Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

[killjoy]

"My name is Larek." said the voice of the person that had taken over Bordy "I was First Prime Minister under the last King Zan."

"Wow" the eight members of the Pod Squad said at once.

"Yes yes please hold your applause." Larek held up his hand "I was sent here to answer any questions that the Royal Four might have." Larek looked around at everyone "Now don't be shy.Anyone? Come on now ask away."

Everyone looked around at one another before Michael finally cleared his throat.

"Yes Rath?" Larek turned toward Michael.

"Actually I go by Michael now." said Michael who than looked around for a second "Ok this one has been bothering me for years and I've been dying to know the answer to it."

"Ask away." smiled Larek

"Uhhh yeah well you see I was just wondering.....if you choke a Smurf what color does he turn?" Michael noticed the looks and the eyerolls everyone was giving him "....what?"

[chanks_girl]

lmao killjoy. good one
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"You're right, Isabel. I should stop following you around. it is annoying, exhausting and I spent too much money on gas for following you around. from now on, I won't bother you again. Good bye, Isabel."

"WHAT? No no no Alex, I was joking. You know... Haha a joke. I have a strange sense of humour. I didn't mean any of the words I have said. Please stay and don't leave. To proof you I am serious...I will be your sex slave forever."

'Score' Alex thought to himself.

"Alright, that will do."

[killjoy]

For this joke to work let's all pretend that both Alex and Kyle were in the know when Max was in the hospital and bood needed to be taken.


"You alright man?" Kyle asked when Alex finally came out of the room holding his arm.

"Yeah arm is a little sore though." nodded Alex as he rubbed the arm Liz had taken the blood samples from.

"But all in all you're ok?"

"Yeah I'm fine." said Alex a tad surprised Kyle was so worried about him "..but thanks for..."

"Well in that case let's go!" Kyle interrupted Alex by grabbing him by his nonsore arm and started dragging him toward the elevator.

"Whooooa where the hell are we going in such a hurry?"

"The Maternity Ward!" Kyle yelled over his shoulder.

"Why are we going there?" asked a puzzled Alex.

"To try and pick up some women who are in there!"

"Why the hell would we want to pick up women who are in the Maternity Ward?" an even more puzzled Alex asked as he and Kyle entered the elevator.

Kyle pushed the button for the floor he wanted and just as the door went to shut he turned toward Alex.

"Don't you get it Whitman? It's obvious those women put out!"

[LizMichael 4 Ever]

Here is my atempt. Sorry if it's bad.

"Thank you Max for saving my life and all.......... And I know we have this on and off relationship, but i would much rather date Michael or get back with Kyle." stated Liz with the swetest smile on here face.

"But why Liz?" Max asked with his puppy eyes.

"Because you are just too much of a stalker when your eyes follow me when I work and you pop up EVERYWHERE I am!!" She exclaimed.

[dreamer19]

Max: How can I be a romantic like you Michael? I want to learn from the master.

Michael: Well I'm going to dress up as Hamlet recite to Maria a lovely poem and then at the end ask "A date or no date? That tis the question." You can come watch and take notes. I'll need help beforehand getting into my tights.

Max: Oh thank you Michael, maybe now Liz will finally go out on a date with me.

Michael: Well after you see me in action tonight, you may just learn a thing or two about what women want.

[killjoy]

[dreamer19]

Graduation...Max and Liz's wedding at the end...

Liz's voice over: I'm Liz Parker and I'm happy.

Moving to the shot of the back of the van...

Max pounding on the back of the window: No wait I made a mistake! Somebody help me!

[LizMichael 4 Ever]

that's cute!!!

[dreamer19]

Maria: Max Evans is staring at you again.

Liz: Maria that is so in your imagination.

Maria: I know, it was really my butt he was checking out.

[Zanity]

Max: (Handing her a stack of papers) Happy Valentines Day Liz!

Liz: (Confused) Max what are these?

Max: Divorce papers.