust in Maria. As for someone getting hurt, that may just very well be true. But that doesn’t mean it’s our dreamers. Or does it? As for the Buddha line thank you very much for likeing it!
lizard_queen wrote:So...um... UPDATE DAMN IT!
Also, hows the weather?
Look Update!! Thanks for reading! As for the weather, it’s okay. After all I do live in Florida.
That’s all for now! Thanks for sticking with me people! And here we go:
Part 7
Liz’s POV
As I sit on my doorstep and wait for Kyle to come and get me, Tess comes skipping through the door and greets me with a hello. “Hey Tess. What’s got you in such a good mood?” As if I need to hear the answer. All night long she talked me ear off about Max and she doesn’t even know him well enough. My night consisted of hearing:
‘Max is so cute!’
‘Isn’t it cute when Max does this…’
‘Isn’t it cute when he does that…”
‘I think he looks good in this color…”
‘Did you know that Max is good at biology, I saw his textbook and notes..”
By the time I went to bed all I could think was, ‘He likes her?’
“Max is driving me to school!” She replies.
“How exciting…”
Max exits his house and looks over my way, well Tess’ way, and starts walking towards us. “Good morning Liz.” He says looking dangerously attractive. I really shouldn’t have changed him to where me heart stops every time I look at him. And it’s not just because of what he looks like now, I mean I can see his half smile even more, his eyes, his prominent nose, his proud chin. Everything he always had. “Max.” I smile in his direction.
“Max, I had a great idea for tonight, you and me should double date with Liz and Greg.” Tess says ruining a perfectly good moment.
SHIT!
“Tess, I don’t have a date with Greg…” I say hoping she doesn’t argue.
“Yes you do.” Bitch.
“No I don’t.”
“Yes.” Whore.
“No.” I say more forcefully.
“Yes!” Gerbil!
“I don’t have a date with Greg, I have one with Kyle.”
“Valenti?” Max asks looking at me confused.
“But you said Greg yesterday…”
“Tess I said Kyle, you must have heard wrong.” I reply wishing that she’d just drop it.
“No, I remember, I said ‘Yeah well Greg is cute, but not as handsome as Max.” She say throwing an innocent smile his way. Yeah right her innocent, PUH-LEASE! “Then you said ‘well at least Greg doesn’t have satellites for ears.’” Shit, I knew that was going to come back and bite me in the ass. I risk looking at Max’s face, and I see exactly what I thought, hurt.
“Max-” Before I can say anything more, Kyle’s horn makes itself known. It’s one of those cheesy horns that make some weird song.
“His timing is as impeccable as ever!” I mutter to myself.
“Oh, so that’s Kyle, isn’t he Hindu or something?” Tess asks.
“I’m American, but I practice Buddhism.” Kyle says walking up putting his arm around my shoulder. “Evans.” He nods.
“Valenti.” He replies through clenched teeth. Maybe Maria’s plan might just work. Let’s give it a go on my part, shall we. “Hey, Buddha Boy!” I say ruffling his hair. Oooo… Clenched fists. Yeah, well maybe I should stop the last thing I would want is a fight.
“We should get going.” Max says grabbing Tess’ hands. Maybe a fight isn’t such a bad idea.
“I agree.” I say wrapping my arm around Kyle’s waist.
“I guess we’ll see you there.”
“I guess so.”
“Bye!”
“Bye!” I reply storming off taking Kyle with me.
Once In the car I buckle my seat belt hastily and watch as Max backs out putting his arm around the back of Tess’ chair. “Drive!” I bark at Kyle.
“Liz one’s emotions are not for display to those outside one’s body, but rather the words heard when spoken from one’s mind.” Kyle says looking at me.
“Drive!” I shout staring as Max’s Jeep gets further away.
“Liz, anger is not the way but love is.”
“Drive.” I say getting irritated.
“Oysters make my butt itch which causes me to rub myself on a chair or rug.”
“What?” I say looking at him.
“Ahhhh, so butt rubbing obscene stories will get your attention.”
“Shut up.” I say teasing.
“Let’s get this show on the road.” He says.
“That’s what I’ve been saying!” I say exasperated.
“Liz, whining is so unbecoming in a young lady.”
“Says who Buddha?” I say sarcastically.
“No my dad.”
I start laughing realize just how gay that makes him sound. “What?” He asks confused.
