Those Great One-Liners # 4

killjoy · Post by **killjoy** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:10 pm

Identity

Love that movie

Stop pissing, Yuri. Give me a stopwatch and a map, and I'll fly the Alps in a plane with no windows.

Darkstar · Post by **Darkstar** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:05 am

The Hunt for Red October

"Finished? It'll never be finished. There'll be other towns, with other troubled kids, and other worried parents. Science is God."

dreamerfiend · Post by **dreamerfiend** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:45 am

hmm... I think that's from Disturbing Behavior

"Wear it until you love it and love it until you die in it!"

Website · Post by **Itzstacie** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:34 am

okay to get this back on track

There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.
You're gonna die here, you know.

killjoy · Post by **killjoy** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:05 pm

Return Of The Jedi

Man how the hell can they call Pluto a planet? No motherf*&^ planet has an elliptical orbit. This shit don't make no sense.

Kristy · Post by **Kristy** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:49 am

LMAO, Me, Myself, and Irene .... I guess they got that one cleared up ...

"I get ipod, he get ipod mini! Everyone know, ipod mini is for girls!!!"

erinkatie · Post by **erinkatie** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:23 pm

Borat

This may sound like gibberish to you, but I think I'm in a tragedy.

killjoy · Post by **killjoy** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:34 pm

Stranger Than Fiction.

This comes from one of my favorite movies

You haven't switched from liquor to dope, by any chance, have you Dexter?

Kristy · Post by **Kristy** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:35 pm

Ah, The Philadelphia Story. I haven't seen that one in ages.

Well, since you HAD to remind me of another quote ...

"What, you think we're smuggling dope in the celery? The celery's not for dope, it's for dip!"

killjoy · Post by **killjoy** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:05 pm

High Anxiety

Ok here's an easy one

Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.