1.)  I'm 23 years old and I have never broken any bones, sprained anything, or had any kind of surgery.  I should probably knock on wood about now, because the last time I said "I've never been stung by a bee," I was stung by a wasp a few days later.
2.)  I was so quiet in 6th grade that my teacher asked my mom if there were "problems at home."  There weren't any, I just hated all my classmates.  
3.)  When I was a kid, my 
Little Mermaid bedsheets gave me nightmares.  Even though Sebastian 
is a crab, when the lights were out, he looked like a huge mean lobster.  I had a dream that I was at the beach and a bunch of lobsters attacked and killed me with their pincers.  
 
4.)  I have this fear of anything on stilts.  Being only 5' tall myself, seeing tall lanky dudes leering over me on stilts really creeps me out.  
5.)  I pretty much hate the word "ignorant."  I don't know if it's because MJ overused it, or because most people use it in the wrong context (just because you don't agree with them about something), but I always roll my eyes and/or shudder when I overhear someone say "You're ignorant/ That's ignorant."  Even now, just thinking about the word, makes me want to cringe.
Anyway, it is true, what they say.  Ignorance is bliss.  I was a happy child, before I learned anything.   

 
			
			
									
						
							Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: That time I was going to say sandwiches.
-Arrested Development