“Nothing, just keep your eyes on the road young lady, wouldn’t want any accidents.”
“Yes sir! Wait, did you just call me a young lady?”
“Yes, but you referred to yourself as one first.”
“What? When did I… He didn’t call me a young lady, I was just call you that!” He exclaims pulling into the school parking lot.
“Sure… I believe you Kyle!” I giggle.
“This looks cozy.” Maria says through the window freaking me out. I start to get out of the car when Kyle says, “Parker wait! I got to see what Max does when I do this.” Kyle gets out of the car walks over to the passenger side and opens my door holding out his hand. “Mi lady!”
I laugh over his antics as does Maria and I grab his hand as he let’s me out. I swear, one day Kyle is going to some girl deliriously happy. I look over at Max’s jeep and come eye to eye with Max. Maria walks behind me and grabs my attention away from Max. “What?” I hiss.
“Looking desperately towards Max will not make him jealous.” She says making a tsking noise.
“Maria-”
“Lizzie, whose plan is this?”
“Yours… But whose life are you screwing with?”
“Yours.”
“Exactly.”
“Well done Parker!” Kyle cheers from the side.
“I was just giving my input.”
“Well when I ask for it you can give it.” I growl.
“Okay, Okay, sorry.” She says putting her hands up. I realize just how bitchy that sounded. See I’m getting upset and taking it out on Maria, it’s not like she has anything to do with Max and Tess. “I’m sorry Maria, I guess I just let my emotions get the best of me.” I say hugging her.
“I told you holding things in would get to you.”
“Oh shove it Buddha boy!” I say shoving him playfully in the chest.
“Oww, That hurts my Lizzy, it hurts me real bad.” He says pouting.
“Kyle pouting is so unbecoming for a young lady!” I reply smiling innocently.
“Ha, ha, ha!” He replies.
We start and all out smack war laughing hysterically. “Guys, guys I will not be in the middle of this!” Maria shouts as Kyle chases me around her. “Arghh!”
“Hey guys!” Tess says walking up with Max and ruining the mood.
“Tess.” Maria says not looking at her.
“Blonde person.” Kyle replies and I shove him in the side lightly. “I mean fake breasted gerbil.”
“Kyle!” I shout mortified she’s not supposed to know her nickname.
“I’m sorry, I just saw Pam walk by and it slipped.”
“It’s okay.” She says beaming at him. It takes me all but 10 seconds to see her hand entwined with Max’s. Oh puke!
“Hey Max, nice to see you again this beautiful morning!” I say smiling at him.
“Yeah.” He replies shuffling his feet.
“You want The Baby this afternoon?”
“Baby? You guys have a Baby?” Tess asks bewildered.
“No, it’s our dog.” Max replies and I see him squeeze her hand. Right now it’s taking all my strength not to smack Tess and take Max into the eraser room. “But she said the baby.”
“Well our dog thinks himself to be high and mighty so I’ll add ‘The’ in front of his name every now and then. Kinda like a pill is just a pill, then you add ‘The’, and it becomes The Pill. Or when you add ‘The’ in front of fad, and instead of a fad it become ‘The fad’. Ohh, or when-”
“Ahem!” Kyle says breaking me off. “We get the point Minnie Maria.”
“Bite me.”
“Glad to.”
“Anyway,” I say, “That’s why I said The Baby.”
“And people think I’m the talkative one in the family.” Tess says. And I’m thinking, ‘No, they think of you as the sluttish one.’ The bell signals reminding us that we have 10 minutes to get to class, and for some reason instead of being at my locker I’m here. “CRAP!” I exclaim. I start to walk away when I realize it’ll look kind of funny to leave Kyle behind.
“I’ll see you later Kyle, ‘kay?”
“Yeah.”
I go towards my locker and before I can get there I bombarded by Pam and Candi. “Hi girls.” I say trying to side step them.
“Uh-uh, not so fast Parker. So news has it you’re going back out with Kyle.” Pam says grinning like Sylvester just after he ate Tweety.
“Yeah so.” I say looking at my watch. ‘Could they please speed this whole thing up?’ I think to myself.
“So that means, the you and Max aren’t together.” Candi states.
“No, and we never were.” I say sighing and besides if these girls want him they need to get in line. “Can you hurry this thing up, I’m going to be late to first period.” I say getting anxious.
“So that means he’s up for grabs.” Pam says excitedly.
“Guess again.” Candi says pointing behind me.
