In his head, he thinks that once we get married we're going to go on all these road trips that would require us to go off-roading or something

This reminds me of a guy I used to know who said " Now I own a SUV, now I am going off-roading."

He managed to flip over with his car and now has big scratches on the roof.
What is it with guys and trucks? I don't get it. Whereas I want to get myself a little Smart car. .
*cough* Perhaps they want to *cough* compensate for something
Other than that, I know that Realtors seem to like to use them because it "Offers the amount of space a mini-van does but is more professional."

But for what do realtors need so much space? The last time I checked they only sold houses, they didn't have to build them up themselves.
Hummers seem like such a waste of money to me. Does anyone really have that many kids/stuff to haul around to justify the purchase of one? They get an average of 16-20 miles per gallon

and Hummers are just so ugly

Fortunately you hardly see them in europe. Probably because gas is a bit more expensive here

and I don't see a Hummer fit into an european parkingspace or through a small lane in southern europe.