“Isn’t that the new girl?”
“Yeah…”
But I don’t here the rest because the scene I’m treated with as I turn around stops me from breathing. Max… Tess… His arm… His lips… her forehead… Shit, I can’t even put words together. Oh, well I guess I can. I turn around and because Pam and Candi are so distracted I slide past them to my locker.
“Breathe Parker, just breathe.” I whisper once my head is inside my locker.
“You okay in there sweet cheeks?” A voice behind me calls. I groan inwardly not really needing this.
“Hey Greg, and I’m fine.” I say grabbing my books and turning to face him.
“Yes you are.” He says licking his lips looking me up and down.
Ewww!! Disgusting!
“Want me to walk you to class babe?”
“How ‘bout-”
Before I can finish my remark, Kyle shows up, his timing impeccable as always. “That’s my job Greg.” He says grabbing my books and leading me away, his free hand holding mine. “I could have handled it you know.” I say.
“Yeah, but this way I can get back at Tess and Max and Greg all at the same time. Are you okay Lizzy?” He asks as we stop outside my class.
“Yeah, fine why do you ask?” I say biting my bottom lip.
“Liz you really shouldn’t do that it’s a dead giveaway that you’re lying.”
“What is?” Max says popping up with Tess nowhere in sight. Hallelujah!
“She bites her bottom lip when she lies.” Kyle states and they all look at me.
“I do not!” I exclaim then bite my bottom lip.
“Oh I see what you’re saying.” Max says. I quickly say goodbye to Kyle hugging him and leave for my classroom.
Max’s POV
I walk into the classroom following Liz and take my seat near the back, and already the drones pop up around me. “Hey Max!” Candi say slinking up towards me.
“Hey.” I say looking anywhere but her face.
“So are you really going out with that new girl?”
“Yeah, yeah I am.” I say looking at Liz as she looks back at me. I can’t believe that she’s going out with Valenti! It’s not that I don’t like Valenti, he’s a nice guy, I just don’t like it when he’s with Liz. But she probably doesn’t even like me that way, I mean she said I had satellites for ears! Maybe Izzy was right about her…
Maybe Maria’s crazy plan isn’t going to work, maybe I should just give up on the dream girl. Tess seems nice, a little stupid, but nice. But then again, there’s just something about her that makes me want to run to the store and buy a shit-load of alcohol to sterilize myself after she touches me. I guess, I’m just going to have to play this plan out the best I can if I want to see how Liz feels about me.
“Oh so do you have a thing for people in the Parker family?” Candi asks rudely.
“I could have a thing for anyone in any family but yours.” I say ticked off.
I hear Liz chuckle, her back towards me. Candi takes the hint and leaves pissed off. The old Max Evans would have never said anything to spite a girl, but this Max Evans has no inhibitions. Valenti will need to watch his back and Liz’s, because this Max is going to play whatever card I can to get Liz’s attentions to focus on me. Even if it meant playing dirty and using Tess. Oh yeah, the old Max Evans was gone, at least for now.
LUNCH
Through out the day, every guy in West Roswell High has been congratulating me on scoring with such a fine piece of ass. I wanted to puke and drown myself in it; scoring with Tess Harding is the farthest thing from my mind. I walk into the lunchroom, get my food and walk out into the quad where I already spot Liz and Kyle.
“Maxwell, buddy, how’s the whole soap opera thing going?” Michael asks walking up beside me taking a bite off his apple.
“Good… Minus the whole having to touch Tess thing it’s pretty okay.” I say sitting down at our old table.
“Okay, good… So you’re getting Liz all fired up and burning with jealousy.”
“Uh…Yeah… Yeah sure.” I say scratching behind my ears.
“You sound so sure there Maxwell.”
“Mmm-hmm.” I say eating my burger.
“Hey there Maxie-Poo.” Tess whispers in my ear, wrapping her hands around my waist. I look over at Michael hoping for him to help me.
“Tess, the man has a name. It’s Max and when you make it sound like lovey dovey crap your cutting down his pride.” Michael says. Yeah as if I would have any pride after this whole fiasco.
“Oh, I’m sorry baby.” She says slipping across from me to the other side of the table..
I force a smile to my face and nod at her. From where I am sitting I can see Kyle and Liz having their lunch. And watching them together is enough to make me almost lose mine. Them laughing together, talking together, sitting together… ARGH! Would Tess please stop rubbing my leg with her foot, it’s quite annoying and I can’t think straight when all I want to do is take her foot and shove it up her - no wait up Kyle’s ass.
Suddenly a light bulb turns on inside my head, eureka! “Tess?” I ask taking her footy away from my lap.
“Yes?”
“Didn’t you say something earlier about a double date?” I ask casually.
“Umm… Yeah with my cousin.” She replies confused as always.
I look over at Michael and he has the what-the-hell-are-you-thinking-you-moron look on his face. “Well, I think I like that idea, I’ll try and talk Liz into it during 6th.”
“Okay, but now I’d rather it be just us.” She says rubbing her foot up my leg.
I shift and say, “Yeah, but you know what they say the more the merrier.”
Maria pile drives her way through a crowd and winks at Michael as she passes. “Uhh…what was that?” I ask.
“What was what?” He replies.
“What just happened, you know Maria?”
“What the heck are you talking about Maxwell?” He asks scratching his eyebrow.
“Maria just passed by and winked at you.”
“WHAT?! Maxwell what the hell are you talking about? I come over here to have lunch with you and suddenly you bombard me with delirious questions! I’m leaving.” He says getting up.
“Max aren’t you going to stop him?” Tess asks.
I don’t reply, I’m still shocked that he used bombard and delirious in a sentence. What the hell is going on in this world?
6TH PERIOD
I enter the classroom and head for my table staring at the ground. “Liz.” I say as I sit down beside her.
“Max.” She replies.
“So you know about that whole thing Tess was talking about this morning?”
“Uh…no.” She says shaking her head.
“You know, when I found out I had satellite dishes for ears.” I snap. Okay, I know I sound like a jackass, but what she said really hurt me.
“Max, I’m sorry about that.” She says putting her hand on my shoulder. I feel this electric sensation run up and down my arm and all through my body. I look into her eyes and feel the sudden urge to just take her out of this classroom away from Kyle and into my world.
“Max? Max?” It takes me a while to realize that Liz was calling my name, trying to get my attention.
“Huh?” I ask somewhat dazed.
“So what about the thing you were talking about earlier?” She asks tilting her head.
She’s so cute when she’s curious. Now, what is she talking about? Oh yeah, that crap. “Oh, I was just wondering if you would reconsider doing a double date with Tess and I?”
“Oh.” Is all she says.
I wonder what she’s thinking. “So?”
“Umm, yeah sure I guess.” She replies giving me a small smile. Huh, it seemed kind of forced.
“Great so I guess we’ll all meet at your house?”
“Guess so.” She says.
“Great.” I reply with false enthusiasm. I mean do I really want to see Kyle hanging over Liz all night? NO! And do I really want to have Tess hanging all over me? Well, if it helps in the Liz area maybe, other than that, OH HELL NO! Before another word can be spoken, Mr. Synola enters the class and starts the lesson.
LATER THAT DAY
“Max what in the world is going on in here?” Isabel asks stepping through my doorway.
She’s probably wondering about the piles and piles of clothes strewn about my room.
“Geez’ is it even possible for boys to have this many clothes?” She asks stepping around them coming towards me. “Need help baby bro?”
“Help, sure.” I reply running my hand through my hair looking around the room.
“So what is the occasion?”
“I have a double date with Liz, Tess and Kyle.”
“Okay, so Kyle is Tess’ date and your Liz’s, and you want to impress her.”
“Yes and no, Tess is my date.”
“Whoa, Tess is your date?”
“Unfortunately…”
“What?”
I begin to explain to Iz the whole crazy Deluca plan and what’s happened so far. “And who said you lead a boring life?” Iz says laughing.
“Yeah, so can you help me?” I whine.
“Okay what do you want your look to say?”
“Well, I want a look that makes Liz want to jump me, but at the same time one that makes Tess want to stay away from me.”
“How the hell am I suppose to do that?”
“I don’t know, you’re the fashion guru, so think.”
“Max.” She says warning me.
“Sorry.”
After numerous:
“Okay, how about this”
and many:
“No”
We decide on what I should wear. A black button up shirt with long sleeves - which is great because there’s no skin-to-skin contact – that will be parted with a white t-shirt underneath, dark blue jeans and my black converses to finish it off.
“Not to shabby if I do say so myself.” Isabel says walking around me.
“Yeah and with what, 5 minutes of my time to spare.” I say.
“Max, if you weren’t my brother I kick you in the balls and the castrate you.”
“The feelings mutual.” I say making my way out the door.
“Hey are you implying that I have balls? Hey I’m asking you a question! Max!” Isabel screams after me.
I walk over into the Parkers lawn and ring the doorbell. “I got it!” Tess screeches from the inside and I wince.
“Max!” She says smiling.
Could she be wearing any less? She’s wearing a blue tube top and a really small mini skirt that’s about the same size as her top, and that’s not saying much. “Hey Tess.”
“Come in.” She say and I do.
“Tess who was it?” Liz asks coming down the stairs. Tess screeches something but I don’t hear her, all I do is watch my angel descend from the stairs. God she looks magnificent, now that’s how a girl is supposed to dress. She has black hip hugger jeans cling to her beautiful body, and a whit tank top with a black jacket over it and white shoes.
“Hey Max.” She says smiling at me.
“Hey.” It’s a three-letter word and I barely managed to get it out. It’s shy Max all over again.
“Look, we match.” She says glancing at me attire.
‘We match perfectly.’ I think to myself.
“Yeah.” I reply.
“So all we have to wait for is Kyle, your date.” Tess says loudly, well basically everything she says is loud.
Five minutes pass and Kyle shows up. “Hey!” He says as he gets in the house. He walks up to Liz and gives her a flower. “I picked it up on my way over, my car broke down so I had to walk.”
“Oh, thank you.” She says and kisses his cheek.
I fit the urge to slam him up against the wall, so instead I wrap my arm around Tess’ shoulder. “So, where should we go?” Liz asks as we stand around her hallway.
“Movies, then the park?” Kyle suggests.
We all agree and head out taking my jeep. Can you say tension?
Alex’s POV
“And they’re off.” Maria whispers to Michael and I.
“Kyle said he would suggest movies then the park so let’s get a move on it.” Michael says getting up.
“What in the world are you guys doing behind there?”
“Crap!” Michael exclaims.
“Hi Izzy.” I say as she approaches the bushes.
“What are you doing back here?”
“I lost my earring…”
“Looking for Alex’s contacts…
“Nothing…”
We all say at the same time. We are so smooth. “Spill.” Iz says crossing her arms.
“Okay, okay. We were spying on Max and Liz.” I say earning a smack from Michael and Maria. “Oww! What was that for?” I ask.
“For not being able to keep your mouth shut!”
“Whoa, wait so you are all in on Maria’s plan to make Liz jealous?”
“Max told you?” Maria asks.
“Yeah, So you all want to help him?”
“Uh, not exactly, see we told Liz to do the same thing that Max is doing, making the other jealous. But that’s not the real plan, the real plan that we have going is-” Yet again I get smacked. “What?!”
“Do you ever shut up?” Michael says exasperated.
“Another plan oh really, do tell.” Isabel says.
“Why in the world did we include him in this again?’ Maria asks Michael.
“Hey it was your idea not mine.” Michael exclaims.
“Just shut up and tell me what the hell is going on!”
“Okay, Isabel once we tell you, you will be apart of this plan and you will help.”
“Wait just how many people are apart of this thing?”
“Just me, Michael, Alex and Kyle.”
“Kyle’s in on this? I thought he and Liz were really an item.”
“Did you not hear Alex-I-never-shut-up over there. We made a plan where they were both were trying to get the other jealous, with out the other one knowing it was fake.”
“Oh…”
“Oh why are you spying on them?”
“Well as of to night you can be apart of the plan, were going to the theatre and we are going to watch the same movie and in that theatre we are going to make both of them pour with envy and jealousy. And thankfully, Kyle is going to help by being oh so very loving and charming to Liz. And we shall have fun at the park, that is if they last the long.” Maria says.
“You people are evil. I like.” Izzy says.
“Let’s get going then.” Michael whines.
And we off we go off to torture the poor unsuspecting lovers. Sigh, all in a days work. Thankfully, I got Izzy with me, and hopefully she’ll protect me from the other to idiots that insist on slapping me.
TBC…
Don’t hate me, I’ll try and post more as soon as I can. I really hate make you guys wait so long. I don’t do it to torture you, honestly. BYE!!!!!!
"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." - Sam Keen
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Alison: I want the shirt that says 'I don't have A.D.D....Ooooo look a chiken!'
Me: Where? Where? (turns head from left to right)